Chapter 6 You are elegant like a cat

This is really an urgent eunuch who met a slow emperor and met a constipation squat pit with diarrhea. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotation

Monday, July 24, 2011

If people sleep well, they will feel much better.

I sat at the door of my house, picking my teeth with satisfaction with a toothpick. Looking at Miao Ruyun's light pace and graceful figure, he hummed gently: "You are elegantly like a cat, surrounded by light movements. The sweetness of love spreads and ferments, and the ambiguity just came..."

At this time, the sound of opening the door came from behind. Looking back, it turned out to be a small man. The small man is a little abnormal today. According to common sense, the day is not their working time. Is it possible that he is "was up at night".

The little man pointed to Miao Ruyun's room: "Is she there (read mo)?"

"I went out early. They are not like you. They are very diligent. If you marry a wife like this, what does the husband want? After saying that, I had a full hiccup and was satisfied. Miao Ruyun's food is very delicious, but she eats fish early in the morning, which makes me a little embarrassed.

The little man quickly shouted, "Come out, come out, take a breath."

Everyone came out of the room one after another, of course, except for the sloppy, who were forbidden to go out by us.

He came up shamelessly, looked over with my eyes, pointed to Miao Ruyun's figure, and whispered, "Comrade Deshuai, your taste is too bad."

"Fuck you! What do you know? This is a radish and green vegetable, and each has its own love.

Unhappy, she came up and said, "You didn't find that she was a little abnormal."

I'm not happy to say that, I really feel something. I think Zhang Deshuai can make a beautiful woman like Miao Ruyun work hard against me, except for a savings that has been saved for 26 years.

The big tongue added: "Seven is like (actually), she is like (being) a demon."

"Even if she is a demon, she is only a ** demon, which makes people's heart 'plop' and jump." I said in astonishment, "What, you said she was a demon."

I dreamed that Miao Ruyun was a demon or not. Isn't there an expert here? Xiaoji, Xiaoji." I shook the jade pendant and shouted.

A white light flashed from the jade pendant, and Xiaoji appeared in front of me, still the two braids, with pink bows on the braids.

"What's the matter?" Xiaoji said impatiently.

After listening to my introduction, Xiaoji nodded and said, "You said that. I know that I felt her demonic spirit as soon as she entered the door. She is a cat demon."

I remembered that no wonder she likes fish so much. It turns out that she only eats fish. Aren't you afraid that she will eat me? I remembered a very serious problem.

"It's good to eat you. If she eats you, I can go back to work. By the way, I forgot to tell you that she is not interested in eating you. After saying that, Xiaoji turned into a white light and got into the jade pendant.

These days, immortals are unreliable.

They began to give me advice. Due to the existence of Miao Ruyun, it has seriously affected the harmonious relationship between neighbors. Given the current situation, the best way is to let her move. Among them, those who firmly supported the proposal were small and unhappy, because as soon as Miao Ruyun moved in, they were arranged by me to squeeze into a room.

This proposal is still worth considering.

Near noon, there was a knock on the door. When I opened the door, it was the guy who told me the math two days ago. When I saw him, my heart was itchy. I was worried that there was no place to repay the jade pendant after being fooled by him.

He said bluntly, "Actually, I'm a Taoist priest."

"You wear a Taoist robe and say that you are a Taoist priest. On this idea, people in police uniforms say that they are policemen. In fact, she may be Bai Zhi.

When the old man heard this, he was stunned: "So you have also seen those photos. I have a full set. You don't know how hard it was to find these photos. You said you saw the whole set in the Public Security Bureau. You said that you reported that you had seen the photos, and the police took you in one by one so that you could identify whether it was this one or not. It's awesome!" Next, we have conducted a long and in-depth discussion and research on Master Chen's photography. The result of the discussion is to thank Master Chen for giving us as much knowledge of Baizhi as Tingfeng.

"You pay me the money." I grabbed the old man's Taoist collar.

"Don't talk about money. Talking about money hurts feelings." The old man broke away from my hand and said, "Besides, I didn't force you to buy and sell it. You were willing to buy it. You don't know. There are too few fools like you these days, which are obviously not enough. Also, I have something to do with you today.

