Chapter 25
Susu was used to being dull and found that this was no longer Xu's patio.
Why didn't she know when she came to this ancient tree in the wilderness?! Susu covered her mouth in surprise and remembered very timely... This steamed bun's face never came to her for no reason, and every time she came to her, there was always a series of bad things!
Su Su had a deep face and stared at his hand defensively. God, what are you going to do when you come to me this time?
Lan Qing's face suddenly dissipated. Originally, he looked at the snake demon sleeping... obediently, and he didn't know how much he was like when he lowered his head and calculated his belly. Then he began to tease and pulled out a feather on his body to scratch her face. Unexpectedly... but she just caught the horse's foot, which made her lose face and sweep the floor with dignity. Now he heard that she took the initiative to change the topic, which is exactly what he is proud of. He immediately changed his high expression and couldn't help saying happily, "I came to you for the secret order."
Sure enough...mei god! Why do you want her to guess every time? Can't you change the purpose occasionally so that she can't guess?
If you change your partner and change your identity, you can't beat it, just escape. However, what she is facing now is a great god... She can't hide, and she can't escape! She can only let it be, and she is in a situation where they slaughter and have no power to fight back. There is nothing more tragic than this! Su Su looked up to the sky and sighed, weakly lowering her shoulders, all kinds of sadness and helplessness. God, what are you going to do?!"
Lan Qing gave her a look, "I have thought of a foolproof strategy. If this move comes out, it will definitely come true.
Susu's heart trembled vigorously. The first time I found that the steamed bun face turned out to be such a terrible species!
"What do you want to do?" Susu was more defensive and carefully moved back two steps.
"It's nothing..." Lan Qing narrowed his eyes too big. "I have inquired many times in the past few days and learned that if men and women want to have sex in the world, the most direct way is to use **."
"You're not going to do such an obscene thing!" Susu's eyes widened in surprise. How can children be so impure!
"Of course, I won't do this kind of thing." Lan Qing curled his lips disdainfully.
Susu breathed a sigh of relief and nodded wildly. Well said!
Lan Qing said again, "The ** in the mortal world is too useless. How could I do such an uncertain stupid thing?"
Susu had a hard neck... Why did she have such a bad illusion?
"I went to Jiuzhongtian yesterday and asked Laojun for a few elixirs. If you think so, you can be foolproof."
Su Su is silent. For a long time, she raised her face and asked with difficulty in breathing: "...Is it foolproof? Who are you going to use this elixir for? Isn't it..." Don't be her! She doesn't want to become... What's that name? Flower picker? No... it should be a flower picker!" I can't keep up with my skills. Even if I take that medicine, it's useless. Instead, it will mess things up! At that time, it will be very bad if the chicken is not eroded!"
"Little demon, what are you thinking about? Naturally, what I said was Xu Hanwen. Lanqing looked at her strangely, "Didn't you say that you are not good at the bed brother? I think that Xu Xian should be much more useful than you. In this case, why don't you let him take the initiative to send it to you **, so that he won't save your things?
Susu: "..." Who on earth broke who!" Don't be like this..." Susu smiled a little stiffly, "You don't want to use this dirty means. He will hate me when he wakes up~"
Lan Qing looked at her coldly, "Little demon, do you want to resist the order?"
Convex... will use this to press her! Is there any other way!
"No...but..." Susu bit her tongue, thought hard, and said, "But... Xu Xian is not a fool. How can he take the initiative to take this elixir?"
Lan Qing's expression became more complacent. Can't you think of what you want? You don't need to worry about this kind of thing. Naturally, I will solve it."
"But..." Susu pointed at her finger, "Xu Xian is a mortal. Will the elixir in heaven work on mortals? ...In other words, will it be a little too much to use the elixir of immortals on mortals? What if he can't stand it?
"..." Lan Qing's face is very deep. He really hasn't thought about this problem. This little demon is getting more and more able to open which pot!
Susu was just fooling. Unexpectedly, looking at his face, he was still serious... It was also crooked. It can be delayed for a while! She has never been mentally prepared to die bravely.
"Any elixir in the fairyland is a treasure for mortals. How can it be harmful to Xu Hanwen? You think too much."
Susu complained rudely: "But that's **...not a casual medicine."
Lan Qing: "..."
Susu looked at him worriedly, "Why don't you find a person or animal to try first?"
Lan Qing hesitated for a long time before taking out a small medicine bottle of white jade pure porcelain from his sleeve. Since you are so worried, I will give you a try and let you put down this heart. There is so much lack of energy when you hear this.
Actually, it's you who are worried about yourself... Let your mouth be hard! Susu glanced at him calmly, calmly took the porcelain bottle, pulled out the plug, and smelled a light fragrance... Produced by Tianjie, it was indeed relatively high-end.
Su Su sighed, put the bottle upside down on the palm of her hand, pounded it for a long time, and poured out a pill the size of Merrisu. Su Su couldn't believe it, "You are really stingy. He only gave you two pills. It's really disgruous!" She didn't mean to sow discord...
Lan Qing's face suddenly became ugly.
Susu handed the pill to Lanqing, "Try it."
Lanqing looked at it for a long time and looked a little reluctant, with a bulging face. After being stared at by Susu for a long time, she finally moved her lips and picked up a formula. A gust of wind rolled up flat and blew up the leaves. Susu quickly hugged the tree trunk. What is he going to do? Before she could ask, the sound of birds suddenly sounded endlessly. There began to make all kinds of noises in the woods. Susu was sighing when she saw a rustling sound not far away. A beautiful pheasant flew out of the forest, ran quickly under the tree where Susu was sitting, lowered her neck and squatted.
