7, don't offend women

7, don't offend women

(I didn't want to write it in the front, but today I was excited to see someone voting for Yan Xu. I decided to increase the frequency of his appearance. Thank you to this reader. Your casual point is my motivation.)

Five women and a little boy who are more exquisite than them slowly followed Fugui and found that this martial arts school is really not very big. It seems that the front yard is a special place for people to practice martial arts. There is also a gate in the backyard. The backyard should be similar to the family building or something. The difference between the backyard and the front yard is also quite large. The front yard is completely like a man's territory. The strong scene of women standing aside, but as soon as I stepped into the door of the backyard, I only felt that this place was really quiet. The flowers, trees, water, er, poetry and painting were simply a good place to fall in love!

Finally, I turned to a small courtyard, which looked quite elegant. I didn't expect that even a guest room could be made like this. Yang Xiaobai is thinking: This family also seems to be very rich! Suddenly, a big living man popped up behind the door, and the man actually put on a super strange mask. The mask was like both a little white rabbit and a big gray wolf! It has long ears and two lovely teeth, but the face is completely like a big gray wolf, and the eyes are also the eyes of a big gray wolf - my God, do you think this mask is a little white rabbit or a big gray wolf? The person who created this mask is really talented!

"I drive this road, and I plant this tree. I have to pass by from now on and leave the money to buy the road." This man, who is a little white rabbit and a big gray wolf, said viciously. But the sound of a little laughter completely exposed his real mask!

"Cut, forget it, Xiaoxu, do you think I can't recognize who you are? Are you idle and have nothing to do? Why did you come here?" Yang Xiaobai rolled his eyes. He also made such a mask, which really convinced him!

"Ah...you know who I am? I thought I would get such a mask, and no one would know who I was!" Yan Xu pulled off the mask feebly, threw it aside, and pouted, "Sister Xiaobai, I heard from my cousin that you will practice martial arts here in the future. I also ran over. I also heard that you are the apprentice of the zombie face, haha..."

"@#¥%..." Yang Xiaobai thinks what kind of person he is. He is really speechless when he heard that I am the apprentice with a zombie face. I was just depressed about the mask and forgot it in a blink of an eye. I really admire him!

"Stop - don't laugh. I asked you, so why did you come here? Is it just to show off his mask? Would you like to ridicule her again?

"I also came to practice martial arts. Together, we won't be bored, hehe!" What he said is very natural. If Yang Fu doesn't have Xiaobai, he will be bored enough.

"Together? Ah, isn't your master also a zombie face? Hahaha..." Yang Xiaobai looked at Yan Xu like an idiot: This man is completely fifty steps and a hundred steps. He is going to die, and he doesn't care at all. He also laughs and says that others are dead.

"I--" Suddenly, a breath seemed to block Yan Xu's mouth. It seemed that the louder he just smiled, the louder the breath. Alas, it seems that since Yang Xiaobai was brought into the pond by his slippery water last time, he easily ate in front of Yang Xiaobai. What's going on? Why does she feel like she has changed? Well, anyway, Yan Xu feels that he still likes such Yang Xiaobai more and more. Isn't life happy with such Yang Xiaobai?

"Don't be there. Since we are allies next, let's go in and discuss how we can deal with that zombie face, okay?" Yang Xiaobai suddenly felt that his decision was really powerful. As far as she knows, she must find Yan Xu for this kind of thing!

"To deal with zombie faces, OK, I like it. Let's go. As soon as Yan Xu heard who he wanted to play tricks on, he immediately felt that this life was full of fun. The first cooperation between the two started!

The next day, Yang Xiaobai and Yan Xu got up early and immediately ran to find Yu Ying Wu after washing.

"Master, I heard that you live here. I'm Yang Xiaobai. Are you up?"

"Little master, I'm Yan Xu. Do you want us to help you?"

If it had been normal, Yu Yingwu would have got up and run to practice martial arts, but today, according to his father's instructions, he had to take Yang Xiaobai to familiarize himself with the environment. Why did he not like it? He had been lying on **. He was holding his cheeks in his hands and hesitating whether to get up or not. He heard two ghost roars, which scared him a lot. As soon as his hand slipped, his head almost touched ** - he secretly congratulated himself: Fortunately, my brother has two skills. Otherwise, it will be ruined.

"What's the matter?" The door opened, and Yu Ying Wu continued to expose the zombie face. However, I knew at a glance that the face had not been washed yet, and there was a confused figure!

