Chapter 117 Crazy Uncle is here
"The most afraid of evil is the sunshine." I said to my cousin Pearl with a serious face.
"Sunshine?"
"Yes, sunshine!" I nodded with a real look: "Sunshine can promote the growth of everything. It has incredible ability, and it is full of yang. You are full of yin and evil things. If you encounter yang qi, it should be eliminated."
Cousin Mingzhu thought about it carefully, and then raised her head and asked me, "Okay, when I go back, I will ask my father to offer a reward for a lot of money and let someone catch the sun for me."
Me: "..."
My cousin Pearl is not only golden in my heart, but also shiny. Can the sun in her house be caught? I really... have nothing to say! The corners of my mouth twitched for a long time, and it took me a long time to calm down. I reluctantly squeezed out a smiling face and said to my cousin Mingzhu, "That's too troublesome. Isn't there a sun in the sky? If you can go out, listen to me and make sure that the medicine will get rid of the disease."
Cousin Mingzhu nodded hurriedly: "Okay, you said you said it."
"You get a bench tomorrow and put it in the middle of the yard. After taking off your clothes, expose the red spots to the sun for half an hour at noon every day. For a week in a row, take a good shower before going to bed every night, don't wear so many heavy clothes every day, and change to light and thin ones, such as my material, gold and silver jewelry should also be worn as little as possible. A week later, I went to write an ointment and apply it, and it should heal quickly.
Cousin Pearl was dumbfounded and screamed, "Take off your clothes?"
I laughed wildly in my heart. On the surface, I had to resist the smile, pretended to be serious, and nodded: "That's right, take off."
"There are also red dots in front of here. What should I do?" Cousin Mingzhu pointed to her chest with embarrassment.
"It's also half an hour."
Cousin Pearl looked at me with dull eyes: "Isn't that going to take off your dirty clothes?"
"Dorm? Not to mention blasphemy clothes, you can't wear belly pockets.
I have insisted on spoofing to the end. Let's do a full set of drama!
"Oh..." Mingzhu's cousin nodded weakly, but then shook her head resolutely: "No!"
Have you been seen through the plot? Just when I was scared and thought that I had been found by my cousin Mingzhu, I heard a righteous refusal: "As a real nobleman, how can I give up my due status? My expensive clothes and jewelry can never be changed.
Me: "..."
I found that I was speechless to my cousin Pearl more than the number of times I was speechless in the past month. In ancient times when she attached so much importance to chastity, Mingzhu's cousin was willing to take off her clothes for medical treatment, but she was unwilling to give up her luxurious clothes and precious jewelry. I have to admire her persistence in her taste!
"You don't have to take off the jewelry. The clothes must be thinner. You are wearing it now. You don't need to add a cloak in winter, do you? It's too thick." I shook my head and refused. I was joking. Those little red dots on her body would not be cured if they were still so thick.
Mingzhu hesitated for a long time, and finally nodded weakly: "Okay, then you have to cure me quickly!"
"En, don't worry! As a doctor, I am very professional. I silently added in my heart: As a woman, I will never be soft on my rival. Unfortunately, my cousin Mingzhu is doomed not to hear the words in my heart.
She leaned her head and shouted loudly in Shangguan Yiran's room, "Cousin~~ I'll go home for treatment first. I'll definitely come to see you when I'm healed. My cousin, don't miss me too much. They will be fine." After saying that, he turned around step by step and waved goodbye to the house with tears in his eyes.
"If you break your arm, Shangguan Yiran can't see it!" I muttered, turned around and walked into the room, and finally fooled the guy away. Every time I dealt with my cousin Mingzhu, I had a headache.
"Are you leaving?" Shangguan Yiran lay leisurely and looked at me.
"I'm leaving. Do you still want to kiss her goodbye? I can call her back."
Shangguan Yiran's head shook like a rattle: "No! No! No! I can't even hide from her. But is she really seriously ill?
I raised my eyebrows and said, "Do you feel sad?"
"How is that possible? But no matter what, she is my cousin.
"Don't worry, I know what you mean. It's not too much."
I talked about the treatment of Mingzhu's cousin now. Shangguan Yiran was almost choked to death by his own saliva: "Are you too angry? Take it off? You give her a daughter's house..."
I curled my lips and said, "Lap it down. She doesn't worry about this herself. What are you afraid of? She is more worried about when she will wear her gorgeous clothes and her expensive jewelry. I learned strangely, "Okay, when I go back, I will ask my father to offer a reward for a lot of money and ask someone to catch the sun for me."
