Chapter 62 Ghost Baby! 3
Halfway through, Grandma Fan said that she didn't bring a guy, and she was single-handed and didn't have any help. She seemed to feel guilty. So I had to turn back in the middle of the road, missing the package, and took Liu Dashao with him. Wang Banxian couldn't do it. His eyes were swollen like goldfish, and his legs also fixed the wood for Liu Dashao and cast a plaster. I'm afraid he can't get out of bed every three or five days.
Along the way, Mrs. Fan talked about what Ma Sandao met last night, saying that the four people were afraid of the people who died in the execution ground and could not go far. You can only do strange things near the place where you die, which is disturbing people's minds. The body is gloomy, and people with light eight characters can see it at night. This spirit also knows that the blood of father and son are connected. If you are fascinated by being a father, you can take away the spirit of the unborn child, occupy the body, and avoid the sufferings of reincarnation in the next world. I'm afraid that the little daughter-in-law is a little different. She must be a ghost. She can drive things for use and make a donkey with paper. You can see that. There are also many places to walk. If it hurts you, you will definitely not come back last night. I'm afraid it has nothing to do with her to go to this ghost fetus this time, but as a practitioner, I must get rid of this evil. Ma Sandao's legs and stomach turned around, and he asked the child whether he could be saved. Grandma Fan only said that it was up to her.
Under the guidance of Ma Sandao, Grandma Fan came to the place where Ma Sandao woke up in the morning. He sat down cross-legged and took out two pieces of paper money from the big bag he brought with him: "Ma Sandao, you go to the water and stay there. I guess you burned it when the moon rose so high. You need to build a eight-character barbecue to teach her that there are tall people coming to collect her. In this way, if she is interesting, she will hide and be reincarnated. She will never dare to blame again. If she is not interesting, then don't blame me for being merciless!" He pointed to a few pine trees on the roadside: "Look, that tree is so tall!"
Ma Sandao was about to cry: "Mother-in-law, this tree grows here, and I can't move it. When I go there, how can I know how high the moon is?"
Grandma Fan touched her head and said, "Well, yes, then you can wait for the fog to burn."
As soon as Ma Sandao agreed, Grandma Fan said again, "If it burns, you have to run quickly. As soon as the fog comes out, the thing will come out to follow you. Don't be afraid of anything you hear. Just run, don't slow down..." Ma Sandao was anxious and afraid... At that year, the poor couldn't afford a watch. It was really troublesome.
Grandma Fan cleared a place here, instructed Liu Dashao to put a few incense candles, took a handful of paper money, and burned them one by one. But he burned a big circle in a moment, and a few yellow charms were placed on the ground in the middle. This is also a kind of ability. This yellow charm is on the ground, and the wind at night is hard to blow even with a little paper dust. Ma Sandao didn't dare to neglect. He dragged his two broken legs and went straight to the other side of the water.
As mentioned earlier. The water was not far from the bluestone slope. It took a while for the horse to run. Not far away, when I saw it, it was broken. The water is starting to get foggy. In a hurry, he said, "Wu, slow down!" This voice is actually an authentic two-person tune.
In this hurry, people made a mistake. As soon as they got to the edge of the water, they fell and gnawed shit. Ma Sandao didn't care about shouting the pain, so he directly took out a fire medium to blow. This fire media is actually a small paper stick in the paper money circle. It smokes dry cigarettes, and the hooka lit the fire media. When it is not in use, it is installed in a small copper pipe, and it is usually ignited. When you take it out and blow it, it will start an open fire. At that time, it was not easy to buy foreign fire. Generally, people who smoke are equipped with a fire media. Ma Sandao couldn't breathe when he blew on the fire media. His face was as red as Guan Gong. The fire media just didn't. He narrowed his eyes in the moonlight and scolded his mother with anger. This is a fucking dead fire! Before leaving, Grandma Fan still smoked with fire media. Why did she give her this one?
It's useless to scold your mother, because the paper money is still needed. He shook his hand and took out a box of foreign fire from his inner pocket. Fortunately, there was this thing! Ma Sandao bought a box, which has been used for half a year, and he is usually reluctant to use it. As soon as I opened it, I almost lost my breath, and there were only three left in it. Ma Sandao called all the big numbers of the gods and Buddhas he knew. He carefully piled up the paper money, and then went to scrape the foreign fire, scraped and folded it. There is a layer of sweat on Ma Sandao's forehead! He shook his hand carefully, settled down, and scraped another one. This time, it was still very simple, and he cut it directly in two. At this night, Ma Sandao, the old man burst into tears. He looked at the box, the last one, and only the last one left. Ma Sandao took a breath. According to the experience of using foreign fire for many years, he put it in a posture and was about to scrape. Suddenly, he cried, and the last one had no fucking medicine at all.
