Chapter 7 People's hearts are sinister, especially tigers and wolves
The fat man continued to be calm and said casually, "This bird is usually tight. There are dozens of nests in the forest. If you want, you dare not say more. As long as you send someone to the forest to go around, there is still no problem with the seventeen or eight birds."
Xiaofei seemed to understand the fat man's nonsense. He squeaked to the fat man's head, scratched his paws randomly, and turned the fat man's finally hairstyles into a bird's nest.
The fat man was full of nonsense, but Chiesa really thought that the fat man was a mallet, but he accidentally got the baby, but he didn't know it. Qiang suppressed his ecstasy and said, "It turns out that there are so many in this bird forest. It's a pity that we are busy on our way now, but we don't have a chance to go again. Otherwise, you give this bird to me, and you adventurers come out to ask for wealth. You make a price. Even if the price is a little higher, it will be that I Chiesa made a friend of you today.
Chiesa patted his thin body, but the fat man couldn't help but get angry. The other party really regarded himself as a fucking wrongdoer! Price? Open your mother!
Although the fat man was angry, he was in the carriage at this time, surrounded by the other party's people. Even if he wanted to turn against him, he couldn't.
The fat man still has some cities. The more angry he is, the more happy he smiles on his face: "Haha, happy, happy! I have made a friend as generous as you! But... Well, to be honest, although this bird is ordinary, I gave it to my sister earlier. I only have this sister. If I lose this bird, she must make friends with my brother.
The fat man spoke, but his little eyes always paid attention to the look on Chiesa's face. Seeing the inadvertent appearance of gains and losses on his face, he couldn't help but be more convinced of his conjecture and did not give him a chance to speak. He waved his hand and sighed, "Forget it. I, a big man can't be offended because of my sister. My friend is not. Since you like it so much, then..."
"Then sell it to me!" Chiesa's heart jumped so hard that he couldn't help standing up.
The fat man glanced at him and didn't care about his embarrassment. He just waved his hand and said, "Our friend said that it's too much to sell or not. Well, let the bird choose by himself."
"Uh... choose by yourself?"
"Yes, let it choose by itself. If it is willing to go with you, I will give it to you. If it is willing to follow me, then I can't be sorry for my sister."
Chiesa frowned and said, "It only recognizes you, but how can it follow me? Doesn't it lose without it to choose me?"
"If you win, I'll make a fool of it!" The fat man scolded Chiesa's incomity, but said, "You can seduce it with food. If it is willing to go with you, I will give it to you. For the better of fairness, I'll sit here."
The fat man's words made Chiesa have some hope. He ordered it down. Soon, his men didn't know where to find a fragrant fried meat.
"Huh, how do you know that it likes fried meat the most? It seems that my sister can't get the bird this time. The fat man looked depressed, but Chiesa was overjoyed when he heard it, and he didn't think it was dirty. He grabbed a handful of fried meat and put it in the palm of his hand. ** stood on the fat man's head and said, "Come on, come on, there are a lot of delicious food here. As much as you want, it's yours! Come on, come on, baby!"
Chiesa's ** is numb enough, but the effect seems to be good. Xiaofei flew away from the fat man's head, chirping and circling next to Chiesa.
Chiesa only felt that his heart was pounding. His usual shrewdness had long been gone, and his eyes were full of greedy desire: "Come on, it's all yours, these are yours! Come and eat!"
Xiaofei flew to the top of Chiesa's head and kept circling. Just as Chiesa couldn't help reaching out to grab it, suddenly, his scalp was cold, and the little golden-winged roc that was about to flap its wings and flew back into the fat man's bird's nest-like hair.
"Well... I'm sorry, this bird belongs to my sister." The fat man smiled strangely, and Chiesa recovered. His mood was indescribably depressed, and he didn't have time to care about the strange smile on the fat man's face. He hurried out of the carriage and walked to Deput and Candela, who were waiting not far away.
"Well done, Xiaofei." After Chiesa left, the fat man smiled and nodded Xiaofei's bird's head. Xiaofei's eyes showed pride: a plate of fried meat wants to buy the proud golden-winged roc? Bah! At least two sets!
Fortunately, Chiesa didn't know that he lost the game because he didn't have fried meat, otherwise he would have to commit suicide depressedly.
"How's it going?" Candela, who had been waiting impatiently for a long time, greeted him, but Deput just frowned: "It seems that you can't do it."
Chiesa nodded with a bitter face. Candela looked at him and sneered, "I said this method didn't work. Humph, here, the big fist is the truth! Don't fucking make a bitter face and wipe the pile of bird shit on your head. I'm disgusting."
"Bird shit?" Chiesa reached out and touched the top of his head, which was sticky. By the way, the S-level Warcraft golden-winged Dapeng is just bird shit, which is also different from ordinary birds. The golden-winged Dapeng's bird shit, that's... It's more smelly!
Candela's face was full of sarcastic smiles. Seeing Chiesa eating, he took the initiative to ask him, "I'll do it. While the fat man stays in the carriage, I'll ask Brother Qi to chop him up."