"Puff..." Shangguan Yiran smiled and even touched the wound. It took him a long time to recover: "My cousin is spoiled by her family. She doesn't know anything except to know how to eat well, drink well, and the extreme aristocratic taste. You have to learn to get used to it."
I shook my head extremely messy: "Oi, don't talk to me about your abnormal cousin, otherwise I'm afraid that my nerves will be abnormal for a while. Seeing that you are in such good spirits, it's probably okay. I went out for a walk. I haven't been back to the imperial capital for a long time. I went out to find a feeling. After saying that, I stood up and wanted to leave.
"Don't go." Shangguan Yiran grabbed my wrist, his eyes were as bright as stars, and said softly, "Will you spend more time with me? I miss you so much..."
I miss you so much. With four short words, I was told by Shangguan Yiran that I had no strength all over my body, and my feet stood still like a root. In his gentle gaze, I was defeated and sat back to the bed again, allowing him to clenched my hand and accompany him quietly.
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"Oh, you're finally back. Apprentice daughter-in-law, you can make it easy for me to find.
When I returned to my room with a sweet face, the figure in sight almost scared me to sit on the ground. Oh, my God, why is it him? How could it be him? I screamed and roared loudly in my heart. Who can tell me why my crazy uncle appeared in my room?
It can make me shocked. There are not many people who are in a mess, but my crazy uncle is one of them. God knows how much I wanted him to die of a sudden myocardial infarction when I saw him sitting careless on the table in my room and shaking his legs leisurely!
It's a pity that the sky doesn't fulfill people's wishes. Although I kept cursing my hateful crazy uncle in my heart, he still looked very good. Don't ask me why I know he eats deliciously. The plate on my table is ready for supper, but now it's full of messy snacks and the residues on the mouth of the crazy uncle are all commenting on this question.
I pulled out a stiff smile abruptly: "Hey, hey hey... Hello, uncle." I bowed to my crazy uncle 90 degrees.
"Master, thank you for your hard work." I bowed to my crazy uncle 90 degrees again.
"Master, are you full? Why don't I take another look at it for you?" With that, I was going to slip out.
"Hight!!!" My uncle's gloomy voice came slowly. I was about to step out of the door and my feet were stiff in the air. I wanted to take it, but I didn't have the courage. I don't know if I don't listen to him, I will be disfigured or even destroyed by the corpse powder he spread.
After a battle between heaven and man, I finally took back the foot I wanted to take out of. I obediently listened to the crazy uncle and entered the room, closed the door and waited for the scolding of the crazy uncle. The last time I ran out of his shabby hut, it must have made him extremely angry, and I don't know how to punish me. Damn, why did he come so fast? It must have been the complaint of Shangguan Jin. I gritted my teeth and came back secretly if I had known it, and I wouldn't let Shangguan Jin know.
"Are you thinking that you would have come back secretly if you had known earlier, and didn't let my apprentice know?" The crazy uncle jumped down from the table and said to me in a strange voice, "Little girl, you can run well! Can you run another one for me to see?! You run!"
I shivered. I was not scared, but smelled by the strange smell on my crazy uncle's body. I haven't seen him for a long time. There are more and more strange smells on his body, but it seems to be the smell of all kinds of poisons, not because I haven't taken a shower, so I can barely stand it.
"I didn't run away!" Feeling the badness in the crazy uncle's tone, I quickly began to flatter: "They eat well and live well at my uncle, and there are uncles to detoxify and heal my wounds. I'm too happy. How can I think of running away? I really have to!"
The crazy uncle was not deceived by my shallow words, but stood beside me, constantly circled around, and approached me from time to smelled it, which made me uncomfortable all over: this old guy can't send. Is it spring? I was shocked. Don't scare me. We are not of the same age. Don't be interested in me!
"Haha, little girl, the poison on your body seems to be relieved? How do you solve it?" The crazy uncle looked at me with shining eyes, and his eyes seemed to want to eat me.
"I don't know either." I looked at the crazy uncle with a confused face, and I didn't dare to talk too much about myself. After all, the old man took the palace very seriously. If he knew that I had been sold into the brothel and had been a mountain thief, God knew whether he would poison those people who met me for the sake of the sake of the palace. For the sake of world peace, I must pretend to be stupid.
I insisted that it healed automatically, and I didn't know anything. At first, the crazy uncle didn't believe me, but I just insisted that he would have recovered, and there was nothing he could do. He thought for a while, and suddenly clapped his hands and suddenly realized: "Yes, it must be so."