Chapter 2 The Land of Pleasure

Chapter 2 Pleasant Land

Because of the accidental killing of Hong Zelongjun, Li Mu graduated early and confiscated his life-saving magic weapon, as well as abolishing the immortal method he learned. This made it difficult for Li Mu to accept it all of a sudden. If it hadn't been for Tongyuan Daxian's great comfort, Li Mu wouldn't mind making a havoc in the Heavenly Palace. Although, he doesn't have this ability yet.

Since then, Li Mu has no good impression of the heavenly court. Others are competing for heaven to be an official, but he would rather travel down the world.

Li Mu's immortality was taught by Tongyuan Daxian and should be taken back by Tongyuan Daxian.

"Muer, don't hold grudges and delay the right path of cultivation. The road returns together, as long as you are pious to the way, it will be the same cultivation everywhere. I promise you that you will be returned to Tongyuan Mountain in ten years at most, and this time will be regarded as a long-term experience. Tongyuan Daxian took Li Mu out of the heavenly court and kept comforting him all the way. In Cihe's voice, it is not difficult to see Tongyuan Daxian's reluctance and love for Li Mu.

It has been 20 years, and this happened when he left for the first time. Is it because of Li Mu's bad luck, or is it because his master is not well arranged? Tongyuan Daxian is a little self-blaming.

"Master, you don't have to worry about your disciples. Don't you often say that you don't rejoice in things and don't mourn in yourself? I will arrange these ten years well, and I can just see the world on earth. Li Mu didn't want the master to worry about himself and find a reason for him not to be sad anymore. In the past, I always thought about the outside world, but now I just give myself a long vacation and can have a good experience, right?

Tongyuan Daxian nodded. Li Mu grew up by his watch, and he couldn't be more clear about Li Mu's personality. He knew that Li Mu might not be able to open this knot for a while, but this is no longer a problem. Li Mu has a natural adaptability and can adapt to any environment at any time.

"The power of the land is low, and you must not compete with others to win and ask for hardship. In the future, without the care of a teacher, you should be careful in your words and deeds and do more good deeds, which can also benefit one party and achieve positive results early. Tongyuan Daxian personally sent Li Mu to Qingshui Village, Qingshui County, and then turned into a streamer and disappeared into the air.

"Muer, for the sake of a big plan, I have to wrong you first." Tongyuan Daxian stood in the clouds and was reluctant to look at Li Mu who was far away.

Li Mu, who was used to teasing people, suddenly came to this remote wasteland and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. Qingshui County is poor, and Qingshui Village is even poorer. The previous land officials were either abandoned because they couldn't stand poverty, or did not seek government in their positions, and neglected their duties and did not do their jobs. The Jade Emperor gave Tongyuan the immortal face and saved Li Mu from dying. But under the pressure of the fairy class, Li Mu was thrown into this embarrassing place. As long as there is a little negligence, you can blame him.

"human world?" Li Mu was looking around depressedly. Suddenly, he thought of the colorful human world he had come to, and his curiosity swept away his depression. I'm too lazy to find my own cave. It's not too late to go to the city first.

Do it as soon as you think of it. This is Li Mu's consistent style.

When you come, pass over the city and determine the direction, "Dun!" Li Mu stamped on the ground and immediately found it in the soil. The only magic of the land public is earth escape, and in the earth is their world.

Find an empty place outside the city and emerge from the ground. Li Mu walked to the gate like a prince with his hands on his back. The two rows of soldiers guarding the door were skinny and feebly checked the passers-by. When they saw Li Mu, they politely let him pass. In such a poor place, those who can afford to wear good clothes are rich people, and ordinary soldiers naturally dare not provoke rich people.

The county is not as remote and poor as the suburbs, and it still has all the facilities it should have. Street stalls, old men who want to drink, juggling groups, and singing troupes are all new things for Li Mu. There is no such scene on Tongyuan Mountain. Li Mu only felt that his eyes were not enough, and looking left and right were all eye-catching things.

"Oh, is that a woman?" When Li Mu looked left and right, he suddenly saw a young girl swaying in front of him. The girl dressed up colorfully, with heavy makeup and rouge on her face, and two piles of soft meat on her chest fluctuated with the pretentious steps, and the people around her were dazzling. Tongyuan Mountain has no female disciples, and Li Mu has never seen a woman. His understanding of women only exists in the mouth of his brothers. Boring monks will inevitably add more vinegar when talking about women, so Li Mu's understanding of women is extremely crooked. In his knowledge, women are either used to eat or play.

