Daming Haiku

Chapter 162 Jokes

After hearing this, Yu Xiaotian suddenly laughed and said to Sun Yuanhua, "Yu has heard this more than ten thousand times! My ears are almost cocooned!

But I didn't expect that my husband would say such words! Unlike others, you are full of Western studies and should know more about the world than others. Is this Wang Tu's words that you should not say?

Because my husband knows that in addition to the Ming Dynasty, there are many places in Taixi that are not known to the world. Are these places also called Wang Tu? The vast majority of people in the Ming Dynasty have even heard of these places, so how can they talk about Wang Chen on the shore of the earth?

What's more, sir also knows that there is this sentence in the world, and there are virtuous people in the world! Emperor of the Zhu family in the Ming Dynasty was originally just a poor monk! But in the end, I got this big tomorrow! Is this world destined to make the Zhu family a thousand years?

Nowadays, the world is in the hands of the Zhu family, and what kind of scene it has been managed. I'm afraid Mr. is also very clear that as the emperor, no matter how hard the emperor in the current dynasty works, as long as he can't revive the Ming Dynasty, he is not qualified to continue the Ming Dynasty!

What's more, the Ming government has become what has become. I'm afraid you also know very well that the officials are greedy and don't want to serve the country, but they only focus on making money! As a result, the people of the world are unable to make a living. Is it necessary for such an official court to exist?

So Yu thought that it was really necessary for someone to replace it at this time, give the world a bright universe, and give the people of the world a rich food and clothing!

Yu is not talented and thinks that he still has a little ability, so if the emperor can't turn the tide, then Yu will never mind doing it for him!

Guanwaijian slaves are now staring at Guannei now, and the exiled civilian army has swept the whole Central Plains. Daming has no choice but to do anything about this. He has a headache and pains. He constantly raises and bonuses, but what kind of army does he raise?

Guan Ningjun consumes hundreds of thousands of salaries every year, but what has he done? The whole Liaodong can now be said to have been occupied by Jiannu. The Ming army has been defeated many times and has not been able to move forward, but it is very calm! No one has ever thought of recovering the old land, but they have tried their best to make money and get rich.

Now, the court is adding salary, suppressing and training salary every year, but can't you see that this is drinking poison to quench thirst and taking a dead end? The people in the world have long been forced to make a living, but the gentry and relatives have annexed a large number of land without handing over the land, resulting in the rich people in the world being richer, poorer and poorer, and the people will not rebel if they have food to eat.

But what about now? The people have been working for a long time, but they can't even care about food and clothing. They are also forced by the government to bear taxes that they should not bear, so that they can only rise up.

Do you think that with these methods, the Ming Dynasty can revive the grandeur of the past?

To tell the truth, Yu can bet that the Ming Dynasty has been at the end of the road and has long been unable to return to the sky. The death is only in an instant. So Yu thinks that he still has some ability. Why can't he participate in the competition for the Central Plains at this time?

In addition, does Mr. Yu just want to come to the world one day, sit north and south, and be an emperor? Then your husband is too low-looking!

Yu can tell Mr. Yu undisguisedly that his life ambition is by no means limited to this small Chinese continent!

At present, I'm afraid that even my husband is not clear about what is changing the pattern of the world. Since a hundred years ago, the world has opened a new era of great navigation. The Thai people have already walked before us Chinese and left their footprints far away.

Come on, sir, please take a look. This is some information collected when he was idle, and he personally drew a rough map of the world.

Although Mr. learned from the rich five cars, I'm afraid he still hasn't figured out where the so-called Taisi really is!"

Saying that Yu Xiaotian turned around and took a map and ordered people to hang it on the wall. This map shows an oval world. Basically, Yu Xiaotian drew a world map based on his memory, which marked the four oceans of the seven continents.

Sun Yuanhua was shocked by Yu Xiaotian's words at this time. He stared at Yu Xiaotian hanging this map, and his eyes were instantly attracted to this world map.

Yu Xiaotian casually used the scabbard as a baton and pointed to the map and said to Sun Yuanhua, "Sir, please see, we Chinese are the best in the world. We think that under the whole world is the king's land, and the shore of the land is the king's minister.

But please take a look when you open your eyes. This is our Ming Dynasty and the breeding ground of our Chinese nation. This is also Asia. Our Ming Dynasty only occupies a small area in this Asia, but we don't know how big the world outside the Ming Dynasty is!

