Chapter 322 Embarrassing

Men always think that women lose weight to please men. In fact, they don't know that women's slimness is just to gain a sense of superiority in the same sex. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Sun, September 18, 2011

I couldn't calm down with this letter left by my uncle. I didn't expect it to be like this. My current idea is no longer in the case where my uncle sacrificed his life for this, but quietly shifted to the suit man in a suit that summer, and the landlord I only met once.

Before that, I was muddle-headed. I always thought that the reason for all this was just because of God's will. I never thought that this God's will was a situation for me by others. And what's the difference between me and the monkey who only flips over and fights leisurely in the cage and makes the onlookers laugh?

The letter paper fell from my hand one by one. I stared at the scattered writing paper, but I had no intention of picking them up and leaving them spread on the ground. I don't want to be used, although I know that I'm just a small role. But no matter how small the character is, the script should be written by me, instead of repeating other people's lines on the stage like a famous actor. Even if he won the applause of many people, with the fall of the curtain, the loneliness in his heart fell quietly.

Such an actor-like life is not what I want. I raised my foot and walked out of the cave. But when I immersed my feet in the cold river, I changed my mind. He turned over in a hurry, picked up the package tightly wrapped in oil cloth on the ground and put it under his armpit. This time, it's not that I want to help my uncle, but that I feel that I have worked hard for a long time and even lost my underwear. I'm really unwilling to get anything back.

When my head came out of the river, I heard Jiang Yingyu's anxious call. She must have found that I haven't appeared on the river for a long time, so she is worried about my life.

It turned out that I was in the river. But it was dark, and it was already night.

Jiang Yingyu's shout was like a soul, and there was almost a soundtrack on the side. This made me feel very uncomfortable, so I shouted to Jiang Yingyu, "Stop shouting!"

I raised the oil cloth over my head and rowed in the direction of Jiang Yingyu...

My drink attracted Jiang Yingyu's surprised voice: "Handsome, as long as you're fine!"

"What can I do for you?" I replied coldly.

However, when I approached the shore, I didn't want to go up. Don't forget, I'm very light and environmentally friendly now, and it's all natural and pollution-free.

I stood in the river that soaked my waist and asked Jiang Yingyu: "Where's Xiaoxue? Why are you alone here?

"What else do you say? At that time, we saw that you were swallowed by a whirlpool and then didn't come up, which scared us to white. What do we think you are caught by the fish of the Yangtze River? Jiang Yingyu said worriedly.

"Frightened! Yangtze River fish, the Yangtze River is so turbid now, where are the fish? I pretended to be easy and said, "Besides, people like me who don't have a few pounds of meat will talk to me unless they encounter a fish that is not picky about food."

"You also said. We called 119 and 119 said they would come right away, but it has been so long that 119 hasn't come yet. Xiaoxue went up and called someone. Jiang Yingyu continued, "Well, you finally figured it out. Come on!"

I stood in the river, hesitating not to go ashore. It's not that I don't want to go up, but that I'm not as free and easy as Liu Ling, and I don't have the determination of Liu Xiahui. I'm afraid that my appearance will be seen by Jiang Yingyu, which is very embarrassing.

"Did you throw my clothes over?" I commanded Jiang Yingyu.

"Are you coming up?" Jiang Yingyu certainly doesn't know my current embarrassment and is still shouting at me.

"You throw down your clothes. I'm cold!" I certainly won't tell Jiang Yingyu that I am now a low-carbon brother. It's embarrassing to say this.

"Do you want to come up more when you are cold?" Jiang Yingyu couldn't understand what I meant, so she urged her.

I thought about it carefully, and Jiang Yingyu was right. I'm holding the package in one hand now. If Jiang Yingyu really throws the clothes to me, I may not be able to catch it. In case of that situation, I will be really miserable.

Thinking this way, I made up my mind and shouted to Jiang Yingyu, "I'm coming up. Turn your body around, don't peek!"

"It seems that someone wants to see you!" Jiang Yingyu obediently turned her body around, but she still didn't want to fall behind.

Seeing Jiang Yingyu turn her body, I immediately climbed out of the river and ran to the place where my clothes were...

When I just ran out of the Yangtze River, I saw a bright beam of light shining on me. This pillar of light, unbiased in the end, falls in the place that best represents the unyielding spirit of men.

Then, I heard an exclamation. Before the exclamation fell, another exclamation sounded.

What a surprise duet.

However, I was ashamed of this exclamation duet.

Because of the first exclamation, it was Xiao Xue. Under Xiaoxue's exclamation, Jiang Yingyu, who had turned her back on me at the beginning, also turned her head back. When she turned her head, it was the time when the beam of light did not move. Therefore, Jiang Yingyu also exclaimed.

"What's your name, what's your name?" I stretched out my hand to cover myself and shouted dissatisfiedly, "Isn't it true that I haven't seen it?"

Jiang Yingyu blushed. She must have met my old friend for more than 20 years, not once. But Xiaoxue laughed and said to me, "Handsome, this is the first time I've seen you?"

Let me understand Xiaoxue's words. Although I don't remember how many times I opened a room with Xiaoxue, they have always used a kind of 11 position. It's really sad to think about it. This is really an old cat selling salted fish - it can be seen, smelled and can't be eaten.

"However, it's really small and exquisite." Next, Xiaoxue began to comment.

Xiao Xue's evaluation makes me very uncomfortable. Man, you can say that he is grumpy, and you can say that he looks small, but you can't say that he is small.

I said, "That's because you haven't seen it when it's big?"

"It's not that I haven't seen it!" Jiang Yingyu came out casually.

Xiao Xue heard Jiang Yingyu's words, but she looked back and forth between me and Jiang Yingyu several times. A smile appeared from the corners of her eyes.

Xiao Xue's reaction let me know that things were going to be bad. In fact, Jiang Yingyu said that at that time, I was hit by her when I was "one alone with a pool of sorrow". But Xiaoxue certainly doesn't think so.

"No, it's not what you think." Jiang Yingyu also reacted and quickly explained to Xiaoxue.

"I know." Xiaoxue said with a smile. Before Jiang Yingyu could breathe a sigh of relief, Xiaoxue said the following words: "Actually, the handsome man is not bad. It's not bad for you to be with him."

"Who wants to be with him?" Jiang Yingyu immediately defended.

At this time, I put on my clothes randomly. However, without underwear, this friction makes me unable to straighten my waist.

Don't say anything about underwear. It's really a man's conscience. Without it, you can only bend over and be a man.

I thought hard about the Yangtze River. Yangtze River, your son's memory is that you earned me a pair of underwear.