Urban Alchemist

Chapter 292 messed up

"Everyone is tired of filming. Come on and try our unique wild pheasant stewed with wild mushrooms. This is a real wild pheasant. It was found by the hunters in our village. And this mountain fungus is all adult old mountain bacteria, nourishing yin and nourishing yang. Whether men and women eat it, it is a great tonic. The eldest son of the old village head wiped the sweat on his face and said to the crowd with a smile.

The old village head asked him to arrange fire food. Naturally, he also made a lot of money through the relationship between the old village head. Because he is the son of the old village head, it can be said that he is going through the back door. Because he was afraid of being said, he spent a lot of time thinking about these meals.

When the old village head saw his son coming, he also got busy: "Director Wu, Supervisor Liu, this is a specialty in our mountains. Look at this purple bamboo tube rice, this is not something that people in the city can eat!"

"Well, I smelled a fragrance before I got close, just like the wind in the mountains. Ah, I don't know how long it has been since I went to the countryside for dinner. The prosperity of big cities is prosperous, but there is no such primitive amorous feelings... Old village head, you are bothered!"

Supervisor Liu sniffed his nose like a dog. When the faint fragrance came, Supervisor Liu's original contemptuous eyes immediately emitted a light of joy. At first, he thought there would be nothing delicious in this poor mountain village. But now he understands that the food here is not comparable to the delicacies in the so-called big city.

The old village head's son deliberately filled Luo Yulan with a bowl of chicken soup in a big bowl, while Luo Yulan lightly threw a wink at the old village head's son and said, "Thanks!"

Luo Yulan's charming eyes made the simple and honest man turn into a big red face. He quickly put the chicken soup on the prop box in front of Luo Yulan and hurried back. It is undeniable that Luo Yulan does have the ability to confuse men.

When the old village head who was serving soup heard Luo Yulan's words, he was stunned, and then his face was cold. He shouted at his son, "Dazhu, what kind of soup do you make? Why is there shit in the soup?

Dazhu, the son of the old village head, looked at his father puzzledly with a confused face. The meal was cooked by him with his wife and several sharp women in the village. They knew that people in the city loved to be clean, so they bought vegetables and rice several times. The chicken was washed over and over again without leaving any trace of blood. But how can there be shit in the soup?

As soon as those who picked up the soup heard the old village head's words, they seemed to have really eaten a few mouse droppings. They threw down the soup bowls on the spot and spit it out. Especially Director Liu and Director Wu, it seems that even the courage has been spit out.

Seeing this, Dazhu quickly shook his head to explain, and the old village head did not seem to listen to Dazhu's explanation at all. He pointed to Luo Yulan and said, "In this case, then... How can Miss Luo Yulan say that there are three shits in it?"

At this time, everyone understood that all this was just a misunderstanding. Director Wu, who almost spit out the bitterness on the side, came back. It turned out that all this came from Luo Yulan's 'English'.

After vomiting, everyone couldn't help laughing at the simplicity of the old village head. Director Wu took over the pure water bottle, rinsed his mouth and said to the old village head, "Old village head, Miss Luo said that's English, not that there are three pieces of shit in the soup, hehe, that's English meaning It means thank you..."

When the old village head heard this, he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. He quickly apologized to the crowd and said that he had made a mistake. Supervisor Liu, on the other hand, commanded the man to clean up all the dirty things he vomit. After a while, everyone ate again.

And Xiao Yun covered his mouth and smiled softly, because the old village head blinked at Xiao Yun when he apologized. Xiao Yun knew that the old village head was deliberately cheating on these guys.

Although he is from the mountains, he has the simplicity and kindness of the people in the mountains. But it doesn't mean that he can let these people fool him. For the benefit of the villagers, he can't drive these people away, and he has to greet these people with a smile. However, after all, he has been the village head for a lifetime, and at least he is an official. He still has these tricks.

After tossing for an hour, those people were also full of food and drinking. When the old village head and Dazhu cleaned up the bowls and chopsticks, they saw the leftover rice and the chicken skins picked out. Those chicken, especially those with bones, ate two bites casually, and then hurried to hold more chickens. Meat. As a mountain person, Dazhu is not used to such a wasteful situation.

The old village head went to Luo Yulan to clean up. When she saw that she didn't drink chicken or chicken soup, she couldn't help asking strangely, "Miss Luo, are these dishes not to your taste? Why don't you eat chicken, but instant noodles?

The old village head is very puzzled. Does instant noodles taste better than chicken?

Luo Yulan smiled and said, "Although sanchi is also good, I'm losing weight and can't eat greasy food. So I can only eat some noodles..."

The old village head smiled and didn't say anything, so he went to clean up. In the eyes of the old village head, Luo Yulan is not fat, or even thin. However, I have to lose weight in this way. I really don't know what this kind of small arms and calves can do?