Staring at the two dazzling balls of meat, Li Mu suddenly lit up: No wonder the brothers privately said that women's breasts were very funny, and the meat was like two tender balls, which was really good. Thinking of doing it, Li Mu decided to find out what happened. He had played everything he could play in Tongyuan Mountain, and he happened to try it today. I heard from the brothers that they just need to spend some money, and they happen to have some money.

quietly walked behind the woman, directly ignored the mixed eyes around her, shook left, and then glanced at the opportunity to start. Li Mu's extremely obscene behavior immediately attracted everyone's attention. Although he knew that he was going to plot evil, no one dared to come forward to stop him from wearing gorgeous clothes and dressed as a pure prince.

The woman didn't know that there was still such a living treasure behind her. She thought that her outfit today was particularly eye-catching. When she was happy, she scratched her head and squeezed her eyebrows to tease passers-by. Seeing a handsome Qingjun in front of her, the woman stops flirting and throws two charming eyes. When the young man was stunned, Li Mu saw that he seized the right time and stretched out his hand from behind and grabbed the two groups of softness.

A soft and comfortable feeling immediately came from the palm of the hand, which was irresistible. It seems to travel in the sky on the colorful auspicious clouds, chasing the wind and the sun; it is also like swimming in the sea with a water curse and stepping on the waves. Gently rubbing, like a pulsating electric current sweeping across the body, it's crisp and itchy, which makes people love it. Pinch, as if two smooth clouds are the most comfortable quilt.

"Ah-"

However, this enjoyment did not last long, and a scream was enough to break the silence compared with the nine-xiao golden falcon. The people around them woke up like freezing and **.

"It's rude!" Women don't know what kind of wind they smoke. They don't know how many hands have been touched, but today they call it so seriously. It seems that she is still a 28 girl who is still waiting to be released. She was insulted, and the archway stood in the ninth heaven.

Li Mu didn't know that a woman would have such a big reaction. He looked at her stupidly, touched his head and said, "Why are you shouting so loudly? Just give you how much money do you want?"

Women will call Li Mu to listen to their brothers, but it is not as ecstatic as the brothers said, but extremely harsh. He thought that the girl wanted to spend more money. But he didn't know that countless angry eyes around him were looking at him with fire.

Even if you are a relative of the emperor, you don't play hooligans on the street like this. Is there any king's law? We just want to think that you really dare to do it! The men around him were jealous and hateful, as if their sister had been disrespected.

"You hooligan, bastard, something worse than a beast." The woman is worthy of being a veteran of the place of mixing with the wind and the moon. Suddenly, the pear blossoms and rain, she brushed her sleeves and covered her face, and her poor appearance aroused the anger of the people around her. The encirclement narrowed again.

"Woman, why do you curse?" Li Mu didn't understand. This woman was too unreasonable. It's not that she didn't pay.

Seeing that Li Mu's dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, the woman was almost angry and said angrily, "I will not only scold you, but also beat you to death." The woman rolled up her sleeves, regardless of the lady image she had just pretended, and pinched her trouser legs to grab and beat Li Mu. The surrounding men instantly turned into "a gentleman who is as evil as a flower protector", with a noodle rolling pin with him. Although Li Mu was angry, he remembered that the master's words could not hurt ordinary people casually and planned to hold up a shield to be punched and kicked by them. However, after pinching the spell for a long time, I found that I didn't have any magic power. In desperation, in a hurry, he had to pinch up a dirt escape and escape.

"What about people?" Because there are too many people who act bravely for justice, no one cares how Li Mu escaped in the chaos. Everyone only cares about whether the woman is injured, so they are too lazy to care where Li Mu has fled and come to comfort the woman one after another. In the chaos, it is inevitable that there will be opportunities to get rid of oil.

Li Mu had just escape into the ground, but suddenly fell into the cave of the local land master. The tea that had just been made on the white bearded land was crushed by Li Mu. The old land looked at the painstakingly brewed tea and was distressed: "My tea..." That was the good oolong he got after wasting the boss's mind, which was the most effective for clearing fire and defecation.

Li Mu knew that he was wrong and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, old man, I'll compensate you next time."

