Chapter 59 Grandma Fan and Wang Banxian 1

On the other side of her feet, Lu Jinlian seems to be particularly interested in Wang Banxian's legs. He hugged his leg thoughtfully and wanted to take a bite. Wang Banxian lay on the ground, his legs were under strength, and he couldn't turn over. The broken sword in his hand was not long enough to use. Suddenly, an idea came to his mind: the aircraft carrier was turned over in the gutter, and Zhang Fei choked to death at the dinner table.

In this desperate state, I saw several people walking on the path of the Wei family. Wang Banxian was overjoyed and looked at it. Isn't this the captain? The captain looked angry and strode over with his hands behind his back. Behind him were several militiamen on the team.

Wang Banxian was so happy that his eyes were a little wet. But when he saw that the captain took out something from behind, he was so happy that he almost cried. The captain took a stack of rune paper and shouted, "Wang Weizhen, tell me honestly, are you doing these ghost charms? Are you still lying on the ground?" The captain's eyes didn't work well. When he came closer, he found that Wang Banxian and a man were twisted together. At this look, he suddenly became angry: "Wang De, I picked up these ghost charms on the road, and I knew that you were making waves again! When I heard that you and Wei Fuguo were coming to his house, I immediately brought someone to you! You...are you still fighting with your daughter-in-law? Are you still shameless?"

Wang Banxian smiled bitterly: "I said, captain, come here quickly!"

The captain walked to Wang Banxian and pointed to his nose: "I'll see what you're going to please this time! Pull the man away!" After saying that, he looked up and said, "Wei Fuguo, Wei Fuguo, where are you? Your daughter-in-law fights with people, and you don't persuade her!"

Wang Banxian was in a hurry: "Captain, put a charm on Lv Jinlian's head, or it's dangerous!" The captain was furious: "At this time, you still want to confuse the public and pull my old revolution into the water..."

The three militiamen who were pulling Lu Jinlian suddenly shouted: "Captain, it's too tight to pull!" The captain was so angry that he couldn't speak. He said to himself that you three strong men, even a woman, couldn't get rid of it, and it didn't make people laugh to death!

He had to go there together and work with the three people. Under this pull, it didn't even pull. Wang Banxian shouted, "Captain, Mora, my leg is about to break. Please help me stick a charm!" When the captain heard that he was still talking nonsense, he was angry and pulled Lv Jinlian's hand away.

The pain made Wang Banxian hold his legs on the ground and shouted. The captain said, "Mrs. Wei, no matter how angry you are, don't do this. This is a big New Year... Hey, that Wei Fuguo, where have you been?" Just as he was about to persuade Lv Jinlian again, he suddenly saw Lv Jinlian roll her eyes and grabbed him.

"Oh, you are..." The captain was strange, but he felt that he couldn't breathe. The three militiamen came up quickly, but they could not get rid of them.

"I said Wei's daughter-in-law, let's talk about it well... Don't... Don't pinch me..."

"Ouch... Grandma, did I cut off your father or your mother? As for my life?" The captain swung his arms and protected his neck desperately, but he couldn't resist Lv Jinlian's offensive at all. After a while, he was pressed out of breath and didn't breathe in. He was so excited that he cursed. How could he care about swearing or not?

He was scolding endlessly here, but there was a "pattering" sound of footsteps at the door. Everyone faced the door, waiting for the owner to appear.

After a moment, I saw an old woman, with a jade hairpin in her head, a sneer on her face, and appeared at the door with her back. She was not someone else, but Mrs. She didn't come here empty-handed, but a jar, which was used by ancient people to install wine.

She glanced at Lv Jinlian, who was fighting, and immediately understood a lot. He held the jar in his left hand and pinched a hand decision in his right hand. He took a small step of Jinlian. He took three steps and two steps to the captain's side. He gently relaxed his arm and held Lv Jinlian from behind like a moon. As soon as he bit his silver teeth and his heel, he was about to drag it back. Three times in a row, he finally separated Lv Jinlian and the captain.

Grandma Fan was about to take a breath, but her hands were stretched forward by the suddenly bursting Lv Jinlian, abandoned the captain, and then grabbed Grandma Fan's neck, and violently bent down and pinched it. The upper body of Grandma Fan was pulled down. Following Lv Jinlian's voice like a cannonball, she kept making a strange tone.

"It's terrible!" The captain just suffered a big loss under Lv Jinlian's hands. Now when he sees her using this trick on the old and weak mother-in-law, he can't help but instinctively scream.

Wang Banxian immediately scolded when he heard the words, "You are miserable!" My senior sister is not as bad as you. She can crack this trick!"

Sure enough, although Mrs. Fan was strangled by Lv Jinlian, she was still in the face of danger. She pushed her hands forward and loosened Lv Jinlian's iron-like arms. Then his head slammed forward. A head hit Lv Jinlian's chest firmly, and the two separated.

