Chapter 135 Little Ghost
A young man in his twenties said, "We are all going out. If there are any major events in the village in the future, there will be no one. It's better to keep a few, so that one day you will accompany my grandfather and no one will see you off!" Haha!" Nowadays, young people are full of ruffians.
The old man said angrily, "You son of a bitch, you can't say good things. You are very good at this!" Everyone burst out laughing!
Talking and laughing, it's time to be buried. After Liu Dashao did the procedure, the coffin was buried, and the snowflakes gradually fell. This year's snow seemed to be a little heavy. But Liu Dashao felt a trace of yin. He couldn't help thinking about the land. After entering the earth, he asked the Luo family to burn a few more piles of paper money on the edge of the grave. Liu Dashao came to the front of the grave and shouted, "Dear immortals, what happened last night was unavoidable. Xiangqing, you can ask about the land and you will know. I have already talked to the land. I'm sorry. I'm here to apologize to you now. I hope you adults don't remember the villain.
Everyone gathered around and said, "Sir, what's going on!"
Liu Dashao: "It's okay. There are a few immortals around. They are a little angry, but I believe they are a lot of adults." After saying that, he said to the sky, "If you say yes, take the money away!"
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew, and several piles of burned paper money outside the grave rose with the wind and scattered around. Feeling the yin qi attacking people, everyone involuntarily gathered together.
Liu Da Shao was relieved. At least those little ghosts forgave him, but as the saying goes, the god is easy to deal with, and the little ghost is difficult to deal with. He can rest assured when he receives the money from the land, but he doesn't know if these little ghosts are greedy or not. He doesn't dare to be careless, so he said to everyone, "Who caught the rooster who just released, but To give it to me?" There are two main functions of stepping on the coffin chicken. One is to guard the heavenly soul of the body in the coffin, so that he can't come out of the coffin; the other is to deter the surrounding ghosts so that they can't make trouble.
A young man in his twenties came with a rooster that had just been barking. He looked at Liu Dashao and said, "Sir, do you want this chicken?" The former gentleman asked us to catch it. Whoever caught it got it! Ha ha." He didn't know that it was just yin and yang
It's just a resting program of gentlemen.
Liu Dashao said shyly, "I don't want this chicken, but we have a little trouble today. The problem of the land has just been solved, but there are more troublesome things now. As the saying goes, it's hard to guard against it. Now these little ghosts are happy to leave, but it's hard to guarantee that they don't do something. I want this chicken to do something.
When young people hear that they are going to do it, they don't rush to the express delivery.
Liu Da Shao took the rooster and read a spell in his mouth. The rooster suddenly became unconscious. Liu Da Shao put the rooster on the ground. It stood motionless, and then fell to the ground. Liu Da Shao dug a small pit on the grave, buried the chicken in it, and then put a small stone in front of the chicken's earthen bag. This In this way, the grave of the old man without the heavenly soul became the tomb of this chicken. He said to Luo Ping'an, "When you come to pile up the grave, just pile up the earth directly on it. Don't dig out the chicken. You must remember it." Luo Ping'an also felt that the situation was a little abnormal, and he could only agree.
It was already eleven o'clock when everything was finished, and everyone walked to the village. At this moment, a gust of cloudy wind blew, and Liu Dashao knew that those little ghosts had come to make trouble again. He stopped and everyone stopped. In the past, they would have gone back after everything was done, but today there were several interesting things. They all wanted to be with Liu Dashao, hoping to see more strange things.
Master Liu said in the direction of the old man's grave, "I advise you not to make trouble, or don't blame me for not reminding you!" As soon as they finished speaking, a group of people didn't know what was going on. Just as they were about to ask, they heard a cold and sad cry from the old man's grave. No one asked, and they didn't know how to ask. But they all know one thing in their hearts: the ghost has been fucked!
Only Liu Dashao knows that those little ghosts want to make trouble in the cemetery, but they don't know that the grave has become the tomb of the rooster. They can only suffer losses. It seems that this incident can be assured.
It was already twelve o'clock when I returned to Luo Ping'an's house. Suona Wang and the gong and drum Chen had been cleaned up and were waiting to leave after breakfast. The meal was ready, but the snow was getting bigger and bigger. It seemed that he didn't want to stop. Because he had something to do, Luo Ping'an greeted several people and asked Luo Siyu to send the three gentlemen to the entrance of the village. Luo Siyu said, "Mr. Liu, why don't you rest at my house for a few days before leaving?"
Liu Dashao shook his head: "No, in our industry, we have to leave after finishing the law. We can't stay. Even if it rains and snows heavily, it's the same. This is the rule."
Luo Siyu said, "Well, but now the snow is so heavy that there seems to be no car that dares to walk on the road. Do you want to walk back?"
Liu Dashao smiled and said, "If this is the case, you have to go back!"
Luo Siyu smiled and said, "It seems that it's not easy to do your job!" Ha ha."
Liu Dashao nodded: "Of course, not everyone in our industry can do it! Let's go. See you later."
Luo Siyu also raised his hand and said, "Goodbye." Looking at the three people leaving, Luo Siyu sighed in his heart: Mr. Yin and Yang is not easy. He used to be too prejudiced against them.
On the way, Liu Dashao turned around and said, "Two brothers, can't we really stay for one night before leaving? Look, it's windy and snowing now.
Suona Wang smiled and said, "Are you thinking about the little girl?" If you do this industry, you have to follow the rules. This is also a kind of practice. We are different from mortals. If we want to have stronger power than mortals, we have to suffer more.
Liu Dashao said, "Then why do you recite the heaviest things for me and practice? Don't you want to practice?"
The gongs and drums and drums laughed and said, "Hey hey, we have been practicing for decades. You have just started. You should practice more and endure hardships before you can be a superior. Don't you understand this truth?"
Liu Dashao is speechless, who calls himself a junior in the village! If you don't carry heavy things by yourself, you won't have so many complaints when your mind is balanced.
"That being said, I still want to know why we can't stay at someone else's house?"
luo gu chen explained, "Think about it, we take the guy with us. That's who will prove who is in trouble when we arrive at the house. Who dares to keep us? And where we stay, isn't it like proving that something bad happened in his family? So when the law is done, we are the most unpopular people, you know!"
"So that's it. Think about it." Liu Dashao finally understood.
"But to be honest, it's fucking cold today!"
Liu Dashao said, "Haha, are you cold? Then do you want me to recite this one for you?"
Chen quickly waved his hand: "It's okay. You can just carry it. I can stand it!" After welcoming the contemptuous look, he smiled shyly and said, "Don't look at me like that. I'm good to you. I'm afraid you'll catch a cold!"
The three people walked on the snow, leaving only the footprints of the three of them on this long mountain road. At ordinary times, it's okay for a person to walk more than ten kilometers an hour, but on this snowy day, it's good to walk three or five kilometers an hour!
The weather gradually darkened. On a snowy day, the three of them were worried that they could not find a place to rest. Fortunately, there were cowsheds on the fields on the mountain in the countryside, so finding a wide cowshed became the target of the three of them. Finally, I came to a flat place and saw a large cowshed. Maybe the people of this village often come here to rest. It's very clean, and there is a place for people to rest behind the cowshed. Although it is very windy, it is much better than outside!
The three of them came to the rest area of the cowshed and found some firewood. Soon a fire was born. Liu Dashao only knew the warmth of the fire, while the two funeral professionals were experienced. They took out three killed chickens and a pig's head from the Luo family from the bag and prepared for dinner tonight.