Chapter 006 Why are you?

"Take a shower, sleep, and go to work tomorrow, wow ha ha!" I was shocked by my voice. How can it be so cute? How can it be so beautiful? How can my voice be better than Yang Xuan? Hahaha." I'm in a good mood. Let's go out for a walk. The blue sea and blue sky are blowing~!" It's so **. It's all singing out. How can it be so high? Crazy, crazy!

"Dongdong! Open the door!"

"Who is it?"

"Your landlord, can't you make people sleep? What time is it?"

"........" I'm so happy and sad. Oh, my God, it seems that I have to admit my mistake again today...

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Go to bed, I won't sing!" Get out of here. I'm in a good mood today. I won't say anything.

The landlord walked away and couldn't help saying, "It's good for you to sing well. I don't know if it's right to scare people out? Alas!"

"........" Fortunately, I didn't hear it. Why don't I work hard with him? Shit!

I was speechless all night - it's not that I won't say it, I'm afraid of disturbing people, grass! I was so excited that I didn't fall asleep all night. Alas, I walked out of the house with a dark circle under my eyes. Wangwang, Wangwang!" Why do you feel that your voice is also very nice today? Huang, come and hug me. Oh, my God, I won't scare the dog out to pee, - haha, get out of here, how dare you pee? My family is in a good mood today and doesn't care about you. [You can't beat it either, can you?]——

Boss, let's have ten big steamed buns and a bowl of porridge. For the traditional breakfast, I'm still more keen on meat buns and porridge, because I'm Chinese - I don't know if you don't tell me. Wow, it smells so good. Five minutes to solve the battle, I am an invincible little monster - of course, there is only one Ultraman in the world - Yang Xuan. Since he grew up, I have been defeated by him countless times... Of course, I don't care about him--

Let's celebrate with them in the afternoon - of course, I dare not call Yang Xuan, because he knew it yesterday.

"Let's meet at Ximen at noon. Well, that's it." I called them. I can't help it. Modern technology is developed--I still use the shabby Nokia X3. Alas, it's all because Yang Xuan. Yesterday, I almost dried my mother and despised him. I cursed him to step on shit in a moment. Haha, why am I so evil? As a modern man, I cursed him for traffic jams.

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"Morning." What's the matter? Why is there no traffic jam? Why, my God, you don't help me? Oh, my God, you can't make me so pathetic. Why didn't the little pig come first? I was most afraid of being alone with him, but I still said calmly, "It's not early. It's already noon!"

He saw my strangeness and just said, "I took the subway today."

Oh, my God, how could he know that I was so depressed? I cursed once, but I didn't expect him to take the subway? What? Can the subway be blocked? - I don't talk to uneducated people. What? - rear-end? Get out of here, do you want to kill my Xiaoxuan? "........"

"Why don't you talk?" Am I struggling? Did he speak first? What? What's that expression, grievance? Helpless?————People on the street are looking at me, so I fell down!

"Get out of here, you are so bad that I won't talk to you!" Then he kicked and didn't kick him? Ah, I can't practice splitting. Look at him laughing badly. There's nothing I can do. Alas!

But why didn't you fall down? Did he catch me? No, why am I on the ground?

"If you want to crush me to death, just say it!" The aggrieved look, I pressed on him, enough to make people on the street think and watch with evil thoughts. It's over. I, Yang Xiaoyun, must be "wet" {tide}. What else should I do on the Internet? The street is oppressing me, alas!

"Get out of here, why don't you get up?"

"What? How can I get up if you don't get up?" Ah, I was really hurt by him. I got up at a flying speed and blushed.

"It's over, is it all started? I'm late!" The little pig said heartlessly. Fortunately, you came early. If you come a little later, you will sacrifice here today.

"Get out of here, what's going on, and you don't look at what's going on? Ah? Wang Chen?" Why did this girl bring Wang Chen back here? It's over. It seems that I can't live today. Oh, my God, please drop a piece of tofu and let me die. Shit!

