Zhou Ying's day
One day, although Zhou Ying had been fighting with Liu Di, causing chaos in the family, and even Gui'er couldn't help joining the battle group in the end, Zhou Ying still finished his dinner with ease between flames, claws, hot oil and broken furniture. As soon as he arrived at seven o'clock, he stood up on time and walked to the door and asked as usual, "Fire, are you coming?"
"No, I hate that human!" Huoer was pecking at Liu Di and said vaguely. Liu Di did not show weakness. He raised the TV and threw it over. Gui'er shouted, "My new TV!" He waved the pot that was still steaming hot oil and patted Liu Di.
"Then I'll go by myself." Zhou Ying opened the door slowly and walked out. Before the door closed, a teacup hit the door and fell to pieces.
"Mr. Zhou, go out to work." Lin Qingping, who passed by the fifth floor and was taking Lin Rui out, greeted him kindly. Lin Rui also happened to call out, "Goodby, Uncle Zhou."
Zhou Ying squeaked and tried his best to pretend to be a human who greeted his neighbors. Who knew that Lin Rui said again, "Uncle Zhou, did you fight with your wife again? We heard it downstairs."
Zhou Ying opened her mouth and couldn't speak. Lin Qingping quickly scolded Lin Rui: "Xiao Rui, don't talk nonsense."
"That's right, Grandma Wang downstairs said that Uncle Zhou and Aunt live together without getting married, so they don't ask husband and wife to fight, right?" Lin Rui added a sentence innocently.
"Xiao Rui..." Lin Qingping couldn't make the scene, so she had to pull her son away in a hurry. Lin Rui proudly turned around with the fox smile and squeezed her eyes at Zhou Ying.
Lin Ruiming is older than Gui'er, but he is called Aunt Gui'er? Zhou Ying shook her head in confusion, thinking that if Gui'er knew about this matter, it would be another disturbance, and she'd better not to spill it out. As for the routine battle at home, it seems to have affected the human beings downstairs, which is not very good. Next time before asking Huoer to fight, let's apply a muffler spell. Zhou Ying calculated and quickly walked downstairs.
Zhou Ying arrived at the downstairs of Sun Jian's house at 7: 15 minutes according to the agreed time, but Sun Jian did not appear on time as usual. Zhou Ying waited for five minutes and only waited for Sun Jian's phone call: "Zhou Ying, I can't go today. You should be busy with your work. Remember, don't let the suspicious person get on the bus. Another taxi had an accident yesterday! My team has a task. I'll call you tomorrow!" Sun Jian's voice was a little impatient, and after saying that, he made a phone call.
Zhou Ying looked at the mobile phone in his hand. Because human beings have it, he also got one. It seems that it is quite useful for humans who can't spell.
In the past few days, due to the end of the year, the robbery and rental case in Lixin City suddenly became rampant again. Perhaps as Liu said, criminals are also preparing for the New Year's Eve (looking at Liu Di, you know that what he said makes sense. Recently, those bureaucrats who have been stolen and dare not dare not call the police do not know how much they have been patronized by him. Seeing Liu Di's pockets It's bulging). Sun Jian and his colleagues, of course, became busy in the face of such a case. Zhou Ying's taxi became a place for Sun Jian to wait for rabbits every night. He has been following Zhou Ying out of the night car for several days.
Today, without Sun Jian's follower, Zhou Ying naturally stopped going to those remote streets and drove to the downtown according to the old habit.
The lights in the bustling city flow, the flow of people all night, and even the gate of the hospital is always busy until late at night.
Zhou Ying saw the guest get out of the car and remembered that he had not seen Nan Yu for a few days. When he stopped and walked to the gate, he saw Nan Yu standing on the steps and quietly looking at him.
"The more I want to find you, the more I don't see you for a few days." Nanyu and Zhou Ying walked side by side.
"What can I do for you?"
"I would like to remind you that tomorrow will be the tenth day of the 11th lunar calendar." Nanyu looked at his expressionless face, and I guess he couldn't remember it, so he added, "Gui'er's birthday."
