Chapter 182 The Law of the Yellow Emperor 1
(Finally, I remembered that I should change the title of the chapter. Anyway, we can't write more than 100 chapters in the name of a chapter, don't you think so? So, changing a new chapter title, just like changing a hairstyle, will always make you feel better. No more nonsense, let's get to the point.)
Think of a line: You/cant't/fuck/your/way/out/of/everything. Not everything can be fucked. Excerpt from Weibo) - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations
Sun, August 14, 2011
Although the thing only flashed away in the opening of the mouth of the Xuanwu turtle, the bright light made me feel that the Xuanwu turtle was a little strange...
Is it Neidan again? I couldn't help looking back at the rosefinch bat still lying on the ground. What Misheng just said suddenly flashed in his mind to strengthen his body and finally strengthen his yang. Thinking of Misheng's words, something seems to be alive in my heart. We have a good name for this thing - desire.
However, looking at the heavy body of the Xuanwu turtle, I had to give up this unrealistic idea. But the more I think so, the more unwilling I am. I always feel that it is something that should belong to me, but now it is gone. It makes me feel like I have suffered a lot of losses. Under this unwilling trend, I decided to take risks.
Men should "b" when it's time to "b", oh, no, it should be "b" when it's time to "b" This is really a word difference, elegant and vulgar.
I patted the forehead of the Xuanwu turtle again to show my friendliness. And the Xuanwu turtle also cooperated with its head rubbing against my face. Its rubbing brings me a sticky feeling, which is extremely disgusting.
But now, driven by the uncontrollable desire in my heart. I had to endure the infinite disgust of Xuanwu turtle, which brought me. This feeling is really unpleasant, just like looking up and sneezing. Although my mouth is happy, my face is not happy.
While enduring the almost disgusting nausea, I kept thinking about how to make the Xuanwu turtle obediently spit out Neidan to me. If it's hard, I guess I can be forced by Xuanwu; I can only rely on wisdom, not only the big Xuanwu turtle. Aren't dinosaurs still extinct?
I had an idea and remembered the most commonly used trick in TV commercials. A beautiful woman was walking into the mall, and then suddenly a person jumped out, either wearing a white coat or saying that she was an expert. Then use a piece of something that you don't know whether it's a test paper or something, and press it on the beautiful woman's teeth, or press it on her hair. Then shout in an exaggerated tone: Look, your teeth are not clean. Otherwise, you have dandruff.
The next step is to introduce our products to you, and the beautiful woman still makes a nod on the side. As soon as the camera switched, the beautiful woman happened to enter the mall, the expert who happened to wear a white coat, the test paper happened to reach into the beautiful woman's mouth, and the expression that the beautiful woman just enjoyed.
In this way, it is an advertisement with little common sense, but it is very happy on TV. Let me see it and I can't wait to go up and smoke them "peach blossoms everywhere". Try to do this in reality. Among other things, even if she meets the guy Muhong and doesn't throw your skulls out of the bag, she didn't eat today. It's far away again, far away again.
And the moves I need to use now are exactly the same as the second-fashioned advertising bridge. I rubbed my face on the forehead of the Xuanwu turtle to better get closer to me and the Xuanwu turtle. As a result, of course, I rubbed another sticky face.
When I felt that the front (harmony) play between me and the Xuanwu Big Turtle was almost paved, I said to it in a sincere tone that I really wanted to help the Xuanwu Big Turtle: "Have you brushed your teeth today?"
When the Xuanwu turtle heard my question, it didn't move. I guess with its IQ, it can't understand what brushing is at all.
Taking advantage of the stunned opportunity of the Xuanwu turtle, I immediately instilled a good habit of personal hygiene in the Xuanwu turtle. Tell it to brush your teeth frequently so that you won't have bad breath. Even if you meet the opposite sex, you can still open your mouth and let them smell the faint fragrance on your mouth.
The Xuanwu turtle was obviously fooled by my theory. However, it quickly reacted and nodded to me. My eyes began to get wet. I guess this is the first time it has heard that someone cares about it like this.
When I saw that the Xuanwu turtle was gradually entering the play, I asked the Xuanwu turtle with concern: "Do you have a girlfriend? Have you ever thought about kissing?
