5 vow trap Zulong is angry

Liu Zhiping is extremely familiar with the sea of consciousness. Since he lived in junior high school, he has entered once and seen a flat crown. The hanging bead curtain covered the emperor. The emperor formed a sky curtain with golden light all over his body. The sky curtain covered half of the sky. Nine yellow dragons flew around and guarded him. As for his side, there were twelve hundred-foot-foot-high gold man, who picked up something in his hand, which seemed to be It's a jade seal! The emperor said:

"Liu Zhiping, are you willing to learn this peerless martial arts! For the first practice, the sword will not be hurt, and the body will be as hard as steel! The power is infinite. In the future, you can break the void and become immortals!"

"I don't want to! Uncle, what should you do? Don't disturb my sleep!" Liu Zhiping cheered and continued to sleep!

The middle-aged man was suddenly dumbfounded: he could still sleep in this dream. What kind of... lazy spirit! It's so mud that it can't hold on to the wall! However, this person must not be afraid of his own momentum, and it is also desirable!

But at the thought of his big plan, the middle-aged man suddenly became angry: "You, do you know this is a great opportunity! Why do you refuse without asking!?

Liu Zhiping's lazy answer: "It's very simple! Think about it! It can break the void and achieve the peerless martial arts of immortals! You will suffer, be tired, and suffer! My ideal is to eat and wait for death! How does this suit me? Please, uncle! You'd better leave this heavy responsibility of defending world peace and fighting against alien invaders to others! Sleeping Emperor, I'm going to sleep!"

The middle-aged man was stunned, thought for a moment and shouted, "If I promise that I won't suffer, I won't be tired, and I won't suffer, will you practice?"

Unexpectedly, Liu Zhiping didn't want to look up on his stomach this time: "Why! It's my turn to do such a good thing! You are Li Gang's father!"

The middle-aged man is strange: "Who is this Li Gang? This sky-sky demon fairy god Buddha ghost doesn't have this number! To tell you the truth, Liu Zhiping! You are the ancient emperor of the contemporary! And the last ancient holy emperor is fate! The ancient holy emperor's magic power can divide the world into the sun and the moon, and sanction the gods and immortals... Ah? Listen to me say that I didn't wake up!"

Liu Zhiping smiled and said, "Uncle! Which dynasty are you from? It has been a hundred years since the Republic! Return the Holy Emperor? Satellites are in the sky! There are no gods! Can you change the one you like to listen to!?

The middle-aged man hurriedly explained: "This world is just a small world of a virtual world, that is, the immortals are less than one when they come here. Who wants to come, let alone..."

Liu Zhiping continued to laugh: "Uncle, you are a great god at the starting point. You are still thinking in your dream, but don't come to my dream!"

When he met Liu Zhiping, a man who couldn't hold up the wall, the middle-aged man was so anxious that he almost cried. Finally, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, let me tell the truth! I'm the plane administrator of this world, and you won the jackpot! So reward you with peerless martial arts! What a broken void. Become a fairy... Alas? Why are you still sleeping? Wake up!"

Liu Zhiping was woken up with a helpless face: "This won the grand prize! What is the peerless martial arts function of the reward? It's either the evil swordsmanship or the sunflower treasure book! This is still good or "Blood Nerve" that needs to be pulled out of its own skin! I understand that pie can't fall from the sky! Go to sleep!"

Middle-aged man... It's not those evil skills, but the most authentic Yellow Emperor's Internal Sutra! I said, can you listen to me?"

Liu Zhiping immediately rushed to the middle-aged man and flattered: "It's the royal daughter! I learned! Master, accept me!"

Middle-aged man can't laugh or cry: "How can it have that function! But it won't be bitter or tired, and it won't suffer. You just need to sleep!"

Liu Zhiping... You can't be a daughter! Then let's practice! Anyway, I'm good at sleeping!"

Of course, it turns out that there are really no pies falling from the sky. Although Liu Zhiping really practiced his magic skills by sleeping, although he did not test whether his body could not be hurt and his body was as hard as steel, the little hooligan's control knife really can't even break the skin!