"Oh." Zhou Ying still has no reaction.
"What should you send? Huoer, Lin Rui and I will not forget most of Liu Di. Everyone has prepared a little bit. Have you forgotten instead? Nanyu put his hands in his pockets and walked slowly. "Human beings celebrate their birthdays, but they will give gifts to each other."
"Humans send it!" Zhou Ying realized that he had never given anyone a gift. He thought for a long time and asked, "What do you give?"
Nan Yu smiled and said, "I won't say that. Think about it yourself. I still have patients and I'm back." She nodded to Zhou Ying and walked back. She took a few steps to see that Zhou Ying was still thinking in place, and couldn't help laughing more.
Zhou Ying had been thinking about gifts while driving all night. It was not until midnight that she made up her mind to run to the mall to buy something. As soon as she got out of the mall, she saw someone wading from afar to call a car. Unexpectedly, before he drove the car to him, the people turned around and even rolled and crawled.
Zhou Ying drove up and asked the three "people" strangely: "Have you just called a taxi?"
The three "people" sat softly on the ground, and one of them trembledly took out his wallet and handed it into the car window, crying and begged: "Master Zhou, we are blind... We won't sit anymore..."
"Human taxis are not free." Zhou Ying kindly reminded them.
"Yes, yes, they... let's sit..." Three "people" Look at me, let me see you, and sit in the car. Although they are afraid of getting into this death taxi, they are more afraid that it will be worse if they don't take the car and be regarded as teasing him.
"Where are you going?" Zhou Ying pressed the meter.
"Road, intersection..." They were slightly relieved to see that the fire was not in the car.
"Intersection?" It only takes two minutes to walk from the middle of the street to the intersection, and they still have to take a taxi. Sure enough, there are still many rich monsters. However, the customer was God (but Zhou Ying didn't figure out who God was). Zhou Ying stopped the car according to the guest's words, and the "people" threw down their wallets and jumped out of the car.
"It only costs five yuan." Zhou Ying shouted.
"No need to look for it, no need to look for it!" Those "people" ran faster.
What a rich monster, giving 500 yuan for a five-yuan car, Zhou Ying sighed. I remember that the fire had asked me to bring it snacks back, but forget it, people have paid for the car. Zhou Ying even stuffed his wallet into his pocket and reminded himself that if he couldn't find a suitable snack, he would go to Lujiu's place to buy a pig to eat for the fire later.
At about 3 a.m., Sun Jian called again and solemnly warned Zhou Ying to be careful of suspicious people: "This is not just a problem for prisoners who rob taxis! Do you understand? I'm warning you for breaking discipline! Be careful when driving at night! This city is too dangerous!" Sun Jian shouted on the phone because of Zhou Ying's usual tone, "The city is big, and there are all kinds of people!" You are right to listen to me! I'm a policeman!"
Zhou Ying put down the phone and watched Liu Di drag the prey he had just caught out of the car to find a place to enjoy. He thought that what Sun Jian said was really right. There were many dangers in this city. He was hesitating whether to find Liu Di to take half of it back for Huo'er. He opened the door and sat next to him and asked, "Do you want to pull it?"
"Where are you going?" Zhou Ying asked.
The man said an address, and Zhou Ying thought for a while before saying that it was a residential area on the other side of the city. Because there are few residents there now, Zhou Ying rarely goes there. He pressed the meter to start the car and remembered Sun Jian's theory. He looked carefully at the guest who went to a remote place, a white and sven middle-aged man. Wen Zhibin wore a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, which did not look like a robber. However, human beings are not obvious from the appearance. Liu Di has always been inseparable, but Zhou Ying does not have the ability to do so.
The man saw Zhou Ying watching him play "haha": "Master doesn't want to go to such a remote place, does he?" I heard that there have been a lot of car grabbing recently. Be careful. If you can't, just put me on the street. I'll just walk there by myself.
"It doesn't matter." Zhou Ying has no sense of prevention against human robbers.