Although the Xuanwu turtle can't speak, it may have been with people for a long time and can still roughly understand the meaning of my words. When it heard me ask that, it shook its head again.
"Do you know why you don't have a girlfriend?" I immediately asked and introduced the Xuanwu turtle into my trap step by step.
The Xuanwu turtle shook its head again. That is, with its IQ, you can't guess why it doesn't have a girlfriend.
"Do you have WeChat? Do you have a stranger?" I blurted out, "That's a horse fishing artifact. Now even foreign male losers know this. After saying this, I found that I had divied the topic. How can this Xuanwu know such a high-tech thing?
Sure enough, there was amang in the eyes of the Xuanwu turtle. It must be the first time to hear these things.
I was busy pulling the topic back. What's the WeChat now? What I'm focusing on now is the inner elixir in the mouth of the Xuanwu turtle. The rest has nothing to do with me. Anyway, there is Misheng behind me to support me. Judging from Misheng's reaction, he still likes me very much. As long as I don't do anything extraordinary, I guess he will be reluctant to punish me if I eat one or two Neidan. But the Xuanwu turtle can only admit its own bad luck.
I was busy in the eyes of the Xuanwu turtle. Because I listened to Uncle Yuanshi's explanation just now, Xuanwu's ears were hidden in the folds of his eyes. I'm just leaning over Xuanwu's ear and whispering to Xuanwu, "You know, women like some clean men."
As soon as I said the words, the Xuanwu turtle immediately nodded. It now probably thinks that I am a love textbook. I don't know at all that I'm so kind just to get the elixir in its mouth.
I patted the head of the Xuanwu turtle again a few times and let it come to my ears. When the Xuanwu turtle brought the huge turtle (harmonious) head again, I began to teach him the love scripture: "You know, if a man is clean, you need to cut his nails short first. Otherwise, it can affect a happy life. Come on, stick out your feet and let me see your nails."
The reason why I want to say this is to leave a good impression on the Xuanwu turtle. If I come up, I will say to the Xuanwu turtle and open my mouth to say "ah-". It must be a little suspicious that I actually have a purpose.
And if I do this, it will make a good impression on the Xuanwu turtle. I feel that I did this just out of a kind of humanistic care, which made it relax my vigilance. Only in this way can I better implement my plan and get the inner elixir I dreamed of.
The Xuanwu turtle didn't know my intention at all, so under my instructions, it slowly stretched out its limbs from the turtle shell. I pretended to lean down and checked...
When Old Cao saw me checking the limbs of the Xuanwu turtle, he asked doubtfully, "What is the handsome man doing? When did he change his job as a veterinarian?
They don't know anything about my behavior. Who would have thought that my real purpose was the inner elixir in the mouth of the Xuanwu turtle. Therefore, Uncle Yuanji also shook his head, and finally he said helplessly, "Isn't the handsome man learning from Lei Feng?"
"It's not here to learn from Lei Fengyue. What's the use of learning from Lei Feng?" Uncle Yuanshi's explanation can't convince the public at all. Xiaolou couldn't help but be puzzled when he heard the rain.
"Just look closely!" The bad guy, Gong Zijue, wanted to show himself in front of the small building listening to the rain, so he walked towards me.
The bad guy was going to come to me, but it made me sweat coldly. If he comes here, my action plan can only be changed. Gong Zijue, a guy who likes massage, often struggles on the front line at night. If he sees the inner elixir of the Xuanwu turtle, he must try his best to grab it. I don't have the confidence to safely swallow the inner elixir of the Xuanwu turtle under the coercion of Gong Zi Jue.
When I tried my best to think of a way to stop the boy Jue from approaching me, I heard a heavenly voice: "I think it's okay. The handsome man must have wanted to check Xuanwu's injury. Just now, Xuanwu must have been injured under the blow of Zhuge God Stick.
This sound is made by Miao Ruyun. When I heard Miao Ruyun say such words at this time, my heart suddenly felt grateful. Miao Ruyun, for the sake of your repeated rescue in times of crisis, I have decided to hand over my most precious virginity to you.
