Chapter 246 Amazing Mystery 19

(The hot weather is not a code day, and it should be buried in the first card hill. Fortunately, I was wise last night and tried my best to protect my face so that I wouldn't be slapped in the face. I was relieved by the irresistible reason of playing cards. So, what I said yesterday to repay yesterday's debt today is over. Who gives us the final right of interpretation?)

Women have always been entangled to death in front of food and fat. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Sun, August 14, 2011

The lack of response from the women's group made me a little cold. I didn't expect such a situation.

Corden said first: "You have violated the rules. We asked you to come from my introduction, but you came to preach this.

"I also envy Xi Shi, who can get the favor of her husband." Miao Ruyun said quietly, "If it were me, I would rather go to the national disaster with him than with a Fan Li who sacrificed his woman for fame. Isn't a woman's life just to find someone who loves her? Something bright flashed in her eyes.

Looking at the brightness in Miao Ruyun's eyes, I felt that my adventurous move just now was right. After all, women are born for love. In a woman's heart, love is more important than anything else. Even that moody guy is not willing to be a slave to love.

When I like Kong, I asked, "Do you have any questions about your women's group?"

"Do you like Yang Mi?" Miao Ruyun asked me first.

"I can answer this. He definitely doesn't like the handsome man. Just now, he also spoke ill of Yang Mi to me and made a tender cow come out. It makes me unwilling to eat that hamburger when I go to KFC in the future. Uncle Yuanshi answered first.

"Don't talk about it, go on. Even you will be punished with him. I like to keep the rules of the game.

"That's good. I think as a partner, we should have something in common. No, I'm Yang Mihei, you are a fan of Yang Mi. In this way, there will be no common language in the future. Miao Ruyun said to herself.

I couldn't help but be shocked when I heard Miao Ruyun's words. I didn't expect Yang Mi to be so powerful. A harmonious family can unite as a couple.

"Handsome, let me ask you. If one day your mother and I fell into the river at the same time, who would you save first? Xiaolou listened to the rain and used such an idiotic question to embarrass me.

"Can you swim?" I immediately asked back.

"I mean, which one will you save first?" Xiaolou listened to the rain and continued to grasp this problem.

"My mother can swim." The corners of my mouth gently lifted.

This answer makes Xiaolou very satisfied with the rain. Even the winning prince Jue secretly gave me a thumbs-up by cleverly avoiding the answer.

I don't think so. Women prefer to ask such idiot questions. To answer such a question, you need to be a certain degree of control. You can't answer which one to save first, otherwise you will be bad. Say only half of the answer, and let the rest remind the woman herself. Anyway, they will definitely think of the answer they want stupidly.

"Handsome, let me ask you. Will you think that men in this world are actually cute one day? Zhuge Shenbang asked me a completely unrevant question.

"What do you think?" I fought back immediately.

This counterattack made Zhuge Shenbang speechless. Next, wait quietly for the result of the opposite vote.

Miao Ruyun passed immediately, and Zhuge Shenbang hesitated a little before passing. But the small building listened to the rain but put the small stone on the ground. Two to one, although the process is a little thrilling, at least it has passed.

In the first round, Old Cao was eliminated. Although old Cao was eliminated, he did not receive any punishment. Like Kong just to let him stand aside as a famous audience and warn him not to do anything that affects our decision or performance.

"Not bad! At first, I thought I would eliminate half of it. I was very relieved to see such a result!" I like to laugh. However, it raised its voice again: "But are you not so lucky in the next round? What's the next round?

"Don't go away, come back immediately after the advertisement." Old Cao added a sentence naturally.

"I didn't tell you to shut up." Corden said to the old man Cao with dissatisfaction.

"What he just said did not affect our decision." I quickly defended old Cao.

"If you want to watch the game, you need to watch more and talk less." Corden swove his teeth at old Cao.

