Chapter 142 Small Building Listening to the Rain 3

If the two love last for a long time, how can they be in that window paper? - Zhang Deshuai's Quotation

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

When Uncle Yuanji finished calling Zhuge Shenbang, I quickly asked Uncle Yuanshi what was going on. Why did Xiaolou Tingyu suddenly appear in my house? Why is she still a woman?

Uncle Yuanji did not answer, but looked at the old man Cao sitting next to him.

Old Cao just said it.

It turned out that when Old Cao was at work today, a guy came to Old Cao's stall and asked Old Cao to help her figure out. That guy was Xiaolou listening to the rain. Of course, at that time, old Cao didn't know that she was Xiaolou listening to the rain, let alone that she was a woman.

As a result, wait for old Cao to finish the gossip. When Xiaolou heard the rain, he immediately shouted that old man Cao was a charlatan, and his fortune-telling didn't work at all. This shout made old Cao's face a little unbearable.

Although Old Cao's fortune-telling is the same thing. There are not many Book of Changes, gossips and constellations as the theoretical basis, old Cao's fortune-telling has his own way. For example, the Siemens refrigerator, you don't have two brushes. Can you push the Siemens refrigerator from a dream?

So, when the small building heard the shouting of the rain, old Cao's face was a little hung up. Old Cao's face sank and asked Xiaolou Tingyu coldly, "What do you think I'm not good at gossiping? How do you know that my fortunes don't work?"

Xiaolou sneered when he heard the rain and said, "Do you understand that the plum blossoms are easy to count?"

As soon as Mr. Cao heard this, he thought that he had met a powerful guy who came to kick the hall, so he hurriedly smiled and said, "I'm studying it now. But my uncle knows those very well?"

"I know a person who has a good research on these. He is Uncle Ji. I don't know if you can help me find him. If you can find him, I'll give you this number? Xiaolou Tingyu stretched out a finger to the old man Cao and shook it in front of the old man Cao.

"One thousand?!" Old Cao's eyes kept shaking with Xiaolou's fingers listening to the rain. In front of those red banknotes, Old Cao completely forgot why Xiaolou Tingyu proposed a dead uncle to him.

The next story is the story I saw. In fact, when Miao Ruyun and I came back, Xiaolou listened to the rain not long ago.

After listening to Old Cao's words, we immediately reacted. That's why Xiaolou heard Yu say it was a home visit, which was actually a signal to us that he already knew the truth of the matter.

After listening to the rain in the small building, we were all uneasy and sighed from time to time. Because now we are the saddest group of people, although Xiaolou heard the rain this time, it is obviously purposeful. However, we don't know what his purpose is; we don't know whether he is an enemy or a friend.

Not long after, I saw Zhuge Shenstick's obviously worried face appear at the door. When we told Zhuge Shenbang what had happened, we saw Zhuge Shenbang sitting on the sofa and silent.

After a while, Zhuge Shenbang asked us with determination, "What do you want to do?"

"What?" We can't help but be surprised by the problem of Zhuge Shenbang. Originally, we came to Zhuge God Stick to discuss countermeasures, but now you ask us first, where does this start?

Looking at our reaction, Zhuge Shenbang stabilized first. He crossed his legs on the sofa and lit another cigarette. After Zhuge Shenstick spit out the smoke ring, he asked us, "I'm asking you what you want to do?"

I shook my head first. I don't know what to do now. Because now, whether it is Zhuge Shengu or Xiaolou listening to the rain, it is not what we can deal with. In fact, we are not afraid of them. What we are afraid of is the chairs behind them.

Seeing that we didn't respond, Zhuge Shenbang laughed. He continued, "Do you want to save your life?"

I nodded quickly. If I were really not afraid of death, I would have carried a basketball across the Pacific Ocean to the vicious capitalist society to be oppressed.

Zhuge Shengu said slowly, "I didn't expect Xiaolou to act so fast when he heard the rain? By the way, what do you have through this time?

"Women can't mess with, especially a woman who comes to her period. The enemy may also give you a chance to surrender, and the woman who comes to your period will destroy the whole earth. I replied in a hurry.

"Well said!" Zhuge God Stick stretched out his finger at me. However, he quickly reacted, "How do you know that Xiaolou Tingyu is a woman?"

When Zhuge Shengu asked this question, I immediately remembered the scene when Xiaolou listened to the rain and wanted to take off his clothes to prove us.

After I told him about this, Zhuge Shenbang asked again, "How did you know that she came to her period?"

