Chapter 6 Xiushui Village 2 [Favorite]

Today, we are going to play cards and ask for a good start, but we gave you two old evil stars, and the partnership made me sarcastic. Her sister's, I, Miss Liu, can't afford to provoke her. Can't she hide?

Thinking of this, Liu Dashao decided not to play with these two bad old men anymore. He stepped on his slippers, hummed the tune in the loudspeaker just now, and walked to the village. At the head of the village, it is not lonely. The daughter-in-law of the old Zhang family, the old daughter Lingzi, and the daughter of the old Li family, Li Xiaoyan, who she quite like, are in a circle. They are talking about something wrong. I don't know what confidential information they are.

No, didn't the Kuomintang call to Taiwan? What are these women doing? Is it a special agent sent by Peanuts to spy on the military situation in our village? Such a ridiculous idea suddenly came to Liu Dashao's mind, but it was quickly dispelled by him. What information is there to spy on in our village? So what are they doing? Liu Dashao, who was driven by curiosity, hurriedly and quietly looked at his toes, came to the middle of several women, stretched out his ears, and concentrated.

Oh! It turned out that they were talking as if someone had seven children...

Cold sweat, lingered along Liu Dashao's temples. It's really three women in one play, and four women catch up with the shadow play for a week. There are seven births in one child. Isn't that bullshit? It has become an old sow.

So Liu Dashao blew the ground again, touched Li Xiaoyan's edge with relatives and said, "It's amazing. It's so good to live!" Can't you be on TV?"

Lao Zhang's daughter-in-law saw that it was Liu Da Shao, and then looked at him next to Li Xiaoyan's obscene appearance. She pricked him like a poisonous snake and said, "It's a fuss, seven are birds!" Guess how many children were born in the first year? I gave birth to eight!"

Liu Dashao now understands that she is really talking about the old sow her family loves every year, alas! These women are really idle, and even the old sows have a common topic. Usually, when he saw the old Zhang's daughter-in-law, Liu Dashao must not say hello. This woman said that once, when she went to the neighborhood to buy cabbage, she met another nagging grandmother on the way and immediately chatted. The scene was spectacular, talking directly from the sun to the sunset. Her family thought, where is this person? Shouldn't it be lost? As a result, they all came out to look for it and found that she was still there, looking at the basket, and hadn't bought vegetables yet! But except for today, after all, there is a girl I like sitting next to her. It's about ten minutes away from twelve o'clock, which is the best time to get closer to comrades. Liu Dashao moved to the swallow again and chatt with them.

This swallow is indeed a famous handsome girl in this village, with a white face and clear eyebrows. When he smiled, his mouth was like a quiet crescent moon. When he spoke, his voice sounded like a yellow warbler. Similar to Liu Dajuni, he is also eleven or twelve years old. However, looking up along the slim figure curve, Liu Dashao's eyes of the expert and experts immediately concluded that the girl had begun to develop. Although her breasts were not straight, she also had momentum.

As the saying goes, those who are close to red are red, and those who are close to ink are black. Our Liu Dashao used to be very cute and well-behaved. Vomiting...) But since I met Dunzi, Xiao Mazi, and Tian Guoqiang's three bad friends, I have inadvertently brought them bad things. ( We are wronged! This boy was self-taught, and the three bad friends cried.)

To be honest, one thing is indeed true. Liu Da Shao used to look at women, only his eyes, but he didn't dare to look at his breasts.

But after school, the guy Dunzi put a condom in our Liu's ear all day long: In this world, there is no market for honest people. Isn't there a saying that - is it good to be a woman? If you don't look at them, how do you know they are good?

Slowly, Liu Dashao also deteriorated, and slowly began to look at the infinite scenery around him with a kind of 'appreciation'.

Since he has a favorite object on the side, Mr. Liu immediately began to talk endlessly, and he couldn't wait to shake what he had learned in his life and make the other party shocked.

"Hey, the swallows grow more and more watery. A few years ago, they were sloppy. In a few years, they have grown into a beautiful woman. Like a big star, the fairies in the sky are not as good-looking as you. Later, mention some betrothal gifts to your mother and let her treat you as my daughter-in-law!"

The girl was thin-skinned. As soon as she said this, although there was an inexplicable little expectation in her heart, her expression and movements were obviously embarrassed. As soon as she blushed, she pinched Liu Dashao's thigh. Li Qingzhao's sentence: ' Leaning against the door and looking back, but sniffing Qingmei.' The description is vivid and vivid.

"Let's go by yourself. Who will be your daughter-in-law!"

"Haha..." Liu Dashao is old and sophisticated. At a glance, he knows that there is a play.

"Well, fewer dogs are fewer dogs. It's really a toad who wants to eat swan meat!" I don't know whether it was really for the sake of the swallow, or because she couldn't get married, but this girl was attracted by people and had a strong psychological gap, which turned into ** naked jealousy. Zhang Ling, the old daughter who had been black-faced and silent, finally fired at Liu Dashao.

