Chapter 53 The three auspicious treasures are superfluous

When I went out to withdraw money, my vest swept the floor, washed the dishes and went back to surf the Internet. I seriously discussed with my brother the possibility of changing the whip to a dance step to let the vest dance: "Don't you want to see the vest sister dance with cat ears in a maid costume?"

The senior brother was silent for a moment: "In all senses, only the queen can dance with a whip."

"Okay." I changed my words: "Don't you want to see the waistcoat sister wearing high heels and the queen swinging a whip in the living room?"

"Nonsense." The elder brother said, "Do you think I look like that kind of person?"

I hesitated for a moment and really wanted to say "like".

Brother saw that I hesitated, raised his hand and pinched my face and pulled it out: "Mo Xiaoyuan, your skin is itchy, isn't it? How dare you hesitate with me?"

I screamed and knocked off his hand: "Don't hesitate, you don't look like you, your most handsome and powerful jade tree in the wind, a pear flower pressing begonia."

As soon as he loosened half of his hand, he increased his strength: "Explain to me what's going on with the last pear blossom pressing begonia? Do you want to praise me or scold me?

I burst into tears: "Can't you understand it as praising your bravery in the old age of the martyrs? Although these adjectives sound like swearing..."

The senior brother took a deep breathless breath, and a face that was as white as a zombie because of little contact with ultraviolet rays was full of patience and patience: "Take a step back and don't say this... How can you come up with the bad idea of buying a dancing blanket to practice whips? The red deer's whip... Aren't you afraid that she will break the TV?

"Don't be afraid." I covered my blushed face and argued, "Can't this still build a barrier with Taoism? She waved her inside. We look at us outside. Everyone can get exercise in division of labor and cooperation."

"Strong words and unreasonable nonsense!" Brother was angry and funny: "What's hateful is that I really adopted it."

As soon as I heard it, I knew there was a play, and immediately flattted: "Brother, you are modest. It's simply very difficult for you to make a dance with the beat, so..." I dragged my brother to the computer and pushed Chengying to make him make way: "I'll find you a few game videos of dancing blankets first. How do you feel about adapting it. "Dance?"

My brother was slapped extremely flattered by me, and immediately sat down on the chair in a full posture: "Come on, you can choose your favorite song."

Chengying stood still and saw his eyes floating. Obviously, I was curious about my brother's whip and dance. I tried to lower my head to let him see the screen. With one click of the mouse, I dragged out "Can you change this?"

The senior brother glanced at the screen and opened his mouth high without waiting for me to press the Play button: "Change."

I was shocked. Is my brother's cultivation so high that he knew his voice without hearing his voice? Brother, don't you listen to this song?

"No." The elder brother's expression was quite calm, "I'm very familiar with the songs of SoundHorizon."

"...Since you are a citizen, you should challenge it even more." I dragged out all the songs of Marchen and イドへzhiるsenへzhiるイド, and also selected Elysion and Moira.

Brother still sat still and watched me turn out all the songs before moving his eyelids: "Do you think there will be these songs in the dancing blanket?"

Ah-ah-! I really hate that the media in China opened their eyes and closed their eyes and were all eight o'clock brain-damaged drama prince with leftover female supporting women with brain-damaged female supporting women. The next dance blanket video is all "Nobodybutyou", and there is no really good song.

I squatted on the ground and howled, and Cheng Ying patted me on the shoulder sympathetically: "Be realistic. It's unrealistic to practice soft whips with a dancing blanket. It's impossible for you to change it with SH's fantasy drama."

The speaker was not interested in listening. I suddenly caught the keyword in Chengying's sentence and stood up with my eyes shining: "Brother."

He was shocked by me: "What...what?"

"Can the dancing blanket be arranged?" I stared at him eagerly, with bright eyes.

Chengying was stunned, and the senior brother was also stunned. Two seconds later, he realized: "In theory, it's okay... as long as the program supports it."

"That's no problem." I patted the ash and stood up from the ground: "Let him change the procedure when he comes back."

Brother Mo: "Aren't you afraid of the program crash?"

"Of course I'm afraid." I replied with my brother's calm eyes and calm expression: "So I will let the elders back up first."

It turned out that my decision to let the old man back up was right, because the old man just wrote a data dance blanket and crashed directly, and the screen was full of A+B+C up, down, left and right.

The vest looked at the display screen in horror, and the songs in it had been directly switched from "Two Women and One Man" to "Anxious" and "Perfume Poisonous", followed the system prompt for the next song "Love Business".

Brother and Chengying gloated beside them. By the way, they had in-depth exchanges and discussions on issues such as "Today's dancing blankets really keep pace with the times". I quickly let the elder man recover the data. After that, I looked up at the frightened waistcoat and said calmly, "Don't be afraid. If you can't repair it well, let my brother directly take "Love Business" "I'll change the whip method for you."

The senior brother immediately smiled and looked at the old man and said, "As the most powerful mobile humanoid weapon in the 21st century and the humanoid interface for the communication of organic life created by the information integration of the galaxy, there is nothing you can't do in this world, let alone modifying the dancing blanket. The program, which allows you to write a Windows program with its own dancing blanket program, is very difficult for you, so you can do this kind of backup even if you close your eyes.