"Because I saw a sanitary napkin that I had never seen before in the toilet. Miao Ruyun uses Sophie, Jiang Yingyu uses Shubao, and the sanitary napkin is neither Sophie nor Shubao, so there is only one possibility, that is, the small building listens to the rain!" I am proud of my Sherlock Holmes-like meticulous logical thinking.

"Are you disgusting!" Jiang Yingyu punched me on the side.

At this time, Uncle Yuanshi couldn't help but be moved on the side. He gave me a thumbs and praised, "Handsome, you really deserve to be my favorite disciple. The observation ability is so strong, I'm optimistic about you?"

"Actually, do I have any other evidence?" As soon as I was happy, I got carried away.

"What evidence?" Zhang Dekai asked quickly.

"According to the sanitary napkins in the toilet, these days are not the menstrual time of Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu." I told it out.

This time, Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu are a little unhappy. They are coming to hit me. While avoiding, I taught Zhang Dekai my last love theory.

That is, if you want to really love a woman, help her play the toilet. Because the ancients were writing "Looking up at the bright moon and bowing the toilet." "Sudon looking back, the man was there, brushing the toilet in the toilet." "Luoyang's relatives and friends asked each other, saying that I was brushing the toilet." "Once the sea was difficult to water, but the man still brushed the toilet." Remember that the sexiest time for men is to brush the toilet. Our slogan is: If you love her, help her brush the toilet.

Only by brushing the toilet can I fully grasp the menstrual period of Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu. In this way, when they come to their period, they can adopt the strategy of "the enemy enters to brush the toilet, the enemy retreats to brush the toilet, the enemy is tired to brush the toilet, and the enemy stays to brush the toilet". Because when a man brushes the toilet, a woman will never go to the toilet.

This is the philosophy of love. Because brushing the toilet can not help but show the hard-working side of men and accurately grasp the physiological cycle of women. Look, in those romantic films, women's favorite is the plumber, and there is an inseparable relationship between the plumber and the toilet. So, for the losers who don't know how to get close to the goddess, you should ask her when you meet her, "I want to wash the toilet for you?" It's far away again, 555)

In our fight, Zhuge Shenbang seems to be very worried. He smoked in a muffle and ignored our frolics. Seeing the appearance of Zhuge Shenbang, we all calmed down quickly.

Zhuge Shengu waited for us to calm down before saying seriously, "Now do you know why I'm afraid of Xiaolou to listen to the rain?"

I looked at the blue arm that had just been twisted by Jiang Yingyu and nodded. A woman is a tiger, which has nothing to do with her period.

"Now, do you have a way?" Zhuge God Stick pressed his eyes and buttocks into the ashtray.

"You said!" Uncle Yuanshi said anxiously on the side.

"That's why you make the choice, whether to join the side or the side of the small building listening to the rain?" Zhuge God Stick glanced all over us and asked.

We have no sound when Zhuge Shenbang asked this question. To be honest, if we can, we definitely don't want to join. Because no matter which side, we can't afford to provoke it.

"Can we not join?" Jiang Yingyu asked in a low voice on the side.

Zhuge Shenbang shook his head firmly before saying slowly, "Maybe it was possible before, but now it won't work!"

"Why?" Jiang Yingyu hurriedly asked.

"Because Xiaolou Tingyu also participated in it. As you know, women hate women, especially a woman who is more beautiful than themselves. Zhuge God Stick said lightly.

Listening to Zhuge Shenbang's explanation, I wondered: What kind of explanation is this?

But Jiang Yingyu suddenly nodded.

Now I understand that Zhuge Shenbang has studied women. Because many times, if you tell a woman something, she will definitely not understand. That's why Confucius said, "Only women and villains are difficult to raise", but if you talk about women and women, no matter how bloody you explain, no matter how difficult it is. But women will understand immediately.

"I'll give you the time to consider, but it's fast?" Zhuge Shenbang urged.

"Why?" I can't help asking.

Because I want to go to the toilet. I want to solve the problem before going to the bathroom. Zhuge Shenbang said a little embarrassedly.

I pointed to the toilet door over there, and Zhuge God Stick immediately ran to the toilet. Look, no matter how good your work is, you can't resist these three emergencies.

As soon as Zhuge God Stick, we began to discuss. The discussion is about which side to join, but there is still no result. Because we don't want to offend both sides.

Before we could discuss the result, Zhuge Shenbang came out of the toilet with satisfaction. He looked at us and asked, "Have you made up your mind?"

