Chapter 33 Shameless, so shameless
Update in the early morning... This is to make up for yesterday...
"Fighting wits? How can it be a fight?" Everyone looked excited, Tang Bohu and Su Jing asked at the same time.
"Originally, the little woman wanted to ask her own questions to test the princes, but now it seems that Pei Rong's questions are too simple. Let's ask several princes to test each other's opponents. Who can laugh to the end will prove his unparalleled talent, so the little woman will... just..." Xie Peirong blushed Said.
Su Jing looked at her delicate face and proud figure, but she was thinking about it. Last night, he had a glue-like night with He Yihan, which was regarded as liberating his desire in the world.
Su Jing swallowed and said loudly, "This is very good and fair. Pei Rong, please take a good look at how Su Jing singled out the four talents!"
"Hmm!" The four princes disapproved of Su Jing's provocative eyes, mainly because Su Jing's bruised eyes beaten by Miss Xie were not lethal.
"So... Brother, how about we discuss it first?" Su Jing walked into Zhu Zhishan's side.
Zhu Zhishan also said at all: "I will accompany you at any time! I don't know what Brother Su wants to compare with me? Choose whatever you want!"
"What a big tone!" Su Jing smiled secretly in his heart, "In this case... let's count 30 in a simple way!"
Zhu Zhishan is a little puzzled, "What is thirty? I don't understand."
"Haha, as a simple game like 30, aren't you as one of the four talents? Let me teach you! You count from the beginning, for example, if I count one, you can continue to count two, I count three or four, and you can continue to count five or six. You can count two or less in a row at a time, so that whoever counts to 30 first will win!"
Zhu Zhishan silently remembered the rules Su Jing said in his heart. After a while, he nodded and said, "Well, well, I'll play this thirty with you to see what tricks you can do!"
Su Jing smiled and said, "Is it Brother Zhu or me?"
"Whatever you want!"
"Then let's start from here, one or two."
"Three Four"
"May 6"
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"Twenty-seven" Su Jing tried to end with a multiple of three every time, and naturally won easily. "Brother Zhu, there is no need to continue. You lost!"
Zhu Zhishan was a little unconvinced and immediately roared, "You must be the one who reported first. I will report first, and then we will play another game. If I lose, I will abstain!"
Su Jing nodded disapprovingly, and the result...
"26, 27! Brother Zhu, you lost again!"
"This...you..." Zhu Zhishan still wants to say something, but he is wronged, and he can't blame anyone. "Huh! Su Jing, you are so awesome! I lost!"
You don't know how to play simple math games, and you still call yourself a talent!
"Okay, okay, okay!" Zhou Bing said hello three times, "Brother Su is really smart, and I also want to compete with you."
"Brother Zhou Bing, just answer the question!"
"I will make a couplet: one two three four five six seven. Brother Su, please give me a couplet."
"Filial piety, loyalty, courtesy and integrity! Ha ha, Brother Zhou scolded me for 'Forget Eight', so I'll give Brother Zhou a 'shameless' title. Su Jing said indifferently.
Zhou Bing did not stop and then said, "Two apes cut wood deep in the mountains, let's see how the little monkey seesaw (sentence)?"
Su Jing thought for a moment and said, "A horse is trapped in the mud and asks the old beast how to get out (question)!"
One regarded the other as a monkey, and the other called the author an old beast, which was just rightly funny and humorous, but Xie Peirong was amused. But Tang Bohu couldn't smile on his face.
"Okay, Brother Su, you are so witty. I also abstained from this game." Zhou Bing did not get angry, but took the initiative to withdraw from the game.
In Su Jing's view, Zhou Bing is the only one who is the most eye-catching among these four talents.
Wen Zhengming did not give Su Jing a chance to breathe, and immediately greeted him, "Mr. Su, let's come..." But before he finished speaking, hedong lion roared, but the person who came was Wen Zhengming's wife.
"You flower-hearted radish, did you come to kiss me behind my back? You don't look like yourself in Xuanwu Lake. Will Miss Xie like you? There are enough concubines in the family. Are you still greedy? Come to hell!"
Su Jing sincerely felt pain for Wen Zhengming. It was really a great misfortune in life to meet such a tough woman. Therefore, Su Jing also thought of Xie Peishan, who beat herself in the morning, and couldn't help trembling all over.
Xie Peirong looked embarrassed.
Tang Bohu immediately stood up to relieve the siege. During the period when Tang Bohu relieved his brother, Su Jing approached Miss Xie.
"Pei Rong, Yihan has told me the secret and asked me to save you. The tiger surnamed Tang is not a good man! You have to be careful!"
However, Su Jing's kindness was not well rewarded. Instead, she was slapped and bruised by Miss Xie, which made Su Jing laugh and cry.
"You are already my sister's husband. Do you still want to leave any wrong thoughts about my sister?"
Su Jing had to cover his face and retreat.
"Tang, now there is only a decisive battle left for the two of us. Then you can come up with the question!"
"Can I take the question? I'm afraid that my problem is too difficult, and the first question will make Su Jing difficult for you. Brother Su, you have a problem first!" Tang Bohu fanned the folding fan arrogantly, but his eyes looked up and down at Xie Peirong, who was slightly angry at this moment.
"Okay, then I'll show you what talent is in front of Miss Xie!" Since Tang is arrogant, Su Jing doesn't have to be modest. He searched for the obscene thoughts in his mind and said, "Let's go to the poem!" To the serial sentence!"
"Good! Then Brother Su, please speak first!"
Su Scenic Spot nodded and said, "I'm laughing at the tiger in front of Xuanwu Lake. I don't know where the beast came from?"
Tang Bohu cursed shamelessly in his heart, but on the surface, he expressed, "In the depths of the five mountains, he is the king and dances!"
"If you dare to be a hero with poor dancing skills, Dongshi can also win the king's favor!" Su Jing scolded the tiger again.
"You... I'm furious and unstoppable. Don't come to the world!"
"How can you establish your reputation and be rejected for thousands of years!"
Xie Peirong listened to Su Jing's sentence and scold Tang Bohu, but there was a feeling of pleasure in her heart. She couldn't help saying angrily, "This Su Jing is so shameless, so shameless!"
"Damn! In ancient times, there were few cheap people, but now there is one in front of him!" Tang Bohu was angry and immediately opened his mouth to curse.
"It's just that you don't know that the villain is actually a prince!" Su Jing directly transferred the meaning of swearing to Tang Bohu himself!
At this time, the first talent became manic. He smashed the tea set on the coffee table to the ground, put away the folding fan and pointed to Su Jing's nose and said, "You... Su Jing! OK! Very good! I have regarded you as my biggest enemy! Don't let me meet you in the future, otherwise... Humph, don't blame me for not giving in!"
After saying that, he looked at Xie Peirong with some regret and tenderness, and then strode away from Pinmingxuan!