The old man's self-esteem is as strong as his dual-core browser. He immediately said "Okay!", and then lowered his head and continued to move. I stood up and looked at my brother blankly: "Then I won't stand here to hinder the old man. Brother, why don't you take this opportunity to think about the whip of the vest? What's the change? I'll take a shower first."

Brother knew me and couldn't get out of the bathroom for half an hour, so he turned his eyes to Chengying for help.

Master Cheng has quietly touched back to the bedroom and surf the Internet. Only the vest is still standing beside him and blinking his eyes at his brother. His eyes are soft and confused. He knows that it is equivalent to the heroine with pear blossoms and rain in the kimchi drama: "Do you really want to change "Love Business"?"

The senior brother was so depressed that he almost vomited blood. He took a sip of tea with great difficulty before slowly opening his mouth, "No... I'll change "Gunken" for you..."

As a result, I missed the best live broadcast of my brother's adaptation of whip method when I entered the bathroom. After coming out, I could only enjoy the replay of the vest. Obviously, my brother's whip method was changed extremely successfully, and the understanding of the vest was also quite high. With "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, The music of "with knives and knives" actually dances like alike, and the little whip is like Simon in Castlevania.

I found a place that was not affected by the whip and sat down. While wiping my head, I asked the old man, "How long have you been practicing?"

The man looked up at the time: "About ten minutes?"

Huh? Brother's dance was adapted very fast. I thought it would take at least 20 minutes.

Thinking that I looked back to see Chengying again, he probably rushed out at the first time of the vest drill and noticed that I looked at him and just turned his head slightly: "Huh?"

"Do you think we should also adapt a sword dance to dance?" My expression is very serious.

Chengying was stunned and looked down at me: "What song do you want to change?"

In my opinion, his questioning means that there is a play, so my eyes lit up and I came to him and said, "How about Pluto?"

"You?" Chengying raised his eyebrows, glanced at me from top to bottom, and then turned his head.

"The Three Auspicious Treasures are superfluous."

I decided to continue the cold war with him tonight.

When the vest is finally proficient in stepping on the beat and swinging the whip and jumping out of Perfect, the downstairs loves the theme: "No money, no power, no car, no house, no height, no figure, no appearance, no advantage. No matter how you look at it, it, it's useless. An older young woman who has no IQ, meets a rich, right, a car, a house, a height, a figure, an advantage. Unfortunately, the third sister of the story has knocked on the door for the 17th time.

At just nine o'clock for the first time, I chewed potato chips to open the door. As soon as I saw her nostrils, I was pointed to her nose and scolded: "Do you have any morality?! Will it be depends on the time?! Do you know what time it is? The music is so big! Don't you want me to sleep?"

I apologized repeatedly, and as compensation, I handed over the freshly opened potato chips in my hand to make amends. She snorted, and her nostrils took the potato chips and left.

When I came back, I asked the old man to adjust the volume and pulled the curtains to let the vest continue. Unexpectedly, before I jumped for ten minutes, Ben's third sister knocked on the door again!

This time, the senior brother was about to lock the door, because it was close to the door. Ben's third sister stepped into the anti-theft door with half a foot, tightened her abdomen and took a breath and was about to scold. She looked up and saw her brother's slightly surprised face and slightly curious face with an expressionless face. She raised half of her hand and scratched her head: "That... I'm sorry~~ I just talked too much~ ~ Everyone upstairs and downstairs neighbors, I really shouldn't care about it like this ~ ~ I hope you don't be angry ~ ~ We will often contact each other in the future ~ ~"

Mother, what's wrong with this girl's wavy ending? The savage girlfriend doesn't turn into Ziwei so quickly.

I stared at my brother with goose bumps. I saw him slightly raised the corners of his lips, and a golden face smiled: "Don't mind this girl. We are all neighbors. We will probably ask you for help in the future, so don't pay attention to what happened just now."

The third sister was probably a little nervous. Unexpectedly, she didn't delve into the word "girl" that made her vest spit three liters of blood at the first, but said awkwardly: "Well, then I'll go down first. If you don't mind... I made a midnight snack and want to invite You eat."

As soon as the three bastards heard that there was a midnight snack, their eyes lit up, and even the corners of his mother's legendary delicate and elegant sword lips rose a few centimeters. The old man jumped up and said, "Okay, okay, I want to eat", so the senior brother rushed to the third sister and smiled very gently, and said gently like a warm wind: "That's a hard girl."

As a result, Ben's third sister knocked on my door 17 times in one night!

I threw a piece of chicken into my mouth with a blank face, then chewed it, and swallowed it before teaching life experience to the waistcoat: "See? Men are unreliable things. What kind of fiery-will revolutionary comrades-in-arms will have nothing left when they come out. To capture a man's heart, you should capture his stomach first, brother by the way.

I glanced at the brother who was sharpening his knife to the chicken and said sincerely, "Can you ask the girl downstairs to send Beijing Roast Duck tomorrow?"

Vincoat: "..."