When Gong Zi Jue heard Miao Ruyun's words, he not stopped, but accelerated his pace of progress. I heard him come to me and say, "The benevolent are the road of Confucianism. How can I abolish it?"
I couldn't help panicking when I heard Gong Zi Jue's approaching footsteps. Now, I don't know what I can do to stop the prince Jue from getting close.
At this time, I didn't expect anyone to help me out. I would never have thought of this person's death - Xiaolou listened to the rain.
I heard Xiaolou shout from Yu, "Brother Jue, my shoulder hurts!"
When Gongzi Jue heard Xiaolou hear Yu say this, his footsteps stopped first. Then he heard the prince say, "Prepare me to rub it?"
I was shocked by the words of Mr. Jue. Prince Jue, Prince Jue, although Xiaolou Tingyu looks sorry for the motherland and the people, at least she also bleeds every month. At this time, you can say such a thing. Even I know that this is pretending to be pitiful. Almost every woman can use this trick. Do you know that at this time, you should show your superb technique and gently rub (harmoniously) a few times on the shoulders of the small building listening to the rain. Then, Xiaolou will slowly lean her head against your arms when he hears the rain...
Gunzi Jue, you still don't take action. Don't say a few semi-ancient words by yourself, just feel that you are an ancient person. You should go there immediately and let the small building listen to the rain and feel your heartbeat. Hurry up. I kept urging the prince Jue in my heart.
But Gong Zi Jue couldn't hear my psychological narration at all. He still squeezed his neck and asked Xiaolou to listen to the rain, "Do you want me to rub it?"
"Forget it, it's all right." The small building replied coldly to the rain.
As soon as I heard Xiaolou's answer to the rain, I knew that Gong Zijue had no chance this time. Gongzi Jue, it's not that I'm talking about you. No matter how much you study the essence of love in the massage parlor, it's not love, but Love Trading. You should still come out to see what love is.
The bad guy Jue couldn't hear the meaning of Xiaolou's words, so he asked doubtfully, "You get better!"
At this time, I couldn't help throwing down the claws of the Xuanwu turtle in my hand. Together, I pointed to the prince Jue and scolded, "Massage jade, what else do you think you can do besides massage?"
"Cake!" The prince replied calmly.
"Do you know that Xiaolou's love for listening to the rain is 'the endless flooding of the Yellow River**'?" Listening to such completely puzzled words, I was so angry that I wanted to twitch. If such a person can still find a wife, it's true that God has cataracts and astigmatism.
When Gong Zi Jue heard me say that, he was stunned. When Xiaolou heard what I said, her face rarely turned red.
The prince was stunned for a while before asking me carefully, "Xiaolou listens to the rain, does he not love you?"
"I am the perfect time in the past, and you are the perfect couple." I pointed to the prince Jue and said loudly, "Look at you two. It's a good match to stand together. You are Xiaolou who listened to the rain and came to your eyebrows, and she spit on you..."
" Raise your eyebrows and help each other!" Prince Jue corrected me.
"Isn't it a while? It's almost the same." I didn't expect the prince Jue to correct me at this time.
"No, no." The prince Jue began to shake his head again.
"You're not a big head." This time, I was angry, "Is it important to be a wife or an idiom?"
"Aw if you don't hear the morning, it's enough to die in the evening." The prince Jue began to shake his head again.
Looking at the bad guy's face, I was so angry that I didn't know what to say. This guy is a typical old winter. In the face of such a person, I can only silently grieve for Xiaolou to listen to the rain. Finally, I jumped up and said to the prince Jue, "Do you want to learn from the friendship between Marx and Engels?"
"What's the matter?" Prince Jue couldn't help but be surprised.
"Do you know why Engels supports Marx? Why did Engels always miss Marx until later? I asked Gongzi Jue repeatedly.
The prince shook his head blankly, that is, he could know something in the classics. As soon as he goes abroad, he is blind.
Marx and Engels had a good relationship before. At that time, Engels often helped Marx. Didn't Marx go to the British Museum every day? Doesn't he have to sit for a long time? Since he got hemorrhoids, the relationship between Marx and Engels is not as good as before. I explained to the prince Jue.
