Chapter 114 Harvest
Muts each other and each other. Seven consecutive times a night. Superb and good shooting skills, la la la la. - Zhang Deshuai sings the adult version of Gourd Baby
Sun, August 07, 2011
This method really works.
When the unlucky taxi watched us rush up with pale faces, his face immediately turned pale. He said in a pleading tone, "Brother, don't take a taxi. Why don't you call the funeral home directly?"
"What to say, what to say? Is there anyone as cursed as you?" Jiang Yingyu was angry as soon as she heard it.
As soon as she let go, she collapsed shamelessly.
The taxi driver's face has become whiter.
We raised the shameless skin regardless, completely regardless of the driver's pale face.
Sitting in the co-driver's seat, I patted the driver on the shoulder: "It's okay, it's okay. He is just a little excited! Excessive excitement, you know!"
"Oh!" When the driver heard my explanation, he put his heart back and said, "Man, man. Understandable, understandable!" After saying that, the driver looked at Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu from the rearview mirror with envy, with a satisfied smile on the corners of his mouth.
"I understand you!" Hearing the driver say this, Miao Ruyun, who was sitting in the back, was unhappy. It seems that she understands the specific meaning of what the driver understands.
The driver closed his mouth and stopped talking. Just stepped on the accelerator to the bottom and rushed to our destination this time - Jiangyuzui...
I'm in a good mood, and I've been setting up a dragon gate with the driver on the road.
I threw a cigarette and gave it to the driver and talked to him, "Do you know Jiang Yu's mouth?"
The driver nodded and said quickly, "I know." After a while, he lowered his voice and said mysteriously to us, "There is a ghost there, do you know?"
When I heard the driver say this, everyone in the car was happy. Why don't we know that there is a ghost there?
I jokingly pointed to the shameless behind: "Why don't you know? We are going to give sacrifices to ghosts this time. Well, that's the one."
When the driver heard me say this, he just smoked. It immediately gushed out, choking him with a violent cough.
Then, the driver suddenly stepped on the brake. Unexpectedly, our bodies fell forward with inertia, and the most pitiful thing was shameless. What's more, his head suddenly hit the back of the seat heavily and fainted directly.
The driver's face is now white. He trembled his lips and said tremblingly, "Brother, don't look at jokes?"
"Is it like a joke?" I deliberately said with a straight face. In fact, my heart is as happy as a flower.
The driver looked back and looked at the shameless person who fainted directly in the back seat. Seeing this scene, he couldn't help taking a breath of cold air.
I saw that the joke was almost done, so I patted the driver on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Actually, I was joking just now."
The driver shook his head and kept saying, "This joke is ridiculous, this joke is ridiculous."
Next, the taxi driver drove almost at a speed of life and death, and we soon came to Jiangyuzui.
As soon as he saw that Jiang Yu's mouth was torn down into a bare piece, only the haunted building was there alone.
As soon as we got off the bus, the taxi driver immediately ran away without closing the door. What's more, he didn't even ask for our car money.
Our group couldn't help laughing heartlessly when we looked at the direction of the taxi. Miao Ruyun bent down with a smile and covered her stomach. After a while, she stood up and pointed to me, "Handsome, are you bad enough?"
"Do you have it?" I scratched my head and said innocently, "I just told some of the facts. Why do people often believe in beautiful lies but can't accept the naked reality?
"Don't show off your philosophical words. Let's get to the business quickly. After finishing the business, I will talk to you about the philosophy of the past few days. Old Cao came up with a charming smile.
Looking at his dry and wrinkled face, I was not very comfortable. He turned around and walked over shamelessly.
At the door, I was waiting for Xiao Xue and Uncle Cao.
When they saw us coming, they immediately greeted us. When Uncle Cao saw the shameless help, he couldn't help frowning and said uncertainly, "Is this the Kang Weiguo you mentioned on the phone?"
I nodded firmly.
However, my decision did not dispel Uncle Cao's doubts. He looked up and down again and said doubtfully, "Why don't you look like your age?"
"Do you know logistics?" Old Cao interrupted.
"Logistics?" Uncle Cao couldn't help but wonder when he heard the old Cao interrupt. He doesn't know why we are talking about logistics now.
I pulled Uncle Cao aside until I was sure what we said and didn't let them hear it.
I asked Uncle Cao first, "Do you believe that there are ghosts in this world?"
"I didn't believe it before." Uncle Cao replied, "But after what happened last time, I believed it. Actually, I'm a party member.