"No, we are for the little golden-winged roc, not to kill the fat man, and the fat man doesn't seem to be mediocre." Chiesa finally wiped off the sticky bird shit on his head and gritted his teeth and said, "Let me arrange this matter. Before we tear our faces, we will buy the fat man a drink later, and then..."
The three people muttered for a while. When the thin bamboo pole in the distance saw it, Bill just sneered and turned his head to one side as if he didn't see it.
After the three of Deput discussed, they soon asked the caravan to stop and start stationing in the camp.
Although the fat man in the carriage put Kiesa with him, he knew that this was not a place to stay for a long time. He was about to leave, but he didn't expect that the other party would be stationed so soon. He looked up at the sky. Because of the rain at noon, it was cloudy and thick fog in the forest, and the sky looked a little dark.
"Since they are greedy for my Xiaofei, naturally they won't forget it so easily. No, I'm alone here, and I'm in the wilderness. It's better to leave as soon as possible." The fat man had a decision in his heart and got out of the carriage, but saw the servant servant who had been following him around with several people.
"Mr. Adventurer, where are you going? The captain asked us to take good care of you. Well, as soon as we started camping, we sent us to take a bath for you.
The little man looked very attentive, but the people behind him were all tiger-backed and bear waists and fierce. The fat man asked himself that he, an otaku with little strength, was not their opponent, but he still carefully tested, "I have caused you so much trouble. I'm really sorry. Why don't I leave here? Well, I have something else to do in Rocky City. I need to hurry back early.
The fat man wanted to leave, but the big men blocked the way. The fat man looked at the little guy, but the guy said, "The night in the forest is very dangerous. If I let you go like this, you will definitely be scolded by our captain, and our captains have prepared a rich dinner, just wait. Have a good drink after taking a shower. If you want to leave, I really don't dare to make a decision. Why don't you ask the captain if they are okay?
Without strength, I can't speak hard anywhere. After weighing the pros and cons, the fat man put up with it and said, "Forget the shower. I'm really in a hurry to leave. Why don't you take me to your captain now?"
The little man hesitated for a moment and then said, "Then wait here first. I'll ask the captain and come back to you."
The fat man nodded helplessly. Seeing that the little guy was far away, he refused to enter the carriage again. He simply walked back and forth around. Although the big men did not stop him, they faintly protected him around. If the fat man dared to break in a certain direction, he was afraid that in a short time, those strong men could rush up.
Although the fat man wandered alone in this dangerous magic forest for nearly two months, the people dealing with him at that time were only ordinary monsters, and there was no such sinister as people.
Although the fat man is not a pure man, after all, he has never experienced this kind of battle in his previous life and this life. People who lack experience often lack the most intuitive judgment of people's hearts. At this time, there is inevitably a fluke in his heart: "They just want Xiaofei, and they all offer to buy, both However, since they are businessmen, they should naturally pay attention to honesty. What's more, they have never turned against each other. Maybe they really worry too much.
This fluke was very far-fetched, and it just flashed in the fat man's mind, and then it was swallowed up by a turbulent sense of crisis. Several muscular men around him stared at each other. As long as they were not brainless, they would not believe that they originally wanted to help them take a bath.
The sinisterness of people's hearts is better than tigers and wolves! In this world, people can eat people. If you want to be strong, how can you not eat people?
After nearly two months of danger in the forest, the fat man has actually been reborn for a long time, but after meeting the same kind for the first time in this alien world, he still habitually regarded himself as the powerless otaku in his previous life, but at this time, the situation is dangerous, and there is no way to tolerate his otaku's inertia to do something wrong again! The greater the pressure, the greater the rebound!
The fat man's eyes narrowed slightly, and his eyes flashed with dangerous cold light. This is the instinct he has long practiced in the forest. At this moment, there is only one thought in his heart: "Come on, come on, how much I live in this alien world. No matter who wants to deal with me, it's not you, just I'm dead!"
Those big men only felt that the air suddenly became cold, as if they were stared at by some fierce beast, and unconsciously shivered. But when he looked around, he quietly didn't find anything, but the fat man who was sad just now smiled, as if he had thought of something very interesting.
"It's unlucky, unlucky, someone is going to be unlucky today!"
A gloating voice sounded, and the fat man looked up, but it was the thin bamboo pole Bill tied behind the carriage.
"What are you quarreling about? Shut your mouth! Is there anything more unlucky than the guy who is about to become a slave? You liar, you'd better control your mouth and keep it for your hostess to lick your buttocks in the future. Maybe your hostess will reward you as soon as she is happy! Hahahaha!" A big man who was next to the carriage spoke very rudely. He laughed and swung his whip to Bill fiercely. Bill's reaction was slow, but he couldn't avoid it. He was hit on his face, and suddenly there was a bleeding mark.
Bill ate a whip. Instead of being afraid, he raised his head and laughed: "Who doesn't know that you, Du Laosan, are the most not a man. The military officer of Rocky City, Badu, fell in love with your wife. Please put the knife and gold coins on the table when you go over. Aren't you shameless to take the gold and escape? Now your wife is afraid that she is being held in her arms and stript off her clothes. It's so unhappy!"