"It's not easy to do anything. Those robbers are also immoral. So many rich businessmen and senior officials don't rob and specialize in dealing with taxis. Don't you think it's easy to earn that money day and night?" The guest seemed unwilling to let the carriage be silent. As he sighed, he took out a cigarette and lit it. Then he handed it to Zhou Ying, who shook his head.
"The master has been working in this industry for several years."
"Two years." Zhou Ying fixed this answer to this question of human beings.
"It's not easy."
"It's okay."
The guest was a talkative man and Zhou Ying talked with each other, smoking one after another. Zhou Ying answered casually. In fact, he didn't say a few words, just listening to the other party's own nagging.
On the road to the edge of the city, there were fewer high-rise buildings on both sides, the lights were sparse, and people became sparse. On a street without street lights, the guests suddenly asked Zhou Ying to stop the car and embarrassed to say that they would go to the roadside for convenience.
Zhou Ying stopped the car against a construction site that seemed to be half covered and stopped working.
The man hurriedly got out of the car and rushed into the shadow of the roadside. After a while, he wiped his hand with a handkerchief and trotted back, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry to drink more wine." When he pulled the door and sat in, he suddenly covered Zhou Ying's face with a handkerchief.
Zhou Ying smelled a strange smell coming from his handkerchief. He didn't know what the other party was going to do, and he was stunned for a moment.
Seeing that Zhou Ying did not move, the man immediately took out a rope and tied Zhou Ying's limbs with extremely skilled methods. Then he dragged it into the trunk. It was not until the trunk was closed and the car was started that Zhou Ying realized that he had been robbed.
Thinking that he had never been robbed before, and now he can increase his experience as a human being, Zhou Ying quietly stayed in the trunk. He was a little glad that the fire did not follow today, otherwise he could not fully experience the process of being robbed, and in this way, the fire The snacks I ordered are also available, killing two birds with one stone.
Zhou Ying's mobile phone rang at this time. He took a look and found that it was Sun Jian. He thought that answering the phone in the process of being robbed did not seem to be in line with human behavior. He only gave Sun Jian a message and told him to call him back later. In his heart, he praised the human invention in the case that he could not use magic. It's really easy to use.
The car has been driving for a long time. When it stopped, Zhou Ying calculated the time. It was already past four o'clock in the morning. He had to go home for breakfast at six o'clock. If he was late, Gui'er would be angry. At seven o'clock, he had to accompany Gui'er to the flower market to buy goods. At 7:30, he had to hand over the car to Zhu Bing. Zhou Ying calculated the trip in the morning. I don't know how long the robbery would last. Will it be delayed? I'm worried that the gift I bought is still in the carriage. I don't know if it will be eaten by that person.
The trunk was opened and the stars came in. Zhou Ying seemed to have not seen such a starry sky for a long time and blinked.
"You woke up." The man was a little surprised, but he still dragged Zhou Ying, who was bundled like Zongzi, out of the trunk and threw it on the grass.
Zhou Ying quietly looked at him, waiting for the steps of the robbery to happen.
"Are you bold or scared?" The man stroked Zhou Ying's face affectionately. Don't worry, I won't grab your car and don't want your money. How about we talk? He said softly to Zhou Ying, with a strange light flashing in his eyes.
"Didn't you rob me?" Zhou Ying's calm tone was a trace of disappointment.
"No, what should I do such a bad thing!" The man raised an indignant voice and laughed in a low voice. He lay down on Zhou Ying's ear and whispered, "I'm just hungry." Zhou Ying's ears were very uncomfortable with the breath he exhaled, so Zhou Ying looked at him sideways.
"What do you like to eat?" He sat down with Zhou Ying and asked with a smile.
"I don't particularly like it." Zhou Ying is never picky about food.
"Do you like meat?" The man entered some more.
"I'm a vegetarian."
"Vine! Hahahaha!" The man laughed as if he had heard some big joke, "Be a vegetarian! You are human, human beings eat meat! Why are you vegetarian? Humans should eat all kinds of meat, all kinds of meat! Eat all the animals in the world and eat meat! Generations, eat meat to live, eat meat and grow up! Only eat meat!"