What's so good about party members? I used to be a young pioneer? Looking at Uncle Cao's appearance, I was angry.
"Is that easy to do?" I was relieved to hear Uncle Cao say that he believes that there are ghosts in the world.
"What's easy to do?" Uncle Cao looked at me and didn't understand what medicine I was selling.
"Let's put it this way, the guy standing in front of you is really not Kang Weiguo." I came forward and bit Uncle Cao's ear.
"What?!" Hearing me say that it was not Kang Weiguo who was standing there, Uncle Cao immediately shouted loudly. He suddenly shouted, which attracted everyone over there to look over.
"Don't be so excited?!" I quietly pulled Uncle Cao over and then bit his ear. "We used to borrow the corpse to return the soul. Do you understand this? That is to say, it is not Kangwei Kingdom outside, but the core is the real Kangwei Kingdom.
When Uncle Cao heard my explanation, he nodded and said, "I understand this. Isn't it just a change of packaging? Whether you add calcium and zinc, the middle cover, or even the new middle cover, it's actually the same thing.
I was relieved to see that Uncle Cao's understanding ability was so strong. A businessman is a businessman, and it's not a little bit to understand things.
I laughed a few times and then said the most important thing: "Did you bring the money?"
"Don't worry." Uncle Cao frowned, "As long as you do things well, I will give you the money immediately without any delay."
I was really relieved when Uncle Cao said so. For us, 500,000 is already a lot. For a real estate developer like him, that's not a big deal. I guess he won't and dare not lie to me, otherwise, I will have to smash his window with dung.
Now that the matter has been settled, I will call on everyone to be shameless to help the nail household.
I didn't expect that when I approached the courtyard door, I was still shameless and had been supported by us just now. I don't know where an inexplicable strength came from. Unexpectedly, he broke away from us and walked a few steps quickly, carefully touching a brick and a tree there.
Then, he began to cry shamelessly. As he cried, he shouted, "I'm back, I'm back."
I'm very satisfied with the shameless performance. I said to Uncle Cao, "What else do you suspect about such behavior?"
Uncle Cao also nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile, "If you hire an actor, you must take an Osca little golden man. It's so fucking (harmonious) realistic."
This is true, okay? I thought to myself.
When he had no nerve to stop crying, he suddenly pushed the door open and stepped in.
In the yard, he looked at it shamelessly and said as he looked at it. What did this place look like back then? What did this place look like back then?
Finally, his shameless eyes stared at the willow tree. He ran over and hugged the willow tree: "I didn't expect it to grow so big? Remember, when I planted it, it was so tall?" After saying that, he was shameless.
I looked at old Cao. Emotion, you planted this willow tree. Then you deserve it. Let you break your old, and this time you will also break yourself.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew. The wicker began to shake.
When I saw the wicker shaking, I was so scared that I secretly pinched my thigh. The reason why I pinched my thigh was that I was afraid of being hit by Xiaohei's illusion again.
However, there is nothing. Only the hot pain in the thighs is left.
Nima, it's been pinched for nothing.
He shamelessly rubbed his face on the tree for a while before slowly walking to the house. We also followed him in.
As soon as I entered the room, I shouted, "Xiaohei, Xiaohei. Look who I brought to you."
When I shouted, I saw a hairy head slowly drilled out in the middle of the room.
As soon as he saw the head, he immediately ran over excitedly, hugged the husky, and rubbed all his tears on Xiaohei's face.
While rubbing, he cried shamelessly and said, "Xiaohei, Xiaohei."
And Xiaohei, but he didn't look excited at all. Instead, he looked at the shameless doubtfully, and then stretched out his nose and sniffed on the shameless body. Later, I saw that Xiaohei's eyes changed and began to show fierce light.
How did things turn out like this? It should be that the two of them reunited and cried. Why can't Xiaohei turn against the master?
When I saw that something was wrong, I hurriedly shouted to old Cao, "No, Xiaohei doesn't recognize shameless."
At this time, old Cao also panicked. He knew that if Xiaohei thought we were lying to him and got a copycat version, we would be miserable.
"Quick, let it out?" I suddenly remembered. The reason why Xiaohei doesn't think he is shameless is that he is ashamed to use Zhang Dekai's body, and Zhang Dekai uses his sloppy body. Anyway, his shameless body is not suitable for himself.
It seems that the copycat is not as good as the original goods.
Before I finished sighing, old Cao started. He stepped out with an arrow and tore off the charm attached to his shameless chest. At this time, Xiaohei's mouth also arrived.