And the prince Jue didn't understand my explanation for a moment, and he was still asking me, "Why? Strange? What a strange thing!"
Uncle Yuanji and Old Cao immediately understood my words. I heard old Cao say to me, "Handsome, are you too ridiculous? You can pull it out here!"
Uncle Yuanshi also frowned and persuaded me, "It's better to say less. Talking too much is not good for your diary.
"That's it, that's it." When Old Cao heard that Uncle Yuanshi began to outline again, he quickly echoed, "We still need to have three values. Aren't you afraid to drink tea?
"I like to drink coffee, or Nestle." I replied immediately.
"Where can I find milk tea for coffee? The milk tea has gone to Tsinghua, but my knee is a little hurt. Old Cao finally said, and his face dimmed.
When I heard what old Cao said, I was moved. It turned out that the milk tea sister had also grown up. I hurriedly comforted old Cao, "A milk tea sister fell down, and tens of thousands of betel nut Xi Shi stood up?"
When Mr. Jue heard me say that, he also came up and joined our discussion. He said loudly, "Even if Huanxi watches Xi Shi, it's cool to massage. Just a few red notes to be the emperor at night.
"You climb!" I didn't expect that the bad guy Jue would come up with such a hot topic as soon as he came up.
Uncle Yuanji also sneered at Gong Zijue's words. He was stunned and said to Gong Zijue, "You forget it. Everyone in the melon shed knows that you and us are not the same person.
As soon as Uncle Yuanji's words came out, the bad guy, the prince Jue, did not calm down. He said angrily, "What, what? But it's Mu Hongdi girl. These two, with Muhong as the difference, are even more confused and call me massage jade. Therefore, the melon shed is well known.
"Have you ever had a massage?" Old Cao asked knowingly.
Gongzi Jue's face turned red and stopped talking.
At this time, when Xiaolou heard that the rain saw us watching Gongzi Jue, she stood up, sandwiched in the middle of us, and said angrily, "You are endless. When no one is young and impulsive, it is just some problems in life style. As long as the barrel of the gun is in hand, what's the point of wasting some son's bullets?
When Xiao Lou heard such tough words as rain, I suddenly felt that women all over the world were ashamed. If a woman is so profound and righteous, why worry about social disharmony?
And the prince Jue, who had been asked by us to lower his head, heard Xiaolou hear Yu say such profound and righteous words. He couldn't help looking at Xiaolou affectionately to listen to the rain and said emotionally, "Xiaolou, I regret listening to Mu Hong's words!"
I was stunned when I heard what the prince Jue said. What's going on? Why did a haunting wooden red jump out all of a sudden? Do you know that it is your haunting every day that makes my current diary become?
Xiao Lou Tingyu once again ignored my psychological narration. She also looked up at Gong Zi Jue's affectionate eyes and said loudly, "Actually, is it meaningful for Mu Hong to make me like this?"
"What does it mean?" The prince Jue couldn't help but wonder.
"She uses me to touch your wandering heart. You know, men are the wind and women are walls. Only when the wind meets the wall can it stop, and the wall will be stronger when it meets the wind. Xiaolou whispered to the rain.
The prince Jue couldn't help nodding. After a while, he asked carefully, "Mu Hongqi is kind-hearted?"
Xiaolou's eyes were full of tears and said to the prince Jue, "Even if you are an emperor at night in the massage parlor, aren't you alone when you wake up tomorrow? Therefore, Mu Hong arranged for me to love you.
When Xiaolou heard Yu's sincere words, I almost spit it out. Muhong and Muhong, you can't arrange a better one for the prince Jue. If you don't take a look, the small building heard that the rain has grown like this. You don't know that women are not easy to destroy three generations. Aren't you ruining the prince?
Miao Ruyun couldn't help shouting at us when they heard the noise on our side, "You are almost done!"
"What's wrong?" We were shocked by this shout to Miao Ruyun. I don't know how such a touching scene can make Miao Ruyun sick.
"Do you think your diary is becoming more and more like a cartoon?" Miao Ruyun looked at me tightly and asked.
I shook my head and couldn't remember. I like to watch island romance movies. Although there are also cartoons in romance movies, those don't match my diary.
