Chapter 83 I also have to struggle with the built-in tampon--
The staff of the swimming pool knew that we were coming, so the huge swimming pool was not opened. But this is the holiday, and it is the hottest time of the year. It is impossible for the swimming pool to be closed all day, so the staff have been hinting that we should solve it as soon as possible when they took us in.
I was thinking about the two commissions that ran through things, and I didn't want to waste time here. When I entered the swimming pool, I asked the staff about the situation.
is similar to the information we know, but the staff has more information about the scene. He said, "I've also seen that photo. I don't think there is anything wrong, but the blackness in the pool can mean anything. Who knows if it's the swimming trunks taken off in the pool?"
I recalled the photo carefully and felt that it was unlikely: "The swimming trunks can't be so big, and there is something like hair floating next to the shadow. Whose swimming trunks with seaweed silk?"
"That's not sure. Linzi has all kinds of birds. Maybe there are perverts who buy this kind of swimming trunks." The staff didn't think so.
I'm a little speechless: "This kind of swimming trunks really makes me feel cool when I wear them. There are so many swimmers here. It's impossible for no one to see them, right?"
"What if he stuffs the seaweed into his trousers and then takes it out?" The staff said, "You can't rule out this possibility, can you?"
I deeply felt that I probably couldn't make sense with him on this issue. At present, I wanted to ask him directly, "Is it true that a girl was circled here by the staff here?" But I was afraid that I would find that the criminal suspect happened to be him, so I suppressed this topic without mentioning it. So the staff complained all the way and took us to the pool, casually pointed inside and said, "Well, that's it. You can catch ghosts."
I was dumbfounded when I saw this vast swimming pool. People who often swim know that large swimming pools will be cleaned and disinfected after closing the door. After all, there are always some people who will leave some unclean body fluids left in the pool, which now appear in front of me. It happens to be a swimming pool that is injected with water after cleaning. This is clean If I can find a problem... I'm not a Taoist but a roaring dog.
Chengying was also speechless. He looked at Chi Zi and didn't say anything for a long time, not to mention the vest that he didn't know anything about.
I sighed depressedly and then asked the staff, "Where did that shadow appear?"
He rolled his eyes and said in a stiff tone, "How do I know, aren't you Taoist priests? I won't find it myself."
I almost kicked this idiot into the pool when I heard it! How dare this guy think that we are invisible through the wall. This Taoist priest catches ghosts just like catching thieves. I know there have been thieves here, but I have to find the clues he left to catch him, right? Generally, the breath left by the ghost is easy to be washed away by human yang. If you sprinkle a bleaching powder, it will destroy the environment of the scene cleanly. I can't even see the footprints of a thief, and I still grab a hair!
For the sake that the waistcoat didn't understand these things, I patiently explained it to him in popular language. The staff understood it, but rolled his eyes and looked directly at the sky with both hands: "It's so troublesome."
"Damn it." If I have a good temper, I want to beat people. I can see that this staff is a troublesome guy at all, and maybe he doesn't believe us Taoist priests at all.
It's a waste of time to talk to these ignorant people. I simply left him alone and turned around the pool to find the shooting point of that photo. After all, Chengying is a thousand-year-old sword spirit. The dynamic vision is several energy levels higher than mine. When he looked left and right, he quickly concluded: "It should be over there."
I immediately turned to the direction pointed by Cheng Ying and found that the pool was not ordinaryly clean. I could see it directly to the end at a glance. There was nothing strange in it, and the resentment value was basically zero. If there is a murder here, the girl who died unjustly will leave some traces in it, just like the scene of the murder can detect blood stains with a detector, and this swimming pool... is too strangely clean...
Do you still want to go down and have a look...
I scratched my hair desperately to see Chengying. He also seemed to be a little hesitant. Seeing me looking up at him, he frowned and asked me with his lips, "What should I do?"
I looked at the vest next to me and sighed, "I'll go down and have a look. You and the vest are waiting here. If there is anything wrong, come and help."
Chengying hesitated for a moment and nodded. I ran to the locker room with my bag to change my swimsuit. Unexpectedly, when I went in, I remembered a serious key problem and trotted all the way back with my bag.
Chengying had sent his vest to find information from the staff. He was obviously surprised to see that I hadn't changed my swimsuit and ran back. He raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you...?"
I'm a little depressed... I should have discussed this problem with the vest, but the vest is not there. I can only cry in my heart and whisper to Chengying: "That tampon... I haven't used it... I don't know how to use it..."
