Chapter 199 The Law of the Yellow Emperor 18

(When I recall the ancient road, I control the green dragon, and play in Yalong Bay. The smile on the painting should be pitiful, but it is said that the time is too fast.)

There are only two situations in which women are disgusted with women: she is better than you or you are better than her. So, don't want women to unite. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Sun, August 14, 2011

As soon as Mi Sheng said that Zhou Gong guaranteed Zhou Wuwang for a two-year period, I was a little confused. I couldn't help asking, "How do you know the two-year deadline?"

When Mi Sheng heard my question, he replied with a cunning smile on his face, "I made it up!"

I was deeply shocked by Mi Sheng's spirit of not being ashamed but proud. I thought Misheng would tell me a real history. You opened your mouth and said that this paragraph was my imagination. I made it up. How can I know whether you are telling me a story or a story?

Mi Sheng also seemed to have noticed our doubts. He quickly changed his words and said, "History needs some illusions."

Listening to Mi Sheng's unasumptuous words, I was contemptuous in my heart: If Dong Hu knows this, he must travel through time to slap you. You also need to fantasize that you think that every historian writes history like a novel like Sima Qian.

But Uncle Yuanshi nodded and agreed with Misheng's point of view. I heard Uncle Yuanji say, "It's reasonable! This history is like a woman. If you don't wear makeup, are you ashamed to come out to meet people?!"

"Why don't I wear makeup? I like plain face!" Xiaolou said dissatisfiedly at the rain.

I looked at the pit of the small building listening to the rain, the hole, the chain and the left-handed face that can make people lose weight, and I couldn't help sighing, "Xiaolou listening to the rain, you'd better not put on makeup. Some features can't be covered up by makeup. Under your compelling light, beauty can only bow down.

Xiaolou couldn't help but be happy when he heard my words. She thanked me and said, "Handsome, I didn't expect you to praise me so much. It's not my Yuyu. Maybe I'm really thinking about looking for you again?" After saying that, Xiaolou Tingyu still looked up at the bad guy of Gongzi Jue affectionately.

However, the bad guy of Gong Zijue was indifferent to Xiaolou's flirting and scolding.

Xiaolou was shocked when he heard the rain's statement. Looking at the bad guy and Xiaolou listening to the rain, I comforted in my heart: Fortunately, there is the bad guy who massage jade, otherwise, if I let Xiaolou listen to the rain, I guess I will always say "Shayanara" to happiness.

At this time, Mi Sheng said a thumbs-up and praised me, "Handsome, you are so shameless!"

Misheng's praise made me not very happy. I know that the reason why he praised me just now is that he clearly praised Xiaolou for listening to the rain, but in fact, most of them are harmful to people. And such a little trick is to deal with an IQ guy like Xiaolou Tingyu.

And after Misheng's praise, the bad guy, the prince Jue, reacted. He couldn't help saying angrily to me, "Handsome, why are you inferior to each other?"

I was shocked as soon as the bad guy's words came out. This massage jade has become more and more mastery of the virtual words of ancient Chinese, gradually increasing from a previous virtual word to five virtual words. Don't you like Audi instead of playing the Olympic Games?

And Xiaolou was still silent when he heard the rain, and he didn't recall it at all. She heard the bad guy say bad words to me and asked the prince Jue puzzledly, "What did the handsome man say just now? Are you like this to the handsome man?"

"The handsome man just scolded you with bad words. His heart is also scheme, and his words are vicious. The bad guy explained to Xiaolou Tingyu.

However, the bad guy, Gong Zi Jue, completely forgot Xiaolou's IQ. His empty statement just now made Xiaolou listen to the rain but still didn't react. Xiaolou couldn't help focusing her eyes on the rain to show that she was thinking seriously. After a while, Xiaolou listened to the rain or asked the bad guy, "What did Shuizi mean by what he just said?"

"The words are beautiful and bow down. They don't show you as a beautiful person, but they are often ugly without salt!" Prince Jue finally explained it to Xiaolou.

And when Xiaolou heard Yu hear the explanation of the bad guy, she couldn't help but stand up. When I saw Xiaolou's reaction to the rain, I immediately felt that the end was coming.

How can I have such a reaction? That's because I'd rather offend a beautiful woman than an ugly woman. Because the result of offending the beautiful woman is that the beautiful woman will no longer pay attention to you. In fact, she was also on the verge of being ignored by you before, which did not have much impact on you. And the result of offending the ugly woman is different, because the ugly woman will always remember you. And this hatred will burst out at one time, that is, scheming.

Although Xiaolou listened to the rain and raised her eyebrows, she did not act on me. It's just like a hungry cheetah staring at me like a cute lamb and scanning me up and down several times.

Xiaolou's eyes when listening to the rain kept beating my heart, just like beating a cow's drum, and even my ears began to buzz, and I even felt that the light in this space was gradually fading.

In the end, Xiaolou smiled at me when he heard the rain.

Her smile made me feel puzzled and made me feel furious. This is abnormal. No wonder that women can't fall in love. When they fall in love, their IQ falls like the stock market.

My body is stiff in place, and I don't know what to do at this time. I, who has always been famous for my mouthwork, will always be in a position to bow down in front of women.

