Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger

038: So stupid

In fact, Wei Lingyan used to do laundry and cook for that person. Sometimes some people say that you are a man and look like a woman, but at that time, Wei Lingyan just smiled happily and said, "As long as he doesn't mind, that's fine, but after separating from that person, he never touched those things again. Whenever he meets those, he will always think of it. The little bit with the man, and even the hatred for the betrayal of the man, is getting deeper and deeper. Wei Lingyan doesn't want to tell the Hu the real situation, but says in a stupid tone, "You are so stupid. You don't even know such a simple thing as buying vegetables. I really don't know how you have lived for so many years. Do you can only sell vegetables and can't buy vegetables. It is.

Hu Hu muttered in his heart that you want to buy the cheapest vegetables. The whole second floor of this supermarket is the cheapest, and the rest of the dishes are very expensive. Did you say how much money to buy vegetables should be controlled? Besides, I usually don't buy vegetables in the supermarket. If you go to the vegetable market, you don't know how I can't buy the best and cheapest food.

The tiger pretended that I admire you and said, "Young master, you are so smart. Can you tell me how your young master is so familiar with grocery shopping? How did you do it? Can you publish your experience?

Wei Lingyan glanced at him and said, "You think this is a speech, and you want me to express my speech on how a young master learned to buy vegetables in front of so many people!" But for the sake of having a little affection for you for the sake that we have been together for so long, I will tell you that I am self-in-teached and born.

If you are self-taught without a teacher, you will be born with it. Presumably, young master, when you are in your mother's womb, you have perspective power, through the belly. Seeing those scenes outside, your mother should often go to the supermarket to buy vegetables. Over time, you have learned how to buy vegetables in the outside world. Hu Hu didn't know his words, which made a taboo in Wei Lingyan's heart.

After listening to his words, Wei Lingyan's face turned cold, grabbed his arm, and said in his ear, "It seems that you have been relatively comfortable and haven't suffered any pain during this period. I should make you suffer a little more and let you know what to say and what not to say.

If Wei Lingyan's words are heard by others, they will definitely feel a creepy feeling stolen from the bones, but the tiger doesn't feel anything. He only feels a little itchy behind his ears, scratched, and pretends to be scared. "Young master, I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't put the word "your mother" in front of you, you Forgive me this time. Just think that you have never heard this sentence, or you can forget this sentence. Don't punish me. I'm really scared.

The tiger sent tears from two places again, hoping to get Wei Lingyan's forgiveness. Unexpectedly, Wei Lingyan saw his tearful face and said in disgust, "Why do you cry like a little woman? Don't cry, cry on the street, lose my people.

The tiger also admires himself very much. His tears are really developed. He can still cry on different occasions, wipe away his tears, and ask, "Young master, have you forgive me?

Forgive me, Wei Lingyan said to him in a bad tone. If you don't forgive them, those who surround them to watch the bustle will think that they have bullied him. To be honest, when the tiger and Wei Lingyan come together, they feel that the tiger is smaller than Wei Lingyan and looks younger than him. This is also the reason why every time Wei Lingyan and the tiger are alone on the street, the tiger shed tears. Those people on the street think that they have bullied him. Whenever the tiger cries, those aunts and aunts will run to comfort her, and they will educate themselves fiercely, saying, "You are big, and you won't let your brother.

Whenever Wei Lingyan hears such a sentence, he is speechless. He and Huhu don't look like his own brothers. Is there something wrong with those people's vision to identify people and things?

The more Wei Lingyan thought about it, the more angry he became. Why did he get together? He looked younger than him and asked, "How old are you?"

I 25

Wei Lingyan said, "Are you sure you are not 52

Young master, it would be good if I were so young when I was 52.

Wei Lingyan felt that he was younger than himself and made himself feel very uncomfortable, so he said, when you say your age in front of outsiders in the future, you will say that you are 35 years old.

Hu Hu couldn't help rolling his eyes in his heart. If he met someone, he would say that he was 35 this year. Some people would definitely say, how to maintain it? The 35-year-old skin was still so tender, and then he replied that in fact, he didn't maintain much, but only practiced some techniques of picking yang and yin, so I looked so young.

Huo Hu said YY in his heart. If he said that he was 35 years old, YY finally shivered, woke up, and said to Wei Lingyan, "Young master, can you not say 35? That's terrible.

Wei Lingyan originally thought he was older than himself, but he didn't expect that he was younger than himself. He is a person who cares about his age very much. In the entertainment industry, as long as he is better-looking and younger than himself, he is always domineering to let those people say that he is more than 35 years old, which makes them in entertainment. The male stars in the circle are very painful. They are both happy and afraid to see Wei Lingyan. Happy is that if he likes you, if he is a role in a film, even if it is a small supporting role, he will also be very popular, and those stars who are so popular will get more box office, because every film of Wei Lingyan is a big investment. What's scary is that he often changes people's age, so in the end, as soon as they see him, they consciously say a relatively older age.