"Do you think your diary is becoming more and more like Gintama?" Miao Ruyun said to me loudly.
"Cut!" Xiaolou shook his head at the rain and said loudly to Miao Ruyun, "Don't spoil Gintama. Gintama is such a beautiful cartoon, and you can match this diary with it. Is there any comparison here?"
"I mean your complaints. Look, your complaints are getting less and less limitless. Miao Ruyun thought for a moment before saying.
Hearing Miao Ruyun's words, Cao also nodded. He whispered, "Other than that, we are getting more and more unscrupulous."
Looking at the old man Cao, who never knew what the lower limit was, I doubted whether he said it or not. However, I also think this diary is getting more and more biased. I can't tell when it was wrong. It's really a headache here.
Miao Ruyun is still saying relentlessly, "Look, you are all about to become professional complain like the new eight mulberry in Gintama."
Miao Ruyun's words made me wake up like a dream. Just now, I just talked to them about the bad guy, and I forgot the most urgent thing now. I quickly bent down and ignored the topic discussed by Uncle Yuanji and Old Cao. Instead, he focused on how to put the Xuanwu turtle on a cover so that I could take out the elixir in his mouth. This is the most urgent task in front of me.
The Xuanwu turtle still crawled on the ground peacefully. Although we just complained for a long time, it still did not move. Like a woman raised by a will, welcoming my arrival.
I grabbed the claws that had just been thrown away in my hand again. After pretending to look at it for a while, I came back to the turtle (harmonious) head of the Xuanwu turtle. I whispered to the Xuanwu turtle, "Overall, your claws are okay. Next, let's look at the face. You know, China is the most face-conscious thing. Our face is still no longer a face..."
At this point, I'm stuck. I don't know what to say next. This face is not a face, so what should it be? You can't say that the face is an ass, can you? I don't believe it if it goes on like this.
I paused, organized the words again, and then continued to say, "This face, it's not a face. Guess what it is?"
The Xuanwu turtle is stunned by what I said now. It is sure that it can't answer this question.
Looking at the doubtful eyes of the Xuanwu turtle, I continued, "This face is the proof, the life of a man. Look, when men look at women, there are a lot of places to see. And women look at men in just a few places. Among them, the face comes first. Are you right?"
The Xuanwu turtle is completely confused now. It listened to my question and neither shook its head to deny it nor nodded for sure. Just like when I listened to physics, physics was unreasonable and sounded like fog, which made people powerless.
I saw that the Xuanwu turtle is now basically in a chaotic state, so I quickly instilled in it: "A man's face is to knock on the bricks of love. Although handsome can't swipe the card, he can ask a woman to swipe the card for you. And looking at you like this, you have nothing to do with handsomeness. We just need to be clean. Do you know what is clean? Speaking of this, I touched my face. My hands are covered with the sticky **, which makes me extremely nauseous.
I suppressed this nausea, and then said to the Xuanwu turtle, "Clean means to wash your face frequently. Think about it, can you just wash your face? You still need to brush your teeth, don't you?
It was only then that I led the topic to my real purpose this time. Therefore, it is really troublesome to be a smart person. The smarter the guy is, the more troublesome it is, because smart people like to design a set of very complicated things for you, and in this set of very complex things, it naturally seems that they don't mean to mention small things. And this little thing is their real purpose.
I seem to mention it casually. And this mention is my real purpose this time. Therefore, I seemed to be casual, but I was still a little nervous in my heart, so I looked closely at the Xuanwu turtle and how it would react.
And the Xuanwu turtle has long been confused by my set of theories just like physics. Therefore, it is now at a loss and can't figure it out at all.
Looking at the blank face of the Xuanwu turtle, I know that my nervousness just now is really superfluous. However, I also feel sad that I have just used my intelligence on such a stupid guy. If I had known, I would have gone straight into the Xuanwu turtle, and why did I waste so many tongues?
However, I can only bear to continue to teach the Xuanwu turtle: "Tooths are the best weapon that can confuse opponents. Remember, men and women are a war. Men are the attackers and women are defenders. Of course, love has nothing to do with gender these days. Whoever attacks is Lang, and whoever receives will be the mother. Do you understand?"
