Chapter 359 Boring

Primary guide to eating hot pot

(When chatting today, I met a guy in the group, and it was very annoying as soon as it came up. When we got together in the group before, I felt that he had nothing to do with him. Why did he completely change on QQ? Later, it was even more hateful. He kept playing videos and shouting to go out to eat hot pot. It's annoying. The most annoying thing is what he said in QQ. There is a strong sense of pretentiousness, and he feels uncomfortable when he sees it. Later, I thought about how to pretend to be the door and peep at it, and wrote this article.)

Pretowned, not because of how niubility you are, but because you have to pretend to be niubility, which is pretending. You turn your finger up and sit in Kaifeng cuisine and drink six yuan a cup of coke that can be mixed for you in a large bottle. You also have to pretend to be 13 times in this kind of loser's life. This is IBer's pursuit, pretending to be unlimited.

Below, I will explain to you a way to refresh the lower limit of zhuangbility and eat hot pot.

If you are a stranger, because Chongqing hot pot is not authentic, and there are only those brands of hot pot, you will not eat well. In addition, Muhong went to play in other places and saw that the hot pot was like retreating, so I couldn't give a judgment. Let's talk about Chongqing.

Let's talk about the location first. When choosing hot pot, you must not choose Dezhuang, Qin Ma, Jun Zhiwei and other branches to open many dark hot pot restaurants. These hot pots are going to have a Kaifeng dish with you, and there is nothing to show off. Junior IBer will choose slag hot pot or Dalong hot pot. Because of these hot pots, there are not many stores, and the store is still black and small, which is the choice of the junior IBer. Of course, these old hot pots are definitely not in the eyes of the real IBer. Since it is IBer, the requirements for service must be high. The service of scum hot pot or Dalong hot pot is unbearable for these IBers. Another point is that there are so many people in these hot pot restaurants. With those common people, IBer's identity can only be reduced to several levels.

IBer chooses hot pot, chooses unique temperament, chooses service, and chooses decoration. Therefore, you don't have to choose some hot pot. You need to choose a skewer hot pot. Of course, the location should be well selected. For example, when Muhong went to school, the three children at the middle gate of the school must not go there. The reason is just like scum hot pot, and there are too many people. Remember, IBer must choose a unique temperament. IBer will definitely stop going to places where there are many people to follow the National Day scenic spots. If you choose skewer hot pot, you must choose the skewer hot pot in the community, which should be curved and quiet. Remember, only in this quiet place can you maximize your unique temperament.

The site has been selected, and the next step is the transportation tool. As long as you walk for less than an hour, you must choose to walk. Only in this way can you feel the tolerance of the mountain city and use your sadness against the whole mountain city. If it is more than an hour, you need to consider transportation tools. Don't think about the elegance of German cars such as Mercedes-Benz and BMW, and give up the flashiness of Japanese and Korean cars such as Toyota Hyundai. For IBer, which advocates openness and tolerance, even a Land Rover can't stop the 13 air leaking from the side. If you advocate nature, you must choose a mountain bike, not a motorcycle. Remember, the noise of motorcycles is unbearable for IBer. That sense of speed belongs to the rebellious growth of adolescence and does not belong to IBers. If you don't advocate nature, you should choose a spacious car, a car that can make you not depressed at all. Do you see No. 606 downstairs? Yes, that's it. Only it can carry your strong Provencal feelings. How can IBers allow air conditioners to refuse natural killers like car air conditioners? Air conditioning can only destroy your fascination with the aroma of lavender. Air conditioning will only destroy your imagination in the Mediterranean Sea. Air conditioning will only affect your passion for Van Gogh. Finally, you must choose when there is no one, and then unrestrainedly pinch the banknote folded into a literary triangle and throw it into the coin box.

When you get off the car, wear sunglasses on your head, no matter how dark it is outside, you must wear a mask if you can wear a mask, and always beware of being recognized. The brand of the mask does not require much, but it must have a Hello/Kitty cute pattern on it to show your love. Sunglasses will go to the group purchase of deputy Dior. If you disdain the group purchase, first go to the roadside glasses stall to buy a pair, and then go to get a D with a pencil sharpener on both sides of the glasses frame.

You should pay attention to clothes. We must abandon the bright specialty stores in the business circle, sneer at Senma, despise Benny Road, and never squint at pure. How can these clothes become an option for IBer? Open your mouth, hey (LV) closed mouth powder droplets (Fendi) are mostly IBer. These imported goods should show general meaning. Turning his head and running to Sanfu, he chose a few clothes in it. Remember, the trademark on the neckline must be cut off. Don't think about changing the trademark of imported goods and leave a little mystery.

