Chapter 290 The Power of Pig Manure

Xiao Yun didn't attack in the face of the old village head. And in Director Wu's eyes, as long as he can control the old village head, then the mountain people here can be bullied by him. This is the law of survival he learned in big cities. However, obviously, he forgot that the rules of survival in big cities do not apply to mountain people. Especially not applicable to Xiao Yun, a man who has just struggled out of hell.

"You shameless person, you killed my master. Today, I will kill you to comfort my master's spirit in heaven!"

The heroine played by Luo Yulan's face was full of frost at this time, and her eyes were full of angry light. She scolded angrily at a guy who looked at first glance.

The invous embryo said with a smile, "Hey hey, I said Yuxiao Fairy, don't be angry. In fact, your master is a sanctimonth. My heart is full of obscene things. I killed him, which was to eliminate harm for the people. It can even be said that I killed him to a large extent to keep your chastity. Hey hey, don't let the dog bite Lv Dongbin and don't know the hearts of good people!"

"Nonsense, my master raised me when I was a child. I don't know which one I mentioned the name of the gentleman's sword in the world. You ** thief, you not only use tricks to harm my master, but also speak evil words and falsely slander my master's reputation. If I don't kill people today, it's not enough to calm my girl's hatred!"

I have to say that Luo Yulan has quite good acting skills. At least, this kind of gritting teeth is a little real in Xiao Yun's eyes.

"You were kept in the dark and said that I slandered the old immortal? Do you hear the sound of mice every time you take a shower? Humph, that's what your so-called gentleman sword master made it. He knows that you are most afraid of the sound of mice. As soon as you hear the sound of mice, you don't dare to leave the pool at all. When you are extremely nervous, you don't even dare to look around. Humph, and the old man will sneak into the bathroom and play 'five and one' in front of you. Let me ask you, did you take a shower once? When you closed your eyes, you were suddenly ejaculated by a milk-like thing in your mouth?

At this point, the guy couldn't help but say proudly, "Hmph, do you think of it now? These are not made up by me. I have seen them with my own eyes. I'm greedy for flowers, but I'm a real villain, but your master is a beast in human skin. Hey hey, in my opinion, you still follow me obediently. I promise you to eat spicy food. And my 'milk' is enough. Yuxiao Fairy, hey hey, Yuxiao, who is a mother, should have a good job, right?

"Shameless traitor, but at this moment, he still spits dirty words and slanders the family teacher. I will never let go today..." Before the chivalrous words fell, I heard the villain say, "Look at the hidden weapon." Then the villain raised his hand and threw a stone at the heroine.

At this time, the play was performing to the high part C. Everything was possible to pass at once, but it was unexpected that the stone thrown by the villain suddenly fell into Xiao Yun's goose ring and hit the aluminum goose pot. Then there was a 'bang'. And the goose in the circle was also scared by the sound and shouted loudly.

Director Wu was sitting next to the group of geese. Hearing this cry, he couldn't help shouting, "Remember that the sound quality of this paragraph should be dealt with..."

Supervisor Liu quickly nodded and flattered. And after the geese shouted loudly a few times, when they saw that no one paid attention to them, they bowed their heads and ate, ignoring those messy people or things.

Director Wu waved his hand depressedly. Supervisor Liu agreed and quickly motioned the prop personnel to prepare. Two small and transparent rain lines tied a stone and something like a dart made of iron. They pulled along the pre-prepared cableway, and then the stone and the iron dart collided together.

At this time, as soon as the camera turned, there was a man in a martial arts costume standing on the bamboo building. He was doing a dart shape.

"The bold traitor used such a despicable and shameless means! Do you know who you are going to assassinate?

The man shouted, then jumped down the hanging rope and the slide, and a heroic figure came to his face.

The man fell beside Luo Yulan and looked at the villain with contemptuous eyes. After that, the heroine played by Luo Yulan knelt down and said, "My subordinate Jinyiwei Qianhu Ouyang broke his heart to meet His Highness. It's too late to come down. I hope the princess will forgive me..."

Hearing the man's non-coherent words, Xiao Yun couldn't help laughing. Although Xiao Yun knows little about ancient things, the so-called Jinyiwei Qianhu should not say anything about 'forgiveness' on such an occasion. Isn't it purely an act of looking for a henchman who dares to say 'forgiveness' to his master? What's the matter with this? Is this director an idiot?

This idea flashed through Xiao Yun's mind, and then he was relieved. The director was at least almost far away from the idiot. Anything can be understood.

