Chapter 23 This is punishment?!
Hearing this sentence, Zhu Hua looked at me excitedly, and I suddenly had an ominous feeling in my heart. When he came to Zhang Zezhong's office, Zhang Zezhong sat down in his seat. Zhang Zezhong's office hasn't changed much in a week, but it's a little clean. Not only did he clean diligently, but also sent others to clean for him.
I asked Zhang Zezhong, "Teacher, are you really going to punish us? If there is a law that does not blame the public, just let us go this time."
Zhang Zezhong said easily, "That's right. You are only two people. Even if you count them, you can't talk about the crowd. Why do you need three people?"
As soon as Zhu Hua heard that he was going to be punished, he immediately said eagerly, "Teacher, then I will start. Which one was performed last Thursday? After saying that, Zhu Hua gestured to pinch the orchid's finger and pretended to be shy. He set this shape for five seconds, and then gave a thin and pointed sound with the singing voice of Peking Opera Huadan: "Zhongi (Brother)~~~~"
Then, Zhu Hua jumped up crazily. After a while, he was in the northeast Yangge, and then he was stuffed with his waist drum, and kept singing: "Are you hungry? If you are hungry~~ If you are hungry, Huazai will give you powder (feces) soup~~ Huazai will pour you powder (feces) soup~~..."
I looked at Zhu Hua like crazy, and then burst into laughter. Zhu Hua soon stopped and looked at me with a gloating face. Looking at Zhu Hua's look, I can't help but remember what Zhu Hua said to me on the first day of school. If you don't punish him, you will act like a madman, right? Suddenly, I felt a gust of wind behind me.
Zhang Zezhong finished watching Zhu Hua's performance with a smile and said, "Well, cough, you played well, but this is not what you are going to play today, today..."
"Isn't this?" Zhu Hua heard that this was not the one that was dazzling today, and rudely interrupted Zhang Zezhong's words. He is the one who is angry. It doesn't matter which paragraph he plays. He finally caught a person who was punished with him. He wanted to finish the performance quickly and appreciate my ugliness, but he didn't expect to make a paragraph without seeing me.
Zhu Hua looked at me with hatred and then moved again. Zhu Hua raised his left hand slightly above his head, and then twisted and squatted down like a snake, and his left hand also waved with the movement of squatting. How do I think Zhu Hua's movements are like a horny person dancing. The dancer seems to be taking a shower and constantly touching his body. With the action, Zhu Hua sang again: "You are like that fire. The blazing flame warms me, and you are like that fire. The flames lit me up...
Watching Zhu Hua's performance this time, Zhang Ze also couldn't help laughing with me. In order to prevent me from falling, I held the wall with my hand and burst into tears.
After a period of time, Zhu Hua finished his performance and looked at me and Zhang Zezhong, who were still laughing wildly with a gloomy face. He thought to himself: You two just laugh. You deserve it, Bai Mo. When you perform, I want you to see what ridicule, sarcastic smile, sarcastic smile and disgusting smile are. I I won't believe you!
Seeing that Zhang Zezhong and I stopped laughing, Zhu Hua's "good" reminder: "Teacher, is it time for Bai Mo to perform?"
I hate it when I heard Zhu Hua's words. Didn't wait for Zhang Zezhong to speak, Zhu Huayin smiled and said to me, "Bai Mo, how do you feel after watching two wonderful performances for free? Are you excited to try again and again? You will be miserable when the teacher says the proposition. Let's make your own judgment.
At this time, Zhang Zezhong calmed down and said, "Zhu Hua, you don't have to perform this today. You just interrupted my words and made you play two performances in vain." Hearing this, Zhu Hua's face turned black. Zhang Zezhong continued, "I wanted you and Bai Mo to play a part of Wu Song Fighting Tiger, but who knew that you acted two paragraphs in a hurry. It's okay, so just warm up. I wanted Bai Mo to play Wu Song, but because Bai Mo has recovered from a serious illness, so..."
Hearing this, Zhu Hua was overjoyed and asked expectantly, "So let me play Wu Song?"
Zhang Zezhong shook his head and continued, "So I decided to change the scene, not to let you play Wu Song fight the tiger, and let you play Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law. You play Zhu Bajie, Bai Mo plays... Zhuhua! Zhu Hua..."
Zhu Hua fainted before Zhang Zezhong finished speaking. Today, he was hit hard. I guess he has never suffered such a blow in his life. I quickly caught Zhu Hua, then pinched others with my hand, and then secretly lost a true breath to his body. Zhu Hua woke up slowly and looked around in a trance. When he saw Zhang Zezhong with an anxious face, his eyes suddenly opened, pushed me down, and pounced on Zhang Zezhong. He hugged Zhang Zezhong's trouser legs and cried, "Teacher, please forgive me. Next time I don't dare to be late again. Whoo~~~"
Zhang Zezhong was also shocked by Zhu Hua's fainting and was relieved to see that Zhu Hua was fine. He pulled his trousers that were touched by Zhu Hua and said, "I'm just trusting you. Get up."
Zhu Hua slowly got up from the ground, and then the bell for morning reading also rang. Zhang Zezhong looked at me and quickly promised, "Teacher, I promise that I will never be late next time. This is the first and last time, and the starting point and the end."
Zhang Zezhong nodded, looked at his trousers with some distress, and said, "Don't be late again. Go back and get ready for class."
Zhu Hua and I were walking back to the classroom. Zhu Hua said angrily, "I lost a lot today. I wanted to see you make a fool of yourself. I didn't expect you to watch two paragraphs for free. I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it!"
I said with some gloating, "You can't harm people's hearts. You can't live if you commit evil, can't you?"
Zhu Hua hummed and said, "Don't be proud of yourself. In the future, the old class is also very cruel. If I hadn't pretended to faint in a hurry, I don't know what he would have done!" Damn, I'm so smart. Why didn't I think of fainting before, haha. I will use this method in the future. I'm really a genius!"
I looked speechlessly at the self-intoxicated Zhu Hua. I despised him and said, "You are still in a hurry. I think you have gained experience in a long struggle. Do you act like this every time you are late?"
Zhu Hua said angrily, "Not necessarily. Sometimes I have to write papers. I have written papers 12 times in the first half of the year."
I asked strangely, "Thesis?"
Zhu Hua said with a sad and indignant look on his face, "Yes, there is only one 5,000 words, such as "History of Western Opera", "Film History", "My View on Film Development", "My Performance Perception", "Performing Skills" and so on. There is only one requirement, ever-changing. Don't leave the performance. Why do you think that perverted teacher has to dream of being an editor and director all day long? It also destroys the flowers of our motherland tomorrow every day, today's flowers and bones.
I laughed and said, "Everyone has their own pursuits, just like you can't read his dreams, and he can't read why you are late every day."
Zhu Hua curled his lips and said, "Why can't you read it? I'm in puberty now, so I need to sleep!"