Chapter 381 Danzhu Philosophy
Dan Zhu walked out of the Yellow Emperor Palace angrily. Tang Yao, the servant outside the door, was waiting with two masters of the Tang tribe. From afar, he heard that his emperor was in a bad mood. He hurried over and smiled and said, "Your Majesty, you should really go to see the old lady! Since you came to Diqiu, you have only visited her on the first day. In the past few days, I have gone to greet the old lady for you, and every time she asks about you! Let's go. The villain will take you there.
"Go there," Dan Zhu pushed him away and said angrily, "Who is impatient to see her? Every time I see her, I teach her some truth, which makes me upset. I'm in a bad mood. Let's go to the bottom of Diqiu City and find a beautiful aunt.
Tang Yao is fifty years old. He is almost so fat that he is round. He is five feet tall and weighs 300 pounds. Not to mention that he can't reach out and touch his navel, he is extremely reluctant to open his eyelids, because the two eyelids are half a catty.
He is the favorite minister around Dan Zhu, and his best ability is to make entertainment programs for Dan Zhu. This person is also awesome. On the 30th of every month, he can actually make Danzhu play fresh flavors every day and enjoy it. However, as soon as he heard Dan Zhu's words, Tang Yao was also shocked and said, "Your Majesty, this... This is the Emperor's Hill, which is not as good as our Pingyang City. If some folk women are abducted... I'm afraid that the emperor's reputation will be damaged."
"Fuck you!" Dan Zhu was annoyed and pointed to his nose and said, "Look who is behind you?"
Tang Yao looked back. In addition to the temple warriors guarding the imperial palace, he brought the two masters Tang Qianmo and Tang Yewang. He said strangely, "There are the two of them behind!"
"Let's do it!" Dan Zhu pat his head and said, "Tang Qianmo and Tang Yewang are the second and third masters of the guardians of our earth. Who is stronger or weaker than Xun Gao, who is known as the first person in the imperial mound earth system?"
Tang Yao's scalp was also fat and thick, and he didn't feel pain, but he didn't understand what he meant. He touched his scalp and said puzzledly, "Xingao Gao... Well, one-on-one ministers dare not say it, but two-on-one, I'm afraid Xing Gao will lose."
"Let's do it!" Dan Zhu knocked on him again, "Xun Gao still can't resist the two of them. Can we secretly abduct a few beautiful aunts from the people and expose their identities? Are you stupid?"
Tang Yao suddenly realized that his face was full of fat and trembling. He said, "You are extremely smart, and I can't catch up with you for eight lifetimes of reincarnation!" That's right, that's right. Don't worry, I'm going to take a walk under Diqiu City. Which one do you like? I can unknowingly get you a taste.
Tang Qianmo and Tang Yewang are twin brothers, top masters of the natives and heroes of the Tang clan. They are 36 years old. They are square and square. They are also quiet, like two pieces of the same lumps. Based on this advantage, Dan Zhucai likes to take them wherever he goes.
As soon as the two brothers heard that Dan Zhu was going to harm the folk girl, they couldn't help looking at each other and frowned. Tang Qianmo hugged his fist and said, "Your Majesty, Lord Tang Yao's words are reasonable just now..."
"Aha?" Dan Zhu was stunned, and then smiled happily and rushed over and patted him on the shoulder. "You two finally figured it out? Alas, as a clan king and Bei Yuejun, I work for the tribe, and I have a lot of daily pressure! Just find a little beautiful girl to get angry, and then deal with tribal affairs in high spirits. That's great! Hey, you two object every time. Well, it's not too late to communicate with each other now. I'm very happy.
Tang Qianmo shook his head and said, "Your Majesty, what I said at the beginning of Lord Tang Yao made sense, but later it was farting."
"Uh..." Dan Zhu was annoyed again and his face turned red.
"Your Majesty, the emperor governs Yanhuang with benevolence and virtue, and regards young people as sons and old people as fathers, so all the people in the world support him." Tang Qianmo said coldly, "The emperor has always abducted his wives and daughters around Pingyang City. The folk customs of our Tang tribe are open. Young men and women sometimes have wild * cooperation, which is not harmful. However, there are people in each tribe in the imperial hill, and the customs are different. Your move is very easy to be criticized, and it is inevitable that it will damage the emperor's reputation.
Dan Zhu said angrily, "You... I said that your brothers are really ashamed of the natives. It's better to invest in the wooden system and be a veritable wooden pimple. Well, with the supreme magical power of your two brothers, you can secretly abw his mother's three or five little beautiful aunts and be found?
Tang Qianmo was not good at talking and was speechless. The two brothers looked at each other for a long time and did not come up with a good reason to refute Dan Zhu. Is it possible that even with the magic power of the two of them, they will really show their feet? This is a shame to admit.
The four people were noisy all the way. They rode down the horse down the Diqiu City. When they arrived at the sky street, Dan Zhu was too lazy to listen to their quarrel. He pointed to Tang Yao and shouted, "You let them change their minds and don't prevent me from touching the beautiful women around. When they touch it, they don't take action. I'll cut off your hand.
Tang Yao frowned sadly and began to beg the Tang brothers again.
No one in Danzhu's ear was noisy, and he was in a very good mood. He rode his horse around on the Tianjie Street of Diqiu. He has a very high taste, and ordinary women don't like it. After wandering in the streets and alleys for a few hours, he didn't find any beautiful aunts with national beauty. He couldn't help but feel sad: "Why are these women in Diqiu extremely ugly?"
Tang Yao smiled and said, "Your Majesty, how can an ordinary woman enter your eyes? Why don't we go for a walk in the suburbs? Maybe... Hey hey, there are young men and beautiful women in the countryside at this time. If they happen to hit you, won't they..."
He was worried about Di Yao's anger and wanted to keep this evil fetus away from Diqiu. Unexpectedly, this words immediately won Dan Zhu's approval: "Your head is good! I didn't spoil you for nothing! Exactly!" He was full of interest and showed his desire. "If they are preparing to meet me, the man is timid, hey, but the girl's sexual desire is flourishing... What should I do? I'm really helpless! I had to bend down to comfort her. Alas... Can you sacrifice yourself as a person as I am?
Even if he is so shameless as Tang Yao, he can't help but be stunned and doesn't know how to respond. The Tang brothers turned red, just like two pieces of red soil in the south of the Yangtze River.