Yang Xiaobai looked at it and was happy. He blinked her big beautiful eyes at Yan Xu: "Oh, Xiaoxu, come on, come on, why don't you help our master wash your face?"

Yan Xu's cooperation was in place. Before he heard half of it, he immediately ran away. While running, he shouted, "I'll go right away, I'll go right away." Master, wait!"

Yu Ying Wu was just going to say no, but that Yan Xu suddenly disappeared. Somehow, he felt quite bad in his heart: these two people feel very strange no matter how they look at them. In particular, Yang Xiaobai, who fought with him to death yesterday, came to pay attention today. How could it be possible? Why does he think she is not such a person?

"Oh, little master, we are all your cutest apprentices! If there is anything, just tell us to do it. Don't be polite, don't be polite! Look, I just got up. Do you want to eat anything? I'll get it for you right away. Yang Xiaobai was swept away by Yu Yingmu's eyes and immediately changed the topic.

"No, Fugui will send it later." He still felt that he had to stay away from the woman in front of him.

"Little master, don't be polite. Everyone is our own people. Don't you think so? What's more, I'm your apprentice. If you want to use it, just use your best. Don't be polite to me." Yang Xiaobai smiled brightly, only showed his teeth.

Yu Ying Wu feels more and more that Yang Xiaobai is too weird. Yesterday, he still looked like you were my sworn enemy. Today, he is so flattering that it doesn't feel right! But I can't say what's wrong. Oh, forget it. Anyway, it's always right for the apprentice to flatter the master, isn't it?" All right, then go to the kitchen and get me something to eat."

Yang Xiaobai is waiting for this sentence, haha. Lin Zhen, let's go and get food.

Yu Ying did not find that today, whether it is Yan Xu or Yang Xiaobai, their speed is not ordinary fast.

However, after waiting for a long time, in the end, it turned out to be Fugui who brought him hot water, and then Fugui, who brought him breakfast. He thought dizzyly: He still looked up at Yang Xiaobai, and she was indeed a daughter.

However, after washing his face and eating breakfast, Yang Xiaobai and the others came out again and stood quietly next to him, silent, staring at him with a strange look. This feeling was very strange. Three pairs of eyes stared at him, and Yu Ying was very uncomfortable. He thought, was his face stained with rice?

"Why are you looking at me with such strange eyes? Is there anything on my face?" Let's ask!

However, those three people looked at me, and I looked at you, but no one answered his question for a moment. The three of them are like this. There is no problem, but quite a problem!" Huh?" He wants to scare them! I just don't know whether this trick is good or not!

"No, no... Little Master, we, we just think you are particularly handsome today! This is all fascinated!" Yang Xiaobai opened her eyes and told lies, although she secretly said in her heart: In fact, he is still very handsome.

Huh? Strangely, why does my face feel a little itchy? Yu Ying unconsciously scratched his face gently, but he found that after scratching it, he wanted to scratch the second time. With the second time, he wanted to scratch his fingers, and it became more and more itchy. Ah, why am I getting more and more itchy?"

"Gu...!" Just as he was about to go crazy, his stomach suddenly sounded, which was so loud that the whole room heard it. Yu Ying's face turned green, "It hurts..." His waist bent down.

"You three, look for Fugui... Take you around. I, I, I have something to do now, so I'll go first..." Yu Ying Wu felt that he really couldn't stand it and ran to the toilet quickly. If it were on the spot... Oh, my God, he would be proud enough.

"Dig hahahaha..." He ran so fast that he didn't hear the loud laughter behind him at all.

"Laughing to death, hahaha - my Qiqi itching powder and pulling you to death for three days and three nights are not covered, hahaha... I, I, I, hahaha..." Yan Xu laughed the most exaggeratedly, and he almost couldn't stand up.

"Look at him in pain! Are we going too much? Does Yang Xiaobai think he is a little too much? After all, he is actually not too bad, just a little private revenge. However, at the thought of the expression of the zombie face just now, why did she have a HAPPY mentality in her heart? Is it possible that he has a face that owes a beat? Hahaha...

"Cousin Xu, nothing should happen?" Although I was actually happy that he was punished, I was still worried that I did too much. After all, there is no deep hatred between them!

"It's okay. It's just three days and three nights. That itchy powder will be invalid tomorrow at most!" Yan Xu is at ease. There is no such word "embarrassment" in his life dictionary.

In that case, that's good. Hahaha, Yang Xiaobai had a very happy day.