Chapter 28 The First Exorcism Ceremony! 2

"Grandma Fan, which Grandma Fan?" Probably tripped by a bicker just now. Liu Dashao's brain was short-circuited, and he hasn't reacted thoroughly for the time being. At a glance, I found that there had been a simple old lady next to Liu, but the old lady's clothes were not conspicuous just now, and she didn't say a word from beginning to end, so that she had not found his existence before. At this time, she looked at it and thought that the old man jumped out of the crack of the stone. Where is the female monkey?

"Baby, we just bumped into each other last year, and I don't remember Grandma Fan this year!" The old lady smiled and opened her mouth. She has reached the age of Huajia. Although she is not deaf and blind, she dares not compliment her appearance. Even if she is described with a sharp-mouthed monkey guff, it is a compliment. Looking closer, her eyes were deeply sunken, with almost no elastic muscles and soft tissue on her face, leaving only wind and frost dyed purple skin and high cheekbones. The back of the hand is as rough as the bark of an old pine tree, with cracks, and thick cocoons are worn out on the palms of the hands. And the two old society entangled 'three-inch golden lotus' are like a pair of small dumplings, walking limping, as if they had a congenital disability.

Seeing this old woman, Liu Da Shao obviously trembled. Obviously, he was mostly guilty of being a thief, but he thought in his heart, oh, this is bad. Why did Dad invite this old lady here? I have a lot of friends with her. You have to split me with an axe! No, if she asks, I won't admit it, huh! Good idea. Thinking of this, he settled down and waved his hand and said, "I don't know you, I don't know you!" Hehe, hehehe..."

Forget it, bet that this woman's memory declines when she is old, and she can be fooled by me smoothly. But it's a pity that Grandma Fan doesn't seem to belong to this type.

"Don't you know me?" Grandma Fan didn't break it, but bulged her spleen mouth and said, "Well, is the big pumpkin I planted delicious? It's nothing to eat. I don't have such a big appetite for this acre of land, but why did you blow it up? At least it's a harvest. Add some supplements for home use. Don't worry. Grandma doesn't blame you, little child. Who doesn't make a fuss!"

Liu honestly understood over there, and immediately turned the cannon barrel to Liu Dashao: "Son, why are you causing trouble for me all day? You don't like reading, and your father doesn't force you. Give me peace of mind on weekdays, learn the ability of farming hard, inherit our family's land in the future, and marry a daughter-in-law and live a life. But... Grandma Fan is the old fairy aunt of our Xiushui Village! Don't you have no place to put your father's old face?"

"Oc's it, it's okay." Grandma Fan looked amiable, but in Liu Dashao's eyes, it was a deliberate gesture. In fact, in the bottom of her heart, she may see herself eating and smiling comfortably.

"Fan Xiangu, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." Liu honestly accompanied him all the time, and then took out a crumpled ten yuan from his bag and gave it to Grandma Fan.

"Brother Liu, what are you doing?" Grandma Fan asked.

"It's a little bit of compensation for your loss, the harvest of an acre of land, hey!" Liu honestly sighed.

"No, I can't accept it!" Grandma Fan shirked the swd.

"Then how can it be? You have to receive it today. If you don't accept it, you have to receive it." Under Liu's honest persuasion, Mrs. Fan finally said nothing and put ten yuan in her arms. At this moment, the people in the room also came out. When Xiao Mazi's mother saw Grandma Fan, her eyes naturally lit up, and the meat on her chin grinned with a smile. However, the village head of Tian pulled down the old face and stared coldly at the class antagonist, with no smile.

"Grandma Fan, you are really good at calculating! Knowing that our family was in trouble, I came to help. Sit in the room quickly, and I'll make tea for you. Xiao Mazi's mother treated her warmly.

"Humph!" Chief Tian, don't over-the-head.

"Ha ha, the eldest daughter-in-law of the Chen family, what are you talking about! I'm here to draw a flower for the eldest brother of the Liu family (folk yin and yang gentlemen usually call ghosts 'painting flowers') to see the family.

"I said, when did you become a prophet and became capable!" Director Tamura sneered and showed a sudden realization.

"I'm ashamed." People have to bow their heads under the eaves. Not to mention in front of the head of a village, Grandma Fan did not show any dissatisfaction with the naked sarcasm of the village head. Instead, she nodded halfway, but when she nodded, she frowned and looked at Xiao Mazi's mother: "Daughter-in-law of the Chen family, you just said that your family is in trouble. What's wrong?"

"It's not that the children are ignorant." Xiao Mazi's mother said painfully, and then explained the situation of the three families to Mrs. Fan's mother-in-law. As for the experience in Liu's mouth, she was also eloted by him. Grandma Fan, who stood aside, did not show any panic, but nodded for a while, shook her head for a while, from From beginning to end, I was thinking about something.

"The eldest daughter-in-law of the Chen family, you can be sure that your doll has offended the gods." After a while, Grandma Fan said, "And the pile of paper money in front of the house is probably a warning from the gods!"

"Wow..." Xiao Mazi's mother heard that her son had offended the gods. She quickly fell to the ground, hugged Grandma Fan's thighs tightly with her hands, snotted with tears, and cried loudly, and did not forget to wipe it on Grandma Fan's trouser legs.