At this time, the smile on Xiaolou's face disappeared. She looked up and said pitifully to the bad guy, "Yuyu, handsome man, he bullied me!"

I looked at the performance of the small building and listened to the rain and understood. It turns out that women are born an actor. They can even pretend to be high (harmonious) tide, and there is nothing else they can't play.

When the bad guy heard Xiaolou hear Yu's words, he couldn't help but cheer up. He stood up the feathers on his neck like a fighting chicken and said viciously to me, "Handsome, if you bully Xiaolou and listen to the rain again, I will 'be killed'."

I couldn't help shivering when I heard the bad guy's words. I didn't expect that the bad guy dared to threaten me like this.

And Xiaolou still refused to listen to the rain: "Yuyu, you know, handsome man always likes to bully others!"

Under the instigation of Xiaolou's listening to the rain, the bad guy is about to burst into male hormones. He gently pushed the small building in his arms away from the rain and stared at me fiercely.

I stretched out my neck and meditated in my heart: After a while, I will try my best to protect my face so that my handsome face can be preserved. Think about it again, why is this sentence so familiar? Isn't this the line in Tang Bohu Dian Qiuxiang?

If you think about it more carefully, I can't show my timidity. Isn't this burying my tall image as the male lead? At this time, what I should say is: Haiyan, you should be careful! No, it should be Haiyan. Let the storm come more violently.

I straightened my waist, and the scene was already tense.

"All the way! You two, don't make trouble!" At this time, Uncle Yuanji still came to save him. He discouraged the bad guy, "It's not that you don't know that handsome man is good at talking." Speaking of this, Uncle Wanji stared at Xiaolou's eyes and said harshly, "Xiaolou listened to the rain. Can you not come and cause trouble? You really are. In terms of fists and feet, you just let the handsome man have two arms and two legs, and he can't beat you.

The bad guy was still unreasonable at this time and said to me, "It's absurd! It's absurd! The handsome man bullied Xiaolou and listened to the rain in front of him, and I took revenge on him.

When everyone saw that things had developed to this extent, they also came to dissuade them.

Uncle Yuan Ji dissuaded the bad guy from the prince Jue: "Massage jade, you can extinguish the fire. Handsome man, he likes to hurt people. Who do you think has never been hurt by him? He is still black and upright at the critical moment.

"Massage jade, you need to know what we are doing here. You are still here to engage in internal strife. Isn't this to let others see our jokes? This is the dissuasion of Zhuge God Stick.

"That's right, massage jade, you have to do this!" This is old Cao's dissuasion.

Under the dissuasion of everyone, the anger on his face completely disappeared. He still said viciously to me, "You can't bully Xiaolou and listen to the rain again?"

Gong Zi Jue's performance just now still aroused an inexplicable impulse. I straightened my chest and shouted, "Am I sick? Did I have a chat? Do you think it's great to be good at martial arts?

My words made the bad guy Jue, who had just calmed down, start to make noise again. He stared at him and was ready to rush to me.

Zhuge Shenbang began to dissuade again. This time, he stopped the bad guy and pretended to scold me, "Handsome, can't you say a few words?"

At this time, Xiaolou Tingyu also began to stir up trouble: "Yuyu, take a look, take a look! The handsome guys have bullied us like this!"

This time, things began to get out of control.

When we were having a good time, Mi Sheng said, "Handsome, good job! I have backbone, and I like you more and more now! When you are with me, I will pass on the kung fu to you. At that time, we will have a good massage!"

When I heard Mi Sheng say this, I felt that this generation was chaotic. I don't know how many generations of my ancestors have been. At this time, tell me how I can deal with this generation.

Mi Sheng's words angered the bad guy. At this time, he sprinkled all his anger on Misheng.

As soon as the bad guy broke free from the obstruction of Zhuge God Stick, he rushed to Mi Sheng. He still forgot the tortoise in his mouth.

And Misheng's attack on the bad guy Jue raised a smile on his face.

Until the bad guy's body approached, he gently jumped and dodged the blow. Not only that, Mi Sheng, who jumped in the air, also stretched out his feet and gently kicked the bad guy's shoulder...

But the bad guy of Gongzi Jue made a muffled hum...

After the bodies of Mi Sheng and the bad guy Jue fell to the ground, Mi Sheng said with a smile, "Young man, don't be impulsive. My old arms and legs can't stand your tossing?

But the bad guy was stunned. He asked incredulously, "Old man, how can you break my righteousness? Why is my magnificent righteousness invalid? Is it really strange?

Mi Sheng didn't even look at the bad guy, and his face was still with a mysterious smile. After a while, he said contemptuously, "What's so righteous? Isn't it just what Xiao Meng said about the righteousness of heaven and earth, and the beautiful name is Haoran righteousness.

When the bad guy heard that Mi Sheng despised him so naked, the anger on his face began to increase again. He said to Mi Sheng, "What did you say to slander my sages?"

"I can't say it? Call him Xiao Meng, but still praise him. Hearing that the bad guy was so pedantic, Mi Sheng's face also showed displeasure.

