Chapter 24 Drive the ducks on the shelves and tell you to pretend to be bitter

When you come to the kitchen, it is actually a temporary stove. The pots and pans are clean and tidy, and the seasonal vegetables are also complete. Xue Qianwu was happy in his heart. It seems that Master Dongfang doesn't often eat out. Otherwise, what should he do with these things?

Does he think the food outside is not clean, or is it because his own people cook and eat comfortably?

Think about those high-ranking officials and nobles in their previous lives, they ate special dishes, drank special water, and invited special chefs. Dongfang Ye can be called a young talent, which can be said to be a person who calls for wind and rain. I'm afraid that today's emperor will have to give them three points of the Oriental family. How can he be willing to live such a bitter life?

That's all. Maybe he is calm and doesn't feel bitter, but happy! Xue Qianwu was thinking about it. Dongfang Biren looked at her and said, "What can you cook?"

"Do you want to talk about cooking? Who can't cook? The key is whether the heat is cooked or not..." Xue Qianwu tilted his head and said with his fingers, "I can do it. It's really a lot. For example, shredded pork with green pepper, steamed chicken nuggets, braised crispy meat, braised eggplant, shredded bananas, boiled white crucian carp, honey/watering/lotus root, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, sour and spicy potatoes, I can also roast mutton skewers..."

Dongfang Biren nodded and smiled, "What a virtuous person who can stay at home!"

Xue Qianwu was stunned. Does he mean that I am virtuous? Can you delve deeper into the meaning of this sentence?

Don't think about it. Xue Qianwu rubbed his head and said to himself that I'm not an affectionate bird.

"So today, let's invite the sage to show it twice. I'll play a helper next to me..." Dongfang Biren smiled softly.

But this smile hung on Dongfang Biren's face, absolutely no means ridicule, but a pure and sincere invitation.

Xue Qianwu has a good heart. Not to mention, she once lived in a new era of equality between men and women. Many women pursue a "nine" life of "demization of three circumferences, white-collar income, housework, happy daily life, love persistence, petty bourgeoisie, shopping madness, lover scale, husband slavery". She is also a good one. Bandit, how can you walk around your husband and children? She spends all day in the mysterious base. It is her ambition not to marry for life. How can she have the opportunity to cook?

What she said was just based on what she saw in her daily life, saying a few dishes, which filled her face.

Master Dongfang put on a seductive posture and wanted her to put her bold words into practice and make a table of delicious dishes. Isn't that driving ducks on the shelves?

but it is also extremely helpless. Who will pretend to be? It's okay to live if you do evil, and you can't live if you do evil. It's better to do less in the future!

Xue Qianwu bravely pretended to be the sage to the end: "I haven't practiced for a long time. It's inevitable that it's strange. Don't expect too much..."

Dongfang Biren smiled tolerantly and said, "Even if it is fried into a pot of paste, I have to eat it happily. Otherwise, under the blow, you will never do it again, but my stomach has been bought by you. Shouldn't you suffer?

Xue Qianwu said anx anx, "Have you been asking me to do it all the time? Do you want to teach me to be your cook?"

"I want you to be my cook, just me, okay?" Dongfang Biren looked at her closely: "Of course, I'm also your cook. You can use it whenever you want."

Xue Qianwu met his eyes and asked in surprise, "Are you serious?"

Dongfang Biren's elegant posture and gently took his sleeve: "Try to tell me, what should I do?"

Xue Qianwu was at a loss. He circled around the pot table and shouted randomly, "Prepare raw materials first and get a fish. I want to cook fresh and tender fish soup!" Let you have a good time!"

Dongfang Biren went to the yard, took out a fishing net, fished out of the pond near the wall, and threw it into the basin and said, "I have done the fishing work. I'm going to chop wood and put it on fire. You can cut the fish into pieces."

Looking at Dongfang Ye pick up the axe and skillfully chop wood, Xue Qianwu looked at the fish again, and his face was at a loss. How to cut the knife? Cut the head first or cut the tail first?

Carefully, he put his hands together and grabbed the slippery fish. As soon as it was put on the chopping board, the fish with its cheeks still moving jumped high and threw it straight to the ground.

Xue Qianwu was shocked and bent down to grab it. The soil was covered with the fish body, and the fish scales became more sticky, making it like an eel coming out of the mud.

Finally got to the case again. Unexpectedly, the fish's life was so big that it was still struggling timidly. Xue Qianwu was so anxious that his head was sweaty. He picked up a hammer, closed his eyes, and knocked at the fish's head.

Dongfang Biren looked at her in astonishment and couldn't help walking to her and laughing.

Xue Qianwu opened his eyes and saw that I strangled him! I saw that the fish's brains were painted on the ground, and his flesh and blood were blurred into mud.

Xue Qianwu dropped the hammer, looked pitifully at Dongfang Biren, and said innocently, "This fish is too strong! As soon as I was excited, I took the extreme road.

Dongfang Biren forcibly stopped laughing: "Are you born with hatred with the fish, or what? When I meet a slaughterer like you, the fish is simply suffering.

"I know this, just like shooting a gun. If one shot can't solve the prisoner's life, it is not allowed to shoot a second shot." Xue Qianwu said metaphorically, but he was thinking, how many times was she the dead fish? I don't know what the fish did before it died, but it was going to die so tragically.

"What do you mean by gun?" Dongfang Biren's face turned slightly red and still asked.

Xue Qianwu was puzzled and said with his eyes, "It's just a gun, the kind with a rod and a bullet..."

Dongfang Biren was even more embarrassed. He picked up water and drank it to hide his uncomportation, but suddenly choked and coughed repeatedly.

Xue Qianwu felt strange: "Have you never seen it?"

Dongfang Biren's face was a little deformed, and he opened his mouth and didn't know what to say.

Xue Qianwu thought about it and reacted. Guns are weapons that have only existed for countless years. They use swords, shields and spears here. So he hurriedly explained, "The guns I mentioned are divided into several types, such as rifles, steel guns, water guns, and Xiaomi plus rifles..."

Dongfang Biren just straightened up and choked again. Xue Qianwu was more anxious and shook him and said, "What's wrong with you today? I can't calm down. I can chop even if I drink water! Don't eat later. If you choke, it will be a big trouble..."

"Can you not say such ** words?" Dongfang Biren held the table and said this.

"What did I say? I'm introducing you to guns! What's wrong with you? Look at your embarrassment!" Xue Qianwu is dizzy.

"Have you really never heard of it?" Dongfang Biren reluctantly pulled up the corners of his lips and smiled, "A common secret taboo is to call a woman's pregnancy a shot, and that thing a gunshot... And the stock handle and so on, all of which have special indications."

Xue Qianwu stayed for a long time before jumping up and shouted awkwardly, "You... fairy brother, you have such an impure idea!"

After covering his face and saying that, he turned around and ran out.

Dongfang Biren hurried to chase her, unconsciously crying, "This can't be blamed. It's all a conventional meaning!" The rice is not cooked yet. Where are you going?

The bodyguard heard the noise, ran out, heard the last sentence of the east, and was stupid there on the spot--

Aren't they going to cook? Why do you say they are cooking? Are they going to cook raw rice?