"Compensating me, it's up to you. What do you want to accompany me? That's a good oolong." The old land blushed and tried to stare at Li Mu, "Who are you? Why did you come to me?"

"Uh--" Li Mu was stunned and remembered his position. He stretched out his hand and pointed around and said, "I am the newly appointed land of Qingshui Village. I have just taken office and I am familiar with the environment."

"Qingshui Village?" When the old land heard this place, its anger suddenly subsided. He has been in this Qingshui County for a hundred years. Since he took office, Qingshui Village has changed at least 100 land. The longest is only five years, and the shortest is only three months. The old land wants to know how long this young land can last. To be honest, he has lived for hundreds of years, and it is the first time he has seen such a young land.

"Since you are a colleague, I don't care about you, forget it. You go." The old land is dark and happy. Hundreds of land in Qingshui County, only his life is the most free. Adults don't care about villains. Do you ask a person who doesn't have enough to eat for the best famous tea? You can't blame the debts for not repaying their debts, but only the debts for their mental illness.

Look at this old land, there is nothing to treat guests, and Li Mu doesn't want to stay any more. He nodded and was about to leave. As soon as he raised his foot, he took it back.

"What's the matter? What else?" The old land was stunned and thought that Li Mu knew the situation of Qingshui Village and wanted to cry for himself.

Li Mu asked, "The people here are too unfriendly. I just touched a woman's chest. There is no need for the whole county to hit me with a stick."

"..." The old land almost fell down. After looking at Li Mu for a long time and making sure that he was a product of the earth rather than a visitor from Mars, he said impatiently, "Can a man's head and a woman's chest be touched casually? There is a difference between men and women, not to mention touching the chest, but also skin contact. Just use a stick, which is already light.

"Oh." Li Mu nodded as if he didn't understand. Just when the old land thought he was going to leave, Li Mu suddenly withdrew his steps and asked, "Why can't you touch the man's head?"

The old land is hateful. If it hadn't been for his bad body, I really wanted to kick him to the ninth heaven. Pushing Li Mu out, "You go out first, and you will know when you go out."

Coming out of the cave of the old land, Li Mu emerged from another street. The sun is setting, the lights are dim, and the nightlife before the curfew has just begun. At night, human nature is released, and the fireworks in the red light district are particularly lively. Fortunately, Li Mu did not choose this street, otherwise he would regard the most primitive side of human nature as the truth of survival and the whispers of his brothers as a wise saying.

Passing by a restaurant, Li Mu suddenly felt a little hungry and thirsty, so he regarded it as his own kitchen. Li Mu has never been polite about his own kitchen.

Braised chicken, sauced duck, steamed goose, fat beef, powdered pig and so on are dazzling. The things here are much richer than the kitchen in Tongyuan Mountain. I have never eaten so many delicious food in my old age. Immortals pay attention to lightness, so the taste can't be lighter. This time, Li Mu wants to eat back 20 years at a time.

"hiccup--" with a big belly and a long hiccup comfortably, "It turns out that there are so many delicious things in the world that the seniors don't know?" Seeing that it was almost done, Li Mu spit out a chicken bone, picked his teeth with his greasy little thumb, and rolled his tongue to swallow the meat between his teeth into his stomach. Then he pinched a dirt transfer with a satisfied face. When I left, I took a pot of wine as tea by mistake.

Street juggling always attracts people's attention. Those who have money hold a money field, and those who don't have money support a personal field. This polite remark made most of the people in the audience feel at ease to watch the juggling all night. Such as broken stones on the chest, hula hoops, kicking the jar and so on are too pediatric for Li Mu in the past, but the performance of courage is worth appreciating.

Seeing the highlights, Li Mu took a sip of wine and cheered: "Okay!" In a daze, the only ten taels of silver on his body have somehow fallen into the juggling plate. He drank such a delicious tea for the first time. Although he was a little dizzy, it did taste good. Just kidding, this is the century-old cellar fragrance that the store owner has treasured for a long time. I don't know how many times he has greeted the eight generations of Li Muzu.

Li Mu took a sip of wine and wandered around the streets and alleys. He found that he had fallen in love with the fun of the world. Cultivation of immortality and becoming a Buddha is nothing more than seeking a free and long life, and countless people have made lifelong efforts for this. It turns out that being a land in the world is the most happy. But why do so many people give up the near and far away to pursue the distant fairy road?