"Big daughter-in-law, don't do this, don't do this." Grandma Fan couldn't take care of this and said with her hand.

"I'm such a child. You have to think of a way to save him! No matter how much money we spend, we are willing to. Little pistle said.

"It's not a matter of money." Mrs. Fan smiled bitterly, "Well, I can't make it if I promise. Get up!" Take me to see your doll first.

In the room, the little pockmark was also wrapped in a big quilt, covered with sweat beads, and the quilt was dyed wet, but his mouth kept shouting: "Cold, cold, cold..." Looking at his expression, it was also frozen and stiff. How to say? His lips were blue and purple, and his eyes were dim, as if covered with a layer of gauze, not to mention the face. His hands were white, cold and boneless, more powerful than the refrigerators of rich people in the town.

"This child is serious!" Her fingers touched the little puch's weak face. Grandma Fan squeezed her nose and eyes together and said lightly. The village head followed just to watch the play, waiting for the opportunity to expose the old monster's scam.

"That...that's the first thing..." Xiao Mazi's mother's words suddenly lost her confidence, and she almost fainted in front of her eyes. Even the dog egg's father was anxious.

"Let me have a look!" Grandma Fan shook her head, closed her eyes, and motioned everyone to take a few steps back. After clearing the scene, she took out a red scarf from her arms, tied it to Xiao Mazi's head, and then lay him down again. She pinched a strange gesture with her left hand, knocked on the ground tied with red cloth, and then retreated to the bedside, took a sip of tea, and suddenly jumped on Xiao Mazi's face. Before this action stopped completely, she grabbed a handful of white things from her pocket and sprinkled it on Xiao Mazi's face, which had been stained with water. As soon as these white things were stained with water, they immediately jumped up, just like pouring a spoonful of water into the oil pan. Although they didn't jump high, they made everyone stunned and thrilling. The rustling sound spread the whole room. At this moment, in addition to everyone's heavy gasps, there is only this crackling sonata performed by Grandma Fan in the room.

"Fan... Grandma Fan, what are you throwing?" Village Manager Tian, who was full of doubts, couldn't help opening his mouth and breaking the tense atmosphere.

"It's salt! Pure old northeast green salt!" Grandma Fan did not shy away from it and said directly.

"How can it be? You are shaking me. How can salt jump when it meets water!" Director Tiancun said in disbelief.

Grandma Fan smiled and didn't answer him. He just grabbed the remaining white things in his pocket and handed them to the village head of Tian. The village took it, inspected it in person, and tasted it in his mouth. He burst into tears. There was no doubt that it was green salt. However, he did not change his impression of this old woman who pretended to be a ghost. Humph, there must be other ways in it. Yes, that's it!

The salt of crystals has been regarded as a symbol of "cleanliness" since ancient times, as is true in both Eastern and Western cultures. Therefore, it is also considered to be able to block " unclean" things, such as demons and monsters.

As for why salt crystals are considered to be a symbol of cleanliness, because the ancients found the phenomenon of distillation in the experience of production and life, that is, many dark, dirty and dilute solutions will emerge white and crystal particles after heating. The ancients did not understand the principle, so they thought that this kind of "sud is not stained" The particles are the embodiment of "purity".

There are relevant records in the "experimental records" of some alchemy Taoists in ancient China, as well as in foreign alchemy ancient books, and most of these crystals are salt. Therefore, from one to ten, ten to one hundred, this effect has been passed down to this day.

To explain it scientifically, salt is a general term for a kind of substance, which is usually composed of ions. Except for the molten state or dissolution, it can conduct electricity. However, crystalline salts can dissipate the electric field and effectively offset the charge. The ghost is likely to be a combination of electromagnetic waves, which contains a certain charge and is just salted, so it makes sense in theory.

In the messy bedding, the little pumako's body is still twisted from side to side like an earthworm, as if the bone joints of the whole body can be rotated at will. The back attached to the bed board did not stop. Suddenly, it bowed high and looked at it from a distance, like a stone arch bridge across the river.

"Madam Chen, do you know the date of your child's birth?" When Grandma Fan saw the series of movements of Xiao Mazi, a pair of dark eyes were full of vigilance, and the wrinkled skin on the old face also collapsed tightly. Her left hand slowly leaned into the cloth pocket she carried with her, and did not pull it out. She seemed to hold something.

At that time, the birthday and eight characters were very popular in rural areas, instead of the current tarot cards, twelve constellations and so on. Little Mazi's mother reported his son's birthday without thinking about it. She faintly saw Grandma Fan with her back to her nodded and brushed a pinch of silver hair on her forehead.

"Is there any water? Come in a pot."

"Yes, yes..." Xiao Mazi's mother's orders to Mrs. Fan were naturally omnisical. She quickly rushed to the kitchen, found a copper basin, poured a whole basin of water from the big water tank, shook it step by step, and sprinkled it as he walked.

