Daming Shuanglong Biography

128 [Yegge]si

Angur said disdainfully, "Don't brag, just look so short and fight the black bear. If you hit the black bear, I, Angur, will not enter Ye He's city from now on!"

Ye Da laughed and said, "Young man, don't talk too crazy, leave yourself a way out!"

Bushiya Moma also said, "Angul, what's wrong with you today? It's like choking!"

Busia's mother didn't understand that everything Angur did was a sign of loving her, but Angur also felt that his words might be a little too much. In case Ye Da really hit a black bear, what should she do? But looking at him like that, she didn't dare to say that she could fight the black bear! Can he fight?!! Humph!

Ye replied that this boy actually scolded me for being short. I'm a little short, but I won't be scolded. Then the people in the south of the Yangtze River are going to be scolded to death by the northerners! Well, since you look down on me, I will deliberately give you some stumblings! I'll talk to Buhia's mother in front of you.

"Bixia Moma"

Bu Xiya's mother turned her head and looked at Ye and replied, "Are you calling me?"

"Hm, let me tell you a joke, our joke!"

Buhia's mother hasn't said anything yet. Angur said, "Don't listen to him. It must not be funny!"

Bu Xiya's mother said, "Angur, you don't know that Ye Da tells stories very well, and the jokes must be funny."

Ye Da coughed twice and said, "Well, we used to have a poetry club, which is a place for poets to recite poems. One morning, three people went early and discussed playing a game. Finally, the first person stood and said: The fourth person is the truth! The second person also stood up and said: The fourth person must be right! The third also said: the fourth person is very correct! As a result, the fourth person came and said a word. Guess what he said?!"

Angul said disdainfully, "What can I say must be that he is right!" I can also play this game! Say one meaning and use different words.

Buhia's mother said, "It's not funny. What are you talking about? Say it, say it quickly!"

Ye replied with a smile, "No, the fourth person didn't play cards according to common sense. He said: All three of you are pigs!"

Angur was silent for about two seconds and suddenly burst into violent laughter: "Hahaha, hahaha!"

Buhia's mother didn't understand. She looked at Angur and asked, "Is it that funny? I don't understand!"

Angur suddenly found that he seemed to have been trapped by Ye Da. He quickly stopped laughing and said, "It's not funny. It's not funny at all."

Bu Xiya's mother came over and slapped Angur: "Come on, it's so funny!"

Ye replied, "I'll tell you again and you'll know." So Ye Da told the joke again, and Bu Xiya's mother finally smiled happily: "It's so funny. The first three people were calculated by the fourth person, ah ha ha!"

After laughing, Bu Xiya's mother showed some worshipful eyes: "Ye Da, can you also write poems?"

Ye Daxin thought that my joke was changed according to a joke on the Internet. If you say that you are really not good at writing poems, but it should be okay for ethnic minorities. Even if you can't do it yourself, you can recite an ancient poem!

So Ye answered and nodded, "It's a hobby!"

Bixiya's mother said excitedly, "A song, a song."

"Well, the day is over! The Yellow River flows into the sea!"

Angur interrupted Ye and replied, "Ock, you think we don't know. This is Li Bai's poem!"

"I want to be poor, just to appreciate the beauty!" With that, Ye Da smiled and looked at Bu Xiya's mother. Bu Xiya's mother naturally understood the last two sentences and turned red again.

Angul saw all this, and the seeds of hatred in his heart had begun to sprout! Ye Da has become the goal he must eradicate! An evil thought began to rise from his mind. This is a Han man who killed him endlessly and arranged the scene to look like an animal bite. No one will doubt it!

At this time, Angur saw a rabbit. He said to Buhia Maara, "Buhia Mala, there is a rabbit over there!"

Bu Xiya's mother turned her head and quickly shot an arrow. Angul's words shocked the rabbit, and the rabbit suddenly ran to the depths of the forest! Angul said, "Don't let him run away. Chasing Buhia Mala!"

Bu Xiya's mother pulled her legs and said, "Look at me!" With that, he chased the horse into the jungle.

Ye Da is also a long-term battlefield and has been aware of the murderous spirit shown by Angur. He looked gently at Angur and said, "Don't you worry about letting Bushiya's mother pull a person deep into the jungle?"

Angur was silent for a few minutes and did not say anything, and the atmosphere was extremely awkward. He was waiting for Bu Xiya's mother to completely enter the jungle, and he was also waiting for the moment when Ye Da couldn't wait to turn around. He could pull out the knife in his hand from behind and cut Ye Da off his horse!

Ye Da knew that every real woman was a good archer, so he dared not easily give his back to the guy in front of him.