"A vegetarian is now advocated on TV." Zhou Ying has always been proud that his eating habits are in line with human trends.
"Who said that! People eat meat! Eat meat! Eat meat! What kind of meat do you like? The man put his nose on Zhou Ying's nose and asked.
"I'm a vegetarian." What does this person have in mind? He asked again less than three minutes after he said it, and Zhou Ying had to answer again patiently.
"Do you think human meat is delicious?" The man stretched out his tongue and licked Zhou Ying's face and asked with a bright smile.
"The human flesh... is medium." Zhou Ying's comprehensive answers to Huoer, Liu Di, Lin Rui, Gui'er and other usual comments.
"Do you like human flesh?" The man took out a knife from his pocket and flashed cold under the starlight. "Have you eaten? Human flesh, do you like it?"
Although human flesh appeared on Zhou Ying's dining table, Zhou Ying really didn't eat it, so he had to shake his head. Unfortunately, this person kidnapped the wrong person. He just discussed this problem with Liu Di. Liu Di usually eats a lot.
"I... ate...it was delicious! I like it very much!" The man patted Zhou Ying's face with a knife and said with an infatuated look.
"It's not good to eat the same kind." Zhou Ying commented. Monsters prey on each other, and some monsters eat monsters of their own kind, but monsters that eat monsters of the same race are always low in the eyes of other monsters. They are regarded as uncivilized barbaric demons. Human beings have always been proud of themselves, and eating the same kind is not in line with their status.
"That taste... fragrant blood, delicious liver... children are tender, women's fragrance, men... tendon..." He commented while rubbing Zhou Ying's face with a knife.
"You are definitely not a monster." Zhou Ying originally suspected that this was a better monster in disguise, but now it doesn't look like it.
"Monsters eat people, right? No, you're wrong. Only people can eat people, and monsters don't eat. There are no monsters in the world, only people, and people are monsters. People eat everything and eat themselves. They also eat meat. Do you know what people say that people eat beasts, beasts also eat people, people eat people, people also eat people... Do you know, weak meat... strong food. He pointed to Zhou Ying and himself.
"The law of the jungle, I know that both Liu Di and Huoer like this law." Zhou Ying felt that monsters knew this law better than human beings.
"You know that's why you're not afraid, right? You know you should be eaten by me... But why don't you scream, scream to be delicious! Shout out to me!" With that, he stabbed Zhou Ying in the shoulder.
Zhou Ying said lightly, "Seriously, I don't think the food is very good."
The man was surprised to see that his knife fell into Zhou Ying's shoulder like a cotton ball. Then Zhou Ying stood up and twisted his body like an eraser a few times to get rid of the rope. He looked at the table and said to himself, "It's almost five o'clock. We have to go back quickly. With the shrinking technique, there is still time to buy breakfast ingredients."
"You, you...' The man stepped back a few steps and looked very surprised.
"I'm a monster." Zhou Ying explained to him, "I don't eat people, but my children eat it. I promise to bring snacks back to give them."
"Monster! Monster!" The man seemed to regain his senses and screamed loudly.
"Once you like meat very much, you should not mind being eaten. The monsters all understand this truth." It is rare to meet human beings who accept this theory. This person is more special.
"Help...Help..." The man shouted and ran up. It's just that he chose the parking place in the extremely remote suburbs, and no matter how loud the shouts are, it is difficult to hear.
"It's not good for food to shout." Zhou Ying said to him quietly.
Zhou Ying remembered that it was nine o'clock in the morning when he promised to call Sun Jian. He bought breakfast, sent Gui'er to buy goods, went to work, handed over with Zhu Bing, and coaxed Huoer to sleep... After completing a series of prescriptive actions, he sat down to practice in the sun. At this time, Sun Jian's phone number flashed on his mobile phone, which reminded him of this promise.
"Are you asleep..." Sun Jian's listless voice came.
"No, I forgot to call you." Zhou Ying immediately admitted his mistake.
