Chapter 44 Lower Yin Division, black and white impermanence! ( 12)
Liu Da Shao nodded to Grandma Fan. The dog egg's mother also came over, squatted in front of Liu Dashao, clasped his shoulder and said, "Mr. Gou, our little Mazi has to rely on you!" With that, the voice of the dog egg became a little choked, and tears came out of his eyes. Liu Dashao quickly wiped the tears on her face with his hand. He patted his chest and said, "Auncle, don't cry. With me, Xiao Mazi and they will be fine. Don't worry, Grandma Fan and I will be back soon."
The preparation ceremony before going down the vagina finally began. Grandma Fan first lit incense in the hall, and then burned a pile of paper money. Liu Laoshi actually caught a rooster from his chicken circle. Grandma Fan took the rooster in Liu Laoshi's hand and carried the two wings of the rooster. The rooster estimated that he was about to die. He didn't even scream, but stared and shook his head left and right. Grandma Fan took the rooster and bowed three times to the fragrance that was emitting green smoke, and then pinched the rooster's crown with her nails. The rooster was pinched and cried twice, and the blood on the chicken crown continued to seep out. Mr. Liu quickly took a bowl and catched the blood of the chicken. When the chicken was almost bleeding, Grandma Fan let go of the rooster in her hand.
But seeing that Grandma Fan held a bowl full of chicken blood, she closed her eyes, read a few words for a while, and then dipped her fingers in chicken blood and smeared it on Liu Dashao's forehead. As he applied it, he nated in his mouth: "After applying chicken blood, he opened the 'Heaven's Eye'. After going down, you can see everything in the vagina." After applying chicken blood, Grandma Su found another black ribbon tied to Liu Dashao's waist. Everything was ready. Grandma Fan told him, "Grandson of the Liu family, repeat what I just told you." Liu Dasho said with a wry smile and said, "I remember it clearly. After going down, I have to hold my mother-in-law's hand tightly. I can't run around. When I see Guoqiang and others, I will quickly point them out." After listening to Liu Dashao, Grandma Fan nodded to him with satisfaction.
However, Liu Dashao is thinking at this moment: Where on earth can this old witch go in to the vagina? Do you want to find a deep well and jump down? While thinking nonsense, Grandma Fan asked him to take off his shoes and lie down in the hall. Liu Dashao lay down ** according to Grandma Fan's instructions. Liu honestly came over again and covered him with a quilt tightly according to Grandma Fan's order.
"Grandson of the Liu family, close your eyes and don't think nonsense. We are about to leave." After Grandma Fan finished speaking, Liu Dashao quickly closed his eyes. Somehow, his heart suddenly began to feel hairy at this time, so he secretly opened his eyes and looked at Mrs. Fan. She was sitting in the chair in front of her, drank two sips of water, and then lay her body on the table and did not move. Liu, who was waiting, saw his son open his eyes and hurriedly whispered in Liu's ear, "Son, son of a bitch, close your eyes quickly. Don't think nonsense, just like sleeping at night." Liu Dashao had no choice but to close his eyes and quietly wait for the moment when he reached the Yin Division.
One minute, two minutes... After about ten minutes, Liu Dashao gradually felt that he was about to fall asleep. He wanted to open his eyes and look around, but he couldn't open it. It felt like a nightmare. Liu Dashao's heart finally became afraid and tried to wake up, but no matter how hard he tried Power is useless. Suddenly, his body twitched strongly and felt as if he had woken up from a nightmare. At this time, a voice sounded in my ear: the eldest grandson of the Liu family, open your eyes, we are here. Liu Dashao heard it very clearly at this moment. This is Mrs. Fan's voice.
He quickly opened his eyes, and everywhere he could see was dim, like the dark evening in winter. So he looked at Grandma Fan and asked, "Pra-in-law, is this the Yin Si?" Grandma Fan nodded to him, and then took Liu Da Shao's hand and walked forward. Strangely, although Liu Dashao himself and Mrs. Fan have been walking forward, they can't see the road under their feet clearly, and no one can be seen around them. Grandma Fan said, "The eldest grandson of the Liu family, you have to look carefully. When you see the other three children, tell me quickly." Liu Dashao said "um" and nodded to Grandma Fan.