"Hi! Why didn't Yang Xuan go back to school the day before yesterday? Hearing what he said, I remembered that Yang Xuan slept at my door all night the day before yesterday, alas! But you can't say it, can you? Otherwise, even if Wang Chen doesn't talk about me, won't the little pig sacrifice me?——Of course, the little pig doesn't know,

"Oh, I went home. My clothes were soiled by someone. I went to change my clothes." In fact, I feel that Yang Xuan is not so bad sometimes. He also knows how to relieve me.

"Let's go and eat. What are you going to eat today? I have to change the topic, because I'm afraid of leaking--

"Rice covered with rice!" Yang Xuan is still good. He knows how to save money for me. It seems that he also feels guilty, wow ha,

"Okay, okay. I also want to eat it," I echoed.

"The words haven't been finished yet. I said I just had covered rice yesterday. I want to eat seafood today. Let's go!" I vomited blood without this. My mother's daughter is going to spend money again today!

I didn't talk all the way. Why? I'm calculating whether my money is enough. My salary is 3,000 yuan a month. Of course, I was fired before I found a job. I went bankrupt once the day before yesterday, alas! It seems that I will drink the northwest wind in the second half of the month, and this job has given me a lot of comfort.

When I arrived at the Seafood City, this group of farmers, each with three Yangcheng Lake crabs, are not enough to eat. I don't know if you can eat them. Alas! Anyway, if you want it, then eat it hard.

Look at the old happy they eat, alas! My heart is bleeding, and it's 1,000 yuan again when I check out, alas! You can't ask Yang Xuan to come from now on. You have to spend money every time.

When he went out, Yang Xuan said that he didn't bring cigarettes. I said I would buy him a box, but he didn't want it. He just said that he smoked mine, took my bag and turned it over, and finally found a box - X Jiaozi. I have to say that Yang Xuan likes to smoke women's cigarettes. I don't know what he thinks. He just told me that women's cigarettes are very fragrant, but It was his sister who told me that it was because of me that I was stimulated at that time. I was a scourge that harmed the next generation of the motherland. It was my fault. Of course, my thoughts were not on my bag. I don't know what he put there, but the little pig said - there was adultery, which made me a little anxious.

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We are also happy. How can we not let us go? Don't you think so? Why don't you let me go? That's their fault. In fact, I don't think too much about the word money. As long as I can support myself, I will spend it, and I'm not an outsider. No, there is a Wang Chen. Of course, Yang Xuan doesn't count. He is the younger brother of Piggy and my younger brother, but when he said this, he was a little inexplicably guilty... Hey, what's going on? How can there be so much money? 3,000 yuan for a good guy. Of course, I don't think much in my heart, but it's already a lot for Yang Xuan, right? I finally knew why he wanted my bag and why he said that there was adultery. I couldn't help but feel a little sore, because for him, the money can do a lot of things, but he gave it to me. He knew that I didn't have money. He didn't want me to be hungry, so - this is touching.

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When I arrived at the address on the Internet yesterday, how could I tell Yang Xuan the name of the yard of his new house? A little nervous - nonsense, it's you, aren't you nervous? My heart crossed and knocked on the door.

"Hello, I'm here to apply!"

"Come on, come on." Still very enthusiastic???

"Hello, I'm here to apply for a tutor." I'm a little cautious. What's going on? Am I old? I used to be a fearless Lord. Come on!

"Oh, hello, hello, the child is studying in that room. You go there first. I'll clean up the house first, and it will be ready in a minute."

"Well, okay!" I nodded and thought of Yang Xuan. How could I miss him? Get out of here!

"Hello, I'm your future tutor. Please give me more advice." As soon as I closed my eyes, only the voices we could hear came out.

Why is my waist still held back? You. Why are you? Yang Xuan?"

Look at him and laugh. It's over. I'm done in the future.

"Xuanxuan, I asked you to be a tutor. You have to be good. What's wrong with you?"

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