"Forget it. I didn't have time to pick it up at that time... Come out for breakfast. I have something to tell you."
"Has breakfast... nine o'clock?"
"Brother, I just got off work. What time do I get off work and what time to eat? It's natural! Come to the fat porridge shop, it's my treat. Sun Jian hung up the phone with a yawn.
Zhou Ying grabbed his head and didn't know if it was appropriate to have breakfast twice a day.
Zhou Ying rushed to the designated place. Sun Jian had already ordered something and snored, greeting him with a mouthful of rice in his mouth, "Sit down and eat whatever you want."
"I have eaten it."
"Yes, someone lives with his girlfriend, and someone cooks and wash clothes. It's so happy, hey hey..." Sun Jian glanced at Zhou Ying with a smile.
"Gui'er lives at the opposite door. If you don't live in a house, it's not called cohabitation. Zhou Ying thinks it should be explained in this way.
"Opto the door, hey hey, it's a waste to rent two sets. Return that house. How open the society is. Don't care what others think. I envy you that it's too late!" Sun Jian didn't believe that.
"What are you looking for me for?"
"I almost forgot my business." Sun Jian nodded, "Safety of a happy life is also very important. Let me tell you..." He looked around. There was no one around, and several waiters stood far away before saying, "I had a big deal last night. A perverted murderer of the national album has been confirmed to be in this city."
"Murder maniac?" Zhou Ying always heard this word on TV.
"I've never seen such a perverted murderer..." Sun Jian recalled the case file he read yesterday, had a nausea and threw down his chopsticks. He whispered to Zhou Ying, "He eats human flesh."
"Oh." Zhou Ying answered blankly. It seems that there are really many cannibals, and there is also one in his kitchen.
"He first fainted the victim with anesthetic, and then took it to a place where there was no one, killed him alive and ate it raw... Don't mention how disgusting it is..." Sun Jian had another nausea.
Zhou Ying nodded and agreed: "It's not good for your health to eat raw food."
"Zhou...Ying... Are you insane? I'm talking about the perverted murderer cannibalism..." Sun Jian can't stand Zhou Ying's expressionless face for thousands of years.
Zhou Ying quickly covered up: "That's your police. It's far from our common people. I'm listening to the story."
"There are a lot of people in Lixin City, but I'm always worried about your attitude. I don't have any vigilance at all. No matter who is, I will let him get on the car and sit in front of him. No matter how remote you go, you pull it. How dangerous it is in case you get on the car is a robber, a murderer, a pervert..." Sun Jian said bitterly Mother-in-law is carrying out safety education for Zhou Ying.
"I will be careful." Zhou Ying comforted him.
"I tell you, that perverted murderer is in his thirties, medium height, quiet and fair-looking, short-sighted, and usually wears glasses... Recently, I haven't seen such a person. But don't worry, it won't be long before I catch him, and I will never let him do the case in our new city!" Sun Jian said solemnly.
Zhou Ying muttered: "Middle-aged, fair, wearing glasses..."
"Yes, remember it! Be careful." Sun Jian praised his attitude, "I will definitely catch him!" Never let that kind of tragedy happen in the new city!" Sun Jian recalled the scenes in those cases and clenched his teeth.
Zhou Ying asked carefully, "Sun Jian, do you really want to catch him?"
"If I don't catch such a demon, I'm not a policeman! Don't bring him to justice and swear not to be a man!" The more Sun Jian said, the blood he became, and he hit the table with his hand.
"Oh, I don't know if it's in the pot..." Zhou Ying knew that Gui'er would sometimes stir-fry the meat for later use and muttered to herself. After Sun Jian yawned back to perform his official duties, Zhou Ying flew home to see his kitchen.
As soon as he arrived at noon, Liu Di slipped into the room, lay on his back on the sofa and asked, "Is the meal ready?"
"I haven't done it yet." Zhou Ying looked at the time, and it was time to have lunch, so he stood up.
"Are you doing it again? Gui'er won't come back? Gui'er..." Liu Di lay down and moaned.