As a military attache of Rocky City, is it a small Du Laosan who dares to compete with it? This matter is quite secret. Du Laosan only thinks that this cuckold is quietly unknown, but he doesn't want to be well-informed by this, but the cheap-mouthed thin bamboo pole Bill said in public. There is no face in this time. In the first surprise and then the loud laughter, Du Laosan, who was ashamed and angry, just held up the whip and hit the Bill headlessly. Before long, he had beaten the Bill blood.
Others thought that this was another farce under Bill's cheap mouth. After Du Laosan hit 20 or 30 whips, others went up to persuade him. Although everyone smiled strangely, Du Laosan also knew that he had no right to kill Bill here. He could only throw the whip hatefully, avoid the strange eyes of everyone, and go behind the caravan. It is.
The thin Bill's face was full of blood, but he didn't seem to know the pain at all. He poohed his blood foam and scolded with a smile, "Sure enough, he's not a man. He's less strength than a fucking woman! His wife is white and tender. When I have money, I will go to sleep with his mother!"
Bill's face was bloody and his smile was horrible. Although the fat man saw that although he was full of nonsense, his eyes had been looking at him with deep meaning. He couldn't help moving his heart and nodded slightly to the other party. Then Bill's eyes moved away.
The fat man turned around and walked to the other side. He didn't look at the laughter and scolding behind him, but he said in his heart, "Bill can know the beginning and end of the matter after being tied to the carriage. Fortunately, he came to mention me. It's ridiculous that I'm still a time traveler, and I was lucky just now. Humph, although people's hearts are more dangerous than the tiger and wolf, I, Zhang Biao, have been afraid of who will come! I was going to find a gap to escape, but now I'm going to see what's special about their Hongmen banquet!"
The fat man had an idea in his heart, and he suddenly became heroic. He didn't think about why the little guy didn't come back until now. He just looked around and thought about countermeasures.
The little boy went straight for more than 20 minutes before he came late. He apologized and said, "I just went to the captain, but I didn't expect that the captain had just entered the forest. I circled a long way, so I was late."
The fat man didn't care about his explanation and said lightly, "What about your captain?"
"The captain said that the wine dishes have been prepared now, and he wants you to stay and eat before you leave." After saying that, the little man just looked at the fat man. The fat man smiled and went out first: "What are you waiting for? I've been hungry for a long time and want to eat."
The little man ran a few steps ahead to lead the way. Not long after walking, he saw a tent that had just been set up. The tent was very large and made of very strong animal skin.
"It's here. The captain is already waiting for you inside." The little boy's face was still respectful and there was no doubt.
Not far away, there were still those big men who followed him. The fat man looked indifferent and raised his feet and left. But suddenly, Xiaofei, who had been falling on his shoulder, suddenly called into his arms. The big men beside him immediately tightened their bodies, but they saw the fat man just smiling calmly and said, "What are you hiding? I'm going to take you to eat well. Don't wrong me if you miss it." As he spoke, he reached out and grabbed the bird from his arms and still let it stop on his shoulder. The big men looked at each other and secretly exhaled as if nothing had happened.
Before entering the tent, the little guy suddenly pointed to the pair of canine teeth on the fat man's waist and said, "It's just drinking and eating. Isn't it a burden for you to carry your weapons now? Why don't you put it here first? I'll give it to you when you come out."
The fat man with a soft face just now suddenly became annoyed and stared at the little man fiercely and said, "Our adventurer's weapon has always been a second life. Except for death, this weapon can't leave for a moment!" Don't you know this truth?
Adventurers dance on the tip of Warcraft's teeth every day. In this dangerous forest, they have to hold weapons even when they sleep, so eccentric adventurers really regard their weapons as second life. The fat man didn't know this much, but just now Chiesa came to talk nonsense with him, but he remembered it. At this time, he got an attack, and the little guy suddenly didn't dare to say anything more.
"What qualifications do you have to move my brother Zhang Biao's weapons? Look at your mother's upset. Get out of here as soon as possible!" Candela, the deputy captain with a scar on his right cheek, walked out of the tent and kicked the little guy's buttocks. At the same time, he also took the opportunity to put on the fat man's shoulder: "Walk, don't be un interest in these villains. I like you. We won't get drunk today!"
The fat man did not break free and followed Candela into the tent. Candela didn't look up to the two original animal teeth in the fat man's waist that had not even been processed. He didn't care much about letting him take it in. Instead, he secretly scolded the fat man as a local bun. As long as he did it himself, he could break his neck in minutes. Deput and Chiesa's arrangement was really a big deal.
There are wine and dishes in the tent, which is indeed a good banquet. When Dept and Chiesa saw the fat man coming in, they also smiled and stood up to greet each other. When they saw the little fly jumping on the fat man's shoulder, the smile on their faces became brighter and brighter.
The brighter their smiles are, the more vigilant they are in the fat man's heart. When the four of them sat down, Deput smiled and said, "Brother Zhang Biao and I are also like old friends. When I heard that you are leaving, I can't bear to give up. Come on, I'll give you a toast."