Ma Sandao smashed an empty box and turned his head and howled: "Oh, my mother, my..." Before he could howled, he suddenly saw two blood-red eyes staring at himself, and there was a small white flower on his eyes. This guy is too familiar with Ma Sandao. Isn't this the donkey I saw last night? Looking up again, the little daughter-in-law with a big belly has a blue and white face, her face is swollen like steamed buns, and a pair of protruding dead fish eyes are staring at her.
"I...my...my...my...ah!" Ma Sandao howled out, and a carp stood up immediately, and then peed in his crotch. Ma Sandao is really not an ordinary person. Ordinary people are scared to pee. That is, they can't walk. It's called Ren Guizai. The more you pee, the more powerful it is. It urinates all the way. That thing, as the villagers said, the buffalo peed for half a miles.
This time, I ran much faster than when I came, and I saw that Grandma Fan was still lighting candles there. He immediately shouted like a pig: "Mother-in-law, come out, come out..." The voice fell, and the person arrived.
Ma Sandao hugged Grandma Fan, with tears in his excited eyes. Grandma Fan looked at Ma Sandao's wet crotch and was very happy: "Are you peeing? Piss?" Ma Sandao scolded in his heart: This old woman's eyes are sharp. How can she only look at people's crotch?" Mother-in-law, yes... But the donkey, no, the little daughter-in-law came out again!" Grandma Fan was so happy: "It's good to pee. OK, you are really an enorcative!"
"Mother-in-law, I didn't light my paper money!" Ma Sandao said in a hurry, but Grandma Fan didn't care at all. She said, "It's okay. Some paper money is useless. They are staring at you, and they will come to you even if they don't have any paper money."
Ma Sandao scolded in his heart: "Then you still want me to get some paper money..." Grandma Fan smiled and said, "It's not yet. I'll tell you this. Do you still need paper money when you die and become a ghost?"
Ma Sandao said, "I don't believe it either. The old man said he wanted to burn it. He said that he was afraid of death and was also a poor man." Grandma Fan said, "You are right to think so. This person is not dead. I don't know what the ghost is. I guess it's a mess. What's the matter with this ritual? I think it's all bullshit!" Ma Sandao nodded and was suddenly shocked: "Isn't your husband specialized in this? Then aren't you sniffering?"
Grandma Fan sighed, "There's no way. This man has his own background in his heart. If you don't say what he thinks, he won't believe you. After you explain it, he will run away. Sometimes, we are all waunting people, doing things for others, and it's up to us. Ma Sandao sat down and rested his legs. There is a living immortal next to him. What else is there to be afraid of? Now several people sit side by side.
Liu Dashao said, "What my mother-in-law said is quite reasonable. I haven't believed in burning paper money for a long time. My grandfather, I haven't been to Grandpa's grave for seven or eight years, let alone burning paper, and I haven't seen them report a dream of being poor?
Grandma Fan nodded and said, "Today, when I saw the appearance of this pony, I also have a bottom in my heart. He is an adjoin. As the saying goes, he is suspicious and has a dark ghost, and his body is weak and easy to get close to evil. People and ghosts are originally two ways, and they have nothing to do with each other, but if people's hearts have ghosts, they are easy to be controlled by evil things..."
Ma Sandao felt something was wrong when he listened to it. "Grandma Fan, what the hell is in my heart? I'm..."
Grandma Fan said, "If you don't have a gambler in your heart, do you still want to gamble on such a thing in the middle of the night, or do you still want to gamble on apricots?" Seeing that Ma Sandao was speechless, Grandma Fan said again, "I think you are a yin person. You are the same as the size of the Liu family. You are also a rare giant panda in our village. I burned this paper money to attract ghosts. Ghosts don't need paper money, but I used to be a human and knew that when the paper money was burned, I'm afraid someone would come to worship. It's great that you can attract wandering souls and lonely ghosts without burning paper money.
Ma Sandao asked, "What kind of yin? I only met that thing once last night. This is not good."
