Chapter 15 Actually, I'm a fairy
The landlord is coming.
The landlord came in a hurry.
He took a big bag of milk, coconut milk and black sesame paste. After entering the door, he put it on the ground and asked me with concern, "What did you do last night? Can you tell me about the situation at that time?"
I just applied all kinds of ointment to treat mosquito bites. Hearing his question, I directly stretched out my hand to show him: "Look at yourself."
The landlord took a deep breath: "Is this... poison?"
I was really shocked by my ability to create new words for the people, and then I said, "No... I'm just crawled by something."
The landlord looked at me with admiration and sympathy. He asked me politely in a gossipy tone, "You haven't been robbed by it, have you?"
I listened to this question and couldn't help bursting the blue veins: "Why do you still want me to be robbed by it by the way?"
The landlord shook his head quickly: "Of course not, I just asked casually. Don't take it to heart. Anyway, you haven't encountered anything strange except being climbed by it, have you?"
I held my chin and sighed: "I didn't care much, because I've always been careless and don't pay much attention to anything, but yesterday when I was climbed by it like this, I searched 58 Tongcheng on the Internet, and then asked nearby neighbors, and then I felt that there were some strange places."
I watched with satisfaction as the landlord's face change from red to white and then from white to blue and finally from blue to black. I smiled, narrowed my eyes and said in a low voice, "How much have you not told us about this house?"
The landlord changed several postures restlessly, and his eyes floated aside: "I've told you... There's nothing else."
I sighed: "Do you really think I didn't post in 58 Tongcheng?"
Chengying smiled and didn't say anything. He directly turned the computer in front of him around to show the landlord.
The landlord's face suddenly turned white, and sweat oozed out of his forehead as if it was free of charge. I fooled by the side: "Say it, be frank and lenient, rent it for another half a year; resist strictness, and don't pay for it. Which one do you choose?"
The landlord measured it left and right, and finally sighed, lowered his head and confessed: "What's said on the Internet is true, and I don't know what to say. This house was already like this when I was still living, but it was really not as serious as it is now. At most, I could hear the tables and chairs moving at night, and absolutely never happened. Ghost presses the bed or is crawled by ghosts.
Chengying's expression was vaguely disdainful: "Do you know that this house is wrong and it is still rented?"
The landlord scratched his head with red ears: "I asked my parents, and they all said that they didn't hear the sound, so I thought I was too careful. When I moved, I wanted to rent it out to make money. Unexpectedly, as soon as I rented it out, I received a complaint call, saying that I heard the chairs in the living room moving around at night, and there was something else in the house beating the wall. This matter became a big deal later. Every renter said that there was something wrong with the house, so that I couldn't sell it even if I wanted to sell it. I had to rent it online. If I could cheat one by one, I didn't expect that it would be so serious if you lived in.
I interrupted and said, "Could it be something buried in the wall?"
The landlord shook his head in shock: "How can it be?! The house was only repaired in 2003. At that time, there was no news that anyone was missing nearby. How could the body be buried?
I was silent when I heard the words and felt that his understanding ability was slightly biased, but I subconsciously glanced at the room and didn't see any breath on the wall, so I touched my chin: "Have you ever had any pets? It's not the common kind of kittens and dogs, but the special kind, such as horse land, dragonfly, spider and so on.
The landlord pointed to his head: "Do you think a normal person here will raise those things?"
Well, my head is abnormal.
I looked down at the red mark on my hand and thought it was a masterpiece of polypods. Fleas and bed bugs can achieve this effect, but they can't all retreat in such a short time. I recalled all the things after moving in, and suddenly looked at the landlord and said, " By the way, did you ever make a centipede when you lived here before?"
"...Do you suspect it's a centipede?"
The landlord obviously did not believe it, and immediately put on a suspicious expression.
I didn't answer him, but lit up Shandan's red arm in front of him.
The landlord immediately changed his words: "It seems that there is such a thing. Last year, my mother saw centipede in the kitchen. At that time, she didn't see them bite people, so she sprayed some medicine casually. It shouldn't be very serious... Why, do you think it's a centipede?"
"I'm just guessing. It's hard to say now." I looked at the landlord and said, "Have you ever thought about solving these problems?"
The landlord looked back sadly: "Why didn't you think about it? I dream of solving these problems.
Then it will be easy to do.
I rubbed my hands, sat up straight and said, "Actually, I'm a Taoist priest."
The landlord really didn't believe it. He lowered his head and raised his eyelids: "Oh, I'm actually a fairy."
I glanced at the newly boiled water and silently suppressed the impulse that drenched on his head with great wisdom: "Well, I know that there is no basis for saying it. Let me prove it to you."
With his left hand pinching the seal, his right hand pointing to the boiling water bottle on the table, chanting the spell, the boiling water bottle slowly flew up, turned smoothly and elegantly on the landlord's head, and fell back to the table.
I looked at the landlord's stunned expression and smiled: "How about it? Do you believe it now?"
He opened his lips and suddenly rushed to me: "High man! Please help me!"
I instinctively gave way to the side and waited for the landlord to bump into the sofa before looking at the sky deeply and sadly: "It depends on what you think. You know, we have always disliked to ask about the world, because we have always been indifferent to fame and fortune, have no dispute with the world, picking chrysanthemums under the east fence, and leisurely seeing Nanshan..."
You can't afford to eat, but you can still see Nanshan leisurely?
Chengying looked at me from the side. I quickly streamlined the following words: "So I can actually help or not. The key depends on what you think."
The landlord covered his bag and got up from the sofa and said repeatedly, "Help, of course you need help. As long as you can solve this problem, you can do whatever you want me to do."
I said "Oh" slowly, pretending to sit up straight while calculating the price of the rip-off in my heart.
Will 10,000 be too high?
But the senior brother took the task no less than 30,000.
Is it a compromise of 20,000?
But I'm a fledgling... I'm not famous and shameless. Will people think I'm blackmailing?
I thought about it for a long time, but still didn't get a result. The landlord looked at me carefully, so I had to turn my eyes to Chengying for help.
Chengying smiled gently, handed me the water cup next to me and looked at the landlord and said, "This is not very troublesome, but it is very troublesome to solve it without shocking the neighbors. My Moyuan is good at summoning thunder and causing electricity. If you don't want to demolish the house, you can only use advanced props. We didn't bring those props when we checked in, so we can only buy them now for help. I just checked at the Taoist firm, and the purchase of props plus freight is about the same price.
He slowly stretched out five fingers, and the landlord's eyes immediately lit up: "Five thousand? That's easy. I'll bring the money tomorrow."
I sprayed a mouthful of water directly on the computer, accurately and rudely sprayed the whole computer.