The Xuanwu turtle is even more confused about my view of love with a very contemporary view. This time, its body is about to stiffen.
"Forget it, forget it. You don't understand what I'm telling you." I continued to say patiently, "Let's follow the most traditional love. Men are the attacking side and women are the defending side. This makes it much more clear, don't you think?" Speaking of this, I took a look at the Xuanwu turtle for nothing. It is now the same as what I listened to in quantum mechanics. Everything in front of me will appear, but it won't be in class.
"Every time a man takes a step forward, a woman takes a step back. Let's call it chasing this process. This means chasing, that is to say, men should take advantage of the victory to pursue. And a man's weapon is his teeth. Of course, I didn't mean to ask you to bite your wife. If you really go up and bite, you will be lonely all your life. Come on, open your mouth and let me see your man's weapon. I induced the Xuanwu turtle.
Everything seems so relaxed and natural that I can't help but be intoxicated. Everything is being completed step by step according to my plan, and the rest is the Xuanwu turtle who has been fooled into the clouds and obediently opened its mouth. I unconsciously took out the inner elixir in its mouth. Then, I fooled it again and waited until it completely fainted. I will retreat safely again. At that time, the whole plan will be complete.
And now, it is the most critical step in the whole plan. All the efforts made before are to pave the way for this step. My heart has been raised.
The Xuanwu turtle did not open its mouth. This made me immediately feel frustrated. Unexpectedly, when a smart person meets a stupid Meng Ye, it really costs both motor and electricity. ( Meng Ye, a native of the Eastern Han Dynasty, is very fat. Once again, the emperor joked about how fat he was. Meng Ye replied, "Emperor, if you want to be a minister, just call it. However, what I dare to guarantee is that although I have a thousand pounds of meat, I have no wisdom."
However, since it has come to this point, how can I give up easily? Once again, I whispered to the Xuanwu turtle, "Come on, open your mouth. Let me see your man's weapon?"
And the Xuanwu turtle is still at a loss. This adds a lot of frustration to me.
Finally, I had to demonstrate to the Xuanwu turtle: "Come on, look at me like this, open my mouth, ah-"
This time, the Xuanwu big turtle obediently succed. It slowly opens its mouth...
I was happy when I saw the Xuanwu turtle slowly opening its mouth. No matter how stupid you are, you didn't eat my foot washing water in the end.
Wait for the Xuanwu turtle to open its mouth, and an indescribable smell immediately came to his face. However, this Xuanwu turtle certainly does not brush his teeth every day.
I couldn't help pinching my nose. The smell is really full of flavors, which makes me unpreventable. But I still endured the nausea in my heart and leaned down to check the mouth of the Xuanwu turtle...
I leaned over to check the mouth of the Xuanwu turtle, and the guys who were discussing behind me stopped. They all looked at me.
At this time, old Cao asked, "Handsome, he really doesn't want to be a Taoist priest. Is he going to change his profession to a veterinarian? Have I seen some movies about people and beasts on his computer? Old Cao never forgets to shake out my embitters in some places.
There was also a trace of doubt on Uncle's face. However, he finally said, "A Taoist priest who doesn't want to be a veterinarian is not a good civil servant!"
However, the bad guy has always been very suspicious of my strange behavior. He must also know that I am the kind of guy who can't afford to get up early. Although the bastard Jue's words are annoying, he still feels that things are wrong based on his understanding of me. Therefore, after a while, I heard the bad guy of the prince Jue say, "Nedan!"
As soon as the bad guy's words fell, he rushed to me. Under the reminder of the prince Jue, Uncle Yuanji and Xiaolou Tingyu also rushed to me.
As soon as I heard the mixed footsteps behind me, I shouted in my heart: Bitter! But now the arrow is on the string, and it is definitely impossible for me to withdraw.
As soon as I gritted my teeth, I put my hand into the mouth of the Xuanwu turtle and looked through it. Just now, I only saw a short and bright light, but because the time was too short, I was not sure where the light came from. However, the mouth of the Xuanwu turtle is so big that I believe I can find it soon.
