Chapter 34 Go Shopping! 1
After the three of them sent Luoshui alone, they did not dare to pause and return to the dormitory under the guidance of Liu Siyuan, who covered his head and covered his face. But on the way, he inevitably met several waves of three or five groups of young girls, which made Liu Siyuan heartbroken. He shouted that his bright sexual life had not yet begun, and his image had been destroyed! So this man cursed Dadong and others, which made the two of them change their colors, and then sweated coldly.
"I curse them to drink water and stuff their teeth, walk and drive, find a lady to win the bid, marry a wife and wear a green hat... It's tragic. The little sister I saw just downstairs in the dormitory was so tender, but when she saw half of my face swollen like a pig's head, she could still like me! Oh, my God, thick soil, you are unfair to me! I don't accept it. I hate it!"
He shook his head helplessly and shouted as if he had suffered a great injustice.
"Well, it's just that your face is a little swollen. In fact, it's not too serious. At least it hasn't destroyed your temperament."
"Really! Boss, didn't you lie to me?" Someone in the painful howling didn't shout when he heard the words. He flew to the edge of the sofa and looked forward-looking.
"Uh... Well, of course it's true. How can I lie to you? Don't you find that the girl you meet on the road looks at you with some admiration? You really didn't find it?"
"Real? Why do I think they are all looking at monkeys? Liu Siyuan touched his chin and said, "I feel something is wrong. Boss, you didn't say it to comfort me, did you?"
"How can it be? I'm just telling the truth. If you don't believe it, ask Duan Fei to see if I'm right?" He walked alone with a serious face and quietly winked at Duan Fei.
Duan Feiren nodded with a smile, pretended to look at Liu Siyuan's chin for a while, and then said with a sure face, "Damn it! I really didn't see it even if the boss didn't say it. Why does it feel more pleasing to you than before when you were beaten!"
"Is it because I have suddenly become more attractive recently? I said that even if a handsome person like me is disfigured, the strong attraction of the opposite sex is still not damaged at all." Liu Siyuan looked in the mirror and felt that he was really a little more handsome than before. The slightly swollen face looks plump and rich, and several obvious bruises on it look like deliberately thinking about tattoos, evil and domineering. Wow, I finally found that I am still very handsome! Wow, ha ha ha, I really want to thank Dadong, a bastard this time. If it hadn't been for his young master, he wouldn't have been more handsome if he had been beaten!"
"That's right, you should thank them!" He nodded solemnly, but Duan Fei almost couldn't help it and pretended to have a stomachache and fell on the sofa.
"This... Lao Duan, do you think you can do me a favor in the future? Liu Siyuan sat next to Duan Fei with a smiling face and a flattering face.
"Hmm... Well, what do you think?
"Look at this, I look quite handsome now, but as soon as the injury heals in a couple of days, I will change back to the original appearance. Could you please give me a mouth every two or three days so that I can continue to be handsome!" Liu Siyuan looked cautious, afraid that Duan Fei would not agree! Isn't it? If he is always so handsome, Duan Fei will stand with him like a follower, and he probably can't find a girlfriend in the future!
"Gha?" Duan Fei was immediately dumbfounded when he heard the words. Good boy, Liu Siyuan, he wouldn't be slapped and begged him to slap him on the mouth!
When Liu Siyuan saw it, he thought that Duan Fei was going to refuse, and immediately played the emotional card. "Old Duan, in fact, I'm telling you the truth, I'm afraid it's difficult to find a girlfriend just like before. Our brother, are you going to die?" After the relationship, it is a lure. "Well, as long as you promise to help me with this, how about you and the boss's breakfast in the future?"
In order to continue to be handsome, Liu Siyuan decided to risk it! Everything is based on the future sexual welfare!
"Uh... OK! Lao Liu, to be honest, I really envy you. You have become so handsome when you are slapped. Why don't I have this ability?" Duan Fei looked envious and felt that his intestines were almost cramped with laughter. "But why don't you ask the boss for help? Why do you want me?"
Liu Siyuan glanced at Duan Fei and thought you were stupid. If the boss gave me a mouth just now, I guess I would have at least a slight concussion. I want to be more handsome, but I don't want to die.
"Isn't this a strong relationship between us? Besides, I can trust your level..." Liu Siyuan began to talk nonsense, looking like we are good friends.
This guy doesn't see that he is still such a best! Looking at his face with a proud look on his face, he felt that he was about to be unable to hold back.
"This... You talk first. I'll go into the room and clean it up. Seeing that he was about to walk alone, Duan Feima, who had been persistent for a long time, followed him and hid back to the room with the same excuse, leaving Liu Siyuan alone in the living room.
