Chapter 16 Evil, just the beginning! 2[Please collect]
In the face of Tian Guoqiang's gold medal, Liu Dashao directly objected and shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, you can't go to that wife!" The tone is very resolute.
"Why? The mother-in-law is very smart." Tian Guoqiang couldn't understand why Liu Dashao's reaction was so strong as soon as he heard the name of Guanhua's mother-in-law.
"Anyway, no!" Liu Dashao pouted and said, "If we beg her, we will go out with our front foot, and then we will go to tell our parents. At that time, hum, kneel lightly and rub the clothes board. If it's heavy, your buttocks will suffer! Besides, even if she doesn't tell the secret, she will definitely not give me a good look. Maybe she will sneer and deliberately pull up!"
"What's wrong? Do you have a beam?" Tian Guoqiang immediately dragged a few black lines behind his head.
"You don't remember. Last year, Xiao Mazi and I couldn't stand her high-spirited appearance. We took advantage of the autumn harvest to enter their vegetable field and fried all the mu of pumpkins with earth dynamite!" Liu Dashao Dao.
"Yes, yes, with this, I ran slowly, and the old lady kicked on her buttocks. My mother is old and eighty years old, and her legs and feet are still strong!" Xiao Mazi added that he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.
"You guys! I love to cause trouble for me!" Tian Guoqiang had nothing to say. In this way, the road of Guanhua's mother-in-law could not be completed. I had no choice but to put my hands on my cheeks again, fell into a state of thinking, and thought about countermeasures.
Unfortunately, he is not Zhuge Liang or Sima Yi, so after thinking about it, he got nothing except feeling his head swell.
"Brother Tian, let's not worry about it. Let's wait for two days. If everyone is fine, it will pass. Pay attention in the future and don't enter the monster temple." At this moment, the sun has shyly hidden half of its face in the clouds. The temperature on the earth has dropped significantly by several degrees. The comfortable environment just now is a little cold. So, the little poutling who couldn't stand the cold shouted.
"Well said, wait for two days. What if something happens in these two days? If you offend those bodhisattvas, the four of us will have to burp tonight!" The dog egg put his hand into his sleeve and said angrily.
"Get out of here and go! Just you crow!" Tian Guoqiang stared at him and saw the ball face of the dog egg. The fire that had finally subsided just now burned up again: "Even if you want to hurt people, first you are a fat man!"
"Cut." The dog egg is not as afraid as in the temple. He is so scared that he pees his pants. Instead, he is careless, as if there is any support: "Anyway, our family has three incense sticks of Buddha, sooner or later, stay at home, and have the blessing of Buddha at night. I'm not afraid!" After saying that, Goudan stood up, patted the grain on the legs of his trousers, and ran to the door without saying hello to the three people.
"Dog egg, his grandmother seems to believe in Buddhism." Looking at the back of the dog egg, the little puttered.
"Grass, believing in Buddhism is great, feudal superstition. When Wenqing comes down to investigate the people's situation, the first thing I want to do is to be the father of the village head to smash all your Buddha statues and ask your mother-in-law and grandson to hug and cry!" Tian Guoqiang spit on the ground and scolded.
"Wait..." Liu Dashao's eyes lit up, as if he was holding a life-saving straw: "Brother Tian, do you think we should also invite a god to offer it? In this way, those demons and monsters will definitely not dare to toss around."
"Don't say it, it seems to be really the right way!" Tian Guoqiang patted his head: "Why didn't I think of this good idea at the beginning!"
"But, please invite a god, where can I invite you from? Besides, what's the most clever thing to ask?" Tian Guoqiang is in trouble.
"This is easy to do!" Liu Dashao had a countermeasure, and he was naturally in a better mood of more than a point or two. He also showed his gloomy face that had been suppressing the two strange things: "I often heard of storytelling that Master Guan Yun is the most powerful, loyal and unparalleled, red rabbit horse, green dragon and moon knife. This thing is left at home, and there are little ghosts who come to smash the scene. Ka, Ka, Ka, Ka, I chopped my head directly for Master Guan's spirit. It's not good to try every time!"
