Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger

034; This is for people, not for pigs or dogs

Wei Ling leaned against the stairs and asked lazily, "What's the matter with so much nonsense? I just ask you, what did I do after I came back?"

Hu Hu asked puzzledly, "Didn't you just say that? When you came back, you lay down and fell asleep.

Wei Lingyan looked at him with confidence, "Really?

Well, really, young master, you must be very busy these days and need to rest, so I fell asleep as soon as I saw the bed yesterday. I made some porridge for you. It's cold this morning. You drink a little to warm your stomach.

Wei Lingyan didn't believe what he said at all. When he first entered the entertainment industry, he was busy during the day and at night. He had little time to rest. No matter how tired he was, he didn't feel tired. Besides, he was not busy these days. It was nothing more than going to the crew every day. He lied to Huhu about his work these days. He was so tired that he just wanted to send him away, but he didn't expect that he would go with him. He was really possessed.

Wei Lingyan went upstairs, changed his clothes, washed his clothes, came to the dining room, sat on the stool, and looked at the tiger opposite to the kitchen from time to time.

tian Hu, sitting here, I always feel that someone is looking at me with strange eyes. My head is turned side by side, just opposite to Wei Lingyan's eyes. Shit, didn't it say that I'm not good-looking? I'm not good-looking, and you are so fascinated by it.

Hu Hu was about to ask, why did Wei Lingyan look at himself? Wei Lingyan said, "Don't think too much. I just saw that you are not because you are good-looking, but because I forgot what happened after I came back last night. I want to see what happened last night by looking at you.

Young master, I've been watching it for nearly 20 minutes. Do you think of anything? Hu Hu asked carefully. He was afraid that his move would be useless to him.

Wei Lingyan shook his head "I didn't expect"

Hu Hu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, "Since you can't imagine it, let me tell you what you did when you came back last night?"

Hmm

After I came back that night, you looked at me with your affectionate eyes and kept looking at me. I thought you would do something to me. Unexpectedly, you stared at my eyes for more than an hour, and then rubbed your eyes and went upstairs. After a while, when I went upstairs to see you, you were already asleep.

I looked at you with affectionate eyes. How affectionately I looked at you for more than an hour. You can learn from me. Wei Lingyan just heard Huhu say that he looked at him with affectionate eyes for more than an hour last night. No matter what he thought, it was not like what he would do. Even if he performed in front of him yesterday, he was as good as himself. If you look at him, you will also look at him with admiration.

Yuhu lowered his head and looked shy. "Young master, I can't learn it. Ordinary people can't learn your eyes at all. Last night, you looked at me with your affectionate eyes for more than an hour. My heart has been pounding, and it hasn't calmed down yet.

When Wei Lingyan saw that he was a big man, like a little girl, he was angry in his heart, "Don't do this. Raise your head. When you talk to me in the future, don't lower your head or pinch it when you talk. You are not a woman. Don't learn a woman's tone, and don't learn from women's movements. Even if you are learning, you won't become a woman.

Hu Hu didn't expect that he would not look like a woman in front of him. There was something wrong with his eyes, but Hu also said this in his heart and did not say it in front of him.

Wei Lingyan saw the tiger wandering there. "Did you hear what I just said?

Well, I will pay attention to it next time.

Add another sentence, it's not good-looking, don't be cute in front of me.

Huohu. Pretending not to hear it, he walked into the kitchen and cooked the porridge. He took it out and put it on the table, put a bowl for Wei Lingyan, and put it in front of him. "Young master, drink a bowl to warm your body.

Wei Lingyan didn't talk about the topic just now. He was hungry after talking so much. Looking at the bowl of porridge in front of him, he suddenly lost his appetite and kept stirring with the spoon in the bowl.

Young master, there is nothing dirty in it. You can eat with peace of mind.

Wei Lingyan looked at the porridge in front of him and said, "Excuse me, is this for people to eat?

I'm sure this is for people, not for pigs or dogs.

Wei Lingyan, a burst of anger, the obvious meaning of the tiger is that if you don't eat, it means that you are not a human and a beast. Why are you so stingy that you won't put more rice.

Young master, if there is no rice, you can drink a bowl to warm your body. If you are not full, you can go out to eat a little more by yourself, and there will be no ingredients in the room.

Wei Lingyan frowned and took the bowl of porridge, dissatisfied and said, "It's really bad.

It will be fine if you get used to it in the future.

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After Huhu packed up the bowls and chopsticks, he saw Wei Lingyan still sitting there frowning, walked over and rubbed his frown. "Is it that bad?

When Wei Lingyan drank porridge just now, he burned his tongue too quickly. Now his tongue is numb, but he is a person who wants face. If he tells him, he will definitely laugh at himself in his heart. Such a big man, he will burn his tongue after drinking porridge.

Wei Lingyan took his hand down and said, "Well, it's not ordinary. If it's not useful to me because of your strengths, I really want to drive you away now.

Young master, it was my fault just now. I'll buy some food later and make you a delicious meal at noon.

Wei Lingyan, thinking of the delicious food that Hu Hu had cooked for himself several times before, suddenly felt disgusted when he thought of that dish. "Forget it, go out to eat at noon. I don't want to be disgusted by the dish you cook.

It's really a rich young master. You have to pay attention to beauty when eating a dish. Although the food you cook doesn't look good, it tastes quite delicious. When you cook with your former lovers, those lovers also say that what you cook is delicious. In fact, you don't know one thing. The food you cook is really not for people to eat. In the past, he gave those The food cooked by his lover, his lover, forced himself to eat the food he cooked as a delicacy. When he left, he ran to the bathroom and vomited wildly, but the tiger was an orphan. He was adopted by an old couple in the mountain. The old couple was also a poor person. They often ate a meal without a meal. When he was a child, they ate it. Baijiafan grew up, and I'm used to eating bad Baijia's rice. No matter how bad the food is, I don't feel anything when I eat it.

Young master, don't you go to work?

I'm done, so I won't go.

Yu Hu asked, "Young master, can I use your computer later? I want to learn some cooking skills online and make you a delicious meal in the evening.

Well, you study hard.

Huohu looked at a few, a simple cooking video screen, and some recipes and remembered them in his heart. After looking at the time, it was already 11 o'clock. He turned off the computer and came to the living room and said to Wei Lingyan, who was watching TV, "Young master, it's already 11 o'clock

Let's go out for dinner. Wei Lingyan went upstairs, changed his clothes, and put on the human skin mask he brought on his face yesterday.