Then, the old man told me. Since I have become a Taoist priest (I added a sentence: "It's a temporary worker."), he is old and has retired honorably now, and the work in this place will be handed over to me in the future. He came here today to hand over the work with me and explained my future work to me.

I asked him a question: "Since you are a Taoist priest, why do you still set up a stall on the street to cheat money?"

"Part-time job. These days, how can people get rich and well without a part-time job? Oh, by the way, I will send you the eight-character policy of "stupid big things, close your eyes to small things". In this way, your work will be easy.

When I sent the old man away, I suddenly felt that the burden on my shoulder became heavier. However, the most important thing in front of us is how to deal with Miao Ruyun's problem.

In the evening, I heard the sound of opening the door. I knew that Miao Ruyun came back and immediately turned Xiaoji into a body and squatted on the table to embolden me.

Miao Ruyun was carrying a few fish in her hand. Just as she was about to step into the door, she saw Xiaoji on the table, and her stiff feet were stopped by her. I saw that her face changed from red to white, and soon returned to red. It seemed that Xiaoji was still very shocking.

"Come and sit down. I have something to talk to you about." I pointed to the seat opposite the table and said to Miao Ruyun. On the table, there is a piece of A4 paper.

Miao Ruyun sat in the seat, and the table just covered the part below her chest. Only those 37Ds were staring at me, making me secretly drool in my heart. At this time, if there is a keyboard on the table, she should also press the space bar.

"We won't beat around the bush. I already know your identity. This time, I just want to have a good talk. You can take a look at this first. I pointed to the A4 paper on the table.

The paper says: "Three chapters of the law. First, under any circumstances (including irresistible external forces), Party B (Miao Ruyun) shall not eat Party A (Zhang Deshuai); second, under any circumstances (including force majeure external forces), Party B (Miao Ruyun) shall not add rat meat to Party A's (Zhang Deshuai) meals; third, whether in office Under any circumstances (including irresistible external forces), Party B (Miao Ruyun) shall maintain a harmonious neighborhood relationship with the customers in the room (including but not limited to shameless, small man, big tongue, unhappy and sloppy). Party A (signature), Party B (signature). Time: July 24, 2011.

When Miao Ruyun finished reading it, I asked her, "Is there any problem?" She shook her head and said, "Then sign this contract."

When Miao Ruyun signed the name on the contract, I stretched out my hand to congratulate her, but unfortunately she ignored me. Without any warning, Xiaoji hid into Miao Ruyun's mountain at a very fast speed.

Looking at Xiaoji's happy appearance in the 37D mountain peaks, I thought an anly: this guy who cares more than friends. At this time, I wish Xiaoji could become my hands and occupy the highest peak.

Miao Ruyun asked, "Is there anything else?"

"No more."

Miao Ruyun stood up and was about to leave.

I suddenly remembered: "Yes, there is one most important thing. Don't forget that no matter what happens, don't default on the rent at will.

Miao Ruyun stared at me, got up and went into the room, and smashed the door fiercely.

I didn't have dinner tonight. This incident tells us that you should not offend women, especially those around you. I dare to slap the table and scold Obama every day when I have nothing to do, but he doesn't dare to provoke me; but just now I just talked to Miao Ruyun and had no food at night.

At night, the sloppy couldn't help walking around the living room a few times. It made the four ghosts keep making trouble. Tomorrow, we have to think about the problem of sloppy ghosts.

PS: About cat essence, Zhang Deshuai here introduces a quick method to you: that is, 49 broad beans, yin and yang (harmonious) water (yin and yang (harmonious) water is mixed with cold water and boiling water. Warm reminder, don't drink yin and yang (harmonious) water, it's easy to have diarrhea.) After soaking, buried it in the ground on the day of the Dragon Boat Festival, let the cat sit on it, and recite some spells, and the cat immediately became sperm. You have to ask me what the spell is. He didn't write it in the book, but you have to research and develop it by yourself.

Since there is a quick method, there must be a stupid method. The stupid method is that you put the cat on the roof every night and let it absorb the essence of the moon. Maybe one day, as soon as it turns its head, it will say to you, "Love tiger oil."