Chapter 41 Tongue War

[41] Tongue War

Yao Fan gave him a chance to speak, took a step closer and closer, patted his face with his middle finger, and said white, "Do you know that after the words 'parents are here, you are not far away', there is also a way to travel', which means that as long as you tell your family where you are going, where the world can't go?

But I don't blame you. As the saying goes, it's better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books. How can you, the frog at the bottom of the well know the ambition of the world's heroes?

In addition, I will teach you a complete sentence, the so-called: 'Hundreds of good filial piety first, the original heart is not the original, and the original poor family has no filial son. All evil ** is the leader, regardless of the heart, and there are few perfect people in the world.

The first half of this sentence is to say that filial piety is in the heart, not made to show people. In terms of appearance, how can the poor be more than the rich?

For example, a person is very poor and wants to buy a fish for his parents, but he really has no money to afford it, so he is very painful. He can only hope to slowly save some money to buy it. As long as he has this heart, as long as his feelings are true, we can't say that he is unfilial!

If the poor can't compare with the rich, are the poor unfilial? But anyone who pretends to show off to others on filial piety is just a rich man who whitewashes his ignorance and shows off.

As for the second half of this sentence, I will also tell you, Kong Laoer... The saint said, 'Eating men and women are human desires.' A fair lady and a gentleman are good. This is the simplest truth in the world. As long as you don't do the evil act of robbing people's women and forcing rape*, what's wrong with being moved?

Brother Guo, can you remember this time? I won't say anything twice!"

Guo Jixiu was scolded by Yao Fan and trembled all over angrily. He immediately wanted to reach out and hit Yao Fan, but he was afraid that Yao Van Gogh was strong and dared not do it, so he was even more angry, his face was blue, and his chest was short of breath.

He wanted to refute it with words for a moment, but his words were so fierce that he had to put away his contempt and hatred and thought, "I can't underestimate this market villain! This family is rich and must have read some books... Humph, when my father's notebook is published, there will be a day when you cry!"

Seeing Guo Jixiu being scolded by Yao Fan, the little man dressed up by Jinshan's younger brother turned his eyes round and said to Jinshan, "Yao Fan's mouth is so powerful! It's simply iron, and it's as happy as a cannon!"

Golden Mountain was also moved: "I really can't underestimate him. After all, this man has seen the outside world!" The mouth is so poisonous!"

Yao Fan and Guo Jixiu quarreled and were worried about Zhou Xiusong. Zhou Xiusong saw their words coming down, as if they were getting more and more stiff. This was not his intention to be a peacemaker today, so he no longer dared to relax and hurriedly said, "Both brothers are easy to learn, but my drama here is better. Let's go to the theater."

Guo Jixiu suppressed his anger and said with a strong smile, "Zhuang Ziyun, there is no end in my life. It seems that I am used to reading sages, but I read less garbage books."

Yao Fan shook his head while saying NO, shook his head and sighed, "Poor! You are half-baked and funny, but you like to wander around in half a bottle outside, but you don't know that there is a sentence behind Zhuangzi's words, 'There is no boundless'.

This means that such a funny person like you is about the same age as melon seeds. What can you remember to learn infinite knowledge with your limited life? Isn't it true that you can only remember half a sentence and go out to show off but be beaten to death as a fool?

Alas, I advise Brother Guo to go home and work as a farmer from now on, and never spoil the saint's book again. Judging from the eyes that I have seen countless scholars, you are not this material at all!"

As soon as this word came out, there were many squires around who couldn't help laughing, but they felt rude when they smiled, so their faces twisted strangely. The Guo family has a lot of bullying in the local area and has a very bad reputation, so no one has helped Guo Jixiu fight against the situation.

To talk about the little guy, he was the first to pounce and cover his mouth and laugh out. He really can't stand Yao Fan's humorous expression. Obviously, he is swearing, but it's like complaining about slander, which is even more funny than the gentleman invited him to crosstalk at home.

Guo Jixiu received this insult, and suddenly had a violent atmosphere, a depressed atmosphere, and a sense of shame. The three breaths were entangled into a head, and his already blue face immediately turned black and purple! If he had a knife in his hand at this time, he would have to stab Yao Fan to death on the spot.

Seeing this, Zhou Xiusong secretly cried bitterly and shouted in his heart, "It's not good!" He hurriedly said, "Don't drop your schoolbags anymore. They are both of whom have read sages. Why do they look at each other? It's difficult for saints in heaven. Today, brother, I will be the host. We will have a banquet later. Let's drink two drinks. In the past, all kinds of unhappy things will be done with a smile, right?

Despite this, Zhou Xiusong also understands that it is unrealistic to want the two to reconcile again. He just hopes that nothing will happen after today.

Under Zhou Xiusong's pull, Guo Jixiu didn't say a word with a black face, clenched his fist, turned around and sat down at a table that had been prepared for him in the theater for a long time, and drank the herbal tea sent by Zhou's servants.

Yao Fanxin said that Guo Jixiu was thick-skinned and didn't leave after being scolded like this. Is it true that I won't beat him?

Yao Fan looked back at his friends standing in the distance and was very happy to see them winking. I guess even if they don't understand what they are scolding, they can see that they have the upper hand.

Yao Fan nodded proudly to the guys, turned around and looked at the Iron Mirror Princess and Yang Yanqing on the stage, and suddenly clapped his hands and cheered.