............Sister, it's already embarrassing for me to say this! Unexpectedly, the Chengying teenager looked at me blankly after listening to it: "What is a tampon?"
I was so depressed that I vomited three liters of blood and then had the impulse to hit my head to death! Why is the vest absent at such a critical time! Damn, it will be almost eight o'clock. As soon as the swimming pool opens, we really don't do it. I had to describe what a tampon is and how it may be used in literary and implicit language and shadows.
Chengying was really stunned. He was stunned for two seconds, two seconds, and then he was in a trance for two seconds before moving his eyes to the distance: "Well... You read a water curse... You are at Mo's house... I don't know if you have learned...?"
Yes, I can still use the water curse...
I ran away, running and scolding myself for forgetting this guy. This thing is a primary Taoist art. To put it bluntly, compressed air covers an air ball on the body. After going into the water, it can not only separate the body from the water, but also compress the air can provide oxygen to the performer for a period of time. Originally, this Taoism was a necessary practice for Taoist water warfare reconnaissance to reduce demons and eliminate demons. I had already rolled up my sleeves when it was replaced by the test of the water ghost before the teacher, but in a special period of extraordinary circumstances. My mind floated around all about how to use the tampon on the last day of the physiological period and how to use the built-in tampon on the last day of the physiological period... P>
day, I'm going to be despised to death by Chengying... By the way, my performance before I became a teacher was enough, and ordinary people should be ashamed of themselves at this point. How can I refresh my lower limit as soon as I meet Chengying! I'm afraid it's going to set a world record... I really don't know if the favorable value of Cheng Ying will directly drop to negative...
Since you can use the water curse, there is no need to change your swimsuit or anything. It happens that the swimming rings rented in the swimming pool are very cartoonish. I thought that even a shameless person like me did not dare to put a white swan into the water, so I covered my face and ran back in tears and shamelessly fell back and squatted by the pool. Find the best distance to go into the water.
The staff over there were curious to see me running around. They left their vests that were recording and asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied without raising my head: "Find a place to go into the water."
He was more curious: "Can you go anywhere?" What are you looking for? Are you going to dive?
"I can't go to the high platform for diving?" I rolled my eyes and said, "I'm looking for the shortest straight distance from the shadow."
He still didn't understand and asked shamelessly, "Why are you looking for that place?"
"Walk over there!" I vomited blood and said, "I can't swim. Will you float all the way if I don't find the nearest place?" Even if it is a water curse, the compressed air is limited. As long as it is not monitored in the water, most Taoists only press a thin layer of air close to their bodies, so that it is convenient to move underwater. Otherwise, the air will be pressed into a ball, and they can only roll away in the water.
The man suddenly realized and patted his thigh: "Why didn't you say it earlier?"
After saying that, he ran away like the wind and ran back like the wind, holding a super cute duckling ring in his hand: "Come on! Take this and use it! Can you swim here now? You said you didn't know how to swim. Really, I didn't expect that there were dry ducks in the Taoist priest.
Your sister... I just didn't want to flutter in the pool with a swimming ring, so I was ready to cover a water curse and sink directly. Well, you not only hugged me a swimming ring, but also hugged the most cartoon one. My jeans T-shirt is a duckling. Do you want to mix it in the Taoist circle if it spreads out...
But if we consume the swimming pool, we will really open the door. At that time, let alone go into the water to find the shadow, I'm afraid that if we want to soak in it, we will be made into meat patties. I had to stand up silently, silently take the swimming ring in the staff's hand, put it on my body, silently prepare to go into the water, and then look at Chengying by the way...
You laughed, didn't you... Master Cheng, you definitely laughed just now... Don't turn your head aside, your shoulders are shrugging...
Finally, I fluttered in the water for a long time and finally rolled to the position where the shadow appeared in the photo. As soon as I got here, I relaxed. I read a water curse and put a layer of air on my body and threw away the swimming ring and sank.
The water is quite clean, with no impurities, no foreign bodies, and no other inexplicable things. This kind of cleanliness includes cleanliness in two senses. To put it simply, there are no dirty things in the conventional sense and no dirty things compared with Taoism. It is so clean that there will be no problems.
I searched nearby with my spiritual power, but still didn't notice the abnormality. I couldn't help suspecting that the dark shadow was washed away by the staff when cleaning the pool. Just as I was about to float up to breathe, I saw something flashing at the bottom of the pool, and then a slight light spread from below. Come up.
...unlike what you will find in the swimming pool.