After eating, these people began to drink tea and then continued to film. This time, the picture was taken of the joke that the princess of a small village was robbed. In the director's words, this can let the princess know the benefits of 'sex' and lay the groundwork for her later **- (ranic) court.

Of course, this robbery can't use any more little thieves. It's a robber's section. Therefore, some extras are needed to play the robber Luo.

"Old village head, can you help me find some people to act... 100 yuan per person per day, 200 yuan for the robber leader?" Supervisor Liu didn't have any extras to come, so they had to find an old village head to find a way.

Originally, the old village head was not interested in participating in acting, but when he heard that it was 100 yuan per person a day, he couldn't help but nod and said, "Yes... Yes... It's just that I don't know if my big pillar can play the leader of a robber?"

When Supervisor Liu heard the old village head say this, he looked at Director Wu again and couldn't help smiling bitterly. Although Dazhu is also tall, he is a loyal and honest person at first glance. Such a person is not good at playing the role of a robber Luo, let alone the leader of a robber. After all, no matter how angry a loyal and honest person is, he can't feel too real.

Just when Director Wu didn't know whether he should agree or not, Luo Yulan next to him said in a delicate voice, "Let me see, it must be very good to let the man named Roxa on the bamboo building play the head of the robber..."

Luo Yulan's words made Director Wu and Supervisor Liu stunned and looked up in the direction where Xiao Yun was.

I don't know how many people died in Xiao Yun's hands. Such a person is full of murderous blood. Although his realm has been improved by another level and hidden a lot of strong momentum in his body, he still looks a little imposing. It is also appropriate to use him to play the leader of a robber.

And Luo Yulan has been salivated on Xiao Yun for a long time. Such a strong and manly man, she really wants to have some sex with him.

At this time, Supervisor Liu hurriedly waved to Xiao Yun and said, "Hey, brother, you have hit a big luck now. Hurry up and go downstairs. There are many scenes of this robber leader. If you play well, you don't have to live in such a shabby house anymore. It's not up to you to do the flowery world outside..." < /P>

Xiao Yun stood on the bamboo building at this time, looking at the floating clouds in the sky. He didn't even look at the producer Wu. He just shook his head gently, saying that he would not play any robber leader.

When Supervisor Liu saw Xiao Yun shaking his head, he couldn't help but be a little angry: "Hey? Shameless, isn't it? Boy, do you know how many people will rush to do it if you find an extra in the city? What's more, you are still a robber leader with three episodes!"

Director Wu looked at the old village head at this time, hoping that the old village head could come forward. The old village head was a little embarrassed. Because he knew that he had no binding force on Xiao Yun. But if you can really take over this job, the villagers will make another sum of money.

So the old village head said, "Roxa, why don't you come down and have a try? It's a great thing to be able to shoot TV! If you become popular, it's also your creation, isn't it?

"Eagles and crows are birds, but one of them prey and the other can only eat rot. Therefore, there is a saying that eagles hit the sky in this world, but there is no saying that crows hit the sky..."

Xiao Yun said coldly that what he meant was obvious, that is, he had no interest in shooting TV series. They picked whatever scene they wanted, and left quickly after shooting. The arrival of these goods is not welcome here.

The old village head smiled awkwardly, and he understood what Xiao Yun meant. At this time, Luo Yulan roared and looked at Xiao Yun with contemptuous face and said, "Yo, there are quite a lot of words. Which university did you graduate from? Harvard? Or Cambridge? Humph..."

"Who the hell are the crows? It's really unpleasant to talk. Do you think I'm just doing this kind of elegant art when making movies? Let me tell you, I have a friendship with black and white here. I want to mess with you, it's just a matter of the phone. When Supervisor Liu heard Xiao Yun say this at this time, he couldn't help saying it.

At this time, the old village head was also afraid that Xiao Yun would really have something to do with these people, so he quickly came out to persuade him, "Guys, everyone... Don't be like him. People in the mountains have never seen any big world and have a stubborn temper. You adults have a lot. For my point of view, don't care about him..."

"I won't shoot... What kind of plane!" At this time, Luo Yulan turned angrily and walked in the direction of the car.

After shouting twice, Director Liu looked at Director Wu, who shook his head helplessly and said, "Okay, that's all for today. Change to another place tomorrow to continue..."

Xiao Yun watched the people clean up and leave, but did not react at all. The reason why Xiao Yun did this is that after Xiao Yun killed the nightmare that day, he not only got the diary, but also found an old-fashioned Nokia mobile phone from the nightmare. However, the mobile phone is turned off. After all, this kind of border zone has electronic listening and search equipment. If it is turned on, it is easy to be found. The mobile phone will only be turned on after arriving at the designated place to continue the next task.

Of course, Xiao Yun would not bring that mobile phone. He just brought back the mobile phone card inside and got an old mobile phone from the village, ready to insert the card into the mobile phone to see if he could get some clues. And these people here will obviously affect Xiao Yun's actions.