Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger

Treatment

The car arrived. In front of a community, three people got out of the car and walked to a unit building.

Wei Lingyan took out his mobile phone and called Su Xi.

Su Xi over there is looking at the GV, staring at the best man on the TV screen, nagging. It's really the best. Look at that face, how can it attract people to commit crimes, how can the waist and buttocks be twisted so much? Alas, if I were a man.

Du, Du, Du

Su Xi, when he heard the vibration of the mobile phone, he didn't answer it. It is estimated that it was 10086 to urge the phone bill again.

Seeing that no one answered, Wei Lingyan frowned and hit it again.

The mobile phone vibrated for a while, stopped, and then rang, beep, beep

Shit, I'm bothering you to look at the beautiful man. Isn't it? Are you going to run out of money? What's the urge? Su Xi walked to the sofa, pressed the answer button angrily, and scolded: Shit! Damn, I'm almost out of money! What's the rush? Hand it in later, and you won't lose a piece of meat.

Su Xi, it's me. There was a cold voice on the other end of the phone.

When Su Xi heard the voice, he immediately changed his tone of voice: "Yo! It's you, Mr. Wei! I don't know what you do all the time?

I'm downstairs now. I'll talk about it later.

Master Wei, when did you come here? Why don't you knock on the door?

If I knock on the door, will you open the door?

......

Su Xi, because the man thought that the doorbell was noisy, he removed the doorbell on the door and asked outsiders to knock on the door with their hands. However, she usually looked at the GV, and the people outside knocked on the door to attract the neighbors. She still stared at the beautiful man on the TV screen.

The three of them took the elevator to the fifth floor. When they got out of the elevator, they saw a woman with a fan lying on the rocking chair next to the front of the security door.

The woman, with long black hair, was tied into a ponytail, which looked clean and neat. She lay on the rocking chair and shook it while fanning the wind.

Su Xi, Wei Lingyan came to her and called her name.

Su Xi put down the fan and made a gesture of invitation: "Master Wei, please come in.

Yu Zheng saw that the boss had gone in. He was about to go in, but he was stopped by Su Xi.

Pay the money first, and then enter. Su Xi stood at the door, blocked his way, and reached for him.

Give it, just one piece. Yu Zheng took out a dollar from her purse and put the coin in her hand.

Su Xi looked at the dollar in his hand and said, "This money is not enough!"

It's only one yuan, and there is no money.

Su Xi, looking at him with a fan of wind, said like a hooligan, "If you don't have money, just sacrifice some hue!"

When Yu Zheng heard her say that she wanted to sacrifice her face and was about to cover her face, Su Xi's hand was already kneaded on his face.

Yu Zheng's cute baby face was red by Su Xi.

Yu Zheng hasn't seen it for a while, and his skin is getting better and better. This feeling is really impatient.

Yu Zheng was uncomfortable to be pinched by her and asked Yu Zhe for help: "Yu Zhe, she bullied me.

Yu Zhe took a look at him and said lightly, "It's okay. Just sacrifice your lust and put up with it.

Yu Zhe, come and save me. If you don't come, my chastity will be ruined by her.

Yu Zhe also felt that it was such a waste of time. He walked to Yu Zheng and pulled him into the door.

Su Xi, standing outside the door is still recalling the touch just now,

It's not bad that it's Xiaoshou. It feels really good. And Yu Zhe hasn't seen him for a while, and he is more and more charming. Xiaoshou is really a good match.

Su Xi, when are you going to stand outside?

Su Xi, when he heard Wei Lingyan's voice, withdrew his thoughts, walked in and asked, "What's the matter with Master Wei doing here?"

Wei Lingyan pointed to his injured face and said, "Cage this for me and don't leave a scar.

Su Xi looked at the wound on his face and laughed: Yo, Mr. Wei, what's on your face? It's so beautiful

It's a little poor. Hurry up and cure the wound on my face.

Why do you cure it? It's so beautiful to stay on your face, and it matches your charming appearance.

With, the cold sound sounds

Yes, matching

Wei Lingyan looked at him and smiled evilly: Since you said that the wound is left on your face to match my appearance, I will also make a wound on your face that matches your appearance. How about it?

Su Xi covered his face and said, "No, okay, I won't tease you. Let me see the wound on your face.

Su Xi put away her hooligan look and immediately examined the wound on his face with a serious face. He touched the wound on his face with his fingers, put it under his nose and smelled it. He said to himself: Shuo

What are you talking about, Wei Lingyan asked

Is there any ointment on your face?

What is that?

That is a kind of flower produced in Dabie Mountain. It is called Jushuhua. People there use Jujuhua to make plasters. If it is a knife wound, sunburned, or other wounds, you can heal the wound or cure blood by applying a little cham. However, that kind of plaster is only suitable for people in Dabie Mountain. Because that kind of flower is poisonous, people there are dry all year round. Farm work, I have been in contact with that kind of flower for a long time, and I also have a certain resistance to that kind of flower. This kind of plaster is not suitable for people with delicate skin. I really don't understand. Your face is hurt. How can you apply the medicine casually? ( Pure fiction)

Yu Zheng said next to him: It's not the boss who painted it himself

Su Xi looked at his face and asked with a pity: Who painted it? Fortunately, you came in time, otherwise this beautiful face would be ruined.

It's a person who looks like Zhu Bajie's face and paints it on the boss.