He took Grandma Su's hand tightly and looked around all the way. After walking for about half an hour, they saw a man in red in front of them gradually floating towards them. Liu Dashao stared at the red figure in front of him. Grandma Fan whispered in his ear, "Grandson, close your eyes and don't look." At that time, Liu Dashao was very curious and didn't pay attention to Grandma Fan's words at all. Gradually, the two and the figure in red became closer and closer. Liu Dashao finally saw this face clearly - a young, beautiful sister in a red cheongsam.
The cheongsam sister and the two passed by, causing Liu Da Shao to turn his head back as he walked and looked at the faraway cheongsam sister. Grandma Fan pulled him, frowned, and the pace under his feet gradually accelerated. When Liu Dashao turned around, he was stunned - a horrible face suddenly appeared in front of him. Liu Dashao was so scared by this face that he fell to the ground and opened his mouth and couldn't speak. What kind of face is this - the scalp of the back of the head is on the forehead, and the eyeballs of the left eye are gone, leaving only a black hole. The eyeballs of the right eye burst out like a cow's eye, and the whole face seems to be coated with a layer of snow-white flour.
Seeing this, Grandma Fan quickly pulled up Liu Dashao and comforted him, "Grandson, don't be afraid, don't be afraid. My sister likes you and is playing with you. Look behind you again." After listening to Grandma Fan's words, Liu Dashao looked back timidly again. It was the sister in the cheongsam. The cheongsam sister faced him, showed a shallow smile at him, and then turned around and floated away.
Grandma Fan shook her head secretly: "This girl in a cheongsam must have hidden a lot of grievances in her life. I guess she jumped off the building and got rid of herself again." After saying that, she took a long sigh.
The road of Yinsi is different from that between the sun. I always feel that there is a layer of mist under my feet, and stepping on it seems to be nothing. As we go forward, there are more and more people on this road. There are old men on crutches, little girls crying with bears in their arms, and middle-aged men who look back frequently...
The people on this road have gloomy faces. Liu Dashao guessed: I'm afraid that many of them are still lovers in the world! At this time, Grandma Fan reminded, "Grandson, you must look carefully. There are many people here. If you miss it, you will be in trouble."
Liu Dashao nodded. To be honest, he really felt a little disappointed this time. He neither saw the legendary bull-headed horse face nor Naihe Bridge, let alone the judge and the king of hell. However, it is completely reasonable to think about it carefully: how can senior officials such as judges and the king of hell be seen by themselves? Maybe even this old goddess has never bumped into her in her life!
Liu Dashao and Mrs. Fan have walked a long way, but they still haven't found Tian Guoqiang. Grandma Fan said, "Grandson, let's go some further ahead. If we still can't find them, let's go back!" If you stay down for too long and are found by the ghost, it will be troublesome.
Liu Dashao is this kind of personality of asking to the end. He hurriedly asked, what would happen if he was found by a ghost? Grandma Fan shook her head with a wry smile: "If you are found by a ghost, it will be difficult for us to go back again. They don't allow living people to go down casually. Besides, if we stay downstairs for too long, your father and the child's parents will also be worried.
"Well, how can that work? You said earlier that they were the souls who had just gone down, and the time left in this area is only a few hours. At this time, we give up and wait until they are pressed to another hell, don't we have the hope of saving them anymore?
"Grandson, I understand what you said." Grandma Fan nodded: "But there are rules of the yang in the yang, and there are rules in the underworld. We can only try our best. Whether these three dolls can survive or not depends on God's arrangement."
"No! Guoqiang, Goudan and Xiao Mazi are my brothers. I can't leave them alone. Today, no matter what, I will save them.
"Son your mouth!"
Liu Dashao and Grandma Fan walked a long way forward again. In the crowd in front of him, he saw a fat figure who was also very young. The most important thing was how to look like a dog egg in the three children. Therefore, Liu Dashao quickly pointed to the figure and said to Grandma Fan, "Mother-in-law, the person in front is very similar. "Dog egg."