When I arrived at the hot pot restaurant, the first thing I did was to take out my mobile phone and whisper about my work. When explaining your work, you must bring a few foreign language nouns. In the era when English is everywhere, we must get rid of the habit of English in Chinese and speak German and French, which are typical and elegant European languages. At the beginning, a sentence Gutentak (German is close to pronunciation) or donkey (French pronunciation), which is definitely much more stylish than hello. If you start, it's not easy to say hello to people. When speaking, don't use Trump. Let's talk about Mandarin with strong Hong Kong and Cantonese. In foreign countries, Hong Kong and Cantonese are better than Mandarin.

After talking, he threw his mobile phone casually on the table. As for mobile phones, it is best not to choose Apple, the king of arcades. BlackBerry is OK, but be sure to talk about the huge impact of this downtime on you. If you inadvertently take out your ConstellationCandy mobile phone, it will be 13 styles. Of course, in view of the general situation, zhuangbility is mostly not niubility. You use the NOKIA/C7 machine with a few rhinestones and cowhide, which is almost confusing. Finally, you must remember that you must not put a film on your mobile phone and add a cover, and you must remember it. Show that you don't care about the wear and tear of the mobile phone. Add a little bit, don't bring any other electronic products except mobile phones. For IBers who advocate nature, electronic products are the biggest obstacle to their pursuit of nature.

After throwing your mobile phone, you have to take out the water you brought and take a sip gently. This water must be bottled water, not with a thermos cup. Get rid of Nongfu Shanquan, Master Kong and other guys who don't look at it at all, and make it look like they will die after drinking such a sip of water. You must hate carbonated drinks. Stop talking about Evin water, which is just what the junior IBer said. Evin water in any hotel is blasphemy for IBer. Take a sip of Acqua/Panna and say slowly, "This sip of water seems to let me walk in the vineyards of the ancient manor after eating a rich Italian dish, bathe in the sunshine of the Tirenian Sea, and breathe the fragrance of grape vines. This fragrance makes me intoxicated with the elegance of Leonardo and Raphael..." Speaking of this, I have to apologize and say that I have just lost my temper. Because I just came back from Florence and looked at Lazio.

Then, he picked up the BlackBerry he had just thrown on the table and opened his Weibo or everyone. Remember, don't use QQ space. IBer in QQ space will only make people feel that you are not good. Turn up the photos on your Weibo and post them. Of course, there are so many photos about Florence, just find a few. There must be no watermark, otherwise you are not installed, but now.

About this time, the other party will notice the roughness of your hand. At this time, you can talk about your preference for outdoors. IBer's admiration for nature determines that they will love outdoor sports. Go outdoors, climb some rocks, or ride a bicycle to the uninhabited place in northern Tibet, or go to Lop Nur, where Pengamu died, to identify the authenticity of Pisces jade pendant. Don't choose Fairy Mountain and Jinyun Mountain. Recently, you have to choose Aba in Sichuan. Let's talk about a few dangerous things that happened during rock climbing, pointing to the scars he didn't know when he left and said that this was the evidence left, which absolutely amazed the other party.

When talking, you should also say that you have appeared in the very popular Republic of China. Don't mention Xu Zhimo's Farewell to Kangqiao, and don't mention that Lu Xun's family has two trees. Let's talk about Xu Zhimo's love history with Lu Xiaoman; let's talk about Fu Sinian's slap as a librarian in the library. This slap changed history. Talking about some gossip and wild history in the Republic of China, and then opening his mouth is Liang Shiqiu, and closing his mouth is Gu Hongming's. However, these are not enough. To be an IBer, you have to say some "probable" or "joy" and so on. If you say "Florence" as "Emerang Cui", it will be more like 13 Republic of China.

When you are idle, you occasionally have the desire to smoke. Although IBer mostly doesn't like to smoke, it's okay to smoke one if necessary. At this time, don't take out the legendary emperor. Such a cigarette can't be installed at all for IBer. He took out a bag of big front door and told the other party, "I like the softness of the big front door, as if the tip of my lover's tongue is lingering in my mouth." Lighters should also be exquisite. Don't choose a disposable lighter, and don't choose Zippo. Zippo's hard injury makes you feel that you have no connotation at all, just like a coal boss. Choose Givenchy, which is simple and elegant, injecting a hint of feminine softness into men's masculinity. With the softness of the big front door, it is a perfect date with the lover. Of course, don't use authentic products. Otherwise, when you get on the plane, you will have the desire to change your visa.

Of course, zhuangbility when eating hot pot is not only limited to these, but also a variety of details, which can give full play to zhuangbility. Due to the limitation of space, I won't list them one by one.

Finally, zhuangbility has no lower limit, as long as there is a heart of zhuangbility. Even if you eat hot pot once, you can have a gluttonous feast. Remember, the essence of Zhuangbility is to walk on the surface and put it in the heart.