Chapter 22 Seven Masters and Eight Masters 2

It was very late at night. I saw a shrunken guy coming out of the lake wetly. He looked like the legendary "trouser thief". However, to let you down, this is our protagonist - Liu Dashao.

Liu Dashao experienced nine deaths and immediately understood the value of life. He clenched his fist and shouted, "FUCK, even people like me can't die. God is so fucking eye-opener!"

Then, Liu Da Shao kept rolling away from the lake and did not forget to step on the water grass a few feet. As he walked, suddenly, Liu Dashao's Five viscera temples revolted.

"I'll wipe it. I just had a fight with that kid for a while, but I didn't expect it to consume so much energy. That's all. Let's find something to fill my stomach first." Liu Dashao touched his stomach and said to himself there.

After a quarter of an hour of hard work, Liu Dashao finally caught a rabbit, which was due to his luck. Why do you say that? Because the rabbit is lame...

"Hey hey! Boy, let's see where you're going!" Liu Dashao carried the rabbit's legs and said complacently in a sissy Peking accent. But then again, Liu Dashao didn't feel ashamed at all. If this rabbit is not lame, can you catch it? He fucking bullied the roadblock rabbit!

Pick a good place and start a fire. Liu Dashao peeled the poor rabbit with a knife he brought with him, and then roasted it happily.

When it was about ripe, Liu Dashao seemed to see two faint figures walking not far away, swaying back and forth, but the speed was not slow. I couldn't help but wonder, "Huh? How can there be people in this wilderness? Isn't it a ghost again?"

Thinking of this, the hair on Liu Da Shao's back suddenly stood up, and the cold sweat was big! It feels like being thrown into the cold sea water from a warm quilt, which makes people feel the coldness of bone marrow...

Staring at the two people who were getting closer and closer in front of him, Liu Dashao was at a loss like a wood carving. After a long time, he recovered and comforted himself, "How can there be such a coincidence? It's not about writing a book! Lao Jiu smiled) Maybe it's the villagers in the mountains!"

Speaking of the mountain people, Liu Dashao suddenly became energetic like an electric power. He stood up with a "miso" and walked quickly towards the two people in front of him. I didn't even have time to put down the roast rabbit in my hand. Hey? Why did Mr. Liu suddenly change his character? It turned out that he also had his own small nine-nine in his heart: he happened to get lost. If the other party was really a villager, wouldn't it be great? If the other party is that, the so-called blessing is not a curse, and the misfortune can't be avoided! What the hell! Go for it!

But seeing our Liu Dashao take three steps and two steps, he soon came to the two people. He smiled and asked like a naughty dog, "Good evening, two brothers!" Excuse me, are you two familiar with this area?

The two people who were asked by Liu Dashao were immediately stunned. They both looked at each other doubtfully. One of the white people asked, "Can you see us?"

"Ah? What, can you see it? Why can't you see it?" Liu Dashao was confused when asked. He didn't expect that the other party would ask him this.

"Oh, nothing. I mean... It's so dark now. How did you see us?" The white man's surprise in his eyes was fleeting, and he began to vaguely round for himself.

Liu Dashao is really thick and nervous. From the perspective of ordinary people, these two people definitely have problems. But Liu Da Shao was fine. He not only did not doubt it, but also explained to the other party stupidly, "Haha, I made a fire over there and I'm roasting a hare!" By the way, do you want to have some? It's just ripe!" After saying that, Liu Da Shao raised the hare in his hand and took a deep breath of fragrance.

"Barbecue? What is that? Can you eat it?" Next to the white man, there is a very dark middle-aged man, who happens to form a sharp contrast with the white man. At this time, he was curiously pointing to the barbecue in Liu's hand.

"What? Isn't it? You two are so poor that you haven't even eaten barbecue? Are they all Taoist monks? Hey! What happened today is all strange." Liu Dashao stared at the turtle and held up a donkey's mouth, so he almost put a cow egg in it.