"I don't look in the mirror to see what I look like, and I still think about our swallows. I think you deserve a match with your sister-in-law's old sow.

Her words were really hurtful. She didn't save face for Liu Dashao at all, which made Zhang's daughter-in-law and Li Xiaoyan cover their mouths at the same time, and laughed back and forth, laughing and shouting for stomachache.

Grandma, should I find a fortune teller to tell me a few gossips later? Not to mention the gray face that was covered by two old deep-fried dough sticks when I just went out, even the daughter-in-law who Zhu Bajie didn't want, also carried it with us! Liu Dashao muttered in a low voice, but he was not a fuel-efficient lamp. His eyes turned around, and the ghost idea came. He immediately deliberately shouted, "Oh, I said, Lingzi, why do you always sing against me today? Shouldn't you like me? Do you want to get my attention?"

"Go to hell, go to hell, shameless! She is still a big girl. She is so shy. Zhang Ling scolded in a shrill voice, and at the same time, she also learned the Swallow's movements just now, and pinched it again according to our Liu Da Shao's thighs. It's just that after this comparison, it's really the difference between heaven and hell. It's painful for the young couple to beat, and I love. What does your old daughter participate in? Especially when he saw the other party deliberately covering his big cake pouting face and pretending to be shy, Liu Dashao was completely stunned. It was not just a pain in egg, and even the egg was broken! It's like a big hippo, wearing a sexy underwear, blushing and telling you what I want as an official. It made Liu Da Shao immediately have an impulse to spit out what he wanted to eat today, yesterday, and the morning, afternoon and evening the day before yesterday.

"Ok, okay, I'm afraid of you..." Liu Da Shao dragged a bitter face and waved his hand repeatedly. He really can't stand this kind of tenderness. Maybe his life is in danger...

"Ha ha, he has this virtue. If he doesn't go wrong one day, he will be surprised! However, the young man is quite good at doing things. He is worthy of having seen the world. My family praised you for helping him heal his injury yesterday," Ma's daughter-in-law took Lama Ling's hand and said strangely, but there was still some gratitude on her face. In rural areas, the man was the pillar of the family. His waist was sprained and he could not work on the ground. The pillar was really down. Naturally, he was grateful to be healed.

"It's okay. It's okay, folks in the countryside. You're welcome. Aunt, Uncle Ma's waist sprain has recovered now? Do you want me to go and have a look again? Liu Dashao laughed and said so, but said in his heart: It's better not to bother. We have to rush to play cards.

"Oh, no, it's almost done." Daughter-in-law Ma quickly smiled.

"That's good. I'll tell you if you have nothing to do. Don't be greedy for convenience, just pick up to four bundles of firewood at a time. These eight bundles will be carried once, and the iron body will collapse." Liu Dasho said with some famous doctor demeanor. To say where his medical skills came from, it was a single tradition. His grandpa and grandpa were all famous barefoot doctors nearby in those years. He knew a lot of Mingjian Tufangzi, but his father had a cold about this and said that he couldn't support his family, so he stopped learning. Fortunately, fortunately Those prescriptions are still at home and haven't moved. Liu Dashao was fine when he was a child. He looked through it as a small picture book every day. He will have two hands when he comes and goes. As for the treatment of acute waist sprain, it is very simple. As long as you put a plum needle in the place of the sprain, then use a cupping to get on the fire, pull out the blood stasis, and rest for a few days to recover, so Liu Dashao is quite confident about this.

"Og, I remember. It's almost twelve o'clock. Lingzi and I will go back first. You can talk to Yanzi later! I won't bother you." Speaking of interruption, Ma's daughter-in-law looked at Li Xiaoyan and deliberately squeezed out an ambiguous look at Liu Dashao, which seemed to say: Come on, boy!

"That's good! My aunt still knows me. You are the roundworm in my stomach!" Liu Dashao laughed.

On the other side, Li Xiaoyan pouted and said, "Well, who's chatting with him? I'm lazy to talk to him. His mouth is so bad, and he always likes to take advantage of others!"

"Hey, you damn girl, who always likes to take advantage of others? I picked up a candy cube and ate it for your brother the other day!" Liu Dashao is as rare as a family.

"What day?" Li Xiaoyan was a little confused and raised her eyebrows for a long time: "Well, my brother had a stomachache two days ago. Did he eat the candy you gave him?"

"Can't you?" Liu Dashao touched his smooth chin: "Although I picked it up on the edge of the stinky ditch, I remember to wipe it clean!"

"What?" Li Xiaoyan, who has always loved her brother, finally lost her temper in her temper. It is said that this little jasper-like girl usually does not get angry, but once she gets angry, it is more difficult to deal with than ghosts. As soon as he saw that the limelight was not right, Liu Dashao, who leaked his mouth, immediately greased the soles of his feet.

"Don't run!"

"Liu Dashao, stop! Stop!" Li Xiaoyan took off the cloth shoes on the soles of her feet, and smashed them fiercely against his back.

"Ouch!" There was a short scream in the distance, but after being hit, Liu Dasho ran faster. After dozens of seconds, he disappeared.