Chapter 1 The Legend of the Heavenly Master 1

In the second year of Emperor Shun, his ancestor Zhang Ling was awarded the right charm given by the emperor, the heavenly sword. Go to Longhu Mountain in Jiangxi Province to practice. On the day of breaking the barrier, collect eight evil spirits and annihilate the six demon kings. Travel around the country with your disciples, kill the evil alleys, and benefit the people of Shu. It is the creation of the 'Heavenly Master', which has been passed down to this day.

------ "Tao Zang"

It's cloudy, the wind blows, the branches twist, and the leaves flutter.

Finally, the raindrops also fell.

The rain is not heavy. It's ticking. It's not like rain. It's like fog. The world with heavy traffic is blocked in the rain. Looking into the distance, there is only a vague corridor left on the streets, buildings and pedestrians.

As the saying goes, this good rain knows the season when spring happens. But at this moment, there is someone who is not happy.

At present, he is squatting and idle at the gate of his store. He is holding a few mouthfuls of cigarettes in one hand, and the other hand is calculating strangely. His mouth is chattering, and he doesn't know what the big truth is.

Looking closer, this guy looks reasonable. His chin is sharp, his eyebrows are thick and his eyes are big, and his nose is high. He is not ordinary, but he is not ridiculously handsome, giving people a just right feeling, very harmonious and pleasing to the eyes.

His name is Liu Dashao. He is the owner of this feng shui store, which is often referred to as a magic stick. Usually, although the business is not booming, he can also ensure that he has wine and smoke, and his waist is full, and he can go to the restaurant to improve his food. When you have nothing to do every day, just look at the "textbook" such as "Ziwei arithmetic" and "Seven Signs". Although it is a magic stick, nine out of ten sentences are cheating, but you can't be too sorry for the masses anyway? At least we have to love our jobs and contribute to the socialist modernization! Right?

Therefore, the basic homework still needs to be made up. As for how much you can understand it thoroughly, it depends on your own understanding. There is a saying that strong melon is not sweet!

"The ancient mirror has been dark for many years, and once it is as bright as the full moon. A gentleman plans to occupy this gossip, and he is happy with nature from time to time. The calculation of the five fingers of his right hand finally came to an end. Liu Dashao stared for a long time, and angrily came out a trigram from his throat. Every sentence rhyme, and the shape was neat. It seemed that he really looked at it twice, but then the next sentence changed again: "You B child, it's cold, it will rain a little. It's raining! No one blames you for changing your luck. Why is it endless day by day! Isn't this going to clean up all the feng shui that I have finally accumulated? After saying that, Liu Dashao straightened up and drew a loud middle finger to the cloudy sky, and scolded.

Alas! The light rain ticked, and the sound was like a silver bell. It sounds good, but as Liu Da Shao said, it makes his already deserted business even less. Originally, someone came to name the child every now and then. He opened it for the blessing of the God of Wealth and asked for marriage and divorce. His sister's, now it's fine. It's been a week, and Mao hasn't seen it!

Naturally, our Liu Da Shao blamed all these bad things on the rain. This man is alive, depressed! If you are unlucky, drinking cold water will plug your teeth, and your urine will conduct electricity! Liu Dashao complained, held a cigarette, and squinted at his watch. It was past three o'clock. OK, I'll close the shop and go to bed after a while. Isn't there anyone coming? Brother, I won't serve you yet!

I was thinking about whether it would be better to eat Master Kong's braised beef noodles or to eat unified Fuman for a while. The phone on the table rang like a bell in the cold air without warning. Liu Dashao's hand holding the cigarette trembling, and the soot spilled his trousers and almost fell into his crotch.

"Forum, the zipper of my crotch hasn't been opened." After flicking off the ashes, Liu Dashao picked up the phone and shouted angrily, "Who are you?"

"Is it Mr. Liu?"

"Ang, who are you?"

"I want to ask you to show me feng shui and my house."

"Oh! Hello, hello." After extinguishing the smoke and spitting out the last bite, Liu Dashao immediately changed to a person and responded with the most standard telecommunications customer service voice, "Are you looking at the whole house or a single room?"

"I'm looking at the whole house. I've been feeling uncomfortable recently, and the whole family is sick. Yesterday, I heard from a friend that you are very effective in feng shui here. I just want to ask, master, when are you free to come and show me?

"Wait a minute, let me see..." Liu Dashao replied.

In fact, to be honest, what are you looking at? There is no appointment at all. Don't pretend, just don't let people think that you don't have guests. This is the most basic rule of the god stick. If you have nothing to do, just say a few words. They will really think that you are a master. At that time, you can not only have a good meal of good wine and dishes, but also the price is easy to negotiate: "Well, you can see the afternoon the day after tomorrow. Is it okay? Give me your home address."