"I didn't ask you to f for so much water!" As a result, Mrs. Fan almost took off the weight of the basin. After burying two sentences, she poured out two-thirds of the water. Then she put down the basin and read an incomprehensible spell. Her right thumb was on her middle finger, and the other three fingers were raised high. She gently bounced on the water and wrote with her hand. A string of strange symbols, but because it was written in the water, the old man's movements were too fast, and the four people around him couldn't see the outline clearly.

"All right!" Grandma Fan took a breath and took out her left hand hidden in the cloth pocket. This time, it was no longer a big green salt, but a handful of incense ash, that is, the remaining ashes of the sandalwood dedicated to the God Bodhisattva. This thing looked sticky and dirty, which dyed Grandma Fan's waxy and slightly black hand darker. She didn't dislike it. She just sprinkled it into the basin one after another. In a short time, the gray particles filled the whole basin. Grandma Fan didn't stop. She mixed her hands into the mud and rubbed them vigorously. The action was almost the same as that of a rural family, and she didn't know what was sold in the gourd. What kind of medicine is it? When the water in the basin was almost completely absorbed by the coagulated ash, Grandma Fan wiped the sweat on her face. He turned to the crowd and said, "Go and send your sick child here quickly. I have to deal with it together, or one by one, my old body must be exhausted!"

It took about half an hour for the three families to finally arrange their precious pimples. Xiao Mazi's mother put the two beds together and covered them with brand-new quilts. In this way, it is naturally not difficult to lie down with three children. It's warm and comfortable to sleep, but it's a pity that Tian Guoqiang We are completely in a semi-coma, and we can't feel this at all.

Grandma Fan copied the incense ash in the copper basin with her hand, grabbed a small handful of evenly stirred incense mud, pulled up Tian Guoqiang's clothes, and covered all the incense mud with his navel. For Xiao Mazi and Dog Egg, it was also concocted in the same way.

"The people of your three families have straightened their children, and they are going to do it!" After Grandma Fan ordered, Goudan's father and Xiao Mazi's mother quickly picked up their children, slowly helped them up, and sat upright **, but their bodies were so soft that they couldn't help trembling, so that the three families had to use their hands to hold hands to make the children pose. Although the village head Tian was very reluctant, he saw that the doctors in the town did not even have a shadow until now, so he had to sigh secretly and help Tian Guoqiang with the attitude of a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

Grandma Fan nodded and took out the three-pillar incense. There was no shortage of incense burners here, and she casually turned it over and inserted the incense.

Grandma Fan found a pair of scissors and cut three humanoid patterns with red paper and put them in front of the incense burner. After a long time, she said strangely, "Don't make a fuss or screaming about what you see and hear later, otherwise it will be very troublesome."

After getting the assurance from everyone, she walked to the altar filled with a temporary table. She humbly bowed three times, took a sip of Erguotou, and blew into the candle and ignited a blazing dragon. In the half-light and half-dark hut, it looked particularly dazzling and ferocious. Liu Dashao, who was guarding on the edge of the bed, thumped for no reason and almost jumped out of his chest.

"Grandma, this old witch will scare people!" Liu Dashao muttered in his heart, grabbed the corner of the quilt, and shrank back to the bed.

At this moment, the door of the bedroom has been tightly closed, and the only ventilated window on both sides has also been pulled back. In the whole narrow space, only a bunch of blurred light pierced through, shining the dust floating around it. However, it was quite strange that since the windows and doors were closed, there should be no wind, but the two burning candlelight kept shaking, bright for a while. It's dark, floating for a while, falling for a while, and there is no accurate letter at all. Grandma Fan's deep-set eye sockets are more and more horrible by the candlelight. Coupled with the ghost-like shouts that come out every few seconds, if it is placed on the road at midnight, it will definitely scare a large circle of people to death.

"La La Mi Ma coax..."

"La La Mi Ma coax..." Two hands shaped like chicken feet pressed tightly on the table. Grandma Fan kowtowed heavily on the solid wood table as she read the words, as if she didn't know the pain at all. This made Liu Dashao next to him open his mouth again. Damn it, is this old woman's head beaten with iron or has she practiced iron-headed skills in Shaolin Temple? Is she so awesome? If I had learned it, I would have returned it. I can't break ten bricks!

"Bang!" Suddenly, Mrs. Fan's half-white eyes suddenly opened, and the blood like a spider's web suddenly spread from both sides of the eyes to the middle, weaving into a strange pupil. These two pupils were like two huge searchlights, shining and looking around the room. Then their owner, Grandma Fan, put her hands together and couldn't help worshipping God. He said:

"Speak to the three heavenly masters of Sanqing Sanjing, Taishang Laojun, Zhang Zhao Erlang, Yue Wang Zushi, Li Gongzhen, Dongshan old man, Nanshan little sister, earth mother Yuanjun, Hengshan Qilang, Luoshan Jiulang, three days of the emperor, Wuyue earth, Shenxiao Wangfu, Longhu Xuantan Zhao marshal, Sanmao Zhenjun, five stars and twenty-eight nights, all immortals holding Spells and spells, cure diseases and come back to life, subduing demons and eliminating evil spirits, thousands of people call thousands of response, ten thousand calls all spirits, not self-spirits!"

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