This is what people often call the South China Sea. I call it the South China Sea. Around here, it is Luzon, the Li Dynasty, the Three Buddhas, Malacca, Siam... These gentlemen probably know about it.

But is it outside? This is India, which is often referred to as the Tianzhu Kingdom. Look here, it is Africa. There are many fertile lands and many black indigenous people living there, that is, the hometown of Kunlun slaves you often call, not the Tianzhu Kingdom that you often call before!

After bypassing here, I entered this ocean. I call it the Atlantic Ocean, and what you often call the Thai people actually refers to this area. I call it Europe! The Thai people are just your collective name for white people in Europe!

To the south, that is, here, there is still an unknown continent. I call Oceania. This continent alone is far beyond our land of the Ming Dynasty!

Looking east, this is North America and South America. Where do you think the silver that flows into the Ming Dynasty every year comes from? Yes, it was shipped by the Thai people, but where did they get so much money?

This is it! North America! A place that may be called Mexico in the future, where there are a large number of silver mines and many gold mines. In these places, there are hidden treasures that you can't imagine, inextricable iron ores, inextricable copper ores, and inextricable saltpeter ores!

And here, this is a continent covered with hundreds or even thousands of feet of hard ice all year round. No one knows what is buried underneath. It is called the Antarctic continent!

And here, it is also a large ocean covered with thick ice, which is the Arctic Ocean and the Antarctic continent at the northernmost and southernmost extremes of the world.

Mr., have you seen it? Our Daming is just a country on the west coast of the Pacific Ocean. Although it is very big, it is nothing in this world!

Now the Thai people say nearby that the Dutch, the red-haired people you often call, have occupied a large area of the territory of Tianzhu and controlled the sea passage of the Southern Ocean, that is, the Strait of Malacca! Even thousands of miles away, they crossed the ocean and drove their gunboats to the shore of our Daming. They set up an East India Company here, which is responsible for plundering various resources in Asia and shipping all kinds of spices and various commodities produced by Daming back to Europe, which is what you call the Thai mainland. , to make high profits.

And Luzon has now been occupied by the Spaniards, which are often referred to as the Ganlaths, and the Portuguese, also known as the Frangji, have classified the Li Dynasty as their sphere of influence.

These southern countries were once the vassal states of the Ming Dynasty during the Yongle period of the Ming Dynasty, but now what about them? Who else will pay tribute to the Ming Dynasty? They have long been divided up by these Thais, and these places have long been called colonies by the Thais and have become their vassals, and the indigenous people there have also become their slaves!

The Taixi people's heart is immortal. Whether it is the Flangji people, the Gan Lashi people and even the red-haired people, they have thought of conquering Daming and becoming their new colony to plunder the wealth of our descendants of China and satisfy their greed.

The reason why they didn't succeed is just that Daming is too big for them now, and they are powerless! But as long as time gives them a chance to grow, as long as we wait for the Chinese people not to strive for governance and self-improvement, sooner or later, they will regard us as a piece of their fat meat and eat it!

Don't think I'm alarmist, and don't ask me why I know, because even if I say it, no one will believe it, so sir, just listen!

Nowadays, these Thais are extending their hands to all corners of the world, occupying their territory, that is, colonies, opening up their colonies everywhere, and plundering all kinds of wealth from all over the world!

But what are we doing now? How many people know these things? But they are all like frogs at the bottom of the well, lying on the territory laid by their ancestors, claiming that the shore of the earth is not Wang Chen... Haha!

Joke! What a joke!

Zhu Yuanzhang, the ancestor of the Ming Dynasty, sealed the country for the sake of a small Japanese bandit. He was not willing to open his eyes to see the world at all. No one paid attention to what was happening in other parts of the world. Are scholars all focused on becoming officials in order to serve the country? How many people think about this?

I'm afraid that the vast majority of people just want to be an official, be able to shine, and the most important thing is to make a fortune and get rich unscrupulously to make money!

Nowadays, whether he is an official or a general, his eyes are widened and he is focused on making money. Who cares about the survival of Daming?

(Thank you very much for the big reward of the Eagle Martial Brothers! The monthly ticket looks relatively strong! Ha ha! In addition, I would also like to thank xellos and his two friends! Keep shouting for monthly tickets!)