Chapter 75 (I'm the space bar, please ignore me)

In the taxi, the driver chatted with me while driving: "Are you from C University?" I nodded. The driver began to say again, "There are a lot of beautiful women in your school!" Just as I wanted to be modest, he added, "It's just a little expensive!" - Zhang Deshuai's version of the micro novel

Sunny on Friday, August 5, 2011

Today, Miao Ruyun is a little strange. Since the training meeting, she has been meditating and doesn't know what she is thinking.

I nestled in my room and wanted to ask her if she would watch a romantic film tonight, but I didn't think it was very interesting. I found one by myself, but I looked at it twice but felt boring.

It seems that you can only feel it when you watch romantic movies with women, especially if you are not your girlfriend. Men like to be ambiguous.

Ambiguity, I like these two words very much. Very vivid and artistic. The so-called ambiguity is to love the day before the day. The wisdom of our ancestors is not what you and I can cove.

First, I sat sullenly in the room for a while, and first I was irritable, just like I came to my period. Seeing everything is awkward, there is inexplicable fire in my heart, and I can't send it out even if I want to.

I know that it is a sultry flame that is ruthlessly roasting my virgin heart. At this time, I could hear little Zhang Deshuai shouting silently below: "I want to stay in Miao Ruyun's room. I don't like this room!"

I stayed in the house impatiently for a while, and finally made up my mind. If you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you get a tiger's son?" Miao Ruyun watched the romantic film and felt much more comfortable.

"You want to 'get a son if you don't enter the tiger's den'. Are you going to 'get a son if you don't enter the cave'?" Little Zhang Deshuai hummed below.

"Nima, you are too vulgar. I still get it if I don't go into the hole, you know? As long as I don't wash my hands after masturbate (harmonious) and shake hands with a rotten woman who likes cucumbers, do you understand? Be honest! If you are dishonest, be careful that I travel to ancient times to be a civil servant for a second?!" Facing the dishonest little Zhang Deshuai, I was speechless.

"Don't fool me! Do you think all successful people travel back? As far as you travel back is, if you are a man, at most, you are a barbarian master, and you are leading thousands of horses to hunt in the suburbs. At this time, you can hear the sound of sound; if you are a woman, when you are full of ambition, an internal supervisor hurried to report: 'Your Majesty, the queen has arrived at the door. You don't have to worry. The prince Ying is working hard to persuade her.' Besides, are you a party member? Are you in line with the mainstream melody? You still play time travel, be careful to block you!" Little Zhang Deshuai hummed below.

I don't know how to refute it. He can bring out the light, and what else can I say.

It seems that it is a sin for a person to know too much.

But in the end, I silently took the USB flash drive out of my pocket and put it back on the table. When I'm not sure whether Miao Ruyun is in the mood to watch romantic movies, I still dare not take the romantic movies with me. In case she leaves the impression that I like watching romantic movies, wouldn't I be very sad?

Now, I think I like Miao Ruyun a little. Because when I want to watch romance movies, I take into account her feelings.

While thinking about things, I heard a familiar beep. It's the message on QQ: "Are you there?"

was sent to me by Jiang Yingyu.

I replied with a question mark, which meant asking her what she wanted to do with me.

Jiang Yingyu said on QQ that Miao Ruyun was understanding something tonight, as if Uncle Wanshi told her during the day. Therefore, it can no longer be shown in Miao Ruyun's room tonight. She wants to ask me if I can pass on some of them to her tonight.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Yingyu suddenly fell from a moral high point to a fan of love films. Her request rekindled the flame of pursuing literature and art that had just been extinguished in my heart.

Jiang Yingyu sent another message: "Why, don't you want to?"

"No, I'm looking for it. Do you want me to copy it to you?" I looked at the USB flash drive lying on the table and asked carefully.

"Hmm! All right, just say you're coming to fix my computer!" After a while, Jiang Yingyu replied.

Looking at the line in the dialog box, my heart could not calm down for a long time. This proves once again that men must learn to repair computers, otherwise you will lose a lot of opportunities.

"Do you want to see those obscene movies again? You human beings are the same, and you always like to have fun secretly. Don't you have a saying: 'Who is happy with people?'" For the first time, without warning, Xiaoji began to speak.

Xiaoji suddenly raised his voice, which made me trembling: "Xiaoji, I'm not talking about you. Do you know what love is? Although you are a dragon seed, you are not a baby, and you are not as sad as me!" Because of Jiang Yingyu's invitation, I was in a good mood, whistling gently and making a big joke on Xiaoji.

"Who said that if it hadn't been for the practice of Taoism with Tianshi, I would have eloped with the little dragon girl?" Xiaoji defended in the jade pendant.

"I understand, I understand. If Xiaofang hadn't agreed, I wouldn't be a 'plumber' now? If I hadn't been knocked down by Xiaoxue every time, I wouldn't be a jerk now? Life is always full of this kind of helplessness. Now I can only give you four words - share the encouragement with you. I said helplessly.

"Well, I will encourage you!" Xiaoji, repeat.

"Actually, we have been running on the road of broken (harmonious) places." When I said this, there must be a firm look in my eyes.

Xiaoji didn't say anything, maybe he fell asleep, maybe he was recalling the green years with its little dragon girl. Just like me, I always think of the beautiful years of the past, Xiaofang, Xiaoxue, and those women who want to go up but fail.

Life is like this. I will always give you a fat tiger that bullies you, and give you a little strong who helps the fat tiger bully you, but I will never give you a Doraemon to help you solve the problem, let alone give you a quiet son when you are lonely in the middle of the night. If you stay in a hotel alone, I didn't say.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw that I was shameless. Life is like this. The more you don't want to see anyone, the more he wanders in front of you.

I didn't have the shame to see the USB flash drive in my hand and asked cheaply, "This time, do you still want to repair the computer?"

I didn't bother to pay attention to him and was just about to leave.

He leaned up shamelessly and begged in a low voice, "Handsome, will you take me with you to repair the computer tonight?"

"Nima, get out of here!" I shouted at him.

I'm not stupid. Take you to watch a love movie, can you have a little fun? Watching romantic movies with you in the first district, I have to go to the telephone pole to look for advertisements for the rest of my life.