Taoist growth diary

Chapter 249 Amazing Mystery 22

The most careless thing in my life is to accidentally grow old with you. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Sun, August 14, 2011

Xiaolou listened to the quarrel between Yu and Zhuge Shenbang, which also benefited me as a bystander. However, when Xiaolou heard Yu and Zhuge Shengu began to abuse, I became boring.

After all, in terms of scolding, there is still a gap between me and Xiaolou listening to the rain. At least I can scold her for three days to make her think I am Huang Zhong Dalu. For an extremely qualified person like me, it is the most civilized pursuit to say the most uncivilized things in the most civilized words. The most elegant is vulgar, and the vulgar is how elegant it is. Everything in the world can be transformed into each other. Therefore, Zhuang Zhou, the poorest academician, has "the way to die, the way to die."

Like Kong and Coden, they also hurriedly stopped the abuse of Xiaolou Tingyu and Zhuge God Stick. It is estimated that they were also burned by the words that meant upside down and the repeater.

This round has the same rules as the first round. However, this time the power is in the hands of me and the prince Jue, and Miao Ruyun, Xiaolou Tingyu and Zhuge Shengu are the goods selected by us.

Miao Ruyun just stood up and didn't wait for her to introduce herself. I hurriedly shouted, "Just report the three measurements directly, and you don't have to say anything else?"

My words aroused the laughter of old Cao's obvious bad intentions. Although the prince did not laugh out loud, he was still deeply satisfied with my words.

Miao Ruyun blushed and did not answer my question.

"No need to say. We unanimously ruled that you passed the test. Looking at Miao Ruyun's embarrassment, the prince Jue pitied and cherished the jade. However, his words made old Cao dissatisfied, and he appealed to the prince Jue.

"Dark story! Dark curtain! You are a typical shady story!" When Zhuge Shenbang saw that Miao Ruyun didn't even say a word, he and I were unanimously ruled to pass the pass, and couldn't help but be angry.

"If you put Sister Feng and Teacher Cang in front of you, who will you choose to pass?" I asked in response to the anger of Zhuge God Stick.

"Men can't only look at women's surfaces. We also pay attention to inner beauty." Zhuge Shenbang is a little dissenting with what I just said.

"A man knows such a simple truth, so don't risk it here. Beautiful women have natural advantages. Beauty is also a resource in itself. So during the beauty pageant, it was ridiculous to hear those who said the inner beauty. As long as you can marry your brain, I agree with your inner beauty. As soon as I heard Zhuge Shenbang put forward an inner beauty, I was angry. In a word, Zhuge Shenstick was speechless.

Mr. Jue turned his head and smiled at me, saying that he also fully agreed with my point of view just now.

However, I don't feel anything about the approval of the prince Jue. Just to say that he must also be a guy who pays attention to external beauty and can massage from time to time. I don't believe that you will talk to those technicians inside from Confuci's Analects to Nietzsche's Zarathustra.

However, Miao Ruyun chose to avoid answering our next question, which is about her circumference.

"Don't be reserved. You know when your aunt comes to the handsome man. What are you holding now? Old Cao will never forget the opportunity to bury me.

Hearing this, Miao Ruyun's beautiful eyes stared, and her vicious eyes came straight over.

"Not only do I know it, but also old Cao old man knows it." I didn't avoid this question, but pulled old Cao down the water.

"Handsome, how can you slander me?" Old Cao just wanted to get rid of my relationship.

"You dare to say that you didn't look at the trash can in the toilet." I have identified all the crime scene. This sentence also made old Cao old. He blushed and lowered his head and didn't know what he was saying. Miao Ruyun on the opposite side just stared at us and didn't know what to say.

"All right, all right. Miao Ruyun has passed the customs. Next, it should be Xiaolou listening to the rain?" Uncle Yuanji shouted in a hurry and turned over the topic just now.

Xiaolou was right after Yu wanted to introduce himself, and he was taken the lead by Zhuge God Stick. He jumped and shouted, "This time it should be me, this time it should be me." Then, he introduced himself regardless.

After Zhuge Shenbang's introduction, Gongzi Jue and I did not hesitate to give him a negative vote. Zhuge Shenbang looked at the small stone under me and Gongzi Jue, and his face became very ugly. He slowly closed his eyes and said to us when he opened them again, "You are taking revenge!"

"It's not our revenge, but your misposition." I said a word that broke the sky.

"How do you say I mislocated it?" Zhuge Shenstick was surprised.

"It's obvious that you are standing opposite. It's Dong Qing standing next to Liu Qian. We are embarrassed to choose you or not. I threw out the thoughts in my mind directly.

Next, the small building's passing of the rain is also smooth. As soon as she opened her mouth, the prince Jue voted for her. At first, I was not willing to vote for the small building. Because the next one must be to let the women's group choose me and Prince Jue. If there is only Miao Ruyun, then my chances of winning will be greatly increased, and if a small building listens to the rain, then Prince Jue and I will probably drive five or five times.

However, before Xiaolou heard Yu's self-introduction, I voted for her. Lesson, don't let a woman introduce you to one thing. She can not only tell you countless off-topic things, but also tell you that the young man who sells soy milk and deep-fried dough sticks is a little handsome, and she can tell you the whole thing to pieces. Just like the bedroom visited by several gangs of robbers, you will forget what this matter is in the end.

So when Xiaolou listened to Yu's self-introduction before halfway through, in order to gag her and prevent her from talking any more, I voted for it against my will. Xiaolou Tingyu also successfully cleared the customs with a full vote of approval.

The small building, which had been successfully cleared, listened to the rain. After a long time, I didn't hear me and the prince Jue ask her to ask him, and asked us incredulously, "Don't you want to ask him?"

I shook my head first, indicating that I had no problem at all. Then he looked at the prince Jue. And the prince Jue also looked blank. The reaction of me and Gong Zi Jue made Xiaolou, who was excited, slightly embarrassed to listen to the rain.

In the end, I still don't think it's good. In order to avoid embarrassing Xiaolou's rain, I asked her the simplest question: "How old are you this year?"

"How do you ask people this question? Don't you know that a woman's age is a secret? The small building twisted when it heard the rain.

Looking at Xiaolou listening to the rain, I can't wait to slap my mouth. I don't know which muscle cramps in my head, so I asked Xiaolou about listening to the rain.

In the end, I still confused the whole thing with an idiotic question: "What is one plus one?"

After Xiaolou heard the rain say the answer without thinking, I heard the sound of relief. It seems that asking Xiaolou about listening to the rain is a severe test for me or my son Jue.

I like Kong and Coden saw that the problem was finally solved. My son Jue and I have made a choice and announced that the green game has entered the fourth round - a talent competition.

This round is to let Xiaolou listen to Yu and Miao Ruyun ask me and Gong Zijue's questions. Gong Zijue and I rushed to answer. Whoever answers correctly will score, and whoever answers wrong or doesn't answer will not score. There are no rules except that you can't ask others for help.

The first question is that Xiaolou asked Yu first, "What is Yuyu's favorite food?"

My heart was half cold when I heard Xiaolou's obvious favoritism when he heard the rain. Xiaolou's problem of listening to the rain obviously wants to eliminate me. I raised my hand high and shouted, "I'm against it!"

Like Kong nodded slightly to me.

I said the reason for the objection: "Shouldn't such a question come out?"

"We don't limit the scope of questions." Jue, a prince who obviously took advantage of it, said proudly.

I like to discuss it with Coden in a low voice. As a result, the reason for my opposition was not to be solved. The question raised by Xiaolou Tingyu did not violate the rules of the game.

This result made my eyes dark. Isn't this obviously going to cheat me?