The power is infinite, but it's bullshit. At most, it's half stronger than its peers. It can't be compared with the mobilization of real professionals. However, it's because of too much sleep, which delayed my studies. In the end, I only got into a third-rate university with a Beijing household registration!

So although Liu Zhiping knows that his lazy personality is not much better, he still has a grudge against middle-aged people. This time, he was as tender as water, but he was forcibly pulled in by a middle-aged man and suddenly looked unhappy: "I said uncle! I'm picking up girls. Can you not bother me? Do you know that you will be kicked to death if you disturb people's love? Let's not do it again, I'll go back to pick up girls!"

The middle-aged man's face was full of anxiety: "You can't go! As an ancient emperor, how can you make such an oath! I'm afraid there will be future troubles in the future! So is this woman. Why do you always induce you to make such a vow? Wait for me to figure out..."

Liu Zhiping was speechless: "This is what everyone should do! The child is born as the little emperor, and the parents have to go to college. Employment needs to dredge the joints, save money for marriage, children's house money, and coax grandchildren in the future! Well, Kong Lingwen is rich, but I can be lazy! What's wrong?"

The middle-aged man suddenly shouted, "Sure enough, it's not a big deal! That woman really came from the wrong way! Breathe in her child! If you get married, you will have two boys with her, and those two boys will suck your luck! I'm afraid that the fate of your ancient emperor will be taken away! This is not to mention that the woman can also have a mini third! Once this immortal disaster has passed, you don't know how much time you have to become a teenager!"

Liu Zhiping shouted, "Uncle! You are really crazy! Qiyun is not Yuanyang in the novel. How to suck it? Kong Lingwen is not a female ghost? How did you fan me for the third time? Besides, I swear to listen to my father in everything? It is also... Well, in fact, isn't the essence of men Yuanyang? Why don't I be my child?"

The middle-aged man shouted: "Sure enough, I still think your father's fate is strange and can't be calculated. As soon as you remind me, I figured it out that your father turned out to be him! Liu Zhiping, you have to listen to me and stay away from your scheming father and this woman who hides evil intentions..."

Liu Zhiping shouted: "You are really crazy! Get out! If you talk nonsense again, I won't pay attention to you!"

When Kong Lingwen saw him in a daze for a long time, she unhappily pinched Liu Zhiping's nose and acted coquettishly, and his big eyes were dripping around: "What bad thing do you big pervert think! Swear! Hurry up!"

Liu Zhiping had a bad smile on his face: "Swear it's okay! It's just that I have to swear that you have to listen to me after that. Can you do it?

Kong Lingwen blushed, but she didn't say anything, but was hugged by Liu Zhiping: "If you don't agree, I won't swear! I'm waiting for you!" Kong Lingwen punched Liu Zhiping fiercely and replied in an inaudible voice, "Well, I promise!"

Liu Zhiping shouted with joy: "I, Liu Zhiping, swear to God that the child born with Kong Lingwen will be the first in my family in the future. I will be a horse for the child to listen to the child!

The middle-aged man shouted in Liu Zhiping's mind as soon as he heard it: "It's not promising, and he is fascinated by women! Why did you make such an oath? You..."

Kong Lingwen said with a red face and said, "The child is over. What about me? You also made a vow.

Liu Zhiping smiled evilly: "Okay, I, Liu Zhiping, swear to heaven that Kong Lingwen is my love slave for three lifetimes, and they all have to listen to me. Um, make a bow for yourself tomorrow and give yourself as a gift!"

Kong Lingwen trembled with anger: "Liu Zhiping!!!! What oath did you make! You..."

Liu Zhiping simply sealed her mouth with his mouth and another long kiss. After their mouths slowly separated, Liu Zhiping said gently, "It's getting late. It's already ten o'clock. Let's not go to the couple's place. Go back to my house! Kong Lingwen followed obediently!"

The middle-aged man kept roaring in Liu Zhiping's mind: "You can't be fascinated by her!" Don't marry her, it's not too late! .........”

Who will pay attention to the two people in love?