"It makes sense!" Tian Guoqiang nodded repeatedly: "We have also seen the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Guan Yu is a man, pure."
"As for where to go, please..." Liu Dashao frowned: "If it doesn't work, let's work hard and go to the town to buy it!"
"Town? That's too far away!" Tian Guoqiang smiled bitterly. Indeed, from Xiushui Village, he had to go over two mountain depressions and walk a few hours on the road to get to the town.
"Why, do you still expect to buy a statue in the broken shop where the mouse in Chen's big head shed tears?"
"It's still early now. It should be no problem to go back and forth. As for the money, let's share it equally! It's enough to buy a small statue. Liu Dashao turned up and down to search for the private money he had hidden all over his body, and clicked a little.
"Do you look at that little pion?" Tian Guoqiang was a little moved. After all, at this juncture, a psychological guarantee is better than anything else.
"I'll listen to you." Xiao Mazi laughed.
"Well, that's it!" The three people clapped their hands and immediately left the village and took the path into the mountain.
Everything happened all the way, that is, the thieves of a few crows in the forest made several teenagers a little frightened. Fortunately, on the road, they happened to meet Old Hu, who was about to transport corn to the city to sell.
Old Hu drove a tractor. Although the sound was very loud, like thunder and the eardrums were painful, at that time, it was a real baby. So Master Liu proposed to take a ride, but Old Hu was not very happy. He said that there were too many people and it cost him money. The last few people said at a parsonable. In addition, Tian Guoqiang moved his village head father to the table, and the old man Hu reluctantly agreed.
A few black industrial smoke rose, carrying a group of people to the town.
It is said to be a town, but it is actually much worse than the well-off rural areas where we are now. Looking around, there are only a few small buildings with three or four floors standing there. The road is well connected in all directions, paved with asphalt. It is written on the wall and the telegraph poles, pulling all kinds of red banners. There are all kinds of things in the alley, which are very lively.
Because time did not wait for people, Liu Dashao and the other two just hurriedly said goodbye to Mr. Hu and agreed on a place to gather when they went back. Without saying a word, I went directly to the second floor of the department store and bought a low-priced and majestic statue of Master Guan, ready to ward off evil spirits at home.
The statue looks heavy, but it is actually hollow. Otherwise, how can it be cheap? Right! Several people put it in plastic bags, and then let Tian Guoqiang, who has a stable personality, keep it in custody. Xiao Mazi and Liu Dashao escorted them in the flow of people one after the other. Although the corridor is still dark, the light at this time is enough to see everything clearly.
Strange things happened in the lobby in the light of day!
Liu Dashao walked at the corner of the stairs and let Tian Guoqiang, who was holding Master Guan, go down first. He took a breath and was about to follow up, but he suddenly felt that his back was pushed hard, and his body involuntarily fell forward.
Fortunately, he reflexively stretched out his hands and grabbed Tian Guoqiang's arm, so he didn't lie on the ground. Tian Guoqiang was hit by Dali and his hands were loosened. Guan Gong's statue fell to the ground and fell into pieces.
Tian Guoqiang looked at Liu Dashao in surprise. Just as he was about to ask him if he had stepped on the steps, Master Liu shouted with a panic face, "Someone... someone pushed me!"
The little pocky who leaned on the side and panicked suddenly waved his hand repeatedly and cleared the relationship: "It's not me, it's not me."
As soon as he said this, there was no need to say too much. All three of them understood: something was entangled with them!
Liu Dashao immediately rushed upstairs. Sure enough, there was no one in the sight of about ten meters. Even a few guys were looking at the things in the glass cabinet on the counter, and there was no motive or conditions for committing the crime at all. This means that people are not pranking.
It's afternoon now. Can't wait for those things? We just lived in their temple, played poker, and ate a fruit. What kind of deep hatred do you have to kill us?
Liu Dashao's face was blue and his heart was confused.
It seems that life and death are unpredictable tonight! At least, it's not Christmas Eve!