27 Confucian's favorite Yangzhou thin horse

At the same time, Zhu Youjian bathed under the service of a maid named Magpie in the capital. The maid of honor was white and tender, tall, plump, lively and active, and had two dimples when she smiled. Because she always likes to chat, she was nicknamed Magpie by Liu Zhiping, which is because she likes to be talkative and can't be speechless for a moment.

Zhu Youjian closed his eyes and let the magpie take a shower and rub his back, but he found that the magpie seemed to touch it. He couldn't help opening his eyes and scolding her: "The magpie is more serious. I have to take a clean bath and go to Shennong Ding to strengthen the muscles and bones of the soul. If you don't take a good bath, what are you touching?

The magpie giggled and showed two lovely dimples: "Xinwang, your skin is too good. It feels like satin and looks like jade. When the magpie sees such skin, it is a blessing for three lifetimes! If you don't touch two more, you will be blamed if you don't cherish the blessed immortals cultivated in three lifetimes! So touch two more! Hey hey!"

Zhu Youjian grabbed the magpie's nose, which made her breathless and then loudly begged for mercy before letting go! He shouted, "You girl became a pervert at a young age. It's okay if you don't clean it up. Don't be slippery. Why don't you scrape your high nose into a collapsed nose? Besides, I think Magpie, you are the beautiful woman.

The magpie finally gasped and coughed: "King Xin. Then I won't be slick and tell the truth! Don't be angry! In fact, you are wrong. In the eyes of those scholars, I'm at most a middle-level person!"

Zhu Youjian was stunned: This magpie's skin is white and tender, tall, plump, lively and active. If it is a school beauty in modern schools, I'm afraid that it doesn't have to be worse than Lingwen. I have seen the so-called beautiful women in the palace. Most of them are not tall and mostly wrapped, and their quality is far worse than magpie

I heard the magpie chattering, "I'm too tall, taller than many royal troops!" Well, that chest is not wrapped either! And it's Tianzu! If my eyes weren't as big as longan and my skin would have been ugly!" As he spoke, there was an exaggerated gesture on his head and chest, and his eyes turned around, like a storytelling

Liu Zhiping was stunned as soon as he heard the beauty standard of the Ming Dynasty, and then laughed. Almost drinking bath water, I had to raise my head and ask the magpie with a smile:

"That little magpie beauty, what are those scholars' favorite beauties?"

The magpie's eyes rotated flexibly and replied, "That's hard to say! But in short, the younger the better. The little girl in Jiangnan is the best! Why don't you call Jiangnan Thin Horse? I also heard that some people sit in a big tank so that they don't want to grow up so that they don't grow up! Well, there are also some bookboys who prefer beautiful eyebrows! Some book boys are more beautiful than women, or why are there always children missing in Jiangnan? They are all abducting children! It's so smoky in the south of the Yangtze River!"

Zhu Youjian was originally heard as a joke, but when he heard something about Jiangnan's thin horse, locked in a big tank and so on, he couldn't help but be angry when he heard the crutches running rampant and asked gloomily, "Does the government care about it? Trafficking in people. So unscrupulous!"

The magpie unconsciously continued to say, "What's the matter? It's all the elites of scholars and Confucians who are in charge of it! How dare they run rampant without their support? All the bloody people have gone as seafeis. Only those who are afraid of death and cowardly dare to treat children alone! Think about the new private prostitutes in Jiangnan's family every year. Are they really slaves? It was dark. The daughter of a small official in Nanjing Mansion was abducted. His father found it and wanted to redeem it secretly. But he was blackmailed! The whole family was forced to die"

Zhu Youjian really doesn't believe it: "It won't be like that. Confucianism also needs to practice. In this way, the mind of cultivation is not pure. In the future, I'm afraid there will be future troubles. People in practice will do everything to fly up, but for the enjoyment of vulgarity, it is too appalling."

Unexpectedly, the magpie said again: "Confucians are not all practitioners, just like many monks who have no magical power rely on Buddha for food. Many people also rely on Confucianism! If you really want to practice Confucianism, you can either learn to nourish your spirit, or write a book or raise people in high school to absorb the power of faith and understand the Tao. You are only a scholar, or you have no hope to practice even though you have cultivation! These people are no different from the common people! In fact, strictly speaking, they are not Confucianism, but just a foreign way of Confucianism."

Then it seemed to laugh at Zhu Youjian: "Buddha can tolerate all laws, and the robber can also practice Buddhism. Confucianism is not the same. Not to mention anything else, the highly respected Su bachelor has done the pregnant concubine. All the concubines are like this. Where's the big girl!? What's more, a plaything-like private prostitute!"

Zhu Youjian suddenly became angry: "How can this Confucian sect let the outside way of Confucianism be so turbid? Why don't you care? Aren't you afraid of ruining the reputation of Confucianism? But this Confucius is also confused!"

The magpie said, "This Confucius is not confused!" It's not that the foreign Tao attached to Confucianism has not been cleaned up. The two Jin Dynasties have done so. As a result, the foreign Taoists attached to Confucianism believe in metaphysics. The orthodox status of Confucianism is almost shaken. Hey, that's really confusing!"

Then he opened his mouth and said in surprise, "Your Highness, you are so amazing! That time, I used 100-year-old ginseng, and 100-year-old ganoderma lucidum as the main medicine. I washed a whole jar of impurities and dirt. You used the best materials this time! Ten thousand years of ginseng is used, and ten thousand years of ganoderma lucidum is the main medicine. I washed it a little, and the water is almost clean!"

So the magpie changed his expression as if it had been abandoned by a poor kitten: "King Xin, the magpie is so pitiful, please!" He hugged Zhu Youjian's arm and rubbed it against Zhu Youjian. Zhu Youjian knew the magpie's thoughts: "Don't make trouble with the little wild cat! That's the water for you, but don't think I'm dirty! Do you understand?

The magpie took off his clothes and jumped in.

Zhu Youjian shook his head: "Naughty little wild cat! There's nothing we can do." In my heart, I knew that I needed such a happy person by my side. Otherwise, if you come through by yourself, things will be wrong. I'm afraid I'll die early!

In a secret hall, the apocalypse pointed to the old bronze tripod and said, "Brother Xinwang. That is the legendary Shennong clan, the most compassionate ancient holy emperor, and the legendary ancient holy emperor has white bones. The living dead are compassionate and benevolent to everything, and there is his Taoism in this tripod! It's only thousands of years... This Shennong tripod saved countless people. But no one can get Shennong's Taoism! Now I take the snow mountain jade dew and Jinyu mushroom Qionghai gum produced in this small world as the main medicine. If you wash it in the tripod, the soul will condense all demons invulner, unless it is impacted with the power of great faith, or the king of the devil, the heavenly demon that directly suppresses the magic power to destroy the soul. Otherwise, it won't hurt your soul!"

Wei Zhongxian looked at Zhu Youjian, but his eyes were complicated. What did he want to say? But he was stared at by the apocalypse and had to close his eyes and bow his head.

After saying that, I will kneel down to worship the Shennong tripod to sacrifice to Shennong. This bathing with the Shennong tripod was originally a great disrespect to the ancient holy emperor. There was no sacrifice to Shennong. After being understood, no one dares to use it. Unexpectedly, Zhu Youjian was about to kneel down, but he saw that the Shennong tripod gently sucked Zhu Youjian to resist, but he couldn't move and was sucked into the world in Shennong tripod in an instant.