032; I'll teach you the bed skills, 5,000 a month

After listening to him, Wei Lingyan's heart was full of fire, but he still looked indifferent and said to him, "I don't feel any discomfort in maintaining that posture for more than an hour. As for you want to know what it feels like to maintain it for more than an hour, you can find someone to do it. As for changing the wall and Change the door. As long as you want to change it, you can change it, but to make it clear, you pay for it yourself.

The tiger came to him and smiled obscenely, "Young master. Your bed skills are really bad. Do you want me to teach you? My bed skills are very good and I have been specially trained. I have also ** many people's bed skills. Now those people's bed skills have been ** by me. Now their lovers can't stop their bed skills in **. If you want to learn, I'll give you a cheaper one. You are only charged 5,000 yuan a month, and the original price is 10,000 yuan. For the sake of the person I love, it's 5,000 yuan cheaper for you. Other people don't get such good treatment.

Wei Lingyan pushed away the tiger who was close at hand and laughed, "It's just your body, which is not very thin, and you also ** other people's bed skills. Do you set an example when you are ** and let the other party learn from you?

After all, the tiger is thick-skinned, and he is not annoyed to hear such words. "Young master, I only do the one above, but never do the one below, but if the young master has better bed skills than me, I don't mind being suppressed by the young master.

Are you willing to be crushed by the other party as long as your bed skills are better than yours?

The tiger pounced on his arms and said coquettishly, "No, other people's body is only willing to be suppressed by the young master, because I love you, and my body is also yours. I will not betray you physically. Even if you don't love me, your lover has countless bed partners, I will not stand loneliness and betray you physically. I will stand behind you and guard you silently. As long as you are happy, I will also feel happy for you.

Wei Lingyan, only twitched the corners of his mouth and said lightly, "You are so great

The tiger rubbed against his chest. "Yes, yes,

Seeing that he kept rubbing against his chest, Wei Lingyan was so angry that he pushed him away and said with disgust, "It's so dirty that you are still rubbing against me."

Hu Hu touched his face and said, "Young master, my face is very clean. I wash my face in the morning, noon and evening.

After you have been outside for so long, there must be a lot of bacteria on your face. Wei Lingyan still said with disgust.

The tiger fought back and said, "Yes, I've been out for so long. Of course, there will be bacteria. Won't you have it? Do you still always dislike me for being dirty? In fact, you are also dirty yourself. For example, if you put your head under a microscope magnified 10 million times, you will see a lot of bugs crawling around on your head, for example...

Stop talking, stop talking. As soon as Wei Lingyan listened to half of what he said, he couldn't stand it. He always felt that his body was very dirty. Now he even had an impulse to put himself under a 10 million times microscope to see how many bacteria he had on his body. So that he could go back and carefully clean up and disinfected it, but he still pressed it. Impulsive, he said to the tiger, "Let's not talk about this. We're going to Yeyi now. Now during the day, business is deserted. They have time and wait until night. It's inconvenient to come out to entertain people.

Hu Hu nodded, "Well, let's go.

After a long journey, Hu Hu thought of something and asked Wei Lingyan, "Young master, where are you going with this human skin mask on your face?"

Wei Lingyan said as he walked, "Yes, I wear this kind of human skin mask every time on that occasion.

Huohu asked again, "Why don't we take a taxi?" Instead, go.

Wei Lingyan "Because I didn't bring cash when I went out, and I couldn't swipe my card on the taxi.