I saw old Cao's hand suddenly swallowed in Xiaohei's mouth. Then, old Cao's face showed a painful expression, revealing Bai Sensen's clenched teeth, and he suddenly pulled his hand back. Black blood flowed out of his hands.
At this time, Xiaohei has broken free from his shameless arms. It will stand upside down and sting its teeth at us.
The atmosphere immediately became tense again.
I felt a chill from my back. His feet also immediately posed to escape. Damn, isn't it the day in the liberated area today?
Because of the lack of shackles, he had no face to get out of Zhang Dekai's body. He looked at Xiaohei, who was staring at his feet and shouted gently, "Xiaohei, Xiaohei! It's me, Kang Weiguo!"
Xiaohei, who was showing fierce eyes to us, immediately looked up as soon as he heard the shameless voice. At this look, the fierce light faded from its eyes, and joy overflowed from its eyes.
Little Black stretched out his nose and sniffed on his shameless feet. Then, it circled around shamelessly a few times. And without face, he looked at Xiaohei around him with relief.
I saw that as Xiaohei turned around, its tail gradually shook up.
I wiped the cold sweat on my forehead. It seems that Xiaohei finally recognized that he was shameless. Things are finally developing in a good direction.
"Master! Are you back?!" Finally, Xiaohei threw himself on his shameless body excitedly and said. There is a long-awaited expectation in it, and there is no complaint.
He nodded shamelessly and stopped Xiaohei in his arms.
Xiao Hei sticks out his tongue and licks his shameless face. In its eyes, only Kang Weiguo, who often teases it and pats it affectionately, not the shameless one who doesn't want to look more.
Looking at their happy together, we all exited the door knowingly. Before going out, I also quietly closed the door. This moment should only belong to them.
Outside the hospital, I checked the injury of old Cao. I was relieved to see that his injury was not serious.
I walked to Uncle Cao and asked him, "Do you believe it now?"
Uncle Cao nodded and asked me again, "How did you find him?"
As soon as I was about to answer, I heard a voice: "Why is it him?"
I saw that it was Xiao Xue. When she appeared shamelessly, Xiao Xue was very surprised. However, in the room, she didn't ask me for a chance, so now she came up and asked me what was going on.
I told them about the cause and effect of the matter. From how Sa and I go to the underworld, and the shameless to point out that he is Kang Weiguo, to the reason why he can't leave my Zhang's small building, how can we bravely catch the thirty-six fierce ghosts? Of course, in addition to the part of Zhuge God Stick, I also polished my image a lot.
After listening to my story, Uncle Cao and Xiao Xue didn't talk.
At this time, I heard a shameless and anxious shout in the room: "Xiaohei, Xiaohei!"
When we heard that things had changed, our group immediately rushed in again.
In the middle of the room, Xiaohei lay quietly in his faceless arms. At this moment, its hair color is no longer shiny, but a little dull.
Xiaohei, in his shameless arms, looked at the shameless with a gentle look: "Master, do you know? In fact, I just gathered the dog spirit because I miss you. When I see you again, I will miss you anymore. There is no need for me to exist anymore!"
When Xiaohei finished saying this, he struggled to poke his head out of his shameless arms, looked at us who rushed in and said, "Thank you! Let me see my master again!"
After saying this, Xiaohei stopped moving in his shameless arms.
Maybe Xiaohei will never understand. We do this only because of interests. But like ordinary dogs, it only remembers our good, but completely forgets what we have done to it.
Xiaohei, in his shameless arms, disappeared little by little and disappeared into the air. First the tail, then the limbs, then the body...
Finally, Xiaohei disappeared into the air completely silently. There is only a lonely collar left...
He was shameless and didn't say a word from beginning to end, but just gently and mechanically stroked Xiaohei over and over again...
Finally, he looked at the collar on the ground with a gray face, his lips trembling, but he couldn't speak.
My heart is like something stuck in it. It's rising and full, and my voice is also stuck by something.
Finally, I turned my head and said to Uncle Cao, "Uncle Cao, do I have a request?"
Uncle Cao looked at me puzzledly.
"I want to build a righteous dog grave for Xiaohei?" I asked Uncle Cao and stamped his foot, "Is it here?"
Uncle Cao nodded, and there was a trace of light in his eyes.
Didn't you say you would pay my labor fee? I don't want it. Just build a righteous dog tomb for little black. I continue to suggest.
This time, my proposal was rarely opposed by Miao Ruyun and others.
Uncle Cao nodded...