Chapter 13 One-day trip to hell 4
I like to do good deeds. When I find a wallet on the road, I will silently wait for the owner in the Internet cafe for a long time without asking for anything in return. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotation
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
"Isn't the King of Yan Bao Zheng?" Miao Ruyun asked on the road. Miao Ruyun is not like me, but always has a white head.
"I was impeached." He answered coldly, and the corners of his mouth were slightly **.
"What?! He is a very clean official." I'm confused on the side. Bao Qingtian is a TV series that I liked very much back then. In particular, his three big gulls are graded even: the dragon's gull is special treatment, the tiger's head's gull is VIP treatment, and the dog's head's gull is general treatment.
"Master Kangxi once said: 'How harsh officials are, but subordinates are embarrassed.' Look at how many Qing officials in ancient and modern times left their names after death. How many people knew about Hai Rui, Jiao Yulu and Kong Fansen? Only they stick to that belief, and this belief often makes their lives unhappy. Let's talk about Hai Rui. He can't even afford a coffin when he dies. Nothing else, it's all on the word 's harsh'. Sayou said leisurely, "If you want to be a good official, you have to be loyal and filial, abandon benevolence and righteousness, and destroy shame. At the beginning, I didn't want to serve the people..." Regardless of the obvious scene of recalling the glorious years of the past.
You still serve the people, and you still have time to write your director's diary. I quickly interrupted him: "Why was Bao Zheng impeached in the end?"
"The problem lies in this 'rigor'. The people below are not easy to do things, and there is no motivation if they can't get oil and water; colleagues are not easy to get along with, and some things are over when you close your eyes. You have to go up and stir them up, which will make everyone embarrassed in the end; you can't receive your benefits. You don't even have personnel during the Spring Festival, can you have a good look. Therefore, it is difficult to be an official, and it is even more difficult to be a clean official.
Next, everyone is silent. Regardless of how he went back to report the invoice, Miao Ruyun was looking at her bracelet, but I was thinking that there was so much knowledge in the official.
A room full of alcohol, this is my first impression of entering the household registration department.
An old man is crawling on the table and falling asleep. Maybe he woke up by us, he raised his sleepy eyes and looked at us, and then fell down again.
After a while, the old hair sighed, "Wow," which scared me.
"Old Li, Mr. Li." He bent down and shouted softly at the old man with his head down.
The old man got together and opened his mouth and said, bringing out more wine: "Li Bai, Mrs. Li Taibai, Mrs. Li Bai Li is too white."
"You are black, you are black, you are black, you are black." I know this pair, and I came out without thinking. Don't be a Sichuan person with no culture.
"Oh--" The old man looked at me, "How do you know?" I don't know if he is talking about the content or this pair.
When the old man stood up, his badge lit up: "Li Bai, deputy director of the household registration department." The underworld is really tireless. Bao Gong was impeached by them, and Li Bai drank during his work. Fortunately, it was Li Bai. If Du Kang came, the underworld would have to be made into a brewing pool by him.
Regardless of our intention, we first handed over the instructions of the leader of the hairy body, and then handed over the information to Li Bai for reference.
In a while, Li Bai came over with a pile of files and slowly looked for them by candlelight.
Time is losing little by little. Miao Ruyun sat quietly in a chair and watched me keep walking around the room. Time passed so slowly. Finally, I heard the most beautiful words tonight: "I found it. Miao Renfeng—”
When I heard the name, I couldn't help laughing. His parents really know how to name him and give him this meaningful name. If you can understand it, it shows that you are a paper-consuming guy.)
This laughter made the deputy director of the household registration department a little dissatisfied and stared fiercely. Miao Ruyun didn't know why, so she came to ask me why I laughed. I quietly told her the answer, which made Miao Ruyun twist my arm fiercely, which made me only floss. I was about to attack and saw a red cloud surging on Miao Ruyun's cheek. Seeing me looking at her, Miao Ruyun lowered her head and showed her lotus-like neck. The most humbled, which makes me a little obsessed...
Look at beautiful women under the lamp. The more you look at them, the more energetic they become. The old saying is the truth.
Li Bai pulled out the page of Miao Renfeng's file, took out the correction fluid from the drawer, and smeared the bloody fork on the file. In this way, even if the matter is over, that is to say, Miao Renfeng is back alive.
Turning around and seeing that Miao Ruyun and I were together, he coughed and pulled me back to the room in an obsession.
While installing the documents, he said to me who was still in place, "Let's go, it's finally over."
On the way back, there was a frozen silence in the air. Originally, we kept talking and didn't talk anymore. Miao Ruyun and I only looked at each other occasionally. The difference is that after Miao Ruyun saw it, I quickly lowered my head, and I saw Miao Ruyun because she was much better-looking than the civil servant's face.
If only Miao Ruyun hadn't been a demon.
I saw three people coming from afar, or rather, I saw two ghosts and clothes floating in the air. The ghost is too dark, and the light in the underworld is already bad, so I can only see clothes walking in the air.
"I'm wronged, I'm wronged." When the two of us approached, the ghost in the middle shouted.
"Everyone shouted injustice as soon as they arrived here, and you will know that they will not be wronged in a while." Like the guy with agly ill. It seems that they are the legendary black and white impermanence.
"Look, I won't sue you for judicial injustice." The guy in the middle continued to shout.
"Fair? When there is an injustice, we can reverse the case again, which can really reflect judicial fairness. Don't talk nonsense, just work harder. Let's talk about fairness with the oil pan for a while. He pushed the ghost in the middle while talking about his clothes.
When the two groups of us passed by, I saw the ghost in the middle looking meaningfully.
When they were far away, I asked: "The guy in the middle looks familiar. Do you know him?"
He nodded: "Hmm! Wen Xiaoqiang."
No wonder I'm familiar with it. I've seen it on TV. The underworld is also good. I know all the acquaintances, but I know them well, and they and I are born.
"It turned out to be a celebrity." After saying that, I looked back at the three distant figures.
"Not a big man, how can the two impermanent leaders come out in person. It was two inconspicuous little ghosts who took me back then. Regardless, he also looked back at Wen Xiaoqiang, who had gone far away, and his eyes were obviously full of envy and hatred.
It turns out that the sign of a person's success is not how beautiful he was, but how he was after his death. In the future, when everyone chats below, they will boast that I was taken over by black and white, and I have a face.