Then, I explained the following rules of the game. The rules are also very simple, that is, the men's group shows their talents and let the women's group choose again. This time, at least one of our men's group was eliminated.

The order of playing is the same as the last round, followed by Uncle Yuanji, Prince Jue and me.

Uncle Yuji appeared first. As soon as he came on the stage, he said loudly, "Next, I will bring you a magic trick. You should know that all magicians are dressed neatly, because only in this way can they hide some tricks. When have you seen a magician appear in a bikini? That's a beauty pageant, not magic."

I couldn't help looking at Uncle Yuanshi's eyes, to be honest. His current dress is really not very good. The clothes on my upper body were abandoned in the hanging path, and the trousers underneath became ragged. I can't help but be a little curious about what kind of magic this kind of dress can become. Is he more powerful than Liu Qian at the Spring Festival Gala?

"Look, I don't have anything in my hand." Uncle Yuanji turned his hands over to us, indicating that he was empty now. After we finished reading his hand, he continued to say, "Next is the moment to witness the miracle."

"Taishang Laojun is as urgent as the law!" With the shout of Uncle Yuanshi, a fireball slowly appeared in his palm.

Looking at the fireball in Uncle Yuan's hand, I was very disappointed. The previous curiosity suddenly turned into nothing. A feeling of being teased arises spontaneously.

"You are fooling! Don't talk about your magic. Even if you let Lao Cao come, he can change. Zhuge Shenbang looked at the fireball in Uncle Yuanjie's hand and made more noise.

"I agree with this." Old Cao may feel that he has no sense of existence if he doesn't speak.

Uncle didn't expect his magic performance to cause us to boo. However, he did not show any panic, but a smile appeared at the corners of his mouth. Then he said, "The magic just now is to add a head. And the following is my real project today - "Naked Run of the North Qiu dialect version of Shanghai Beach."

Then, Uncle Yuanshi showed his mellow singing voice: "Running naked, from the Liberation Monument to Guanyin Bridge. Flying white, whistling, haha was caught old. Is it attack or escape? Give them an ingot and I'll continue to run. ......”

This song formed an obscene picture in my mind. Uncle Yuanshi, with his body, held his head high and ran on the road from the Liberation Monument to Guanyin Bridge. Along the way, he kept whistling at the beautiful woman. Instead of being ashamed, he was more proud and full of a strange image. Soon, he was caught by the traffic patrol police. But Uncle Yuanji was not in a hurry and beat up those traffic patrolmen. Then, he disappeared into the rolling traffic of the Yellow Garden Bridge, leaving us with a back that we can't look directly...

Since then, there has been one more celebrity in the world - naked running brother.

"Don't sing!" Xiaolou interrupted Uncle Yuanji's singing when he heard the rain, which also broke the picture formed in my mind. On each fragment, there was a back running in the rolling traffic.

"Where did you learn such vulgar songs?" Xiaolou listened to the rain and aggressively asked Uncle Yuanshi.

"The handsome man taught me." Uncle Yuanji replied without hesitation. He spilled dirty water on me.

I have been shouting injustice in my heart. To be honest, even if I have lived in Beiqiu City for so long, it is the first time I have heard the Beiqiu dialect version of Shanghai Beach.

"This should not be taught by handsome men. Handsome, I know that he has a better mouth, but singing is not his strength. At the critical moment, Miao Ruyun pulled me back from embarrassment.

And as a result, in addition to Zhuge Shenbang's pass without hesitation, Miao Ruyun and Xiaolou listened to the rain and resolutely refused to let Uncle Yuanji pass. This time, Uncle Yuanji was defeated. Because his song just now is indeed a little vulgar, which is very different from the usual dead uncle.

When Uncle Yuanji was about to leave, Zhuge Shenbang asked, "Uncle Yuanji, I ask you if you can complete the song you just sang?"

"If you want to hear it, there is no old man." Uncle Yuanji refused the kindness of Zhuge God Stick. Uncle Yuanji's answer also made me unhappy.

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