Grandma Fan's eyes flashed, and she suddenly made a boo gesture to Liu Dashao, signaling him not to shout loudly, and then pulled Liu Dashao to speed up the pace. Walking in that direction, when he came five or six meters away from the crowd, he identified the clothes and the iconic fallen flesh around his waist, and Liu Dashao was more sure of his guess just now. At this moment, he was overjoyed and couldn't help greeting his hands and shouted, "Dog! I'm looking for you. Where are Guoqiang and them? At this time, everyone in the crowd turned their faces and looked at Liu Da Shao with a surprised face.
The fat figure also turned around, and Liu Dashao fixed his eyes. Oh, hey, it was indeed a dog egg, and not far from him, there were still standing little Mazi and Tian Guoqiang. As soon as he saw his best friend, Liu Dasho immediately shook off Grandma Fan's hand and ran to them. As soon as Tian Guoqiang saw Liu Dashao, he hurriedly asked, "Mr. Dog, why did you come here?"
Without saying a word, Liu Da Shao hugged Tian Guoqiang first: "Strongzi, I'm here to pick you up. Our four evil young masters can't be separated by the five old beasts in the Lingguan Temple!" Haha, I'm so happy to see you. It's sweeter than eating bee shit and more comfortable than touching swallows. But as soon as Liu Da Shao hugged Tian Guoqiang, Tian Guoqiang's body trembled like an electric shock and was ejected far away. The dog egg and little pxie next to him were also inexplicably lifted by a strong force and rolled several 360 degrees. Liu Dashao was shocked by the scene in front of him. He touched his head and stood there with his head covered.
Grandma Fan hurried over and reminded him, "Grandson, don't touch them. They are still ghosts now, but you have a body to protect your body. Zhou's body is full of righteousness, which will hurt them." As soon as he was reminded by Grandma Fan, Liu Dashao suddenly woke up.
Grandma Fan looked at Tian Guoqiang, took out a yellow charm from her pocket, tore it into three parts and handed it to them: "Put this on your forehead and don't take it down. Hurry up and go back with the old man. The Liu family and I will come down on a special trip to pick you up.
"You... are you a flower-watching mother-in-law?" Tian Guoqiang's eyes lit up and suddenly recognized Grandma Fan.
"Not bad, good boy, remember the old body." Grandma Fan touched the back of his head lovingly: "Unlike some white-eyed wolves, they have to pretend to be confused, just like my mother-in-law, I have to take a kitchen knife to find him desperately for an acre of pumpkin." After saying that, he looked at Liu Dashao intentionally or unintentionally.
"Didn't my father compensate you? He also insisted on putting it on his mouth. Liu Dashao was so clever that he naturally recognized who Grandma Fan was pointing to, and immediately muttered.
Grandma Fan also ignored Liu Dashao and pointed to the charm in Tian Guoqiang's hand: "Child, paste it quickly! If you don't paste this thing, you will inevitably lose your soul on the road.
Tian Guoqiang nodded and did as he said.
Liu Dashao also plans to sit down with Tian Guoqiang and others on the spot to talk about the experience of this sightseeing. Grandma Su was lively and anxious. She quickly urged and scolded, "A few bastards, get up and come with me. It's late, but it's going to be troublesome." Therefore, the four children had to reluctantly follow Grandma Fan and groped along the way.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the three people left, the rest of the Yinsi Road also followed and asked Grandma Fan to take them away. Everyone leaned closer to Mrs. Fan and Mrs. Liu like a tide. They had no choice but to stop and open their arms to protect Tian Guoqiang in their arms to prevent everyone from getting closer. On the road of Yinsi, it was like a traffic jam on the highway, and it fell into chaos for a while.
At this time, Liu Dashuo, who had been overstretched, heard someone shouting behind him from afar: "Don't move around, grandma, stand up." Liu Dashao didn't know who shouted in the back, but listening to this alternative voice, he felt quite familiar, but he couldn't remember it clearly for a while. Grandma Fan next to her suddenly changed her color. Her face changed from yellow to white, and then from white to black. She said excitedly, "Oh no! Now it's troublesome. The ghost is coming.