Su Su secretly shouted strangely and almost couldn't help clapping her hands. What a useful spell! If you learn it, you won't starve to death if you get lost in the forest in the future.
Lan Qing casually threw the elixir at it. The pheasant jumped, and his posture was particularly vigorous and beautiful. He held the elixir and swallowed it into his stomach. A warm light lit up from its abdomen, gradually expanded, and finally wrapped its whole body.
Throughout the whole process, Susu watched with a particularly surprising look. It turns out that the same kind is really used to kill each other!
The pheasant suddenly clucked, and Susu quickly condensed her eyes on it. But when he saw that the pheasant suddenly became particularly anxious, he did not look as obedient as at the beginning. It's like... chicken blood! From the beginning of the low cry, the sound is getting louder and louder... It keeps flapping its wings, jumping up and down, and rubbing the mud. This range is getting louder and louder over time, and the mood looks very excited, and there is a tendency to be more and more excited. Susu saw that its feathers slowly fell off at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the little chicken quickly bulged into... muscles!! The whole process is the time to wash the vegetables.
Susu was stunned and her chin was in a state of free fall. This magical**...
The pheasant under the tree lost its wings, and its body became extremely heavy and could not fly at all. The whole thing looks huge. It stared at Susu and Lanqing on the tree with red eyes, flapping its bare wings and constantly trying to hit the tree. This tree really has a tendency to be shaken. It hasn't been hit by it once, and several leaves have fallen off.
Su Su swallowed a mouthful of water with difficulty and tightly grabbed the corners of Lan Qing's clothes. She couldn't imagine that being caught by this chicken would end up...
It's really terrible!!
She stared at Lan Qing with an entangled expression. Lan Qing looked at her with a more entangled expression, and then looked at the mutant pheasant under the tree. Finally, he grabbed her hand and picked a formula to take her away from the tree that was almost knocked down.
When Susu stepped on the ground again, it was already a small lake in the mountains. The lake is not very big, only half the size of a basketball court, but it is clearer... It seems to be so familiar. The lakes in the world are probably about the same. Susu quickly pulled her thoughts back and adjusted her mentality.
Although she doesn't want to mention it, but... If the effect of this elixir is like this, she thinks it's better not to apply it to practice. It's really scary! This mutation comes faster than anything else. Susu recalled the stripped muscle chicken and suddenly got goose bumps all over her body. If Xu Xian really ate that strange thing, did he lose his hair and become a muscular man???
Susu silently shook off two layers of goose bumps. Sure enough, Xu Xian, who is thinner and longer, looks more pleasing to the eye!
"God, this elixir... is not wrong, right? Why is it so... scary?"
"How can I make such a mistake!" Lan Qing's face is even worse.
"Okay..." Susu gave in decisively and quarreled with children, which was the most unwise!" But... In today's scene, Su Su thinks that the elixir in the world is more suitable for mortals... Therefore, God, let's mention your plan later. What do you think?"
"...I can't." Lan Qing lowered his head powerlessly.
"What?" Susu pulled out her ears.
"It's late." Lan Qing looked a little annoyed. The original spring breeze disappeared clean early in the morning. Obviously, the children had never seen the world and were also scared by the scene just now.
Susu's heart beat several times, "What's too late..." Don't scare her! She has always been a fragile monster!
"That elixir..." Lan Qing dared not look at her. Xu Hanwen has already eaten it."
Susu was stunned and immediately bounced up, "When did you do it? Why don't I know?!"
"Of course you won't know. What do you know? I will take care of this when you are asleep. Lan Qing looked at her with disgust.
Susu was a little disgusted and put her mind on the second half of the sentence. How did you do it? Xu Xian... doesn't look like that kind of person who is not careful. Maybe..."
"You'd better put down those fluke thoughts." Lan Qing looked annoyed, arrogant and entangled, and Su Su was worried. There is nothing that can't be done."
Yes, yes... It's embarrassing to be here when everything has been smashed by you!
Lanqing also thought of this. The original arrogance subsided a lot. He flattened a steamed bun's face and said, "I just pretended to be an old man to sell tea by the roadside, and the elixir melted into the tea."
"He drank..."
"Natural."
Susu cleverly grasps the loopholes. No... It's not a hot day that makes people thirsty. How can he drink tea for no reason?
Lanqing was questioned, gave her a white look and said angrily, "Do you think I'm a useless little demon like you!"
Yes... She is useless~ But at least it won't be too useful like this. Bend a good thing like this!
Susu continues to wisely not care about him. ...So, Xu Xian has already taken an elixir?"
Lan Qing suddenly flattened... Su Su didn't know why, so he heard Lan Qing weakly say, "It's not one..."
Susu asked casually, "What is not one?"
"Yes..." Lan Qing stretched out four fingers, "Five."
"Oh, five..." Susu's eyes suddenly widened, "What are you talking about? Five?! Are you kidding?! One chicken has become that virtue. Do you want Xu Xian to blow himself up to death?!"
Lan Qing was accused and suddenly became angry. Why do you blame me for being a lowly little demon! I... I also don't know, okay?" However, the momentum of the second half of the sentence suddenly decreased, and it was no longer a pressure. Susu doesn't pay attention to it at all.
"You still feed him so much without knowing it!" Susu scolded angrily. If this child doesn't teach a good lesson, he really doesn't know how to respect the old and love the young!
"Isn't that just in case!" Lan Qing refuted with a steamed bun face, and his face turned red. I don't know if it's shy or angry?
Lanqing has shown weakness, but Susu did not appreciate it and complained coldly, "In case you are quite considerate." What should be prevented is not guarded, but what should not be prevented has been prevented! Then what do you do now?"