Chapter 278 Obscene Little Old Man

It's hard to imagine that a person can be so inhumane, with a sharp-mouthed cheeks and an obscene face. At a glance, he is simply a little old man. What made Lu Feng smile bitterly was that the little old man's treacherous eyes were rumbling, and at first glance, he was the kind of unintentioned.

What did he say?

Is your own kidney deficiency? Excessive indulgence??

Lu Feng almost slapped him and thought of pumping away the hateful old swindler.

If there is something else, Lu Feng may not be super speechless by this little old man, but... But when he is overindulgent, this is pure nonsense! He Lu Feng... He Lu Feng is still completely a virgin!

A virgin, kidney deficiency because of excessive indulgence??

What kind of international joke? What kind of world-class joke are you talking about??

"If you have something to say, say something and fart quickly. If you want to cheat two money, I can give you dozens of yuan to ride back to your hometown, or I can also give you an extra hundred yuan to buy a bottle of poison and drink it to kill yourself. If you don't want to buy poison, you can even save money." When Lu Feng said this coldly, he turned around in front of the obscene little old man, and then pointed to the peak on one side and continued, "See? You climbed up along a winding mountain road there, climbed all the way to the top, and then shouted three times to the sky, 'I'm a liar, I'm a sinner, I'm obscene', and then jumped down from it. Then the world was quiet, and you were relieved! OK? No problem, right?"

The little old man looked at Lu Feng in a daze, and his facial expression showed a very strange look. However, a person like him is thicker than the corner of the city wall, so he immediately reacted after a dull face for a while. It was like changing his face. At the moment of reaction, he immediately shouted, "Am I a liar? Son of a bitch, what are you talking about? I am a traditional Chinese medicine doctor who has been influenced by the history and culture of China for 5,000 years. Do you know what traditional Chinese medicine means? That's me! How can I lie to you? Old man, I have a pair of fiery eyes, and I will never misread it!"

With that, in order to prove him, he also quickly wiped the snot that was about to flow across the river with his sleeves. Maybe it was a little itchy in his armpit. He shook his shoulder a few times, and then scratched hard in the armpit with the other hand before shaking his collar in Lu Feng's open look. After brushing the corners of his clothes and trouser legs with his hand a few times, he raised his head, straightened his chest, and raised his small buttocks that were not plump.

He thought that his series of movements would be very handsome, very cool, very cool, and even after tidying up his clothes, he could evolve from monkeys to human beings. Unfortunately, he was wrong. Not to mention the disgusting thing of snotching his nose with his sleeve of his clothes, it was just the one who scratched his armpits sideways with his hand. There is an obscene supreme realm.

And Lu Feng also found that when he tried his best to perform for himself, the little old man's eyes moved four or five meters away from a pretty girl passing by, and even his eyes were shining brilliant.

Lu Feng's eyes are very sharp. Because of his inner strength, it can be said that his eyes are definitely sharper than the gos that have been hovering in the sky. Their eyes are sharp! Therefore, where the little old man's eyes gathered, Lu Feng clearly caught that it was the plump and slightly twisted back buttocks of the passing pretty girl.

Old color embryo!

Lu Feng cursed secretly in his heart. Although he knew that such a secret sentence was not in line with the traditional virtue of respecting the old and loving the young, the little old man was too obscene and obscene! Looking at his age, he should be an age that can't stand up, but at such an age, the little old man is still so obscene and obscene. It can be imagined that when he was young, he should have ruined a lot of good women, right??

And!

Most importantly, he is a liar! Shameless liar!!

Lu Feng was unwilling to pay attention to this obscene little old man, passed him by, and strode to ignore him and walk over.

When the little old man saw that Lu Feng ignored him, he suddenly became furious. After a strange color flashed in his eyes, he suddenly stopped Lu Feng again angrily and said seriously, "Little brother, it's okay if you didn't believe me, but you actually said I was a liar! Do you know that this is an insult to the old man? Old man, I'm not afraid of anything in my life. The only thing I'm afraid of is being insulted by others! No, you said I lied to you. Why did I lie to you? Look at you, even if you don't have kidney deficiency, you are often indulged, right? Humph, don't tell me that you don't touch women. Now you still smell a woman's perfume! Well, let me smell it. What kind of perfume is this?"

The little old man wrinkled his nose, like a beast dog mutated by a monkey. He smelled it around Lu Feng, and the sharp-mouthed monkey's cheeks face showed an obscene smile. Hehe said, "AnaisAnais, Chinese name is Cachal, a classic rising star of perfume, pursues elegance and nobility in style, in the white denim In the 1960s, when clothes swept the time, it was also a stand-in-house discussion, returning to romance, and taking the role of giving full play to women's softness. The perfume AnaisAnais launched in 1978 can be said to be a comprehensive understanding of female characteristics: gentleness, innocence, youthfulness and sentimentality at the same time, which is definitely a classic in perfume. The girl who can afford this brand of perfume must be a delicate and cute girl.

