Chapter 119 Last Request
"If you don't agree, I will kill Shangguan Yiran!"
I was half pissed off by the words of my crazy uncle. How can there be such a person? This is forced marriage. It's too unreasonable and inhumane. Doesn't he know that the forced melon is not sweet? I stared at my crazy uncle with murderous anger: "Don't go too much. At worst, I eloped with Xiao Bai's face. I can't tolerate me and him in such a big continent!"
The crazy uncle smiled and didn't take my words seriously at all: "You also underestimate the power of the palace. Not to mention finding someone, I just want to find a mouse and I will be sure there will be news in less than three days. And the boy was hurt like that. Where do you think you can hide him? If you can remove all the poison I put on and protect him from death, then I have nothing to say.
A sentence from the crazy uncle cooled my heart. Can I solve it? I'm afraid not. With the amazing poison of the crazy uncle, when I researched out the antidote, it is estimated that Shangguan Yiran's body has turned into a pile of white bones. It's not that I'm not confident, but the ability of my crazy uncle really makes me have no room for resistance at all. After all, his time and experience in practicing poison are not comparable to me.
"What the hell do you want to do?" I was yelled angrily by the crazy uncle, and there was no ladyly demeanor at all (although I didn't usually have it).
"It's nothing. I just want you to be my apprentice daughter-in-law." Although the crazy uncle still has a smile on his face, it makes me have the impulse to throw the soles of his shoes on his face. Don't be nagging about useless nonsense. I don't like it. Let's go, apprentice daughter-in-law.
I feel that my face has become bloodless in an instant. This is simply a kind of perverted torture. Why do I have to force me to be with the perverted man who almost killed me? I don't like him either! In case that guy can practice poison and finally become as strange as the crazy uncle, I'd better die early and live early.
But the current situation is up to me? Shangguan Yiran's little life is in the hands of the crazy uncle, and I can't beat him. What can I do? By the way, old man! As soon as my eyes lit up, there is no way to go. Since the old man is fine, it means that he must have surpassed the crazy uncle in terms of poison, so can I invite him out of the mountain? He won't watch his precious apprentice marry someone he doesn't love, will he?
"What are you laughing at there?"
The crazy uncle's face suddenly appeared in front of me, and I was so scared that I almost sat on the ground. Don't blame me for my low psychological quality. In the middle of the night, if an enlarged ** face suddenly appears in front of you when you are distracted, I guess ordinary people will be frightened.
"What bad idea are you thinking about? Hurry up and don't make me knock you out." The crazy uncle threatened to stretch out his dry hands and clenched his fist in front of me. This is a threat of force from Hongguoguo!
"Uncle~~" I learned from Mingzhu's cousin's coy voice and shouted crazy uncle. I noticed that his old man was shivered by me. Wow, it's funny!" Uncle~~" My voice became more coy, and I kept staring at the crazy uncle's ** face with pitiful eyes.
"If you have something to say, don't make any strange noise, I'm cold..." The crazy uncle rubbed his arm hard, stepped back a few steps, and looked at me warily, as if he was afraid of what I would do something wrong to him.
It works! I cast a wink at my uncle, took a few steps forward, and called him in a more coy voice. At the same time, I clenched his sleeves with both hands and began to shake gently: "Master, how can you be so cruel to bully you as a niece!" How can you bear to treat me like this?"
I looked like I was about to cry, shaking his sleeves desperately. I even heard the discordant sound of his clothes in this quiet environment. It's not going to be dragged by me, is it? I don't know how many years he hasn't washed this dress, and I don't know if it's weathered. Why don't you shake it gently?
Just as I was shaking his sleeves to think about this problem, the crazy uncle finally couldn't stand my extremely twisted cooing and my current movements: "Dead girl, don't make fun of me, speak normally, or I'll knock you unconscious now!"
Listening to the angry voice of the crazy uncle, I laughed secretly. The crazy uncle really can't stand me like this. I don't know if I will scare the crazy uncle away if I work harder?
I obediently loosened my hand that pulled his sleeve, and then secretly pinched my thigh fiercely. Tears surged up in my eyes in an instant - it was too fierce, it must be green. I looked at the crazy uncle with tears in my eyes: "Master, do you really want to force others like this? Do you really want to see people wash their faces with tears every day? Can you bear it? Are you willing? Are you embarrassed?"
I asked one question after another. Every time I asked, I took a step forward, and my crazy uncle was forced to take a step back. As a result, we all forgot, and behind it was the table. Wow, bang!" Ouch!"
I covered my eyes unbearablely. Three sounds, the first sound, the teapot and teacup on the table fell to the ground; the second sound, the table turned over; the third sound... My poor uncle also fell down with the table. I didn't mean to!" Seeing that I was in trouble, I turned around with my head in my arms and ran out. This is a habitual action. In the past, when the old man was angry, he ran out in this posture - because he was afraid that the old man would hit my head with a broom.
"Hold on to me!" The crazy uncle's angry voice sounded, and I stopped before I walked out of the door.
"Master, don't be angry, I didn't mean to..." This time I really looked at him with a pitiful look. Who knew what this crazy guy would do in anger.
The crazy uncle laughed angrily and kept nodding his head: "That's good. You're really good. You've been the first one to knock me down without moving a move for so many years!" You are awesome!" Maybe looking at my pitiful appearance, I couldn't stand it. The crazy uncle finally slowed down his tone: "Say it, what on earth do you want to do?"
Oh, success! I made a gesture of victory in my heart. Uncle, please, even if you want to take them away, at least wait for me to take care of Shangguan Yiran? At least I'm also a doctor. How can there be a reason for a patient to disappear before he recovers? This is not in line with our unique demeanor, is it?"
The crazy uncle looked at me suspiciously: "Is it really just such a request?"