The heroine played by Luo Yulan looked at the man kneeling in front of her with a stunned face. After a while, she said at a loss, "You...who are you called? Who...who is the princess again? I... me? Did you recognize the wrong person?

And the man stood up, with a solemn look. He hugged Chao Tianxu and said, "Your Majesty..."

At this point, the man suddenly shut up and spit a few mouths. Luo Yulan and the villain also covered their mouths and noses at this time and ran away from their original positions. Among them, Luo Yulan made a big front because of the hanging rope hanging under her skirt. And the most critical point is that the woman is vacuum inside and doesn't wear underwear at all.

Of course, this is not Luo Yulan's exposure complex, but according to the director's role, she wants the heroine to become ** (female), and finally do something ** - the drama of the chaotic court comes out. This without underwear is just a foreshadowing.

Anyway, this so-called secret history or something, I don't dare to shoot it without getting something like this. It can't be more normal.

But I didn't expect that Luo Yulan's bare buttocks were very embarrassing in the eyes of the people around her.

Qin Qingwu turned his face at this time and blushed. The blood fox had a calm expression. While eating the stew, he put his little mouth close to Xiao Yun's ear. The mosquito said, "This woman, I don't know how many men have been made. It has turned carbon black..."

Xiao Yun looked at the blood fox with an embarrassed face and said nothing.

Although the blood fox said so, Xiao Yun knew that the blood fox did not have any rejection or demand for these things at all. Xiao Yun didn't know whether the blood fox used his body to please the man to complete the task. However, Xiao Yun knew that the blood fox did not regard her own body as a woman or a man's body at all, but only as a tool for killing.

For the blood fox, her body is for killing people. As for whether this body looks like a woman or a man, it doesn't matter at all. There is no way to change anything.

It's just like when Xiao Yun saw the blood fox bare in the bathroom. At that time, the first place the blood fox covered with a bath towel was the tattoo on her body, not the lower part and chest that were more important to women.

Now the blood fox is just contempt for the so-called international star. As for why she despised Luo Yulan, only the blood fox himself knew.

Just as everyone was looking at Luo Yulan with bloodshot eyes, then Supervisor Liu jumped his feet and roared, "Futam, where is the stench from? Come on... Stop..."

While jumping his feet, Supervisor Liu ran to the old village head and roared, "Old village head, what the hell is going on? Our play is going well. Where did the stench come from? It's so stinky... Look, look, what's going on..."

The old village head was also stunned by the scene in front of him, especially Luo Yulan's big buttocks in front of everyone. However, although the old village head is a man, after all, he is old and doesn't care much about this. Hearing Supervisor Liu jumping and roaring, he quickly sniffed his nose. At this time, the stench had also permeated in front of them, so the old village head quickly stamped his feet and said, "Supervisor Liu, don't worry, I'll go and have a look..." After saying that, the old village head turned around and left.

Two minutes later, the old village head came over with a strong middle-aged woman. As soon as she came, she smiled with an embarrassed face and said, "Well, this is his aunt, from my village. She didn't know that she was making an art movie here, so... Well, pick up pig dung to water vegetables, you shouldn't have passed by here... Alas... This... It's not embarrassing, Director Wu..."

The old village head said and hurriedly winced at the middle-aged woman, as if to let the middle-aged woman apologize or something. However, the middle-aged woman didn't look at the old village head at all and said fiercely, "Old village head, I don't care what you said. People all over the world walk. Besides, I have been walking this road for decades. What does it mean that I should not take this road? Oh, they made their so-called movies, but they asked me not to water the vegetables? Where is there such a truth in the world?"

Zhaocai's aunt's husband died at a young age. She raised three daughters and a son alone, which can be said to be a difficult life. However, this difficult life has also created his aunt's perseverance. As long as she makes sense, she will never give in. Naturally, the old village head knew this, so he winced at the middle-aged woman so that she could bow her head slightly and admit her mistake, which was exposed. After all, these people are the gods of wealth in the village. With the money of these people, the village is much better this year.

"Ha ha..." At this time, Qin Qingwu also recovered from the shyness of Luo Yulan's buttocks. Hearing his aunt Zhao Cai's words, he couldn't help covering his mouth and smiling softly, "The word 'grace' of His Majesty's grace was not said, but it was swallowed... ...Hehe..."

And the female teacher also found it funny. At the same time, she also felt that these people were talking about art, and they were all about sex. So he blushed and whispered, "I deserve it. I don't have the ability to make good movies and TV. It's all about making these SE things to humiliate people..."

"Uh-huh..." The blood fox also nodded and said yes, but for a while, it also made Xiao Yun calm down from his anger and laughed.