After saying that, the little old man looked at Lu Feng with interest and hummed, "How's it going? Did I say that, right? If you don't know, ask the girl who left perfume on you and ask her if I'm right!"

"Oc, if you're right, I'll stay and see what your purpose is!"

Lu Feng's heart a trace of curiosity rose. At the same time, he was more sure that this old man was an old pervert for many years. However, in his curiosity, he quickly dialed Mosangsan, because the perfume on his body was indeed left by Mosan.

The phone rang a few times, and Mo Sangsang at that end answered the phone: "Hey, Lu Feng, what can I do for you?"

Lu Feng hesitated for a moment before asking with a smile, "Sang Sang, what brand of perfume do you use?"

Mossansang's exquisite and beautiful little face at the other end of the phone was slightly stunned, and then a trace of shame emerged from her face. Of course, there were also a few big question marks on her forehead. After a moment of silence, she wondered, "Lu Feng, what are you doing? Why are you asking me this question?"

Lu Feng reached out and scratched the back of his head. He also felt that his brain was a little convulsed. It's okay for this sharp-mouthed old swindler to fool around. Why did he fool around with him? Isn't this looking for embarrassment!!

However, what Lu Feng didn't expect was that after asking, Mo Sansang said softly, "AnaisAnais, a French perfume, whose Chinese name is Cassiar."

Lu Feng's eyes suddenly stared, and then said, "I know." He hurriedly hung up the phone, leaving only Mo Sang- Sang-sang with a trace of shyness and a trace of confusion on the other end of the phone and Shang Wende with a trace of strange color and a trace of worry.

How's it going? Do you believe it now?" The obscene little old man raised his face and looked complatic!

Lu Feng nodded silently. At first, he didn't like this liar little old man, but he didn't expect that the little old man knew so much about perfume. At least, he also knew a ability. Even if he learned to deceive people, even if it was used to deceive girls, it was also a kind of ability, so he said lightly, "Say it. ! What do you mean by stopping me?

The obscene expression and behavior all revealed the obscene little old man. His proud eyes turned into anger and said seriously, "Do you understand what I mean? I said that you are overindulging, so your body has almost been hollowed out by wine and sex now. You have to mend it!"

Lu Feng himself is very smart. Although he can't be compared with Wang Yumeng's evil intelligence, he can see through the intention of this obscene old man at a glance! With a strange look, Lu Feng asked, "I think I understand what you do, selling medicine?" Aphrodisiac? Or **? Is it the kind of powerful diamond pills that can be lively for a few hours? Or is it the golden gun that doesn't defeat Dan?"

The obscene little old man was slightly stunned, and then looked at Lu Feng with a bright smile. He nodded in a big way. He looked at Lu Feng's eyes with a childlike look and praised, "Yes, I am kind-hearted, and I even suspect that God has installed a gold for me since I was just born. It's like a child's heart, so when I see the miserable state of your body now, I'm vaguely moved with compassion, so I stopped you, told you the truth, and even prepared to use a new aphrodisiac that I have been specializing in for decades to supplement your body. Don't worry, my new aphrodisiac is definitely not just as simple as aphrodisiac. It can not only make you live, but also turn you into thirteen jiro overnight. Even his greatest effect is to fundamentally improve your body and make your physique particularly strong and healthy.

The little old man said, as if he had said too much and was thirsty. I don't know where he found a broken porcelain pot. He unscrewed the lid and poured a few mouthfuls. The floating smell, Lu Feng frowned slightly, because he could smell that the broken porcelain pot was actually filled with white wine!

In an instant, Lu Feng gave another definition to the little old man:

Dunkard!

Obscene and obscene sex demon and drunkard, this little old man is very inferior!!

After a few sips, the little old man unscrewed the lid of the broken porcelain pot and looked at Lu Feng and said again, "Little brother, as a man, what a shameful thing it would be if you can't satisfy a woman? How can this kind of shameful thing happen to you, the handsome little brother Yushu Linfeng? Therefore, you should buy me some medicine to try. Don't worry, I'll pay ten for the fake here, and the child is not deceived.

With that, the obscene old man took out a few pills wrapped in wax paper from his arms and reached out to hand them to Lu Feng. At the same time, he said, "Good things are expensive. How about that? Do you want three or five? If you buy more, there are a lot of friends around you. If you give it to them, it is a big gift. The price is not expensive, only 5,000 yuan each. Hey... don't go! Four thousand... Oh, no, three thousand, three thousand is also OK!"

Lu Feng turned around and left. He completely ignored the obscene little old man shouting behind him!

Does this guy think he is a fool? Is it an idiot??

A pill that doesn't know what effect is, only 5,300? What about the liar??

Let's not say that this pill doesn't work. I don't have kidney deficiency, and I don't indulge too much. I'm still a virgin. Why buy this? Eat more and have a nosebleed??

It's not that I'm full. What are you doing?

So, let the obscene little old man shout behind him and pretend not to hear it!!