"After Gui'er went to open the store, she didn't come back for lunch and ate it in the store." Zhou Ying washed his hands and was ready to make his best and only stew and stew.
"Then I'll go. I'd rather go to the restaurant." Liu Di swayed to the door.
"Hight!" A loud shout came, and he rushed out of the kitchen like an arrow, jumped on the shoulder of Zhou Ying and shouted, "A whole person is missing! A whole person is missing! Liu Di must have stolen it!"
"Who cares? I just ate it last night."
"The shadow just helped me get it back, and it's still fresh! You must have stolen it and give it back to me! Come back!" The fire shouted and didn't let go.
"Fire, I took that person." Zhou Ying quickly comforted it, "I gave him to Sun Jian."
"What? You have already given it to me and given it to others? You are stealing my things and giving them away! How did you set an example for me! You will leave an indelible shadow in my growth!" Huo'er has learned more and more fashionable words recently. Anyway, it knows that half of Zhou Ying can't understand it. First, she said it and stunned Zhou Ying.
Liu Di shrugged his shoulders: "If you follow Zhou Ying as an example, the world will be more than a little bit peaceful..."
"Liu Di... Do you have any comments on my excellent quality?" The fire narrowed his eyes.
"No, I have no problem with your excellent quality, because you don't have any 'excellent' quality at all." Liu Di immediately replied with a smile.
"Dead Wolf..." The fire flapped its wings and was ready to vent the anger of losing food on him.
"It's not big or small for the elders. What kind of quality is this? I'm a friend of Zhou Ying. Do you have to call me uncle?" Liu Di is still pouring oil on the fire.
"I don't have to call if you die, Uncle Liu..."
"Hum, haven't you ever heard of a scourge that will live for thousands of years? It's no problem for me to live another thousand years..."
Seeing that Liu Di and Huo'er were going to start the battle before dinner, Zhou Ying hurried out to stop it. The TV he just bought had not been opened yet, and it was a pity that he fell again. "by the way, Nan Yu said that today is Gui'er's birthday, do you know?" He diverted the attention of the two people in time.
Liu Di said disappointedly, "Nan Yu told you, it's really boring. I wanted to see if you don't remember her birthday. What kind of expression is Gui'er?"
"You are so bad-hearted!" Huoer kicked him, "Shadow, I wanted to remind you, but later I forgot it, but I prepared a gift for Guier - I'm going to buy all the materials and hold a grand banquet to celebrate! And put flowers!"
"That is to say, Gui'er has to cook for her birthday party and decorate it with the flowers in her shop. Isn't she too pitiful?" Liu Di expressed deep sympathy.
"Do you mean that Gui'er won't be pitiful when she asked Ying to help her cook on her birthday?" Huo Er asked back.
Liu Di couldn't say a word, because at this moment, Zhou Ying was throwing large pieces of meat and large cabbage leaves into the water and then boiling them on the fire. At this time, Zhou Ying remembered Gui'er's instructions to add seasonings for cooking, and opened the bottles, jars, and poured some sweet and vinegar and pepper casually. In the pot.
"Fire, Liu Di, it's time to eat."
"I'm leaving. I'm going to find a place to eat..." Liu Di covered his mouth and went through the wall.
"It's just right to run away. I'm happy to eat it myself." Huoer sat on the pot and began to eat with pieces of meat. Although the taste of the rice cooked by the shadow is not as good as Gui'er, there are not so many strange rules: what to wash hands before eating (Huoer: Where can I wash my hands?), what is not allowed to put on the pot, not to eat in the kitchen, what is not allowed to wipe your mouth on the curtains after eating... So the fire usually eats It's very happy.
"Shadow, don't forget to eat and buy vegetables, and prepare to celebrate Gui'er's birthday." It ordered while eating.
It was not until three o'clock in the afternoon that Zhou Ying moved several big bags into the house. The fire was enough to count the ingredients for five or sixty dishes, and then put Zhou Ying back to practice. Zhou Ying had just sat back in the sun, and his mobile phone rang again.