"Hmm, I knew that you guys are jealous. I have this kind of ability, and you can't do it! Haha, well, the more you look at it, the more interesting it is. Liu Siyuan held a small mirror in his hand and smiled from time to time. The more he looked at it, the more satisfied he became. "When it gets dark, will I go out for a walk? Maybe I can meet a beautiful woman, and then she is attracted to me. In the end, the two of them couldn't help going to the hotel to open a room, and finally..." Thinking of this, the man's blue and purple face showed a few *** smiles on his face.
Walking back to the room alone, he lowered his voice and laughed unscrupulously. Why did Liu Siyuan not find that this product was such a best! Why did you fool him in two or twos, and beg this man to slap him in the mouth! This product is really the best.
I lay down in ** for a while and looked at the mobile phone. It was past two o'clock in the afternoon. I don't know what He* and Jasmine are doing now.
Thinking about it, a phone call suddenly came in. It seemed that the electricity showed that it was the little girl.
"Hey, * Ah, do you miss me?" When he walked alone, he opened his mouth and blossomed.
"Uh... No.. No, they called you, but you are not serious at all. Although we didn't meet, I could think of the girl's shyness alone, and my heart suddenly felt a little itchy. He * is beautiful and has a good temperament. Coupled with the little ambiguity between the two, it is a good object to push down!
"Haha, is your brother talking to you? What's the matter? Is there anything wrong with the call? You didn't go to dinner with your sister in Molly's dormitory. He decided not to tease the little girl alone. In case the little girl is too angry, his plan to pick up girls will be annihilated. Let's wait and see.
"Well, it's actually nothing. We have just had dinner, and the sisters in the Jasmine dormitory proposed to go shopping again, so I called you to inform you that you may have to go back by yourself later. We don't know when we will finish shopping. He * said with some apologies.
"It's okay. Just go and play. My roommates in my dormitory have come, and I happen to get familiar with them." It's normal for girls to go shopping. It is said that men's friendship is cultivated on the wine table, and I'm afraid the relationship between women is from shopping!
"Well, that's it. I'll hang up."
He * hung up the phone, and a girl with a delicate and ghost face next to him suddenly came up: "Call your boyfriend, right? Oh, it turns out that our purest * is the first to find a boyfriend. Well, hurry up, who is that person and what is it for!"
"Wenwen, you scared me to death." He * was shocked and gave her a white look angrily, "I... I don't have a boyfriend. I just called an ordinary friend. Don't talk nonsense!"
"Oh, it turned out to be an ordinary male friend!" Xia Wenwen deliberately lengthen her tone, "But you, an ordinary male friend, are too ordinary. You have to explain it to him in advance until you have dinner and go shopping."
"No, I... He just said something to him. How can he be so exaggerated as you said? Although the little girl's mouth was still hard, her face turned red.
"No, look at your guilty look, I'll know as soon as I guess!" Xia Wenwen smiled cunningly and suddenly shouted back, "Hey, big news, * have a boyfriend, come here quickly!"
"Don't talk nonsense. Where is it? Don't talk nonsense!"
"Hey hey, *, you are not honest. The boy in our class just showed a good impression on you. You have a boyfriend, or you can introduce him to me. The boy is white and tender, and his family background is very good. Don't waste it. How about giving it to me?"
"Sister Tang Shu, why do you laugh at me? What kind of Lin is interested in me? It's good if you want to chase it by yourself. I'll give it to you what you say. It's terrible."
"Haha, look, I guess I have a boyfriend. Otherwise, how can I be so indifferent to Li Lin? He is handsome and has a good family background. You little girl must have a better in your heart, and you don't come from the truth!"
"No, I didn't lie to you!" He * thought to himself, although I like others, they may not like me.
"Well, well, even if it's not your boyfriend. Then you call him and ask him to go shopping together. That's all right. Xia Wenwen said with a smile.
"Yes, yes, call him out and let us see." Tang Shu looked excited and helped.
"No, I just hung up the phone, and he said he wanted to get familiar with his roommates." He * said hesitantly. Seeing that the two were still talking, he hurriedly continued, "Next time, let's talk about it next time."
"Huh! Since you are so delicate, we will reluctantly let you go, but next time you have a chance, you must call it out and let us see.
He * breathed a sigh of relief and nodded repeatedly to guarantee.
"Lily, come here quickly and tell us about your boyfriend. This little girl is tender and can't ask anything." Xia Wenwen waved her hand behind, "This way, hurry up."
Just as soon as Molly walked out of the door of the restaurant, she was stunned when she heard the words, "*'s boyfriend? Why haven't I heard about this?"
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