Chapter 46 The bull's head is not here, let's have a horse face! 1!
It's okay to say that Liu Dashao was a little hungry when he heard Grandma Fan shouting like this. At the same time, he also remembered that he was still a living person and could not stay in Yinsi for too long, so he said to the black and white impermanence, "I really had a good chat today! Unfortunately, brother, I'm still a living person. I can't stay down there for too long, otherwise I will accompany you to the end! When one day, the two brothers will go to my house when they are free. I will definitely ask my father to cook the best dish and treat you with the best knife!"
Black and white impermanence smiled and did not keep it. They also knew the rules of the two worlds of yin and yang. They said to Liu Dashao, "Ha ha, this is what you said. Don't admit it at that time. Well, you have stayed for too long. There is too much loss of yang qi, which may have sequelae to your health. Brother, I won't leave you here for dinner. Anyway, it's all candle yellow paper, which is far less delicious than the roast rabbit that day. After a while, you lead the souls of the three of them and go against the direction of Naihe Bridge. In that direction, you guard the bull's head. This guy has neglected his duty, so that we can release the water. Take care, brother!"
After saying that, he arched his hand to Liu Dashao, and then drove the ghosts to line up and began to walk back. They shouted to the ghosts all the way, "Don't talk too much in front of Meng Po for a while. Do you know, or I'll let you pull out your tongue in the oil pan!" Wow, hahahaha! That's a good taste for you! Do you know?" From afar, you can also hear the wind when the mourning stick is waving, and the little ghosts are crying and begging.
Liu Dashao was full of joy, looking at the fading back of black and white impermanence, and the envious and hateful eyes of those ghosts. I'm so happy that I've been happy for a long time. Don't mention how happy I am!
Finally, Liu Dashao and others walked slowly in the direction of Nahe Bridge. Along the way, Liu Dashao sang the famous song "Wang Erjie Sifu" and walked in the front with his eyebrows.
"Hey! The song is that everyone shouts about the autumn wind in August.
A white (ah) reveals a severe frost and a cry.
Xiao Yanshuang has to hit the single root grass, and hangs the big flat on the buckwheat stalk.
Yan'er flies from south to north, it still knows the cold and hot, and the beautiful girl is still looking forward to thinking about the talent in the room.
There is an old man Wang living in Suzhou City. He has surplus food in the University of Finance and Economics.
Although he is not rich with money, there is still a lack of a son of filial piety in front of him.
A mother gave birth to two sisters, and if the girl grows up to be a talented man.
The second girl was betrothed to Zhang Tingxiu, and the eldest girl was to betrothed with a thief named Zhao Ang.
Zhao Ang also makes an official in Nanjing, and Sister Wang is an official.
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However, Liu Dashao just sang, but I didn't expect Grandma Fan to sing with her. This confused Liu Dashao and others. No one knows why this old woman is so happy.
In fact, that's what Grandma Fan thinks. Liu Dashao is a brother of black and white impermanence, and then he knows Liu Dashao again. Just now, he met Black and white impermanence and got acquainted with each other. Then in the future, when I meet the errands of the upper and lower Yinsi again, hey hey... Maybe I can give you a good life. Thinking of this, Mrs. Fan smiled extremely obscenely and gloomyly, making Liu Dashao's hair stand up and sweat coldly. She thought that the old lady had overturned the boat in the gutter and was on the ghost.
At this moment, a monster with a horse face suddenly turned out at the intersection, staring at a pair of squinting eyes, and staring at Liu Da Shao with bad intentions. Grandma Fan was guilty and hurriedly pulled Liu Dashao to try to get around from the side, but was slanted by the horse's face and stopped the whole way.
"This guy, who are you?" Seeing that Mrs. Fan couldn't avoid it, she had to pinch out a flower with an old face and asked next to the horse-faced monster with a smile.
"Catch them back!" The horse-faced monster lit up the weapon in her hand, which scared Grandma Fan and hurriedly flashed to one side. It was a steel whip with a thick arm, and there were many spikes all the body. It would die if it was stained, and it would die next to it!
"Don't think I don't know what you want to do. When you enter the gate of this hell, there is no reason to go back!" After saying that, the horse-faced monster pointed to the souls of Tian Guoqiang and sneered. Coincidentally, today he was originally on duty, but he had something to do with him at the last minute. He happened to meet the unlucky group of Grandma Fan by mistake.
"Grandma Fan, he, he..." Liu Dashao has never seen this battle. He huddled behind Grandma Fan with a white face and asked in a low voice.
"Shh, this is also a ghost, and you should know that he is the horse's face in the bull's head and horse's face!" Grandma Fan said.
Legend has it that Niutou Mamian was in charge of real power in hell, but why did he only become a man-catching servant under the king of hell? Speaking of which, there is another interesting story.
A long time ago, there was a member surnamed Ma in Fengdu City, who was a giant with both financial power in the city. Generally speaking, he should be satisfied, but there is one thing that he is always worried about. Because he is in his 60sties, he has married eleven "bias" and only one person. No matter how much you ask God to make a wish, you will never get what you want. Needless to say, the horse attendant regarded his only son Ma Yichun as the apple of his eye. But he was very worried that if it was unfortunate, he would not only cut off the incense of the Ma family. And there is no successor in the family business. For this reason, he was worried day and night and was at a loss.
It was expected that the house leaked and it rained all night. One day, the horseman had breakfast outside, prepared to go out to prepare wine and dishes, and hold a wedding for his son to turn 18 tomorrow. Coincidentally, at this moment, a Mr. Eight Character passed by the door and said, "Forteller, fortune teller!"