Everyone was yelled by the ghost, and they all retreated timidly, leaving only Liu Dashao and the five people standing there. He thought that the ghost's appearance should be similar to Zhong Kui in the portrait. Even if he is not as ferocious as Zhong Kui, at least he should have a fierce appearance like Li Kui! But it turns out that this is just my own wishful thinking, just like the name "A Biao", must the person named "A Biao" be the big three? Can't the polite scholar be called "A Biao"?
In fact, the ghost standing in front of us is no different from the people in the world, and his age is comparable to that of his father.
The ghost in white linen clothes saw a group of people. First, he was stunned, and then the sharp tip of his nose sniffed twice like a dog. Suddenly, the hippie smile that had just spread to the corners of his mouth stiffened, and his expression changed 360 degrees, pointing to Mrs. Fan's eyes and roared. He said, "I think you are really impatient to live. You live in the sun. What are you doing here?" Grandma Fan hurried forward and bowed and smiled, and said, "Uncle Wuchang, I know all your captain. We are here this time mainly to take someone out. Please be flexible."
The ghost snorted coldly and said, "Do you think the ghost in the Yinsi was taken away if you wanted? Let the three children stay, and you two will go back immediately. I won't pursue this matter. If you insist on going your own way, then don't blame me——————"
"I don't recognize people!" The ghost in black sackcloth almost raised the mourning stick in his hand and added with a blue face.
Grandma Fan saw that the two ghosts were not affectionate, so she had to negotiate with them: "Two officials, I think you are busy with the things in the underworld all day, and you don't know much about us, do you? These three children are actually not the people who have lived a long life. They just came here because their souls were taken away by the evil spirits. As long as you can let him go and what conditions you want, you can mention it. As long as we can meet it, there will never be a discount.
The ghost in white didn't seem to be interested in Grandma Su's bribery. He still said with a straight face, "Don't talk to me. I won't agree. Our King Qin Guang had rules a thousand years ago. No matter who they are or how they came here, as long as they come, don't go back. As for the kid around you, you brought it down. I can't control this, but I still advise you to get out of here as soon as possible.
Among the three children, Tian Guoqiang is the most important. When he saw that the two ghosts had never been able to get in, and he didn't eat soft and hard food, so he approached Liu Dashao and said, "Mr. Dog, I don't think you should leave me alone. Hurry up and go back with your mother-in-law!" The four of us became brothers when we cut chicken heads and burned yellow paper on the edge of the sesame-grained land temple at the head of the village. If a good thing is not done, a bad thing is indispensable. I don't expect any nonsense such as living and dying together, such as being blessed and enjoying the same difficulties. Today, you can risk your death to come to us, which proves that you have us in your heart. We appreciate your feelings. As long as you don't forget to burn some handsome maids for the three of us during the Spring Festival, and the money will be made with candles and paper! Otherwise, I'll be the first to scare you!" After Tian Guoqiang finished speaking, Goudan and Xiao Mazi looked at each other and didn't add anything. They just giggled twice to express their recognition of Tian Guoqiang.
Tian Guoqiang's words made Liu Dashao's nose sour, and he felt like crying. Grandma Fan may have been moved by his words, and suddenly became angry. She waved under her waist and roared at the ghost in white, "I'm going to take them away today. Do you think you can stop me with your ability?"
"Oh?" The ghost in white and the ghost in black exchanged eyes. The ghost in white shook his shoulders first and laughed extremely exaggeratedly, while the ghost in black still straightened his bamboo pole-like body and snorted coldly from his nose, as if he was extremely disdainful.
For a moment, the ghost in white stopped laughing and said with a slinty look, "Old man, it's right to be confident, but don't be too confident!"
"Old fool!" The ghost in black is also strange, but he stops talking to people with just a few words, which is very different from the talkative ghost in white. And the voice is extremely gloomy and cold, even if it is in the scorching sun, it also gives people a feeling of coldness.