"Zhou Ying, I, the perverted murderer caught it. Let's continue to catch the carjacking at night. See you in the old place." Sun Jian's tired voice was full of excitement.
"Caught it?" Zhou Ying calculated that it had been several hours since he asked Lin Rui's ghost to run against the body on the street, and Sun Jian finally caught it.
"But I caught a dead one." Sun Jian was a little sorry that he couldn't send the prisoner to the execution ground. "He refused arrest. A colleague of mine fired a shot. He fell off the overpass in horror and was crushed by several cars... Evil... No more, I can't eat dinner... I'll go back to get some sleep first. See you in the evening."
Huoer kept stretching her neck to listen and blinking back: "That's my whole person. I haven't eaten yet! Give it back, damn it, policeman! Give it back to me!" It grabbed the phone and called. Fortunately, Sun Jian had hung up the phone.
"Shadow, tell me, how to compensate me!" Huoer jumped around Zhou Ying's head. He didn't particularly like to eat people, but he didn't want to give his food to others. Zhou Ying took the fire off his head, and it immediately jumped up again, took it down again, and it jumped up again. Anyway, it knew that Zhou Ying had to give in finally. Sure enough, after repeated it more than a dozen times, Zhou Ying said, "I'll catch another one for you tonight."
"It's agreed that I'll go with you tonight and watch you... Ah, hu... I've been delayed in the afternoon, and now I'm going to sleep..." The fire achieved its goal, so she put away her wings and curled up on Zhou Ying's knees and fell asleep.
Zhou Ying looked up at the sun that had turned towards the west and began to practice again.
"Cheers for Gui'er's birthday!"
Everyone raised their glasses to celebrate. Gui'er's excited cheeks were red, and she drank champagne under everyone's persuasion. She was very popular among the monsters in Lixin City. As soon as they heard about her birthday, everyone sent a lot of strange gifts. If it weren't for the fact that most monsters were afraid of Huoer and Liu Di would not dare to participate. At her birthday party, Zhou Ying's small house really can't accommodate so many people.
At the banquet, only Zhou Ying, Liu Di, Nan Yu, Huoer, Lin Rui and Gui'er invited the cat demon black ice, so that Liao Liao and several people have to try their best to eat the results in the face of a large table of dishes made by Gui'er.
"The clothes given by Quan Xianer were made by herself and decorated with pearls. They won't get wet even if they are put in the water, but how can they be the style of the Tang Dynasty? Luo Tian sent his new album?! It's a terrible gift. You'd better not listen to it. Lu Jiu gave two live pigs. What are you going to do? Can't you slaughter it at home? Well, this string of Xiang Li is very beautiful. I finally saw the gift suitable for girls. Who gave this..." Liu Di flipped through the gift received by Guier at all, holding a shell string in her hand and asked Xiang Li.
"It's my senior Liu." Hei Bing replied respectfully. It sat upright on the table and drank a glass with its claws. Compared with the robbed and noisy Liu Di and Huoer, they looked very well-bred. "I asked Brother Jiu to buy it for me."
"Alas, a large group of monsters are not as good as a cat." Liu Di sighed, "Gui'er, I'll give you a good thing." He took out a box from behind and opened it at once: "The latest sexy underwear... You can wear it to Zhou Ying."
Gui'er immediately blushed, blocked a large piece of tofu into Liu Di's mouth, and looked at Nanyu with great embarrassment.
Nan Yu stood up with a smile: "I won't do anything else. I embroidered a few silk scarves, and Gui'er can wear them when she goes out." Nanyu's embroidery skills were extremely exquisite, and Gui'er took over happily.
"My." While Lin Rui was still eating, he handed over a game CD. Before Gui'er could speak, Huo'er shouted first, "You bought it, I'll play first!" Gui'er, give it to me again!"
Gui'er pouted: "He was for you."
"Real? Then I took it." The fire took over the CD.
"Anyway, I didn't come to eat for nothing. I sent something." Lin Rui said vaguely with his mouth full of food.