Grandma Fan smiled and said, "There is a kind of person who is tired, and the fire on his body is gone, but usually he is full of fire, which can be extremely yang and extremely yin. There is no such person in the world. I am one, and you are one. This kind of person is most suitable to be a gentleman. It is extremely rare to be close to evil without hurting himself.
Liu Dashao was a little interesting when he heard this: "Grandma Fan, don't you want to accept me as an apprentice?"
Grandma Fan said, "Let's talk about this later. Let me tell you first. After a while, the evil things around you will appear. When they enter this circle, this Ding You's public road charm makes them not distinguish between things and can no longer turn out. As long as you want to do this, this way... Then the remaining three earth spirits can be eliminated!"
Liu Dashao was shocked and said, "Why do you want me to take action, mother-in-law, I pee in my pants as soon as I see this thing. Besides, aren't there four?"
Grandma Fan laughed and said, "You don't know the benefits of peeing in your pants. This is called Xieyang. Hey hey, don't worry, just do what I say. Also, you have to listen to me carefully. Why do you always poke me on the shoulder?
Ma Sandao hurriedly said, "No, I still want to say why you always touch my back..."
"Didn't you scratch me?" Liu Dashao also turned pale. It seems that he is in the same situation as the two people.
The three suddenly remembered something. At the same time, looking back, there was a person kneeling behind him, and his head reached to their faces. The dead fish-like eyes turned tall, and two black blood and tears slowly oozed out of the eyes. The face was full of knife wounds, and the head and neck were staggered in half. The swollen head shook in the night wind and seemed to fall from his neck at any time.
"Mom..." Grandma Fan's body was shocked. Liu Dashao and Ma Sandao shouted strangely at the same time. Liu Dashao's trousers immediately got wet, and Ma Sandao was wet for the second time.
Fortunately, these two guys are both brave people who are more and more brave. Grandma Fan rolled sideways, rolled out ten feet away, and stood up with a soft voice. Then he pulled out the wooden sword beside him and lay it across his chest. Over there, Mr. Liu came to straighten another carp, kicking his feet on the ground and straightening his waist. I want to jump forward and stand up first. Who knew that the ground was a little slippery by two people's urine. This one did not stand up, but hit it back and hit the arms of the thing. It's really smooth to give a hug.
Liu Dashao came to his senses and looked up. The thing was staring at his two black and bloody eyes with affection and staring at himself affectionately. Suddenly, the thing opened its mouth with a sound. A long tongue slipped and went straight to Liu Dashao's left face: "Oh, my God!" Liu Dashao shouted wildly. He didn't know where his strength came from. He jumped out of the sky, sweating like a fountain and urine like the collapse of the Yellow River.
The three people stood up and took a look. It's amazing. In this open space, there are about a dozen dark shadows sway around. There are people with no heads, some with few legs, and there is a close acquaintance. Isn't that old Mr. Yang? His hands were broken, and his eyes were rotten. There were two deep eye frames left. He also seemed to recognize Ma Sandao standing on the left. He had no eyes, and the other end was still looking straight at Ma De. Ma Sandao scolded secretly. Your eyes are gone. How can you still stare at me? Grandma Fan scolded, "Ma Sandao, didn't you say there were only four? Why is there such a big group? It's all fierce... I think it's all bad!"
"What, so much, are they still fierce?" Master Liu took off his cloth shoes and was about to hit his future father-in-law. He said to himself: Damn, I can't do this if I want to see you, can I? Isn't it just touching your daughter's hand? As for cheating me here to hold a national voting meeting with these things? This is not a fucking village head.
The grievance in Ma Sandao's heart: "I really don't know!"
"Grandma Fan, stop talking, throw me the sword you just said!" Master Liu shouted at a critical moment. Grandma Fan drew a seal in front of her with a wooden sword and touched a short sword from her waist. Come on, catch it." Liu Dashao grabbed the sword and couldn't help shouting bitterly in his heart. It was so short that there was still someone to believe in the fish-killing knife. It's strange to say that these ghosts, which had been circling in the ash circle of paper burned by Mrs. Fan, went straight to Liu Dashao as if they had suddenly found a direction.
The old man Yang screamed strangely. The bloody broken wrist had come to Liu Dashao. A white female devil over there turned from the left and rushed to Liu Dashao's shoulder. Liu Dashao could see clearly that the female evil ghost's face was full of holes, only a long tongue was oily and slippery, and half of Bai Sensen's teeth had rotted and exposed. Outside. This bite made me bite no better. Liu Dashao, rolled on the ground, pulled away a little, and then pulled out the dagger. What Grandma Fan just said was still in his ear: "You took this evil sword. This scabbard is yin, which is made by the old bamboo for more than ten years. Those evil things will definitely go towards you. You pull out your sword and put it across your chest. The blade of the sword has been soaked in the fire for a year. He also opened it with the blood of the rooster. Once it comes out of the sheath, the fire is so strong that it will definitely make those ghosts dare not approach.