"How many questions do I want to ask first?" The oldest of us asked.

"You ask! As long as I can answer, I will answer truthfully. Zhuge God Stick nodded with a smile.

"First of all, can we not join!" Uncle Yuanshi asked seriously.

Zhuge Shenbang shook his head without hesitation.

"Which side of the small building listening to the rain?" Uncle Yuanshi asked again.

Then, Zhuge Shenbang jumped out of a name from his mouth without any hesitation. The name surprised me.

"Didn't he stop doing it?" Jiang Yingyu exclaimed.

Zhuge Shenbang smiled and didn't say anything.

I seem to understand something. It turns out that there are many things that are not as simple as they seem. Just like this matter, there are all kinds of relationships hidden in it. Perhaps, even what we see now is only the tip of the iceberg.

"Who else do you think he is now?" I asked indifferently.

Zhuge Shenbang then said a few names. Although it was similar to what I thought, I was still surprised. I didn't expect that Xiaolou would have so much strength behind the rain.

After Zhuge Shenstick finished speaking, he looked at us. This time, he smiled and asked us seriously, "This time, I said it as a friend of Uncle Yuanji. This time, it's not a family. I want you to think clearly which side you want to join?"

"I've figured it out." Miao Ruyun said loudly.

Zhuge Shenbang took a look at Miao Ruyun.

"I'll join you!" Miao Ruyun replied immediately.

"Why did you join me?" Zhuge God asked.

"Because I don't like small buildings to listen to the rain!" Miao Ruyun answered without hesitation.

"This reason is too ridiculous!" After listening to Miao Ruyun's reason, I couldn't help but be stunned. Women are really not reasonable.

"I don't like her hair, which looks like rural non-mainstream hair. I don't like her face, just like being splashed with sulfuric acid. What's more hateful is that she doesn't wear makeup yet. Finally, I don't like her name. Miao Ruyun said a lot of reasons in one breath.

Jiang Yingyu couldn't help looking at Miao Ruyun on the side. She had never seen Xiaolou listening to the rain. Therefore, she has no impression of the small building listening to the rain. When Miao Ruyun finished describing her in women's language, Jiang Yingyu immediately said that she would join the side of Zhuge God Stick. The reason is the same as Miao Ruyun's. They all don't like small buildings to listen to the rain.

After listening to their same reasons, I sighed in my heart: Xiaolou listens to the rain, you can take care of yourself. Look at you, how unsaccommable. The diary is a spoof, and the small building in reality will never be so unobeded.)

Although Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu have made it clear that they joined Zhuge Shenbang because they don't like Xiaolou to listen to the rain. But we men did not take a stand. Therefore, Zhuge God Stick is still waiting. Waiting for our statement.

"I want to ask about that magic weapon?" Uncle Yuanshi said again.

Zhuge Shenbang shook his head first and then said, "I've told you everything I can tell you. Will I tell you the rest of the information after you make a statement?

"Does that mean that as long as we say we won't join you, you won't tell us?" Old Cao is also smart.

"Congratulations, that's right!" Zhuge Shenbang said with a smile.

"I'll join your side. Can you let me chase my wife?" Zhang Dekai, who has not spoken much, asked.

Zhang Dekai's question made Zhuge Shenstick unclear. After Zhang Dekai told Zhuge Shenbang about his situation, Zhuge Shenbang replied, "This country can't help you. It's not like the past. Marriage still needs organizational approval.

When Zhang Dekai heard Zhuge Shenstick say this, his head immediately fell down.

"We will join you!" In the end, Uncle Yuanshi made up his mind.

"Uncle, why?" I hurriedly asked Uncle Yuanji.

"Because I am a member of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference." Uncle Yuanji looked at it and said another bullshit.

However, although I am not very reluctant, Uncle Yuan's statement also represents our statement.

When Zhuge Shenbang saw this situation, he couldn't help but feel good. He laughed first, and then said to us, "You know, this is your voluntary choice?"

"Can I quit?" I asked quickly, "Since it's voluntary?"

Zhuge Shenbang shook his head firmly.

Nima, you also said that we volunteered. Then I put a pile of dung in front of you and asked if you would like to eat one bowl or two bowls. In the end, you said that it was voluntary.

Zhuge Shenbang, who was in a good mood, began to say: "Welcome, we will be comrades from today!"

"Don't!" I was busy stopping it.

"Why?" Zhuge Shenbang couldn't help looking at me suspiciously.

"My sexual orientation is very normal!" I replied loudly.