When the horseman heard the shouts, he was so happy that he forgot all about going out. So he carried a long shirt and walked down the steps quickly. He respectfully asked Mr. Eight Characters to sit on the house. After tea, the horseman said sincerely, "Sir, can you tell me a fortune for my child?" Mr. Bazi nodded and said, "Yes, yes." Ma Yuanwai immediately reported the time of birth to his son. Mr. Eight-character counted his fingers, couldn't help but be shocked and blurted out, "Oh, it's not good!" The horseman was shocked and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat: "What?" It's inconvenient for the villain to speak. Mr. Eight-character shook his head and sighed. The horseman became more and more panicked, but in order to figure it out, he begged, "Sir, please don't worry and say it bluntly." Mr. Eight-character hesitated for a moment and said, "Your young master's clothes are good, but it's a pity that Yangshou is too short, too short!" How much?" Eighteen years old."
The horseman said "Oh, my God" and fainted to the ground. It took him a long time to wake up, and his face was as earthy. Unexpectedly, tomorrow's child's eighteenth birthday will become the end of his life. Thinking of this, there was a burst of heartbreaking tears. After a while, he sobbed and asked, "Sir, sir, please think of ways to save my poor son!" Mr. Bazi thought for a while and said, "How can mortals have a way? There is only one. I don't know that the staff are reluctant to spend money?"
When the horseman heard that there was still a way to think of, he naturally calmed down a lot. He hurriedly said, "As long as he can save his son, even if he goes bankrupt, he will not hesitate!" Only then did Mr. Bazi tell him: In the middle of the night tomorrow night, you can make a table of the most abundant wine and vegetables, pack them in a food box, bring them to the first twelve steps of the "Ghost Gate", and give the wine and vegetables to the two chess players. However, you have to invite them three times in a row, wait patiently, and don't be impatient. The horseman is remembered in his heart one by one.
The next day, when he came to the designated place, he saw that two people were playing chess there. These two are none other than the bull's head and horse's face. The horseman didn't dare to disturb them, so he had to kneel quietly and put the food box on his head and watch silently. After they finished playing a game of chess, he carefully invited, "Two gods, please play after dinner!"
The two people seemed to listen, speechless, and played the second game of chess.
The horseman waited for the end of the second round, but there was still no movement. He was a little anxious, but he didn't dare to offend, so he had to kneel there devoutly and wait. After a while, the bull's head suddenly put down the chess piece: "Brother Ma, let's go. It's time." Ma Mian also hurriedly put down the chess pieces, put away the chessboard, and prepared to go down the mountain. Now, the horseman panicked outside. He was worried about missing the opportunity and missed a big event. He quickly raised his voice and shouted, "Dir, please go after dinner!" The bull-headed horse looked back and asked, "Who are you?" Seeing that the time had come, the horseman said flatteringly, "The two gods have worked too hard. I think they are hungry at this time. The villain has a little vegetarian wine and simple dishes. Please satisfy your hunger and thirst!" Niutou and Mamen couldn't help drooling when they saw the sincerity of this person and the delicious food in the box. Ma Mian quietly said to Niutou, "Brother Niu, we haven't eaten yet on this business trip, so let's have a full meal. It's hard for this person to care. What do you think? Niutou had also had this intention for a long time, but it was inconvenient to speak. At that moment, he nodded and said, "It's not too late to eat and go down the mountain." After saying that, it was like the wind and the remnants of the leaves. Then he ate the meal and was about to go. When he saw that the food delivery man was still kneeling on the ground, he asked, "Do you have something to ask for me?" The horseman hurriedly kowtowed and bowed, "The villain is in trouble. Please help the two gods." With that, he also burned a string of money paper. The cow's head and horse were so sorry that he had to say, "What's the matter with you? Tell me quickly!" I have something important to go on." Two gods, I only have one life. My life is coming to an end. Please raise your hand." What's your name?" Ma Yichun." Niutou opened the "enment order" given to him by Judge Cui and looked at it. He was shocked and said, "Brother Ma, it's not someone else that we are going to catch, it's his son. It's just that the time has not arrived. I didn't expect... This..." The horseman kowtowed repeatedly: "If the two gods can extend his longevity, the villain will be grateful and thank you!" Niu Tou said, "The law of Yin Cao is strict and clear. It's not easy to do!" The horseman was secretly anxious. He had an idea and turned to the horse and said, "I have a brother surnamed Ma who is also in charge of power in hell. If you don't do it, I have to go to him." Ma Mian listened and thought to himself that I knew everything from kings to ghosts in this underworld, and there was no one surnamed Ma except me. If this relative is me, but I haven't seen him, so I asked tentatively, "My surname is also Ma. I don't know who your brother is?" Ma Yuanwai said in surprise, "The little man has eyes but no beads. It's difficult to write two words 'horse' in one stroke. There is brother Lao."
Ma Mian said, "You said you were my brother. Why don't I remember?"
"After you arrived at the Yin Cao Difu, you drank the ecstasy tea. You forgot all about the things in the Yangjian. How can you remember?" Ma Mian thought about it, what he said was true. Now he ate his food again. If it didn't work well, he exchanged a look. Niu Tou is very good at it. In this case, let's just make a personal favor and want him to spend a few change. So, while he was drunk, he went back to Cao and gave up. This matter was known by Yan Luo Tianzi, and sent Bai Wuchang to find out in person, and it was true. Yan Luo Tianzi suddenly became angry and ordered the cow's head and horse to be escorted to the hall. In order to kill Yi Jingbai, he blamed each of them for forty boards in front of the ministers, and then blew two mouthfuls of yin wind. Suddenly, the cow's head and horse's face returned to their original shape. When Yan Luo Tianzi saw that they were really repentant, he cut their officials and left them in the hell to be a catcher.