"Oh" Grandma Fan took advantage of the victory to pursue, stepped up, twisted her crotch, kicked her legs, and firmly kicked down Lv Jinlian. Then he turned over and picked up the wine jar that had been carried into the yard. Without saying a word, he directly opened the cap of the wine jar directly. It was a piece of red silk cloth with a yellow charm on it. Although it was so decorated, the wine jar was empty and there was nothing.

"Receed!" Grandma Fan pointed with a sword and pointed three centimeters under Lv Jinlian's throat. Lv Jinlian suddenly sat up from the ground, with a little white smoke coming from the top of her head. The wine jar was like a bellows, sucking the white smoke in, and then there was nothing left. Everyone was still wondering, thinking that it was some kind of Japanese gas bomb, and they covered their mouths and noses with their hands. Only Wang Banxian jumped up in pain and pulled a charm from the captain's hand and stuck it on Lv Jinlian's forehead. Lv Jinlian seemed to have been electrocuted. After shivering for a while, she fell down softly, spitting black sewage in her mouth. Wang Banxian breathed a sigh of relief and glanced at Grandma Fan with lingering lingering heart. Grandma Fan gave him a white eye, as if to say that you old man is the only one who is half-hearted. The captain was shocked and was about to say something. Lv Jinlian slapped him in the face with her backhand: "You bastard, you are so bold. How dare you hug me? I'll kiss you... Ouch, captain? It's you!"

The captain stood up with hatred. He saw that his tweed coat, which he usually wore when he went to other places for meetings, had been dirty for a long time, and he couldn't help blushing with anger. Lu Jinlian accompanied a smiling face: "Oh, captain? Which one made you like this!" At this time, the voice has changed back to Lu Jinlian. Wang Banxian said secretly that he was ashamed to make such a small thing happen to himself!

The four people in the room came out when they saw that the overall situation had been decided. The captain pointed to Wang Banxian's face and snorted coldly at Grandma Fan who inserted a knife: "You guys, a few years ago, I saw that you two changed quickly, so I didn't say much about you. This relaxing education took out the previous thing... Ah, Wang Weizhen, what do you want to do today?" Looking at the virtue of his hands on his waist, he completely forgot the scene of fear just now. This man changed so fast. A quarter of an hour before the thunder and a quarter of an hour later, the sun showed his face.

Wang Banxian shouted and said, "Captain, I also use the local method to save people. Isn't this our folk wisdom?"

The captain ignored him and called Wei Fuguo: "Tell me, what do you call Wang Weizhen for?" Wei Fuguo's feelings are not good. The wind has come down during this period, and he is very strict in this regard. If others know that they are looking for someone to treat their daughter-in-law in this superstitious way, I'm afraid there will be trouble!

"My daughter-in-law has had a fever for the past two days, and I haven't seen her well. I went to see a doctor in the clinic, but Wang Banxian said he could see it... I didn't think much for a moment, so I asked him to come... I don't know a lot of things. I and a few children are in the house..." Lv Jinlian hurriedly interrupted, "Yes, yes, I have a fever and fainted these two days. It's heavy. I don't know anything. This time I wake up, yo, it's outside..."

The captain couldn't understand the two, so he asked Liu Dashao and Ma Xiaoyan, "What's the matter with you two?" Previously, Ma Xiaoyan was ashamed that she couldn't help. She quickly said, "Captain, we heard that the aunt was crazy, so we came to have a look together. As a result, Uncle Wang cured it with a local method!"

Wang Banxian became excited and said, "Look, Mao Zhu-Xi's baby all said so!"

The captain was furious: "You still want to deceive these good children. You guys open your eyes and don't deceive him. If this really happens, I will make a report..."

At that time, if the cadres reported to people that there was something wrong with their ideas, it would be a big trouble. If it was light, they would directly go to the northwest for construction. Thinking of this, the three of them dared not speak. The captain nods with satisfaction and said to Wang Banxian, "I originally brought someone to arrest you today, but for the sake of your positive confession, go back first, and then criticize and educate you when you go to work in the future!"

Wang Banxian's heart is cold. Hey, in this way, it will be difficult to live in the future! Liu Dashao and Ma Xiaoyan peeked at each other. No one dared to speak. They pulled Wang Banxian and Grandma Fan home. Grandma Fan didn't say anything. She just sighed, but heard Lv Jinlian behind her say, "Captain, your clothes are dirty. Let me wash them for you?"

The captain said, "No, you don't even have a piece of soap..." Wang Banxian couldn't help it anymore and turned around and said, "Wei Fuguo, you have to bury the bone quickly and burn some paper incense, or there will be trouble!"

The captain's face turned green: "You're still screaming!" As soon as his voice came out, Wang Banxian trotted away, leaving Grandma Fan and Liu Dashou with a relatively wry smile.