Wei Lingyan, after thinking about doing this, he was really a little immoral, so he said, "Forget it, you still said you were 25. Although you are younger than me, you are not as beautiful as me.

Hu Hu breathed a sigh of relief. Thanks to you, the young master, he didn't force me to say that I was 35 and changed the topic again. "You just told me that you have a little affection for me. Do you like me so much?

Wei Lingyan said, "Yes, if you raise a pig for a long time, you will have feelings, not to mention people.

Hu Hu defended, "Young master, this doesn't ask you to raise me. You didn't support me at all. We are called getting along.

Wei Lingyan glanced at him and said, "Why don't you call me to raise? You don't have anything here. As a nanny, what else can you do except play with your mouth? You don't do it every day, pay white-collar wages, and eat for nothing.

Hu Hu was very dissatisfied with his words and said, "Young master, I work every day, but you don't know it outside. Although my Hu Hu plays tricks, I never eat rice. I get up earlier than the chicken and sleep later than the dog every day.

Wei Lingyan snorted coldly, "Get up earlier than the chicken and sleep later than the dog. I think you get up later than the chicken and sleep earlier than the dog. If you hadn't been a little useful, I would have kicked you out.

Hu Hu muttered in his heart that after you come back every night, you go into the room and the person you brought back. How can't help but endure the unpleasant screams? The sound of the bed, you have to work, and even after you finish your sex, you have to go into your room and clean your room.

In order not to provoke the young master, Hu Hu said sincerely, "Young master, I will be very diligent in the future. I will do whatever you want me to do, but in my ability range and so on, I will try my best to learn to cook, cook the best dishes for you, and won't waste any more food. Material.

Wei Lingyan, seeing what he said so sincerely, he couldn't help touching his head and said, "What a good boy, do it well in the future.

En.

After a while, the two walked and chatted. They arrived at Wei Lingyan's residence. At this time, it was past 6 o'clock. When they returned to the house, Huhu cleaned the vegetables he bought and began to recall the cooking steps they saw on the computer. They wanted to do one step at a time. They were very slow and even forgot.

Wei Lingyan saw a good meeting, but he didn't see the dishes on the table. He came to the kitchen to see what he was going to make. He was going to cook so slowly. When he came to the kitchen, he saw, "The tiger was cutting shredded potatoes. The action of cutting shredded potatoes made Wei Lingyan's heart rise to his throat. I'm really afraid that she would accidentally cut off her fingers and take the vegetables. The posture of the knife looks horrible. I don't know that he is measuring the length of the shredded potatoes while cutting. What's going on? This face is about to stick to the cutting board. No wonder every time he stir-frys potatoes, it's a big piece. It turns out that he can't cut it. Hey, it must be painful to see that he cuts so carefully.

Yuhu is trying to cut shredded potatoes. He cut a potato for nearly half an hour, and he only cut it in general. He was puzzled. When he saw the teaching of cooking on the computer, he cut it in 2 minutes, and he cut it very well. How could he cut it by himself without that kind of beauty, magnetic - I didn't pay attention to it, one was not small. Heart, the kitchen knife cut the finger, the blood, and immediately pulled out the shredded potatoes cut on the vegetable plate and dyed red. The tiger reflexively threw the kitchen knife in his hand aside, turned on the faucet, washed the wound, and wanted the blood to coagulate quickly. Unexpectedly, there was more and more blood, and there was no sign of solidification.

Wei Lingyan stood outside and couldn't see it. He walked in, pulled him to the sofa, pulled out the medical box, and bandaged him. It's really stupid. Your wound is so deep that you still use tap water. Do you think you have too much blood and no place to use it? If you think there is too much blood, donate blood again tomorrow. Don't waste it on the pool. Li.

The tiger was in pain, his fists were squeezed tightly, and he struggled to squeeze a sentence out of his mouth, "I don't know, the wound is deep. I just want to quickly solidify the blood for the young master to prepare dinner.

Wei Lingyan was a little moved by his sense of thinking about himself and deliberately teased him, "How can you eat it when you look at the cut vegetables and are stained by your blood?

Hu Hu said, "Wash it and you can eat it after stir-frying.

Wei Lingyan was blocked by his words and was covered with black lines. He said in a pitiful and gentle tone that Huhu thought he didn't talk to himself, "For the sake of you so much for me and hurt, you don't have to make this meal. I'll do it!"