The two black and white looked at each other again and said weakly, "Barbecue, is it delicious?"

"Nonsense! Of course it's delicious! Come on, you met me today, that's your blessing and luck! I guess you can only meet the young master if you have stepped on shit more than 800 times in your last life! Come here, I'll treat you today. Don't worry!" Liu Dashao chattered endlessly, holding the barbecue in one hand and pulling the black and white people to the edge of the fire with the other, which was so unkind.

Then, he cut off the two rabbit legs and gave them one to each of the two "vegetarians" opposite.

Eat! It's fragrant!" Liu Dashao frowned and urged. Looking at him, he looks like an obscene uncle who just cheated a little Lori home. Well, I admit that I'm evil...

The black and white two looked at each other again, but neither of them moved their mouths first. They just secretly swallowed their saliva and stared at the roast rabbit legs in their hands in a daze. During the bonfire, I only saw large drops of grease on this leg falling into the fire, mixed with the fragrance of pine wood. Although it was not in the mouth, I expected to taste it.

"I'm a grass! What about it? Eat it! If you don't eat, I can eat it!" When Liu Dashao saw that they didn't mean to move their mouths, he couldn't help but be anxious. He grabbed the rabbit's leg from the black man's hand and chewed it.

In that way, that appearance, that virtue. Shit, I've seen it. I've never seen it so bad! Liu Dashao's appearance at this time was simply the reincarnation of a starving ghost. He had never eaten for three lifetimes. He not only ate the meat cleanly, but also chewed all the bones. It can be said that a real "pig" can't be good-looking! Sins and sins.

Looking at Liu Dashao's devouring, the white man couldn't help biting the meat and chewed it in his mouth.

"I'm a grass! That's not bad! Fragrant!" The white man's dark eyes suddenly lit up, turned his thumbs up, swallowed the barbecue and praised it. Then he couldn't wait to tear another piece of meat, threw it into his mouth and chewed it slowly, and began to taste it.

As the saying goes, if there is a beginning, there will be a follow-up. The black man finally couldn't help seeing that the white man ate so deliciously. Regardless of the high temperature, he hurriedly pulled a large fat hind leg from the whole roast rabbit and sent it to his mouth. He opened his mouth and was about to bite it, but Liu Dashao laughed and said, "Brother, although this rabbit leg is greasy, it is a front leg, which tastes far less beautiful than the hind leg." The black man smiled and said, "You have a good conscience." I changed my foreleg and ate it.

"Huh? It really tastes good!" The black man raised his eyebrows and said, "It tastes much better than those candle yellow paper."

Before he finished his words, he stabbed the white man in the waist. At the same time, a voice like a mosquito fly came into the black man's ear: "Don't say it's a mouth."

The black man was in his heart and didn't say much at the moment. He just kept praising: "Okay, okay..."

"Since it's delicious, why don't you eat more?" The white man touched the greasy chin with a smile and cast a meaningful look at the black man.

"Eat, everyone eat, everyone eat!" The black man is clear on his chest, haha.

Suddenly, there was no need for Liu Dashao to remind him at all. The black and white were not polite. They directly tore the meat and stuffed it into their mouths. For a moment, hundreds of miles, you can hear the sound of these three people hitting their mouths.

"Haha, is it delicious? I'll tell you! Everything made by my talented cook is delicious in the world! Do you know? Why don't you two be lucky!" During the banquet, Mr. Liu couldn't help bragging and shaking his two big pig's feet from time to time, looking proud.

"Uh-huh, huh! Yes! That's not right at all." The black and white kept stuffing meat into their mouths while nodding to cater to Liu Da Shao's bullshit. Judging from their eating appearance, it is estimated that they are not much better than the six majors, and they are also owners who have not eaten in their lives.

"Yes, your surnames. Why do you come out for a walk so late? Aren't you afraid of meeting ghosts?" Liu Dashao threw off an extremely clean rib and asked.