The ghost in white took a step forward, and a playful smile surged into his mouth: "The reason why my two brothers persuaded you pleasantly as soon as they came up is not that they are timid, but because we are slightly kinder than our colleagues in other places. There is a way that yin and yang have been separated from each other since ancient times, and people and ghosts are different. If you again--
"Faceless." The black-clothed ghost interrupted abruptly. This time, although he interrupted the white-clothed ghost's words again, he also added what he wanted to say, but it was not very pleasant. It was not surprising that the white-clothed ghost was not surprising. He smiled and continued to follow the words above: "Then my two brothers have to do things according to the regulations and give you--"
"Dry!" The ghost in black is out of the way.
Black and white impermanence, one singing red face, the other singing black face, does not let go at all, and insisted on leaving the three of them. As for the threat of Grandma Fan. The two of them have the right to listen to it as a joke.
Grandma Fan roared at that time, and she was completely angry and bloody. She also knows well the power of her three-legged cat. If I really do it with the two ghosts in front of me, I'm afraid I can pinch myself to death with one finger. Therefore, after Grandma Fan calmed down, she immediately felt that she was too impulsive just now. In case a sentence makes the two of them unhappy, that Bai Wuchang is okay to say, but I'm afraid of that black impermanence... Thinking of this, Grandma Fan's cold sweat is so cold! Impulse is the devil!
"Oh, let's go, we're busy! I don't have time to be with you!" Bai Wu often had no intention of leaving Grandma Fan and others, so they couldn't help pulling her up.
Liu Dashao was thinking that the voice just now seemed to have been heard somewhere, but as soon as he saw Bai Wuchang coming up to talk about Mrs. Fan and the others, he knew that the dog eggs must have no chance, because black and white impermanence does not release water! Suddenly, Liu Dashao was anxious. He pulled his throat open and shouted, "Grandma! You can't put down the dog's eggs and they don't care!"
Grandma Fan didn't know where the courage came from when she heard it, and she didn't care whether the black and white impermanence in front of her could be offended. She actually stretched out two chicken claws and came to pull her white impermanence and play a big saw game.
I saw that Bai Wuchang pulled the anti-mother-in-law's arm out, while Mrs. Fan pulled Bai Wuchang's hand desperately with two chicken claws, and shouted with a red old red face, "I hit someone!" The ghost hit someone! Come on! Help!"
Just pull me and pull me back and forth a few times, but I didn't see Grandma Fan move a step. Hei Wuchang, who was watching beside him, suddenly became impatient and only heard him roar, "Enough! Get the fuck out of here!"
His roar was so loud that he suddenly shocked Grandma Fan and the others. Bai Wuchang also knew that his selfless brother was angry, so he had to shrug his shoulders and let him go. The black impermanence is angry, and the consequences are very serious.
Hei Wuchang's face, forcing Grandma Fan's face to rush over. Grandma Fan is a rural old lady. Where have you seen this battle? Even if you are a little snake demon, you will have to work hard. What's more, it's the famous black impermanence!
Looking at the approaching of Hei Wuchang's anger, Grandma Fan cried secretly in her heart: "It's broken. It really annoyed him! He is not as easy to fool as that stupid snake demon!" Although she was very scared, Grandma Fan still grasped the horizontal swing on her body. This is probably because I want to rely on myself a little.
Finally, Hei Wuchang rushed to Grandma Fan. Grandma Fan also pulled out a thing from the horizontal pen and began to shake wildly with her eyes closed. She not only jumped her feet and threw the things on her hands, but also tore and shouted, "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Don't come here! Bless your grandfather! The manifestation of Guanyin Bodhisattva! Taishang Laojun is in a hurry..."
Grandma Fan waved the things in her hand like a dancing god, and said a large list of divine Buddhas in her mouth. Finally, even the stove prince, the land master, Zhang Guolao, and even her black and white impermanence.
Bai Wuchang, who was watching the play next to him, heard Grandma Fan begging for God, and even read out his own name. He was immediately happy. Looking at Grandma Fan's jumping god to stop the impermanence, he couldn't help but feel compassion. As the saying goes, people live for 80 years. It's not easy for the old woman in front of me to live so old. Thinking about it, I was also a person in those years. So, he opened his mouth and persuaded, "Lao Fan, forget it, just go away, don't be serious."