Zhuge Shenbang saw that the matter was still under control. Although there was some small friction between Mi Sheng and the bad guy Jue just now, it did not develop further. Zhuge Shenbang hurriedly greeted the prince Jue and said, "Massage jade, come back quickly!" Do we still want to listen to the stories of our ancestors?

At this time, the prince Jue was angry because of Mi Sheng's disrespectful words to his Meng Yasheng. Therefore, he did not respond to Zhuge God Stick's greeting.

I saw that the bad guy was like a young man who insisted on arguing with Mi Sheng that he was ugly, so he wanted to stop them. In fact, what I'm worried about is that if there is a fight, if Mi Sheng doesn't tell us a story, wouldn't it be a pity that my idea just now?

I hurriedly asked Xiaolou for help and asked for help: "Xiaolou listened to the rain, or you should call your Yuyu back?"

When Xiaolou heard my request, she twisted her body aside, ignored me, and let me shut the door.

I'm not embarrassed by Xiaolou's reaction to the rain. I know that Xiaolou is still angry now. Therefore, I turned to Xiaolou Tingyu, first bowed, and then apologized to Xiaolou Tingyu, "Xiaolou listened to the rain. Just now, I blamed my mouth for what I owed and said what I shouldn't have said!" I'm here to apologize to you!"

When I said this, I paused and quietly looked at the feet of the small building listening to the rain. But Xiaolou still didn't say anything when he heard the rain and didn't accept my apology.

I was shocked: It seems that Xiaolou was really angry when he heard the rain this time.

I lowered my body again and apologized to Xiaolou listening to the rain: "Xiaolou listen to the rain. I was really wrong this time. You know, we should still put the overall situation first.

"You also know that the overall situation is the priority!" Xiaolou listened to the rain's words and came over leisurely.

I was happy when I heard Xiaolou open his mouth when he heard the rain. As long as a woman speaks, it means that there is room for things to be solved.

At this time, Uncle Yuanji also helped me, "Xiaolou listens to the rain, take a look. The handsome man really knew it was wrong this time! You liked the handsome man at the beginning, not because of his mouth.

"Who likes him!" Xiaolou immediately said when he heard the rain.

When I heard Uncle Yuanji say this, I enlivened the atmosphere and said, "Uncle, you're wrong. In fact, my tongue is more flexible!"

As soon as I finished my words, Uncle Yuanji began to laugh.

At this time, Xiaolou listened to the rain and began to speak again: "Handsome, you should know. I still have you in my heart!"

As soon as I heard Xiaolou hear Yu say this, my heart thumped. Anyway, it came around here again.

While silently worrying about the color of the bad guy's hat in the future, I said against my will, "Xiao Lou, listen to the rain, you are a kind girl. It's a pity to play tricks on people. You should know that love is to meet the right person at the right time and place and then something right.

"Weren't we?" Xiaolou asked me bitterly when he heard the rain.

The problem of Xiaolou listening to the rain made me feel that sweat was about to flow down. I hurriedly said to Xiaolou to listen to the rain, "Xiaolou listen to the rain, can you let me stand up and talk first? Keep your head down, I can't see your whole picture. After saying this, I secretly scolded myself in my heart: Zhang Deshuai and Zhang Deshuai make you hypocritical.

With the consent of the small building listening to the rain, I straightened my waist and said to the small building listening to the rain: "The small building listens to the rain. Between us, the right place is also the right person, but the right thing can't happen."

"Why here?" Xiaolou looked at me with his head tilted at the rain.

After thinking for a moment, I explained to the small building listening to the rain: "The small building listens to the rain, let's say so. You are the epiphans of Wei Tuo's flower that blooms beauty in an instant, while I am Wei Tuo who watches the lonely lamp to accompany the Buddha. We are 'falling flowers deliberately follow the flowing water, and flowing water has no intention of falling in love with falling flowers'. After saying this, I couldn't help admiring myself for being able to say such elegant things to Xiaolou Tingyu.

When I was secretly proud of my elegant words just now, Xiao Lou listened to Yu's words, which made me feel that sometimes I really couldn't communicate with women. Xiaolou suddenly realized when he heard the rain: "Handsome, I didn't expect you to like men?" After saying that, Xiaolou also showed a contemptuous expression on me when he heard the rain.

The small building surprised me when he heard the rain's words. I'm just talking about the story of Wei Tuo. How can Xiaolou hear that I'm a crooked person? The span is a little big.

As soon as the voice fell, I heard Zhuge Shenbang's resentful words: "Handsome, I knew you still like men. In my opinion, we can make do with it. Do you know that it's not easy to find a partner these days?

"Personal crawl!" I burst out on the Zhuge magic stick. What is this? I haven't been entangled with Xiaolou Tingyu, and you have inserted Zhuge Shengu again.

When I finished yelling at Zhuge God Stick, I turned my head and explained to Xiaolou, "Xiao Lou, listen to the rain, you misunderstood. I mean..."

"Are you going to be a monk?" This time, Xiaolou listened to the rain and gave me another reason.

This time, I obediently closed my mouth. Smart men will not argue with women.

Men, don't try to challenge women's emotions with your own logic. Because this is a war that men can never win...