Angur said coldly, "I'm not worried. How about you? If you're worried about her, go after her!" Since you don't move, I will force you to move!

Ye Da still laughed and said, "You go first!" Please!"

Angur saw that Ye was not fooled, so he had to return the horse gun. He pulled his horse past Ye Da. He was very relieved to Ye Da. He believed that Ye Da would not do anything to him first. He is right, because Ye Da is not sure that Angur must want to kill him, but it's better to be careful about everything. Ye Da also followed Angur.

"Hmm, look at the arrow!" Angul only walked out less than ten meters away, and quickly took an arrow to turn around and shoot at Ye Da. Angul is quite confident in his archery within ten meters!

Ye Da didn't expect that Angur would suddenly be in trouble, but after all, he was psychologically prepared and quickly avoided the arrow close at hand. The arrow passed the corner of Ye Da's clothes and tore open a cut open to Ye Da's clothes.

Angul was also surprised by Ye Da's quick reaction, but he quickly shot the second arrow, which shot at Ye Da's body that had deviated from the center of gravity. Now it is not easy for Ye Da to avoid this arrow again. When his life is at stake, Ye Da can only fall off the horse, so that he can barely avoid Angur's second arrow.

Angur saw that Ye Da was agile and pulled out three arrows from behind and headed for Ye Da.

Ye Da quickly rolled up from the ground. Ye Da knew that it was more difficult to avoid bows and arrows than to ascend to the sky. He barely dodged the first two arrows, and now he fell under the horse. I'm afraid it would be difficult to avoid in the back. Now the only way is to get this Angur off the horse!

Ye Da hid behind the horse's buttocks and poked the horse's buttocks fiercely with an arrow. The horse rushed straight to Angur in pain. Angul pulled bows and arrows with both hands, and there was no time to avoid the rushing horse. The two horses suddenly collided, and Angul was knocked down from the horse to the ground.

Ye Da was waiting for this opportunity. When Angur came to hunt, he was fully equipped, while Ye Da only took a bow and arrow, so he rushed up and pulled out the machete in Angur's waist. He wanted to put the knife on Angur's neck, but he didn't expect that Angur was not a coy. When Ye Da drew the knife, he flew up and kicked the machete in Ye Da's hand.

Angur also took advantage of this opportunity to fly up, and both of them looked at the flying machete. This knife has become the main weapon that can determine life and death. Whoever takes this knife first can firmly hold his life in his hand.

But the current situation is also unclear, because Angur is still holding the bow tightly in his hand. Although the three arrows just now have been lost because of his fall, once Ye Da exposes his back to Angur, Angur can shoot him in an instant, so he dares not act rashly. But Angur did not dare to act rashly. He did not know the level of Ye Da's archery, because Ye Da also held the bow in his hand!

Angur took the lead and fiercely swinged the bow in his hand to Ye Da. Ye Da quickly grabbed Angur's bow. Angur quickly attacked Ye Da with the other hand. Ye Da was not good at swinging the bow. He simply threw away the bow and blocked Angur's fist with one slap.

Angur saw that both blows did not work and began to kick Ye Da with his feet. Ye Da's footsteps were flexible, dodging and kicking back. Angur couldn't stand cheaply at all. Ye Da even grabbed the bowstring with his small head, stepped on Angur's chest with his feet, and suddenly kicked Angur's neck.

Angle, who was angry, loosened his hand grasping the bow and attacked Ye Da with both hands.

Ye Da wants to fight with two fists. Even Huo Fangyi is not afraid! He threw away the bow in his hand and spread his Wing Chun fist to greet Angur.

Angur is also a fierce general, but he can't stand cheaply here. Ye Da seems to be extremely weak and can block his effective attack every time he waves and punches. Even Ye Da's attack is extremely sharp, and he can't keep up with Ye Da's fist speed at all. He was broken through the middle by Ye Da, and a quick punch made Angur's chest pain. Then Ye Da flew up and kicked Angur far away.

Now Ye Da has been baptized by life-and-death struggle on the battlefield, and his fighting experience and strength have doubled. He is no longer that college student!

Angul got up from the ground, wiped the blood from the corners of his mouth, and said, "Ok, you, your kung fu is good! I said you were a spy, and you were right this time! How can ordinary businessmen have such a good skills!"

Ye Da knew that he was in a dilemma now. If he didn't kill Angur, he would definitely report himself when he went back. Although he didn't do anything, his martial arts didn't make sense. If you kill Angur, you can't explain it when you go back. But now we must kill him! After killing him, you'd better go back to Liaodong!

Ye Da walked over and picked up the machete: "Angul, you will die!"

At this moment, a scream came from the jungle!