But he could hear it from the black impermanence on his angry head. He held a mourning stick and tore the thing waved in Fan's hand in half with a little force.
This tear can't be done. Half of the object was cracked, and a "hoo" floated to the impermanent face. The whole audience was silent, and Grandma Fan's basket was big!
I saw a piece of floral cloth on his face. This thing doesn't look like a piece of cloth, but like a half-pulled trousers tube. It turned out that the shield that Grandma Fan waved desperately was not the celestial charm she wanted to take, but an old man's big flower trousers. This was snatched by Mrs. Fan from a small stall at the price of three and a half yuan when she went to the market yesterday! I wanted to go home and put it on, so I put it in the horizontal swing of my body, but I didn't expect it to be so useful!
"Hahahahaha!" The surroundings suddenly laughed. Not only Liu Dashao and others couldn't straighten their waists up, but even the other ghosts next to them, although they did not dare to laugh as presumptuously as Liu Dashao and others, they also laughed intermittently.
Only Grandma Fan, who is still closing her eyes and jumping, doesn't know what's going on around...
"Oh, no! Old Fan! You have to calm down!" Bai Wuchang, who was cheerful and active, did not laugh at this time, but shouted anxiously to Hei Wuchang, as if to stop Hei Wuchang from doing something. He was so anxious.
In the laughter of everyone, Hei Wuchang stretched out a hand, slowly grabbed the big flower trousers tube on his face, and then suddenly pulled it off. He showed a horrible face, and he was already grumpy and black. He roared with two big sharp and long ghost teeth, "Damn it! I'll kill you!"
"Wow", the dark wind around the impermanence is everywhere, only listening to the crying stick in his hand, making a creepy ghost cry, which makes people shudder and dare not ignore it.
"Go to hell!" Hei Wuchang shook the mourning stick in his hand, and a black yin wind quickly waved to Grandma Fan, who was jumping the god.
Seeing that Grandma Fan can't survive, there is a stronger white wind, which resists the black wind from the black impermanence. Needless to say, this white wind must be from white impermanence.
"Grass! What are you doing!? The black impermanent roared at the white impermanently.
"I'm a grass! Are you yelling? Bai Wuchang took out his shocked ear and said.
"Stop me to do it!" Hei Wuchang stared, but his voice was much lower.
"Look at the boy next to the old man, do you remember?" Bai Wuchang pointed to Liu Dashao beside Grandma Fan and said.
"Who is it? I don't know! Do we know living people? You don't have a fever, do you? Hei Wuchang took a look and curled his lips.
"What a bad memory!" Bai Wuchang hit the back of the head of the black impermanence, and then reminded him, "Have you forgotten? Roasted rabbit! "Bye-bye!"
Hearing Bai Wuchang's words, Hei Wuchang suddenly remembered, looked at the boy fiercely, and finally smiled for a long time. In fact, it was worse than crying.
"Wow, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! So it's the third brother! Why did you come here?" He was impermanent and straightforward. When he came up, he waved to Liu Dashao.
As soon as Liu Dashao heard that he was fierce and impermanent just now, he greeted him pleasantly. It seems that the two of them have a good relationship.
"Are you?" Liu Dashao asked weakly.
"What? Forgot? I'm Fan Ba!" He replied cheerfully. When friends meet, they are very intimate! The unhappiness just now has been thrown out of the sky for a long time.
"Oh! So it's you! I said, why was the sound so familiar just now? Oh, big brother! Are you both dead? Still being a ghost? It's not a small ability!" Liu Dashao shouted excitedly.
It turned out that Bai Wuchang had long felt that the little ghost next to Grandma Fan was familiar, but he had not been sure yet, and now it was finally confirmed!
"Hey hey hey..." The two ghosts stood together and laughed extremely obscenely, which confused Grandma Fan and the others. What? Are you a brother with a ghost? Oh, my God. The world is in a mess, and the mouse is the best man for the cat!