Zhu Bajie?

Yes, Yu Zheng nodded

Well, why doesn't that man know how to take care of beautiful creatures? Yu Zheng, that person's nickname is Zhu Bajie. Did you get it?

I started it. This nickname is matched with that person's appearance.

Wei Lingyan asked when she was nagging about this and asked; is there a way to cure it?

Yes, wait a minute, I'll get you the medicine

After a while, Su Xi took out a small jar from the room, threw it into his hand and said, "Three times a day, go to the pharmacy to buy some anti-inflammatory drugs."

Wei Lingyan looked at the bottle in his hand and asked suspiciously: Does this medicine work?

Don't worry, it's not poisonous, it's guaranteed to be useful

Wei Lingyan opened the lid and smelled it. A fragrance of herbs came to his nose and asked: What kind of medicine is this? How is it configured?

Exclusive secret recipe, declined to disclose

Wei Lingyan put the bottle in Yu Zhe's hand and said to Su Xi, "I'm leaving. I won't bother you."

Don't panic. You haven't given this yet. Su Xi stretched out his hand to her and asked for money.

Wei Lingyan took out a pile of bills from his purse and put them in her hand.

Su Xi looked at the pile of banknotes, his eyes were shining, hugged and kissed several times, put them in his purse, stood aside, and made a gesture of invitation: Master Wei, you always go well, welcome to come often.

Yu Zheng followed behind and was teased by Su Xi when he walked to the door.

Yu Zheng was speechless to her: Alas, hooligans are not terrible. He is afraid that hooligans are women or rotten women. He will never do anything with women.

In the car, Yu Zheng asked Wei Lingyan: Boss, shall we go back now?

Go back

Boss, the person who looks like Zhu Bajie, you are ready to...

Wei Lingyan looked at the scenery outside the window and said nothing. But the bottom of my eyes is cold

When Yu Zheng saw that the boss didn't say anything, he was a little puzzled. Didn't the boss care about that man? This is not like the boss's previous style? In order to prove whether his guess was correct, he asked, "Well, boss, you are ready to forgive him. It's not like your previous style!"

Wei Lingyan laughed, but the laughter sounded like a laughing demon in hell, which was creepy: "I have my own plan, provoked me, and I want to comfort my life. That's impossible.

Yu Zheng sat in the back and thought, "It turns out that the boss has already had a plan.

Wei Lingyan continued: "I'll give you three days to find him, bring him to me, and be careful of the person around him. He is not a simple person.

Young master, can you see it? Yu Zhe asked.

Hmm! When fighting with him, his moves were all fatal, and I hypnotized him, which made him unconscious. He was not affected by my hypnosis.

Boss, didn't you say that your hypnosis is useless for strong-willed people? That should be his strong will

I dare not say, you'd better pay attention to it

Ah sneeze, ah sneeze, the tiger rubbed his nose, who is hitting me?

Xiao Hu, what's the matter? It's frozen. Feng Ran drugged him and asked.

Xiaohu, who hit several times in a row, said, "It's not frozen. I guess that person is hitting me.

It's frozen, but it's frozen. You're still stubborn. Why don't you say that you hurt your buttocks in the hospital? Feng Ran asked complainingly.

Hu Hu said leisurely, "It's right not to tell you. If I tell you, it's hard to guarantee that you won't be taken off your trousers on the spot.

Feng Ran listened to him and his face was full of black lines. Xiaohu, even if I was in a hurry, I couldn't do that kind of thing!

Hu Hu crawled on the sofa and recalled this in his mind. He had seen the appearance of the man he had met twice. How could he be so familiar with him? It seemed that he had seen him there.

Wei Lingyan looked at everything around him indifferently. Everything was so luxurious and full of aristocratic atmosphere.

Young Master

Wei Lingyan stopped and said, "You are all busy!" I'm going to rest.

The two of them retreated silently.

Wei Lingyan went up the second floor along the Xiangbaiyu stairs.

I went upstairs, and my whole body was in the sofa.

There was a noise in the kitchen. Wei Lingyan sat up from the sofa and said, "What kind of person, come out!

Young master, you are back. Have you eaten yet? There was hot food in the kitchen. A middle-aged woman in a nanny came out of the kitchen and asked the man sitting on the sofa

Who are you? Wei Lingyan looked at the woman and asked indifferently.

I'm a nanny hired by Mr. Wei to serve the young master.

Oh! The old man invited me again!

Wei Lingyan looked around and asked, "Have you cleaned all these places?"

Back to the young master, I heard from Mr. Wei that you like to be clean, and I cleaned the inside and outside of this place.

Wei Lingyan took a crystal glass on the coffee table, put it under the light, and asked sarcastically, "Really! Why do I think you haven't cleaned it up? Look, there is still dust in this glass.

The nanny looked at the glass and said doubtfully, "Young master, this glass is clean without ash.

Are you the master or am I the master? Do you mean there is something wrong with my eyes?

Young master, I don't mean that, I...

Wei Lingyan interrupted her: "You go! I don't need a nanny like you here

The nanny prayed, "Young master, you are giving me a chance, and I won't do it next time.

Wei Yiyan said lightly, "It's impossible. I only give people one chance to do things. You must be my nanny, and that person has also told you the details to pay attention to! But you made a mistake for the first time. If I had used that cup to drink water just now, I would have been lying in the hospital now.

Young master, the nanny prayed again.