This hand reached in, but it was not that thing at all. The first thing is the small and sharp teeth of the Xuanwu turtle. Although I know that the Xuanwu turtle is not wary of me now, every time my arm accidentally touches those teeth, it still makes my heart trembling. Unexpectedly, the Xuanwu turtle still eats meat.
The second thing is the saliva in the mouth of the Xuanwu turtle. This saliva is not only sticky but also very thick, which makes my heart sick. I always feel that there is a breath in my stomach that keeps turning over and rushing out...
I put up with all these things. For the coveted inner elixir, I suppressed all the fear and nausea in my heart and rummaged through the mouth of the Xuanwu turtle.
And at this moment, I heard the footsteps behind me getting closer and closer...
At this time, the Xuanwu turtle heard the approaching footsteps and couldn't help but be vigilant. It stared round its eyes like a cow bell and looked at the prince Jue and them...
I keep crying in my heart. I didn't expect that the bad guy could guess my mind at this critical moment. Although I kept crying in my heart, I still accelerated the movement of my hand...
Fortunately, this Xuanwu turtle has been fooled by me. Otherwise, it will definitely find that what I just said is to check its teeth, and now the place where the hand is stretched out and the teeth are all 108,000 miles.
My hand is sliding along a soft thing. This made the Xuanwu turtle feel a little uncomfortable. He took back the far-sighted gaze and looked at me.
At this glance, I almost lost my soul. This Xuanwu turtle will now close its upper and lower jaws in case it detects my true purpose. It is estimated that this will affect my business level in the future.
I had to stop my hand. Yes, it's true that people are not as good as God. Although I have completely fooled the Xuanwu turtle just now. Unexpectedly, in the most critical place, I missed the bad guy.
I sighed in my heart. This is really "God is going to die, Zhang Deshuai." When my hand was about to come out of the mouth of the Xuanwu turtle, I felt that my tail finger touched something...
This thing is round and hard. This gives me a burst of ecstasy. This is really "there is no blind man in the world who starves to death."
It's now, I will cross my heart and bite my teeth. Hurry up and grab the round thing with your hand. However, this thing is very different from Neidan...
I don't care, I made up my mind. It's already here, and it's too late to regret. Besides, I've been struggling for a long time just now, and now I'm giving up, isn't it "stealing chickens and rice"?
I grabbed that thing in my hand, pulled it violently, and pulled it out...
Immediately, a light flashed in front of my eyes. At the same time, the footsteps behind it also stopped...
Looking again, it turned out that I didn't hold a round inner elixir in my hand, but a sword handle. There is also a dagger on this hilt...
As soon as I held this dagger in my hand, I immediately felt the cold air on it. The hair all over the body couldn't help but stand up.
What kind of sword is this? I muttered in my heart. I don't know much about swords. I have heard of the names such as Yuchang Sword, Tai A Sword, and the historical Yuewang Sword. However, this dagger is different from those swords.
Because this sword is made of silver.
I looked at the sword in my hand, and then saw that the Xuanwu turtle had no intention of attacking me at all. I can't help but be curious, so I stroked a few times...
At this time, I heard old Cao shouting behind him, "Look, the handsome man is playing with a sword, and he is still playing a silver sword."
When I heard Mr. Cao's words, my heart thumped. Why does this thing sound so awkward?
At this time, Mi Sheng, who was discussing with Zhuge Shenbang, also took a look at me. When he saw the dagger dancing in my hand, he did not show any surprise, but nodded with a smile.
Seeing Misheng like this, I stopped my hand and asked, "What kind of sword is this?"
"Silver Sword!" Mi Sheng immediately replied.
When I heard Misheng's answer, I couldn't help muttering in my heart: What's wrong with the name, not the silver sword? This name can be written but can't be read, just like Jiannan in those TV series.
At this time, Mi Sheng was a leap and came to my side. Mi Sheng's sudden move shocked me. I don't know why he is so eager to come to me.
Is there any secret in this sword?
I held this short sword in my hand and couldn't help asking nervously, "What is this sword called?"
"There is no name." Mi Sheng looked at the sword in my hand with a smile and replied.
"No way. All famous swords have names. Zhuge God Stick also became puzzled.
Mi Sheng smiled and said another shocking news...
"This sword has a great history!"