With a 'swish', Liu Da Shao pulled out his sword and lay it across his chest, with a heroic spirit in his chest. Suddenly, he felt that something was wrong with his hand. He immediately lowered the hero's head and opened the hero's eyes. Only then did he find that the sword was short... and broken!?
Liu Dashao was so anxious that his scalp exploded: "Alas, Grandma Fan, it's broken!"
When Grandma Fan heard the words, she was so anxious that she patted her thigh: "Oh, I'm in a hurry to leave. I took the wrong one. I lost the good one in the house!"
Liu Da Shao was so angry that he was about to howle. The old man Yang's broken wrist had stretched straight in front of him. Liu Da Shao saw that although the sword was short and broken, it still had a blade. At the moment, he didn't think much about it. He turned over and inserted the broken sword. As soon as he met the old man Yang's wrist, the old man Yang screamed, as if he were crying at night, which made his teeth sour. Old Yang's two empty eye frames spewed out two black gas and retreated, and his figure seemed to be a little transparent. I wailed in the gray circle of paper. Looking at his sword again, there was only one left.
With one blow, Liu Dashao didn't have time to breathe a sigh of relief, and the teeth of the female ghost with surprisingly long tongue came to his face. Liu Da Shao's eyes darkened, and suddenly his whole body lost strength. At this time, there was a sad scream in his ear, and the long-tongue female ghost was covered with black smoke, and the fishy smell came to her nose. After a burst of black smoke dissipated, a burning rune paper floated down.
"Mother-in-law, you finally found Fu..." Liu Dashao escaped from death and took a big breath. Grandma Fan's body swayed, and a few pictures were pasted in a moment. Black smoke billowed on the flat ground, and ghosts kept screaming. Ma Sandao praised, "Grandma Fan, you are such a fairy!"
When she didn't finish her words, Grandma Fan said, "Young master, look at it. I've brought ten of these six-piece exorcism charms. When I'm done, I have to rely on you to cover it." Before Liu Dashao could understand it, a ghost floated and pinched his hands to Liu Dashao's neck. Wait, why does this ghost look so familiar? Isn't this Lao Zhao who died of cerebral thrombosis? He saw his head hanging around his neck, with only a trace of skin and flesh sticking to it, and ten fingers sticking straight in like daggers. Liu Dashao shouted in a hurry, "Wait, wait, Uncle Zhao, Zhao Zuzong, I've played cards with you!"
Unexpectedly, the next shout seemed to react. The old Zhao's head hanging around his neck tilted, as if he was looked at Liu Dashao. At this time, there were still three ghosts left in the field, all of which looked at themselves motionless like Lao Zhao. Old Zhao was relieved. Now he recognized him as an acquaintance. He opened his mouth and said, "Alas, we are also neighbors... that..."
Without finishing his words, Liu Dashao saw Grandma Fan looking at him with extremely frightening eyes. As if he were a great evil spirit, he was about to ask a question. I suddenly felt cold on my back. The feeling is not good. Looking back: the flower, the donkey, the little daughter-in-law...
This shocked Liu Dashao, like a frightened toad, his legs bounced and jumped three feet high in place. He jumped twice in a row and jumped straight to Grandma Fan. She was shocked to find that Grandma Fan's whole body was like a swing, and her voice trembled a little: "Mother-in-law, why are you afraid of this..." Grandma Fan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "When these things see her, they are so scared that they dare not move. You say I'm afraid..."
As soon as he heard this, Liu Dasho knew a little about the other party's ability. He only listened to the sound of ghosts around him. The three ghosts tried their best to escape, but they couldn't escape the dust circle. Didn't he dare to make friends with me? At this time, the woman on the donkey only heard a gloomy smile, and Grandma Fan and Mrs. Liu were cold: "This old lady is still a little good." As soon as the words fell, she suddenly smiled sharply. The wind rolled, and the paper dust on the ground blew clean.
Grandma Fan's teeth fought: "Can you talk and laugh?"
Ma Sandao said, "He can talk. He asked me for an apricot last night!"