Chapter 5: Negotiating with Ghosts
Chapter 5: Negotiating with Ghosts
Now let me tell you about the naughty ghosts. If you are interested, you can have a look. The naughty ghosts are mostly wandering souls. These wandering souls do not die normally, or have nothing to do, or die unjustly. These wandering souls are difficult to be reincarnated, so they stay in the world. Some of them have no relatives, no Sacrifice, some have done good deeds in front of them and can stay in the Buddhist temple, while others wander around the world and become lonely ghosts.
Although these lonely wild ghosts are not hungry, they see other ghosts having sacrifices, and they also want to eat, so they just pray for some food with the help of the low-ly angry people's bodies. Most of them will not harm people's lives. If they get what they want, they will leave. Of course, there are also very harsh conditions. They will usually be beaten. They basically have no ability, just wandering souls.
I once heard the old man say that there was a man here who was fooled by a naughty ghost in my hometown. The conditions were very harsh. He wanted three animal tributes, that is, the cow's head, the sheep's head and the pig's head.
Where did the former poor go to pay tribute to these three animals? Some people haven't eaten pork in a year. I had no choice but to find a pig-killing person. The person who killed the pig was very evil, and ordinary evil things should be avoided. Sure enough, the pig killer broke into the man's house with a pig-killing knife and scolded.
As soon as the naughty ghost saw this situation, he was so scared that he ran far away, and the one who was fooled on was fine from now on.
I saw that this little girl's naughty ghost just wants to eat. As long as its conditions are not harsh, I will try my best to satisfy it. After all, the boss is rich this week, and it's good to do good deeds. The key is not that I pay for it.
I said to the naughty ghost, "I think you are a bitter ghost, so I won't take action against you, but this bitter owner is not a heinous person. And this little girl is only 15 years old, and you let her go. If you have any conditions, you can say that as long as it is reasonable, I can satisfy you."
When Lai Pi heard this, he quickly arched his hand and said, "Thank you, little brother. I don't have any requirements, but you can make me food for a few days, and give me hundreds of billions and I'll leave."
I saw that the ghost said that he almost jumped down his chin with hundreds of billions. I scolded him, "Fug, are you taking an inch? How many days did you eat? It's good to have a meal. How many hundred billions are there? I really should beat you to death."
As he spoke, he picked up the "face rolling pin" and quickly retreated far away. As he retreated, he said to me, "Send your anger. How many tens of millions is okay? Millions, millions?
I saw that this guy needed so much more. I picked up the rolling pin and was about to rush up, but was stopped by Wang Ming. Wang Ming said, "Lao Chen, he is talking about ghost coins, paper money and paper money."
I suddenly realized when I heard this. It seems that I'm really allergic to money, but when I think that Wang Ming and I are busy for a day, it's only 700 yuan. As soon as this little wandering soul comes up, the unit is 10,000. Who can not be anxious?
However, if you think about this banknote, you can buy 10 million yuan at the wholesale market. If you chat with the boss, you will get 2 million yuan for free. This use is different.
Thinking of this, I said to the naughty ghost, "Come here and talk about what you want to eat. Let's talk about the money later."
The naughty ghost came to me again and said, "Yes, it's easy to discuss anything. Don't fight at any time. We are all polite people."
Bah, it's a sven ghost. I was embarrassed before, but now I'm embarrassed to say something, so I let it brag.
Lai Pi Gui said, "I ate very simple colorful meat, Little River Dragon King, black earth jade, and some grain essence and small pearls. Is it simple?"
It's simple, simple. I've never heard of these names, and there is the Dragon King. Where can I fix it? I silently squeezed the "face rolling pin" in my hand and slowly walked towards the little girl.
When he was about to approach, he was stopped by Wang Ming. Wang Ming asked me doubtfully, "Lao Chen, what are you going to do?"
I didn't look back and said fiercely, "Kight this bastard to death. His uncle's coming and talking about it has never been heard of me. Where to fix it and beat it to death.
The naughty ghost hid far away when he heard my strange cry, but Wang Ming said, "Don't worry, I think what he said is very reasonable."
The naughty ghost said, "Yes, yes, why does this little brother always hit people?"
I yelled at Lai Pi, "Shut up and talk again. I'll kill you."
said to Wang Ming again, "Simple? It's easy for you to get it, colorful meat? Dragon? Where am I going?"
Wang Ming looked at me and smiled and said, "The colorful meat is streaky pork, the little river dragon king is the fish, the black earth jade is the dish, the essence of the grain is the wine, and the small pearls are the rice. What's so difficult? We can eat it for 20 yuan.
I looked at Wang Ming in disbelief, and then looked at the naughty ghost. Seeing that the naughty ghost did not refute, it seemed to be true. His uncle asked him to play culture in front of me. He is a sven person. I'm not a sven person, and he deserves it.
I sat back on the sofa and said to the naughty ghost, "It's no problem to eat this, and there's no problem with the money. If you give her back the girl's soul, we'll treat you."
The naughty ghost nodded and said, "There's no problem with this. It's just that I have a soul in my neighbor's hand, and I only have a soul in my hand."
Originally, it was said that the little girl had lost two souls, but it was true. Wang Ming said to the naughty ghost, "Then call your neighbor. I'll tell the bitter master, how about cooking more dishes and burning more paper for you two to eat together?"
The naughty ghost quickly said yes and turned his head and said something to the window. Sure enough, after a while, I saw a ghost floating here. The ghost looked tattered in rags. At a distance, he thought it was a beggar. When I walked in, I knew it was a ghost.
Later, the wandering soul saw me and Wang Ming and asked, "Who are these two?"
The previous scoundrel replied, "These two are the gentlemen invited by this family to catch us."
The later ghost was about to run away as soon as he heard it, but was pulled by the previous naughty ghost. The previous ghost said, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, they won't beat us. You just need to give her back the girl's soul, and they will treat us to delicious food."
When the later ghost heard this, his eyes were golden, and he didn't know how long he had been hungry. He said, "Thank you two. I'll return my soul to this little girl."
With that, he took out a small round ball. Is this the soul? I've never seen it before. The ghost took something like a small bead and sent it to the girl's mouth. After the girl swallowed it, her face turned red.
I said to the naughty ghost on the girl, "If you can be so obedient, I won't go back first, and I will naturally invite you to dinner at this time tomorrow. By the way, tell me your names so that I can call you tomorrow.
The naughty ghost on the girl's body came out of the girl's body. The girl fell aside. Fortunately, Wang Ming quickly held it with his eyes and hands. Lai Pigui said, "My name is Wang Sanhe, and his name is Zhao Siping."
I nodded and said to Wang Sanhe and Zhao Siping, "Okay, don't hurt people in the future. It's easier for you to be reincarnated if you do something good."
Wang Sanhe and Zhao Siping nodded and said, "Yes, yes, what the little brother said is that this girl is not fascinated by us. She appeared in the mass grave herself. We both saw that she was dressed as a rich man, so we got on her body.
Wang Ming and I looked at each other and couldn't figure out why a little girl dared to appear in a mass grave? Forget it, Wang Ming and I just took people's money. Now that the matter has been solved, the girl is fine, why does she care so much?
After I sent the second ghost away, I called Boss Zhou and said that everything was done and asked him to come back quickly. Boss Zhou said that I was a god.