Yao Fan shouted loudly, but the guys behind didn't understand Yao Fan's meaning, and they also shouted loudly.

When Zhou Xiusong saw Yao Fan's unrelenting trouble, Guo Jixiu's face was gloomy as if he was about to drip blood. He cried in his heart and quickly got up and covered it up and said, "Today, my Zhou family is holding a meeting to have fun with all the squires. My third brother has always been a ticket friend and has already dressed up. Later, he will go up to give you a "Second Entry into the Palace" , everyone should support it a lot!"

Hearing Zhou Xiusong's words, all the squires laughed and arched their hands: "Okay! We are waiting to see the appearance of the third master!"

Zhou Xiusong smiled and said in a heated atmosphere: "You have a favorite joke, just go to the back to find Shengtai's class leader, dress up and show your hand and call everyone happy."

As soon as this statement came out, a few squires were itchy. They couldn't help but wanted to get up and go back to the platform, but they didn't want to stand out too much, so they sat and waited for the third master of the Zhou family to sing before making plans.

Zhou Xiusong came to Yao Fan and said with a smile, "I think Brother Yao can understand Beijing opera. This is already rare. Maybe he can't sing, right?"

Yao Fan was impatient with Zhou Xiusong's framed energy everywhere. He stared and retorted, "Can sing! Although foreigners don't listen to Beijing opera, my family has always listened to it, and has raised a team and made many new plays.

Zhou Xiusong was stared and said, "Brother Yao didn't say just now that the family still has a theater team? How did you tell me that I couldn't hear you overseas? Brother Yao's false words should be punished. Why don't we go up and pretend to listen to it? Let's have fun together?

Yao Fan said cheerfully, "Although I have a team at home, I'm in business. I really don't listen to it very often. I didn't mean to slander you. Brother Zhou is the master. Since I want to be punished, I will pretend for a while. What's the difficulty?

Yao Fan got up and walked to the back of the stage.

Yao Fan went to the back of the stage and gave an order to the erhu Sanxian. In this, this, this and so, he told the people who played single drums and handboards, and took out 200 taels of silver tickets and said cheerfully, "Take it for a drink."

Although the master of Shengtai class had never heard of the song card pointed out by Yao Fan, he accepted what Yao Fan said was eye-catching and generous.

The young man of the Huang family, dressed as a young man in green under the stage, was surprised to see Yao Fan go to the back # stage. He thought that Yao Fan was the first to go up. Could he really sing a few words? This man not only has sharp words and will bury people, but also this elegant?

Wait for the third master of the Zhou family to come out and sing a second entry into the palace, and the following is full of cheers.

Next, Yao Fan did not wear any makeup at all. He came out with a long shirt and stood up. He arched his hand and smiled handsomely, "Guys! I'm Yao Fan. Today, I'm lucky enough to be invited by Uncle Zhou to come to Guibaozhuang to listen to the venue. I'm also really happy. Yao is not talented. He is willing to sing his own joke here to make everyone happy. I hope you can support him more.

After saying this, Yao Fan arched his hand to the stage, and the squires below were also enthusiastic and saluted sporadically.

Yao Fan's mother, Li Hongmei, is a professor of ethnic music in the university, so Yao Fan is no stranger to various musical instruments and music scores of folk music. Today, he sang not Beijing opera, but Liu Huan's "The Go".

People and ghosts

The gold seems to be generous

Floating life is like a dream

Only painstaking

Beauty

Wave back

Life and death don't complain early

The love wanders secretly

I have no choice but to pass away

It's so easy to change

Friendship is priceless and unguaranteed

Fate from the sky

There is no way to move back to the star

When can't help but be slaughtered by others

Zhongming tripod food scattered for a day

Air guard yesterday's wealth

Landscape blurred

Low fog

Wished boat fishing in the cold river

The wind blows and the beard is white

The three strings replace the guqin, which is dyed three points of desolation and sadness outside the artistic conception.

The violin was replaced with erhu, and the heavier it was, the more generous it was.

The occasional ethereal blow of the single drum and the handboard are like eternal pulse! Through time and space, he came to his face.

Yao Fan participated in the Peking Opera Club, played Peking Opera old students, and learned meito singing with his mother in middle school, which led to his singing and his cool Xiao Liu Huan.

Therefore, although the first four did not dare to say that the cooperation was seamless, but in a hurry, they gathered into a surging historical song!

After a song, Yao Fan's guys first supported the show. The sound of slapping the mountain was like waves, shaking the sky-blue cloth shed that shaded the yard. The first time the guys saw the owner singing, they still had such a flavorful melody, which really made them worship so much that they were about to smash their palms.

The young man of the Huang family under the stage was also intoxicated. He held his heart in front of his chest, but held his brother's golden mountain fan tightly in the other hand. His eyes were like autumn waves, his color was like spring water, and his face seemed to be angry, smiling and infatuated. If it hadn't been for him for the man's dress, people would have made people think that he was a daughter.

Yao Fan saw the little man below staring at him with a flowery peach blossom eye from afar on the stage. He couldn't help but feel cold. He said to himself: I heard that there were many people who loved broken sleeves and peaches in ancient times, but he didn't expect it to be so popular...

So Yao Fan twisted his eyebrows slightly and stared at the little man fiercely.