"Alas..." Gui'er pushed the pile of gifts with her hand. It is said that some of them are indeed valuable, but except for Nanyu's silk scarf and black ice Xianglian, there are few that can be used. "Wait a minute, what is this..." Guier dug out a box from the gift pile and looked at the words on it and said: "Brain platinum... No way... Who sent this kind of thing? I have So old... I really don't even have the strength to be angry."
"Brain platinum?"
"Really, who gave it?"
"Hahaha... Guier, do you also need to prevent aging?"
Everyone immediately burst into laughter.
"I put it there..." Zhou Ying didn't understand what everyone was laughing at.
"You..." The laughter in the room stopped in an instant, and then there was even more laughter.
Liu Di held the box of brain platinum in front of Zhou Ying and asked breathlessly, "You bought it... Hahaha... It's worthy of Zhou Ying, hahaha..."
"I see that human beings are buying in advertisements." Zhou Ying still doesn't understand what others are laughing at.
"It seems that human advertisements are really for people like you. As long as everyone buys××× you will definitely go and buy them." Liu Di patted Zhou Ying on the shoulder and said.
Zhou Ying thinks this is a compliment, which shows that he is more like human beings.
Gui'er looked at Zhou Ying and snatched the box back from Liu Di's hand: "Give it back to me, Zhou Ying gave it to me."
"What are you going to use it for?"
"I'll eat."
"That's for the old man and the old lady."
"I won't eat it until I become an old woman."
"That stinks so early."
"You care about me!" Gui'er looked at the look on Zhou Ying's face, held the box and put it in the cabinet. She narrowed her eyes and said with a smile, "Thank you. I like this gift very much."
"That's good. Nanyu refused to tell me what to buy for you. I thought about it for half a night, and I thought it would be better to send a kitchen knife."
Liu Di opened his hand to the sky and fell to the ground.
Halfway through Gui'er's birthday party, Huo'er, Lin Rui and Liu Di began a routine battle for the last piece of fried meat. Gui'er began to show the image of "I'm a well-bred housewife" in front of Nanyu and Hei Bing, gently stopped them, but the battle developed until the gift she received was also suffered. , she couldn't help rolling up her sleeves, grabbing the pot and basin and hitting Liu Di and the others.
Nanyu and Hei Bing cleverly hid in the bedroom, but Zhou Ying still sat at the table and ate his meal slowly. Whether it is boiling water, the flame of fire, claws or plates, he is as stable as a rock and does not blink his eyes.
"Elder Zhou's way is indeed profound, and Mount Tai collapsed in front of him and he is angry." Black Ice's infinite admiration.
Zhou Ying finished cooking and got up from the burning sand. Seeing that the time had come, she asked Huoer, "Fire, I'm going out. Will you go?"
"No, let's wait until I win."
"Oh, Nanyu and Hei Bing, I'll take you back on my way?"
"Good."
"Thank you, Elder Zhou."
Nan Yu and Hei Bing carefully bypassed the battlefield and moved to the door.
Gui'er saw Zhou Ying and Nan Yu walk to the door side by side and bit their lips, but the horse turned over and raised a plate and threw it to Liu Di.
At 7: 30, Red now rented a car and parked downstairs of Sun Jian's house, "You're late." Sun Jian stood by the roadside and stretched out his watch to Zhou Ying.
"I went to send a friend."
"Men and women?"
"A woman, a cat."
"...color is more important than friends!"
The car drove into the downtown, and the surrounding crowd became more and more crowded. Two men on the roadside reached out to stop the car.
"D drive over, maybe it's them!" Sun Jian's words were full of excitement.
Zhou Ying drove over and watched the guests get on. When he drove his car to the suburbs, he couldn't help looking back at the lights behind him. As time went by, he became more and more accustomed to such an ordinary and quiet human life. Maybe if it goes on like this, he will become more and more like human beings.
"Don't move! We have guns! Take the money out!" The guest behind him suddenly said harshly.
Zhou Ying looked back at them...
He is getting more and more used to this plain, quiet and day-to-day life...