"The day after tomorrow..." When the man opposite the microphone heard this sentence, he immediately held it down like a balloon pierced by an awl. After a long time, he hesitated and pleaded, "Do you think I'll add some money. Master, can you come over tomorrow morning?"

No, there is a door! Liu Dashao shouted in his heart, and his face, wearing small gold-rimmed glasses, was suddenly full of excitement, and even the rhythm of breathing became much heavier because of the excessive secretion of the adrenal glands. Of course, I'm excited, and this shelf still needs to be put up.

"Well..." The tongue turned around in his mouth for a week, dragged a long tone, and then deliberately turned the magazine in his hand to the side of the receiver to show that there were goods in his schedule book. Ten seconds later, Mr. Liu deliberately put on an embarrassment: "Alas! Sir, I think you are also in a hurry. Our Taoism teaches to help the world and accumulate more virtues. Besides, time is like a woman..."

Speaking of this, Liu Dashao's words got stuck in his throat, coughed covertly twice, and abruptly swallowed the following set of words back into his stomach. Originally, he wanted to say: Time is like a woman's cleavage, and it will be squeezed. Fortunately, the reaction is fast, otherwise, although this metaphor is vivid and vivid, if it is said, the image of the light mixed up finally established by our Liu Dashao will be ruined. Thinking of this, he couldn't help biting his tongue. Damn it, this is really smooth!

"Master, what's the time?" The man didn't seem to care about this, but half of Liu Dashao's words were gone, which made him very anxious. He thought that Liu Shenxian's schedule was full and not easy to misappropriate. Therefore, there were more pleas in his words.

"Hehe!" Liu Dashao smiled and changed his words: "If it's crowded, you can take time to go there after 11 o'clock tomorrow morning, but the price..."

I don't know if it hasn't been meat for many days, or whether Liu Dashao was born with the habit of seeing money and opening eyes. When it comes to the word price, Liu Dashao's tone has obviously aggravated a little. Although it can't be said that it's loud, it can also be said that the words are round! ( Note: According to his father's memory, when Liu Dashao was about to drink milk, as soon as he opened his eyes, he did not recognize his father and did not call his mother. His two small eyes stared like a big-tailed wolf, and he wanted to grab the New Year's money on the kang with full strength. As soon as the money arrived, he immediately smiled, but the second uncle, who had always been honest, was unhappy. He said that the money was dirty and would What kind of bacteria is infected? Out of concern, he wants to break Liu Da Shao's hand and take it off. As a result, it doesn't matter. As soon as he grabs it, Liu Da Shao immediately burst into tears and cried misery! The sky is dark, and the sun and moon are lightless. He happened to bump into the grandfather who came in to hold his grandson again. He said to himself, he is the only one in the family. Why are you arguing with him? Immediately, he picked up the crutch and was about to smash his head. The old woman persuaded him. The second uncle quickly turned over his trousers and pasted two pieces of reunion on the basis of the original red envelopes, which made Liu Dashao laugh.)

"Money is not a problem. As long as it can come tomorrow, money is not a problem." The other end of the microphone is guaranteed.

"Well, give me the address. I'll be there on time at eight o'clock tomorrow." OK, the goal has been achieved.

"West Hutong Street, the first building of the garden community, the fifth floor, four four."

"Okay, I wrote it down. See you tomorrow. Goodbye!" The brush in his hand wrote down the address on the back of the magazine. Liu Dashao stretched out and comfortably farted on the boss's chair.

Don't say that he is despicable. In this era, he is too honest to survive. At the beginning, when we Liu Dashao first sneaked into this city, he didn't know the rules. He buried himself in the hot sun at noon and pasted small advertisements without rest. As a result, he posted it all the way to the door of the police station. It happened that the police comrades went out for lunch. He saw him sweating after brushing glue and took a small advertisement specializing in treating unspeakable diseases and pasted it on the outer wall. The police The comrades watched while having fun. After that, they also severely criticized and deeply educated Comrade Liu Dashao, and confiscated all his crime tools, and the total loss was equivalent to RMB 16 yuan and 35.

This matter caused a great shock to Liu Da Shao's kind heart. He finally knew that it was not effective to work hard. Looking back on my previous life, it was because I was too upright that I became an elderly single young man who dragged down society.

Now that a fat sheep has finally been delivered to his door, how can he give up?

His sister's, good business, five aspects, the water owner makes money! That is to say, it rains every day, and it has to be big. Liu Dashao narrowed his eyes and looked at the drizzle outside the door like the rich man in the old society. His smiling face blossomed and he took a deep breath. This time, he did not fart again, but picked up the address of the table and looked at it carefully. Hey hey, market garden, this land is the golden area of our urban area. The price of one square meter is 10,000 units. Thinking of this, his little flower intestines can't help jumping in his throat, thinking that if this guy is a fool, how much money can be knocked down to calculate the calculation.