The white man was originally eating meat attentively. As soon as he heard Liu Dashao's question, he suddenly coughed and sprayed out most of the rabbit meat.

"Hahaha, what did you just say? Will we be afraid of ghosts? Hahaha, this is the funniest joke I've heard this year!" The white man almost laughed so much that he almost spit on the ground.

"Hey hey, my surname is Fan, and his surname is Xie. Just call us Xie Qifanba. I don't know what to call the brother?" Although the black man next to the white man is also laughing, he is not as exaggerated and presumptuous as the white man.

Liu Dashao is so strange. Is what I just said so funny? Oh, it doesn't matter. Maybe they often walk at night and practice it. Therefore, Mr. Liu didn't care about what he said just now, so he said to himself, "Oh! It turned out to be Xie Qige and Fan Bage. My younger brother's surname is Liu. Just call me the young master!"

"Ha ha, little brother, excuse me, it's not safe to be so late. Why do you wander around?" Brother Xie Qi asked Liu Dashao with a smile, looking very kind.

"Ouch! You don't know! It's not easy for me to escape death! If it hadn't been for my great fortune, I guess I would have folded it today. Maybe you don't believe it. Do you know what happened to me today? What a fierce ghost! It's still small! Oh, I really didn't read the almanac when I went out. I recited it a little bit. Liu Dashao shook his head and said, "It's okay,

"Oh! So, did the brother still fight with the ghost? It seems that my brother is quite good at it. The black man who only cared about eating meat on the side, that is, Fan Bage suddenly interrupted.

As the saying goes, if there is a listener, there is a lobbyist! As soon as Liu Dashao saw that they were interested, he immediately blew it away. Originally, it was the place where he was beaten to run away with his head and cry for his father and mother; he changed it into an angry mountain and river, which was incomparable, as brave as the god of war. It can be seen how thick this person's skin is. It is estimated that calling him with a second-skinned face is an insult and disrespectful to him!

Xie Qifan Ba Rao listened with interest to Liu Dashao mixing water there, and stuffed two pieces of meat into his mouth from time to time. Finally, Liu Dashao finished blowing.

Brother Xie Qi first hugged Liu Dashao and said, "I didn't expect my brother to be so brave. I really admire him!"

"That's it! It must be!" Liu Dashao raised his head, just like the old turtle probe, quite a bit of the Wang Ba momentum described in the novel!

"Yes, I also admire it very much. I didn't expect to meet you, a master in this place where birds don't shit! I admire you!" Brother Fan also praised Mr. Liu on the spot.

"Wow, ha, ha, I'm flattered. In fact, I'm not that good. That is to say, heaven and earth are omnipotent! It's just the degree of punching Nanshan nursing home and kicking Beihai Kindergarten! Yo hehehe, digging is really Yushu Linfeng, romantic, a table of talents, loved by everyone... ( Ten thousand disgusting narcissistic words are omitted here)" Liu Dashao was so happy that his eyes narrowed a line, even waved his hand, and occasionally covered the big donkey's mouth that could stuff cow eggs with pig's feet. It looks like a lot more - the pen is a lot - pen...

The three people chatted happily and took out their interesting stories in the sun, which made you laugh, and I laughed so much that my stomach ached. In addition, Liu Dashao was originally a thief. As soon as he groped around, a bottle of burning knives poured out on several new graves that had just been buried, and there were also three broken bowls, just one for each person, and he drank refreshingly. Unconsciously, the barbecue was also eaten, the sky was almost dawn, and the hazy night sky began to become transparent.

"Ouch! It's dawn, and it's time for us to go back. Right? Old Fan?" Brother Xie Qi looked at the distant sky and asked Fan Wuji, who was smiling beside him.

"Hey hey, is it? It's almost dawn, isn't it? Then let's go." Fan Bage answered the question, so he stood up and patted the dust on his body.

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